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Hiduplah Indonesia Maya is a Stand-Up Comedy Special Show from Pandji Pragiwaksono which was held on November 30, 2019.  | dG1fRjYtZV9tUVM1bWc

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00:00 My child will enter a world that is very different from mine.

00:05 Like, nowadays, kids are talking about politics.

00:09 Like, we all...

00:11 It's normal for us to talk about politics on social media, right?

00:14 For them too.

00:15 They're in high school, they're hanging out, talking about politics.

00:18 My child, Dipo, in elementary school,

00:20 was bullied because of politics.

00:23 Who laughed? I think they were very happy.

00:26 Did you hear that?

00:28 "Hee!"

00:29 "I think it's your child."

00:31 "It's my child!"

00:33 Because of politics, guys.

00:36 Because of politics.

00:38 I was eating, and suddenly my child said,

00:40 "Dad, why are you helping an evil person?"

00:44 I was shocked.

00:50 I asked him why.

00:52 He said, "I was bullied in school."

00:54 "Because they said I was an evil child."

00:56 "Because my dad helped an evil person."

00:59 Then, we can assume that it happened to his parents.

01:05 I'm telling this story because you don't assume that it happened to the supporters.

01:09 Usually, the supporters are the ones who do it.

01:11 "This happened to my child too. My child was bullied because of the election."

01:15 Does it make sense?

01:16 I even had to explain to him what politics is like.

01:19 But fortunately, my child was bullied like that,

01:22 it didn't affect his emotions too much.

01:24 He was very calm.

01:26 I don't know if he was calm or not caring.

01:28 What's certain is that my child is very logical.

01:32 I once saw my child being bullied because of the election.

01:34 It was right in front of me.

01:35 I was picking up my child,

01:37 and suddenly his friend came up to me.

01:39 "Hey, Dipo. Who are you going to vote for?"

01:41 "I'm going to vote for Ahok."

01:44 "He's a good person. Who are you going to vote for?"

01:47 "Huh? Huh?" In front of me.

01:49 Then, Dipo was silent.

01:50 Then, he said, "You can't vote."

01:53 "You're not old enough."

01:55 Then, what he said was...

01:57 His eyes were moving left and right, like there was an answer around him.

02:01 My child is always like that when he's bullied.

02:06 He was once bullied when he played soccer.

02:08 My child was in soccer school, Dipo was in soccer school.

02:10 Actually, he didn't like playing soccer.

02:12 He wasn't interested at all, but he knew I liked it.

02:14 So, I think that was a way to get me closer to him.

02:17 I think that's how I got closer to him.

02:19 So, I think that's how I got closer to him.

02:22 Then, he went to soccer school.

02:23 Let me tell you this.

02:24 I think you all should go to a soccer school.

02:27 You'll see a lot of ambitious parents...

02:30 who want their child to be a soccer star.

02:36 In my soccer school, there are children named Lionel...

02:40 Diego, Cristiano, and Zidane, guys.

02:45 They're like a star in a match.

02:49 Lionel is Zidane, and Cristiano is running away.

02:53 I was like, "This is crazy."

02:55 You can guess that there are no Manchester United players with children's names.

03:04 My child is a goalkeeper.

03:13 The reason I became a goalkeeper is simple.

03:15 I wanted to be able to hold a ball.

03:18 So, I became a goalkeeper.

03:20 But, as a goalkeeper, you have to be strong mentally.

03:24 Every time you score a goal, you're a goalkeeper.

03:26 Even though there's a back,

03:28 it's so common that the ball goes into the goal,

03:31 and the back is like...

03:33 I don't know where he is.

03:36 I'm like, "Get up, get up."

03:37 "The back is a jerk. Get up."

03:39 Is there an attack where he's just standing there and watching the ball go in?

03:46 "Get up."

03:47 Finally, Dipo didn't want to be a goalkeeper.

03:53 He became an outfielder. He became a back.

03:55 I told Dipo, "Being a back is easy."

03:57 "The principle is the same as a goalkeeper."

03:59 "Don't let the ball go past."

04:00 "The ball is close to you. Throw it far away."

04:02 "Don't let it go to the goalkeeper."

04:04 "Do you understand?" "I understand."

04:06 We know every time he says he understands, there's another problem.

04:08 We know this.

04:09 We understand, right?

04:11 You've been following me for a long time, right?

04:13 Understanding...

04:15 He solves the problem.

04:17 Okay?

04:19 I watched it.

04:24 And Dipo plays it according to the position.

04:26 If he knows it's back, it's back.

04:28 He understood it since he was a kid.

04:30 Meanwhile, his friends, you know,

04:32 kids who play ball, they connect together.

04:34 He's just behind. He's the goalkeeper.

04:37 Then there's a back attack.

04:39 I shouted from the side.

04:41 "Pau, back attack. Get ready."

04:43 My son...

04:45 My son became Godzilla on a ball court.

04:50 I was thinking, "What are you doing, Pau?"

04:59 They came because of Dipo.

05:11 I'm not lying. I recorded it.

05:13 There were many witnesses. Many parents.

05:15 This group of people who were playing ball...

05:18 They were getting closer to Dipo.

05:20 I said, "Pau, get ready."

05:22 Suddenly, Dipo disappeared.

05:24 "Where is he?"

05:26 I'm not lying.

05:28 Suddenly, in the middle of the crowd,

05:30 he appeared in the middle.

05:32 Surprise!

05:34 Then, the other kids were surprised.

05:36 He was kicked far away.

05:38 "Dipo!"

05:41 "What is that?!"

05:43 "People are looking at me from the side."

05:46 Because of Dipo's behavior,

06:02 he was often bullied.

06:05 I was watching him from the side.

06:07 But he was calm when he was bullied.

06:09 There was one kid.

06:11 I think he was upset with Dipo.

06:13 Because Dipo didn't seem to be motivated.

06:15 By becoming Godzilla, we know his head wasn't there.

06:17 He didn't know where it was.

06:19 Maybe you guys are upset.

06:22 There was one person who was teasing him.

06:24 You could see it from the outside.

06:26 Because of Dipo.

06:29 Dipo was like this.

06:31 Crazy.

06:33 My son is Cristiano Ronaldo, guys.

06:35 (Cristiano Ronaldo)

06:37 Who taught him? I don't know.

06:43 His face was like this.

06:52 I was like, "Wow, that was so cool."

06:54 He was panicking.

06:56 He was still running.

06:58 He wanted me to go in alone.

07:00 Especially, the people up there were hard.

07:04 (crowd cheering)

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