Semi-Pro | movie | 2008 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [no audio]

00:05 [music]

00:08 There's nothing in the rule book that says you can't play drunk.

00:10 No, actually there is.

00:11 Remember those 30 rebounds against San Diego?

00:13 Yeah.

00:14 I don't remember 'em.

00:15 Oh, no.

00:16 Amaretto stone sour.

00:17 Yes!

00:18 All game week.

00:19 [music]

00:21 If we play fundamental basketball, we can make a run at this.

00:25 Not because we might get your dick sucked after the game.

00:27 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:28 So what's going on with the blowjobs again?

00:29 Yeah, 'cause I vote we keep them blowjobs.

00:31 Yeah, all in favor?

00:32 Keep 'em the blowjobs.

00:33 It's two for me, man.

00:34 [music]

00:35 Have you ever been to an orgy?

00:36 I just got back from an orgy.

00:38 I'm exhausted.

00:39 I mean, my wiener said to me, "Jackie, I've had enough of this orgy.

00:43 Put me back in your underwear."

00:45 Uh-huh.

00:46 [music]

00:48 [whistle]

00:49 Traveling.

00:50 No, no, no, no, one and a half steps.

00:51 Come on, Jackie, you walked.

00:52 Suck my cock!

00:53 I'll murder your family!

00:54 [whistle]

00:56 You're gone, Jackie Moon!

00:58 And Jackie Moon is ejected from the game.

01:00 What did I say?

01:01 You said, "Ask my seed."

01:03 [music]

01:04 And one lucky fan will go home with a game ball.

01:07 [music]

01:10 Best in the league.

01:11 He's not drunk.

01:12 Look who's talking.

01:13 Come on, fuck you guys.

01:15 Little cocksucker.

01:16 [laughter]

01:17 Dirty cocksucker.

01:18 [laughter]

01:19 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

01:20 [music]

01:22 Gun's unloaded.

01:23 Oh!

01:24 You should have seen your goddamn face!

01:26 [laughter]

01:27 Wow.

01:28 [laughter]

01:29 He shoots himself in the wiener.

01:31 [gunshot]

01:32 [gunshots]

01:34 Everybody okay?

01:36 [laughter]

01:38 [music]

01:40 [gunshot]

01:41 [laughter]

01:43 (laughing)

Semi-Pro | movie | 2008 | Official Trailer

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