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00:00 Is there any chance that the plane would have landed safely on the boat?

00:04 It didn't have wings, man.

00:06 Look, everyone on that plane and on that boat would have been dead if not for Captain Heroic.

00:10 Well, we're just gonna have to agree to disagree.

00:14 Okay, even if you don't think Captain Heroic is great,

00:16 you gotta at least admit that it was awesome when he told that reporter,

00:20 "I gotta go catch another plane."

00:21 Anyone could have said that.

00:23 Yeah, but he actually went and caught another plane.

00:26 How to become a supervillain.

00:30 Step one.

00:30 It's all about the baby steps.

00:32 You'll want to start small.

00:34 Petty crime is an excellent way to earn cash to fund your future supervillainry.

00:38 If you plan on committing a robbery or similar public activity,

00:41 be sure to hide your identity.

00:44 This will help you avoid being recognized by passerby or the police

00:48 and will have the added benefit of striking fear into the hearts of your victims.

00:52 A pitfall to avoid would be entering into this situation without a plan or a weapon.

00:57 You want to feel safe and comfortable at all times.

01:00 Remember the supervillain's hierarchy of weapon dominance.

01:05 A knife is serviceable.

01:07 A hammer is better.

01:08 You might think a gun is your best bet, but consider these alternative options.

01:13 A crowbar.

01:14 Screwdriver.

01:16 Phillips head or flathead.

01:17 Bullwhip.

01:18 A WMD packs quite the wallop.

01:22 Step six.

01:24 Hire a minion.

01:26 [GASPS]

01:54 We did it, man! We did it!

01:55 I should have gone gun.

02:01 Most importantly, trust no one.

02:04 Consider building your own minion.

02:05 Robots are in this unit.

02:07 Step seven.

02:09 If possible, obtain superpowers.

02:11 Obtain superpowers.

02:13 Obtain superpowers.

02:14 Baby steps.

02:15 Baby steps.

02:16 Baby steps.

02:17 Congratulations.

02:18 You are now a supervillain.

02:20 All right, caller.

02:23 You're on the line.

02:23 What do you have to say about this new supervillain?

02:27 I feel like you think he's a good guy, and I don't think he's a good guy.

02:31 Everything I've seen in the news is pointing that he seems to be a pretty good guy.

02:36 He's stealing people's identities.

02:37 He's robbing.

02:38 He's-- what?

02:39 How is he good?

02:40 He has an evil minion robot that he built.

02:43 Yeah, but I mean, have you seen that robot do anything bad?

02:46 I mean, it could be a really cool robot.

02:48 I happen to like robots.

02:50 He electrocuted a baby!

02:52 I saw that happen!

02:54 He broke into a museum, stole dinosaur bones, and is making evil velociraptors that are

03:00 attacking elementary school.

03:01 Wait, caller.

03:02 OK, my question to you, caller, is where's Captain Heroic in all of this?

03:06 Hey, Tom.

03:15 What should I say?

03:18 Captain, who are you supposed to be?

03:21 Who am I?

03:22 Brush.

03:25 Let's get this over with.

03:29 Brush.

03:33 Now what?

03:38 Are you going to kill me?

03:39 No, I'm not going to kill you.

03:43 Then what?

03:44 Is it-- is it money?

03:45 Is that what you want?

03:46 I have plenty of money.

03:48 No, this isn't about money.

03:49 It's complicated.

03:52 You're not going to get away with this, whatever this is.

03:55 What is this?

03:57 What do you want?

03:59 I want you.

04:00 What?

04:04 Finish your sentence.

04:07 What do you want?

04:08 Get back here.

04:10 We're not finished.

04:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:26 How to flirt.

04:28 Step one, it's all about the baby steps.

04:31 Baby steps.

04:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:37 It's not about love or determination.

04:43 It's not about robots or taking over nations.

04:49 It's about baby steps.

04:52 Baby steps.

04:55 Oh, sweet baby steps.

04:58 Baby steps.

05:01 Girl, give you some baby steps.

05:03 Baby steps.

05:05 Thanks.

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