Craig Ferguson: Tickle Fight Bande-annonce (EN)

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00:00 (audience cheering)

00:03 I'm very happy to be here tonight.

00:07 If you've ever seen me before,

00:09 you'll know that you're in for an evening

00:11 of crushing disappointment.

00:12 (audience laughing)

00:15 I don't drink, I don't smoke, I'm a vegan, for God's sakes.

00:18 No, no, save your energy, vegans.

00:21 Kids never have tequila for breakfast.

00:26 Tequila for breakfast can lead to tequila

00:28 for mid-morning snack.

00:30 You know, in about 50 years' time,

00:32 they're gonna have to start burying people

00:34 with their phone like that in their hand?

00:36 'Cause if it's not on social media, it didn't happen.

00:40 I developed a lump in my ass.

00:42 I called up my doctor in Los Angeles,

00:44 and he said, "All right, take a photograph of the ass,

00:47 and email it to me."

00:49 I was like, "Doctor?"

00:51 Usually, it's gotta be the third day.

00:53 (audience laughing)

00:57 (upbeat music)

00:59 (whooshing)

01:02 (upbeat music)

01:04 (whooshing)

01:06 (upbeat music)

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