Paulien Cornelisse: Maar Ondertussen | movie | 2016 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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2016 recording of the show by Dutch comedian Paulien Cornelisse. In this performance Cornelisse is concerned with all th | dG1fQWlwYW9QT2Z3cXM

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00:00 Okay, let's level up.

00:05 Let's level up.

00:08 Level up.

00:11 Level up.

00:14 Level up.

00:16 Let's go back in time.

00:18 Let's go back in time to your own life.

00:20 You're five years old.

00:22 You get a box of color pencils from your parents.

00:24 Yay, you're happy with your color pencils.

00:26 But it turns out that you're using red more often than beige.

00:35 And that's sad for the beige.

00:39 Who recognizes these fingers?

00:42 I see some aging fingers.

00:45 I had a lot of empathic feelings towards beige.

00:51 So bad that I started doing things for beige.

00:55 You can't leave it as it is.

00:57 If you use the beige only when it has to be used,

00:59 then it's only for paths around a meadow.

01:03 But then I thought, I'll color things beige that aren't beige.

01:06 And preferably large areas.

01:08 Because if you make a large area beige,

01:10 you can also add some in between.

01:12 And the pencil sharpeners seem to like that very much.

01:15 So I was drawing St. Nicholas, for example.

01:18 And then you start with that triangle, that big triangle of the tabard.

01:22 I think that's a very good word.

01:25 The tabard.

01:27 It has a kind of pathfinder-like positivity.

01:32 I think it's a shame that the whole piece of clothing didn't make it.

01:36 So often in these situations, people say,

01:39 "What should I do now?"

01:40 "Your tabard, man!"

01:44 "I don't know which tabard."

01:45 "Your best tabard, John."

01:50 "Yeah, right?"

01:52 "Just go with your tabard,

01:54 and do some housework with your tabard."

01:58 "I think it's a bit boring."

02:00 "Just put your tabard on."

02:02 Anyway, that doesn't work at all.

02:04 But then the tabard of St. Nicholas,

02:06 completely beige.

02:07 Beige, beige, beige, beige.

02:09 Beige, beige, beige, beige.

02:11 And my mother said, "Pardin, the tabard of St. Nicholas is basically..."

02:14 "Yeah, I know. Never mind. Long story."

02:17 Completely beige.

Paulien Cornelisse: Maar Ondertussen | movie | 2016 | Official Clip

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