00:00 Look, I'm begging you.
00:02 C'est la question de la vie et de la mort.
00:05 Oh, regarde, ici, tout le monde pleure de la même façon.
00:09 Uncle, auntie, I'm really sorry. I have to go. Something's come up at work.
00:16 Come on, uncle, auntie.
00:17 Béta, you're family now.
00:19 From now on, mummy, daddy.
00:22 I'm getting married.
00:23 Really, I thought this wasn't happening till like next year.
00:25 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:31 Yeah, but then I thought, what difference? Sooner the better.
00:35 Right up till the moment they chop his head off, man.
00:37 The goat thinks he's going for a walk in the park.
00:39 You met my friend Nitin, the serial rapist?
00:41 Yes.
00:42 Stop! This wedding can't take place.
00:47 This girl has given me blowjob, blowjob, blowjob.
00:50 (Rap)
00:55 Who is it?
00:58 Sir, laundry.
00:59 Surprise.
01:03 Who's the asshole?
01:14 My husband.
01:16 (Rap)
01:24 What the hell is this?
01:25 It's a naked man lying on top of a naked woman. It's called fuck.
01:28 (Rap)
01:37 Dear uncle, we are all very sorry that bullets hit your bum.
01:42 We hope you can soon go potty on your own.
01:45 (Rap)
01:51 (Rap)
01:55 (Rap)
02:00 (Générique)
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