Você Não Tá Convidada pro Meu Bat Mitzvá! Trailer Oficial Legendado

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00:00 My baldness will determine the rest of my life.

00:03 If I have a kick-ass party, doors would open.

00:07 And I just think Dua Lipa would make the party perfect.

00:12 You can have a ball pit.

00:13 That's for kids! I've had my period for seven months now!

00:16 That's a long period, sweetheart!

00:18 La la la la la la.

00:20 I'm not popular.

00:22 What is happening?

00:24 You look insane.

00:25 Slave queen.

00:26 I'm not a loser.

00:28 I look like the lady that pulls kids out of class when their parents get into car accidents.

00:33 How often does that happen?

00:34 I might be a little obsessed.

00:36 One day, Indigo Bar will be mine, and you will have a cool boyfriend too,

00:39 and then we'll have a droning loss in Tribeca in Taylor Swift's building.

00:43 Yeah!

00:44 Oh my God.

00:48 Oh my God.

00:49 Can you just let me explain, please?

00:51 No, let me explain to you. We are no longer friends.

00:54 Yo, shit just got real.

00:56 Oh.

00:57 What's the matter? Something bugging you?

01:01 She betrayed me. She kissed my crush, and then he touched her underboob in PE.

01:04 A, B, C, D, E, F, G.

01:07 Oh, aye, underboob. I got plenty of that.

01:11 You're not taking this seriously.

01:13 You used to be such a respectful kid.

01:15 I volunteered at the retirement home.

01:17 So you could do a mitzvah? Or so you could flirt with a boy?

01:20 Facts.

01:22 Real talk.

01:24 I don't know what's happening between you two.

01:26 Lydia has long, black hairs on her nipples.

01:29 You wouldn't happen to know why people keep asking me if they can floss their teeth with my nipple hair.

01:34 Do you, Cece?

01:35 Uh, no.

01:37 I know what she needs, 'cause I know how she's feeling.

01:40 She needs to process this herself.

01:42 I know she hurt you, but I'm sure she misses her best friend.

01:46 I'm gonna take that as a maybe.

01:52 I have tried to apologize.

01:53 When is it enough?

01:54 Now it's enough!

01:55 It's too late!

01:56 You don't shape up.

01:58 Your bat mitzvah's gonna be canceled, sis.

02:00 Dad, just talk to her. Don't yell.

02:04 Gaby!

02:06 Hi!

02:07 You're a jerk and you won't let me have a mojito bar!

02:09 That's why we fought the Nazis!

02:11 Is this a bad time?

02:12 So you can have a mojito bar!

02:14 She's growing up so fast, it's crazy.

02:18 I'm drinking now.

02:20 I tried it the other day. I didn't like it. We're good.

02:22 [music]

02:28 [music fades]

02:31 [silence]

02:33 [silence]

02:36 [silence]

02:38 [silence]

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