Chokidar Abid Parking Ka Masla Laya Haroon Ke Pass, Bus Driver Goga Layega Comedians Ko Apne Saath
Chokidar Abid Parking Ka Masla Laya Haroon Ke Pass, Bus Driver Goga Layega Comedians Ko Apne Saath
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00:00 "Be careful, be careful."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:03 We have our guards with us during the break.
00:07 We have a bus driver with us.
00:09 Let's ask him why he has brought a bus driver.
00:12 Greetings, sir.
00:13 Greetings. How are you, Chaukas?
00:15 I am fine. You tell me, sir.
00:17 Alhamdulillah. I am fine.
00:18 Sir, I want to discuss a small issue with you.
00:21 We could have discussed it in private.
00:23 Why do you want to discuss it in front of everyone?
00:25 Sir, this issue is of everyone's.
00:27 Okay. That's why you are in front of everyone.
00:29 Yes. Tell me. Tell me.
00:30 Why did you want to discuss it in private?
00:33 It could be a personal issue.
00:34 It could be a domestic issue.
00:36 No, sir. Why would I discuss a domestic issue with you?
00:39 Tell me. What is the issue with sister-in-law?
00:43 Oh, God! Sir.
00:45 Yes. - Try to understand.
00:46 It's a matter of your family.
00:47 It's not a matter of sister-in-law.
00:49 Tell me. What is the issue?
00:50 You know that our studio has a huge parking lot.
00:53 Yes. Absolutely.
00:54 All the cars come from there.
00:57 Yes. Everyone comes in a car.
00:58 And the cars are parked at a distance.
01:01 I park my car at a distance.
01:03 Especially, Mr. Agha's car.
01:04 When I open the door, the car next to it knocks on the door.
01:07 Yes. Because I have a white stick.
01:10 I don't know if it knocks on the door or not.
01:13 Mr. Agha, you can get down from a normal car
01:16 by opening the door.
01:17 No. You have to get down.
01:18 First, you have to get the car in.
01:19 Then, you have to open the trunk.
01:20 Brother, what is the issue?
01:22 Brother, what issue?
01:24 Why are you misbehaving with the progeny?
01:27 You are here to earn for your children.
01:29 Yes. - Tell me clearly. What did sister-in-law say?
01:31 She didn't say anything.
01:33 Brother, he is talking about something here.
01:35 And she must have said something to you because of your behaviour.
01:38 She didn't say anything. - If she could say something
01:40 about sister-in-law, she would have said the same to me.
01:42 Okay. Tell me. What did you fight with sister-in-law about?
01:50 She doubts me because of you.
01:52 I think you are troubling her.
01:56 She told me that there is a problem with the parking.
01:58 Listen to me. - The problem is that you park the cars
02:01 in two tracks in the canal. - Yes.
02:04 But what is the problem with sister-in-law?
02:07 She is a fool.
02:08 It is not good that sister-in-law is also working with you.
02:12 She is not working with me.
02:14 He is talking about something else.
02:17 What happens when you park the cars at a distance?
02:20 Madam, I have to do all the work.
02:23 Either you bring sister-in-law along who has to guard the cars.
02:26 I am the only person who understands what is written there.
02:29 First of all, I thank you. I salute you.
02:33 And you guard our cars all day. - Yes.
02:36 So what is the problem? - I get a headache at night.
02:40 Sister-in-law doesn't get a headache.
02:41 You know what is the best solution?
02:45 We will park the cars at a distance.
02:49 You just count the puris.
02:53 But if we park the cars together
02:57 we will have to guard them. - Yes.
02:59 I have come to solve your problem.
03:01 No, I won't. You will divorce me for the cars.
03:04 No, I won't divorce you.
03:06 So tell me how to solve the problem.
03:10 I have brought a driver. He drives a bus.
03:13 He would pick you up from home and drop you back.
03:17 What else do we want?
03:18 But I have a problem. - What?
03:20 What if we get into trouble? - Oh, no!
03:23 He can get into trouble.
03:26 He drives a bus.
03:28 Is he your brother-in-law?
