Citizen Jane | movie | 2023 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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00:00 (silence)

00:02 Autor.

00:13 What in the damn hell happened here?

00:21 Must have been some kind of party.

00:24 What are they even celebrating?

00:26 Don't know.

00:29 Might have a little...

00:31 something to do with this.

00:34 Yeah. Yeah, that's cool.

00:49 Burgers.

00:51 Uh, honey mustard.

00:53 I also adopt every cat that I meet.

00:57 Hey Jane.

00:59 Last act you taught me was better.

01:01 What are you up for an Oscar?

01:03 They're making a mockery of my art.

01:15 They'll think what I want them to think.

01:18 Jane, what do you want? I'm busy.

01:23 The front page? Are you kidding me? This is slander.

01:26 Jane, I call them as I see them.

01:28 I don't know what you want me to do. I can't change my mind.

01:30 Fix it. By the evening issue.

01:32 Or else, I'll write my own editorial.

01:34 How's this for a headline?

01:36 "Mr. Friedrich Gates under wraps with Ms. Rivera."

01:39 How do you know about that?

01:42 You didn't tell my girlfriend, did you?

01:44 Nobody expects the Inquisition.

01:46 Doesn't matter how I know.

01:48 What I do know is that I have the Inquisition under my thumb.

01:51 So you will write a more favorable headline.

01:54 Why stop there?

01:56 I can have this entire university in the palm of my hand.

01:59 And soon, I will be up for that Oscar.

02:02 [music]

02:30 So, what else was going on at the Biomed Academy for Witchcraft and Wizardry?

02:37 Honestly, not much. We just kind of didn't do anything.

02:40 We had this grant to renovate the playground at some point.

02:44 [chatter]

02:50 Joe Pesci is just perpetually six years old.

02:54 Yeah, kind of.

02:56 Alright. Can I have everyone's attention, please?

02:59 Whoa!

03:00 Ahem!

03:01 Awesome.

03:03 Thank you all so much for coming.

03:05 I'm so excited to finally present my acting and directorial debut.

03:09 This is A for Auteur.

03:11 And let me know if you guys have any questions afterwards.

03:13 [chatter]

03:16 Where did they spend the grant?

03:18 I think they might have lost it.

03:20 Maybe?

03:22 [chatter]

03:25 It's funny because they were taking the asbestos off the pipes as we were doing the script.

03:31 He was actually one of the core fire hydrants.

03:33 And he's really bad at wasps, too.

03:35 Who didn't swat ghosts?

03:36 Yeah, no.

03:37 Can that be the rosebud at Riz Mindi?

03:39 She couldn't use the gym because of...

03:40 [chatter]

03:48 Yeah, she was like...

03:51 She had an aneurysm, like on the concrete.

03:54 [chatter]

04:00 We're gonna need a stretcher.

04:06 Civilian's unconscious.

04:08 Say, uh, you ever figure out what was on that disc?

04:17 No.

04:19 It's busted to bits.

04:21 Ain't no way it's playing.

04:23 You think that was the source of all this commotion?

04:25 Has to be.

04:27 I mean, TV, DVD player, they're still playing.

04:30 Find all the pieces?

04:32 What does it say?

04:34 Can't you read?

04:37 Uh-uh.

04:39 A for...

04:42 A for ather.

04:44 Try again.

04:45 A for auteur.

04:48 Hmm.

04:49 Sounds like some kind of...

04:51 Call it short film.

04:53 Yeah, well, whatever it is, it's definitely some pretentious art student bullshit.

04:58 I was actually the fifth beetle for a little bit.

05:13 Oh, really?

05:14 Yeah.

05:15 I'm sorry.

05:16 [laughter]

05:18 [sniffing]

05:20 [laughter]

05:26 Oh, it's so good.

05:29 Did you forget?

05:30 Forget what?

05:31 Are we seeing her alive?

05:32 [laughter]

05:33 She's walking in.

05:34 Say, uh, you ever figure out what was on that disc?

05:36 [laughter]

05:38 What is true?

05:39 I bit my funny bone, bro.

05:41 [laughter]

05:42 Script doctor over here.

05:43 Get a load of this guy.

05:44 And head talent.

05:47 Sorry?

05:48 She's Louise.

05:49 [laughter]

05:50 [music]

05:52 [music]

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05:57 [music]

05:59 [music]

06:01 [music]

06:03 [music]

06:05 [music]

06:07 [music]

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