00:00 Yo, come on y'all. Let's get the goods.
00:03 [ Screaming ]
00:04 Yo! What?!
00:07 What the -- Y'all some little tortoises, huh?
00:09 Look at you. Y'all adorable, man.
00:12 Bad Bernie. Got some turtles on the payroll.
00:15 No, what? We don't work for Bernie.
00:16 We're here to find you.
00:18 I can't believe there are other mutants like us.
00:21 This is wild. I mean, this is crazy.
00:23 Like, let me guess.
00:25 15 years ago, right,
00:26 some sludge was dumped in the sewer,
00:28 and y'all came from that.
00:30 Well, we prefer the term "ooze," but yeah.
00:32 It's like more like -- It's just nicer.
00:33 It rolls off the tongue better, yeah.
00:35 Ooze. Ooze.
00:37 It's nice, right?
00:38 Ooze! I like that.
00:40 I like ooze.
00:41 So, look, look, look.
00:42 That same ooze made me, okay?
00:45 My dad, Baxter Stockman,
00:47 he's the one who dumped the ooze down the drain, baby.
00:50 So, technically, we cousins.
00:52 Oh!
00:54 We're cousins!
00:55 [ Indistinct talking ]
00:57 I've always wanted a cousin.
00:59 Well, look at you now. You got a butt.
01:01 (explosion)
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