00:00 Hi, I'm Chelsea Handler. I'm doing a stand-up comedy tour in support of my new book, "You Gone to be Kidding Me."
00:05 I want everyone to enjoy the galactic experience of my performance, but based on my previous tours, I have some new tour rules.
00:13 Rule 19.
00:14 Don't yell out, "Where's Chewy?" Don't worry about it. For such a little guy, he's a huge disappointment.
00:21 Rule 41.
00:23 If you ask me to sign a book, please make sure it's one of my books.
00:26 And by the way, LaFourche isn't a name, and it sure as hell doesn't have the number four in it.
00:31 Rule 31.
00:33 Don't ask me to do a jello shot with you. I'm not in college anymore. I'm a respectable, elderly woman.
00:40 Rule 29.
00:41 If you're going to come to the show, please arrive on time. If showing up late is your jam, then go see a show at the Apollo Theater.
00:49 Chelsea Handler, "You Gone to be Kidding Me." Live tour.
00:54 On tour in North America. Tickets on sale now at ChelseaHandler.com.
00:59 All Ticketmaster outlets are charged by phone at 800-745-3000.
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