Jackie Moon is the owner, promoter, coach, and star player of the Flint Michigan Tropics of the American Basketball Asso | dG1fNkJkOGRPT3dWWWs
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00:00 [no audio]
00:05 [music]
00:08 There's nothing in the rule book that says you can't play drunk.
00:10 No, actually there is.
00:11 Remember those 30 rebounds against San Diego?
00:13 Yeah.
00:14 I don't remember 'em.
00:15 Oh, no.
00:16 Amaretto stone sour.
00:17 Yes!
00:18 All game week.
00:19 [music]
00:21 If we play fundamental basketball, we can make a run at this.
00:25 Not because we might get your dick sucked after the game.
00:27 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:28 So what's going on with the blowjobs again?
00:29 Yeah, 'cause I vote we keep them blowjobs.
00:31 Yeah, all in favor?
00:32 Keep 'em the blowjobs.
00:33 It's two for me, man.
00:34 [music]
00:35 Have you ever been to an orgy?
00:36 I just got back from an orgy.
00:38 I'm exhausted.
00:39 I mean, my wiener said to me, "Jackie, I've had enough of this orgy.
00:43 Put me back in your underwear."
00:45 Uh-huh.
00:46 [music]
00:48 [whistle]
00:49 Traveling.
00:50 No, no, no, no, one and a half steps.
00:51 Come on, Jackie, you walked.
00:52 Suck my cock!
00:53 I'll murder your family!
00:54 [whistle]
00:56 You're gone, Jackie Moon!
00:58 And Jackie Moon is ejected from the game.
01:00 What did I say?
01:01 You said, "Ask my seed."
01:03 [music]
01:04 And one lucky fan will go home with a game ball.
01:07 [music]
01:10 Best in the league.
01:11 He's not drunk.
01:12 Look who's talking.
01:13 Come on, fuck you guys.
01:15 Little cocksucker.
01:16 [laughter]
01:17 Dirty cocksucker.
01:18 [laughter]
01:19 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:20 [music]
01:22 Gun's unloaded.
01:23 Oh!
01:24 You should have seen your goddamn face!
01:26 [laughter]
01:27 Wow.
01:28 [laughter]
01:29 He shoots himself in the wiener.
01:31 [gunshot]
01:32 [gunshots]
01:34 Everybody okay?
01:36 [laughter]
01:38 [music]
01:40 [gunshot]
01:41 [laughter]
01:43 (laughing)