00:00 -You always seem to say the right thing to just the right person.
00:03 What's your secret?
00:05 -I'm really just talking to myself.
00:07 ♪♪
00:08 -I don't charge for my advice.
00:10 -Well, you should, because it was amazing.
00:13 I saw this, and I thought of you.
00:15 You will be a hit in no time.
00:16 -Welcome to "The Joe Show."
00:18 I submitted myself to a radio station for my own show.
00:21 -Well, congratulations.
00:23 -They rejected me.
00:24 -Well, congratulations, then.
00:27 -You weren't right for your own show?
00:29 -Jason skipped it.
00:31 You need to get the money for this school.
00:34 -$13,000 a semester?
00:36 -That's all!
00:37 -Dash needs her own show.
00:39 If I was a black woman, I'd be perfect.
00:41 ♪♪
00:43 -You love Loquisha. -She's brilliant.
00:45 -I know. -Get her in here.
00:46 -Loquisha on the air. -The biggest thing in radio.
00:49 But I still need my anonymity.
00:51 -You nervous? -Very.
00:52 -It's not a crime.
00:54 It's theater.
00:55 -You love Loquisha.
00:58 -What's your problem? -Hi, Loquisha.
01:00 It's free. -Oh, I ain't talking to you.
01:02 Not the way you sound. Next caller.
01:04 -You go, girl!
01:05 -You just be good to her.
01:07 If you good to yourself, you can be good to others.
01:09 But don't be too good, 'cause the police will come around.
01:12 -Yeah.
01:14 -Where did you get this? -I got another job.
01:16 -Doing what? -Consulting work.
01:18 What the hell would you know about being a white guy, anyway?
01:20 -I know quite a bit.
01:22 -Loquisha is a real role model
01:24 for every African-American woman on this planet.
01:27 -Loquisha!
01:29 -Like the whole city has a Loquisha mania.
01:31 -I am Loquisha, officer!
01:33 -What was that? -I think I might be
01:35 a black woman trapped in a white man's body.
01:37 -You need to talk to Loquisha.
01:39 Just because she's a woman and a black person
01:41 doesn't mean that she doesn't understand you.
01:43 -Is this really happening?
01:46 -I'm on a bridge above the river, and I'm gonna jump.
01:49 -Well, thanks for calling. Enjoy your jump.
01:51 ♪♪
01:53 -I got to start listening to her.
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