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00:00 It's opening night and a big star drops dead on stage.
00:04 Oh my god, my leading man is dead.
00:06 Is this really happening?
00:08 Well, you know, who are we without a homicide?
00:10 M.E.R.P.D.! The killer is someone in this room.
00:16 My show is hanging on by a thread here.
00:19 Finding this killer is the only way you'll have a show.
00:23 Wanna make a podcast with me?
00:25 Oh my god, this is corny.
00:28 I know it is. Murder?
00:30 Yeah, murder.
00:31 Look at this cast. They're all killers.
00:34 But who would want to kill them?
00:36 Maybe it was Loretta.
00:37 Please, please don't give up on me. I'm not good at table reads.
00:41 Storm's coming.
00:44 Don't test the dark for the woman in the rocks.
00:47 She's a stinkeroonie.
00:49 I say give her the boutange.
00:51 Maybe it was Kimber, the TikTok addicted starlet.
00:55 Does she do it as part of an internet meme?
00:58 Why are you saying it like that?
01:00 I think I got a lead.
01:02 Potter?
01:04 You're investigating with this guy?
01:06 So, Oliver and Charles, what do you talk about?
01:09 Murder mostly.
01:10 And how to connect to Bluetooth. We talk about that a lot.
01:14 We're onto something here, but I need you to draw attention to yourself.
01:18 That's no biggie. That's a smallie.
01:20 It's a very small thing, because...
01:23 Because it's a...
01:26 [dramatic music]
01:28 Your show is a death trap.
01:32 Today alone, I almost died three times.
01:34 [screams]
01:35 Hello?
01:36 Hello?
01:37 Oh, thank God!
01:41 I was trapped. Yours went by.
01:43 Do I have a beard? Is SNL still on?
01:45 You are gone for 20 minutes.
01:47 Theater is all about choices.
01:53 What you share and what you hide.
01:55 It's a clue.
01:57 Those choices change everything.
02:00 [screams]
02:03 We've got to get her talking. I can just girl talk.
02:06 Can you?
02:07 Yeah.
02:08 You guys okay out here?
02:09 Hey, mama. Yeah, we're like, uh, yes.
02:12 At work and slay over here, like, yeah.
02:16 Oh, I don't think so.
02:20 At least you had the consideration to keep the body out of the building this time.
02:24 You always know just what to say.
02:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]