00:00 The sensei is a sacred position.
00:01 I could never violate the spiritual bond of the student-master relationship."
00:05 Welcome to WatchMojo!
00:09 And today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Times Lois Griffin Was an Absolute
00:14 Psycho.
00:23 For this list, we'll be looking at the moments Mrs Griffin was the most unhinged, irrational,
00:28 and downright scary.
00:30 What's your favorite Lois off-the-rails moment?
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00:45 10.
00:46 Shoplifting Obsession In a moment of weakness and recklessness,
00:54 Lois Griffin steals a supermarket ham she can't afford.
01:01 This little act of deviance leads to more theft, swiping everything from clothes to
01:06 fine art to mufflers.
01:22 Her kleptomania gets so out of hand, it temporarily lands her behind bars.
01:28 But Peter helps her escape and the Griffin family goes on the run, living in fear of
01:32 getting caught.
01:34 Lois realizes that her crimes have seriously impacted their lives and wisely turns herself
01:38 in.
01:50 She may have done the right thing in the end, but man, she really went over the line.
01:54 It's hard to believe this wild series of events all began with a ham.
01:59 9.
02:00 Attacking Peter for Getting Groceries We all know being Peter Griffin's wife is
02:05 a tough job, so every time Lois loses all patience with his idiotic behavior, we're
02:11 right there with her.
02:12 In general, she's not a violent person, but when she's pushed to her limit and starts
02:17 swinging, it's usually justified.
02:19 Like when her husband almost wears blackface.
02:34 One of Peter's biggest mistakes is actually intended to be helpful.
02:38 He brings home groceries, thinking he's done his hard-working wife a favor.
02:43 What he doesn't expect is Lois' instant rage.
02:59 She tackles him and gets in a few punches before directing the same anger towards Chris
03:03 when he tries to carry in more bags.
03:06 It's safe to say that they learn their lesson.
03:09 Groceries are her thing.
03:14 8.
03:15 Full-Time Housewife, Part-Time Brawler Lois certainly didn't marry Peter for
03:32 his sensitive nature, but she knows he has a good heart and usually tolerates his casual
03:37 misogyny.
03:38 The same can't be said for his female co-workers, one of whom takes legal action for his inappropriateness.
03:55 To avoid a lawsuit, lawyer Gloria Ironbox sends Peter to a women's retreat to learn
04:01 sensitivity.
04:02 He returns a changed man, but Lois grows frustrated with this new personality.
04:07 When they meet, Gloria undermines Lois' choice to be a housewife and blames her for
04:12 Peter's disrespect towards women.
04:14 But when she mentions the kids, Lois goes off and punches her right in the face.
04:25 This leads to an all-out brawl with the Griffin matriarch coming out on top.
04:30 7.
04:31 Peter Pad Prisoners When Peter turns the attic into a 24-hour
04:35 frat party, he unsurprisingly neglects household chores, leaving everything to Lois as always.
04:54 Even from the attic, he still manages to cause destruction to the house and make life harder
04:58 for his wife.
05:00 Lois gets fed up with his nonsense and decides to power drill the door closed, trapping Peter,
05:05 Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire in their man cave.
05:24 Considering the guys ripped out the insulation and they seemingly have no food or water,
05:28 keeping them locked up that long is a bit extreme.
05:31 Lois doesn't release them until her wedding dress is at risk of being defiled.
05:37 At least she's aware of the craziness of the situation in the end.
05:54 6.
05:55 Kicking Her Family Out of the House In this episode, Lois' latest obsession is
06:00 decluttering the entire house.
06:02 Following Trisha Takenawa's book, Throw It Away, what begins as a harmless project
06:08 turns into a delusional attempt to have the perfect minimalist home.
06:21 Lois gets into a cleaning frenzy, tossing out everything and eventually everyone.
06:25 If it doesn't kindle joy, then it has to go, including her husband and kids.
06:39 Once she's left completely alone in a white void, Lois realizes she's still nowhere near
06:44 being happy.
06:45 She has a meltdown that ultimately leads to her joyously rolling around in trash.
07:03 It's not unusual for Family Guy characters to seamlessly go from one extreme to another,
07:08 but seeing Lois' journey from obsessive clean freak to literally calling herself garbage
07:12 is hilarious.