03:30 He will get into trouble now.
03:32 I am fine with the bus. I won't get into trouble.
03:35 But the problem is that they all live in different places.
03:40 Yes. - So how will they all get together
03:42 and how will they drop?
03:44 Ms. Irza, you have asked a good question.
03:46 How will they all get together and how will they drop?
03:49 Yes. - That is my problem.
03:50 Okay. - Now I have understood.
03:52 What? - The problem is that
03:54 he has fought for no reason.
03:56 I don't remember his problem.
03:58 He will divorce me.
04:01 I have a small suggestion for you all.
04:06 What? - First, I will give you
04:08 a prospectus for your journey.
04:10 You have to study that. - What?
04:13 We will take admission in his bus.
04:15 I don't know. - Actually, I don't have a rule
04:18 to give a band and get up.
04:19 It will be like in an airplane.
04:21 'Please fasten your seat belt. Thank you.'
04:25 You have also travelled a lot. We have also travelled.
04:26 One of the air hostess says
04:28 'Fasten your seat belt because thank you.'
04:32 I have not seen this. - 'Because thank you.'
04:35 Has anyone seen this? - No.
04:37 She doesn't say 'Please fasten your seat belt. Thank you.'
04:41 She says it like this, right? - No, she doesn't.
04:42 She is a liar.
04:44 Yes.
04:45 She says it like this. - You are a pilot.
04:48 You have to fasten your seat belt.
04:51 Because we are about to land.
04:54 And as soon as we land, you will..
04:58 And the bus driver will say
05:04 'Welcome to my bus.'
05:07 I will sit on a condition in this bus.
05:11 What is that? - If the driver
05:13 starts the bus like this, he will say
05:14 'Welcome to the journey of intelligence.'
05:16 I have a small request. - Yes.
05:19 Do you have a standard or not?
05:21 Mr. Arun, I have no objection.
05:24 But my house is very far.
05:25 I don't think I can pick and drop everyone.
05:28 She will be very worried.
05:30 Tell me. Will you take the bus from Kala Shekaku?
05:32 No, I have not come from Kala Shekaku.
05:34 Yes, from where? - From Tupsadi.
05:36 Will you take the bus from Tupsadi?
05:37 Ms. Irza, I am a poor man.
05:38 I have a small request. - Yes.
05:40 You have to come by the bus.
05:42 Okay, I will come. - I will pick you from there.
05:44 I have another condition. - What?
05:46 You must have food and drink on the way.
05:49 You are saying the conditions as if I have agreed.
05:52 Where do you live? - Me?
05:56 Yes. - I live in Harbanspura.
05:57 You drop me there.
05:58 I am a poor man. Will you help me?
06:00 I will help you. - Harbanspura is..
06:03 Dera, Gujran and Aurangzeb.
06:05 You come to Thokar. I will pick you from there.
06:07 I am coming to Thokar. What is your intention?
06:11 Okay, do this much. - Okay.
06:13 Okay, I will come by the train.
06:15 Where do you want to pick me from?
06:17 From Jia Bagga.
06:18 You have to help a poor man. - Yes.
06:20 You have to come to Thokar from Jia Bagga.
06:23 You will not get us.
06:24 We are poor people. We help poor people.
06:26 We are poor people.
06:29 But he is our man.
06:30 He will help us. - Yes.
06:32 He will save our house.
06:33 He will save my house too.
06:36 If you get angry, I will do this.
06:40 I will come to Thokar. No problem.
06:42 But on one condition.
06:44 When the train will start, you have to go fast.
06:47 I will help a poor man.
06:49 I have a bus. I can do it.
06:52 Which model is your bus?
06:55 86.
06:56 You have a 86 car. - Yes.
06:58 You have to pay Rs. 2,000 for it.
07:00 But in 1986, AC was also not working.
07:04 I will help a poor man.
07:06 What?
07:07 The car is not working.
07:09 Get a new AC.
07:11 This was today's show.
07:15 We will meet you in the next show.
07:17 Take care.
07:19 Goodbye.
07:20 "Hoshi yaariya, hoshi yaariya"