07:14 5.
07:15 Lois vs. The New York Leafers Tired of constantly being undermined and overlooked,
07:21 Lois joins a taijutsu class.
07:24 She quickly makes it into the advanced class and masters the craft, gaining skills that
07:28 fuel her with powers she's never known.
07:48 We see her new confidence in action when she casually threatens a mom on the playground,
07:53 much to Stewie's delight.
07:55 But it's a visit to the drunken clam that elicits the most kickassery.
08:02 Unsurprisingly, Peter takes full advantage of his wife's new fighting abilities and provokes
08:14 invasive out-of-town patrons.
08:17 Though she hesitates at first, Lois takes them all out with ease, including Kryptonians.
08:31 At her black belt graduation, she challenges the instructor, initiating the first blow
08:36 and defeating him with her powerful fists of female fury.
08:49 4.
08:51 Review Revenge After returning home from a relaxing Nantucket
08:55 getaway, Lois is already planning their next trip to the same fabulous Airbnb rental.
09:01 But the homeowner's negative review accusing the Griffins of theft gets her banned from
09:05 the app.
09:16 Even though she frantically apologizes in person and returns the shampoo she stole,
09:21 Dotty doesn't change the review.
09:34 Lois refuses to let Dotty decide her Airbnb fate and stalks her because, of course, she
09:40 does.
09:41 She then goes as far as becoming a DoorDash delivery driver just to put herself in a position
09:46 to leave a damning review of her own.
09:58 Lois Griffin may be insane, but you can't say she isn't dedicated.
10:04 3.
10:05 Sharing a Very Dark Secret With Chris While Peter has always been a reckless driver,
10:11 it turns out Lois has caused a few accidents herself.
10:26 To convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist, his parents stage a scene where the
10:30 made-up character gets run over by a car.
10:33 The trauma of seeing Arthur's death leaves Chris in a catatonic state.
10:37 When Lois is by his side taking care of him, she inexplicably tells him about a pedestrian
10:43 she killed years before.
10:54 The incident itself is disturbing, but Lois' nonchalance is even more so.
10:58 Though we don't see this scene play out and only learn about it through a long overdue
11:03 confession, it makes us wonder what else Lois is hiding in that creepy mind of hers.
11:08 Maybe we don't want to know.
11:13 2.
11:17 Attempted Murder and Kidnapping If there's one thing we know about Lois,
11:21 it's that she has a tendency to hyperfixate on the smallest things, especially if she
11:26 thinks it gives her life meaning.
11:34 When she obsesses over becoming House of Brews' customer of the week, she starts out being
11:38 extra friendly to the staff.
11:40 But another week goes by without the honor and she spirals out of control.
11:54 Lois uses a barista's peanut allergy to create a situation where she can be a life-saving
12:02 hero.
12:03 Instead, the allergic reaction causes a horrible car accident, putting the girl in the hospital.
12:20 Lois kidnaps another employee who learns of the crime and then his roommates.
12:34 She obviously never gets the award, but she does get a jail sentence.
12:38 Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.
12:42 Choking a compliment out of Chris.
12:45 Mary only works on Lois if she approves.
13:02 Tackling her husband.
13:04 Lois forcefully persuades Peter to attend Meg's play.
13:18 Getting in the ring.
13:19 A fun night out turns into Lois becoming a ruthless pro boxer.
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13:47 Holly Jolly Rampage It's Christmas for the Griffin family and
13:51 of course, Lois is responsible for making sure everyone has a perfect holiday.
13:56 She impressively maintains a cheery attitude throughout all the chaos, mishaps, and losses.
14:03 But what sets her off is not having the products to clean up the latest catastrophe.
14:21 This sends Lois on a path of destruction through Quahog.
14:24 Verbally and physically attacking anyone unlucky enough to be in her way.
14:28 Even Frosty the Snowman.
14:35 By the time she scales the town Christmas tree, the cops have been called.
14:40 Lois has a moment of realization but gets a tranquilizer dart before she can climb down
14:44 on her own.
14:51 She spends the rest of the holiday completely zonked out, which is honestly for the best.
15:13 [music]
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