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00:00 Oh, that's so wimpy. Come on. Give it all you got. Go!
00:04 (screeching)
00:06 (glass shattering)
00:10 (music playing)
00:14 ♪ I can't keep fighting ♪
00:16 ♪ I'm gonna be in to the night ♪
00:19 ♪ Oh ♪
00:21 (chewing)
00:24 (screaming)
00:28 Go!
00:30 (screaming)
00:32 (screeching)
00:40 Even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world,
00:47 so I built this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible--
00:50 Oh, my God.
00:51 Even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world,
00:54 so I built this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible--
00:57 Oh, my God.
00:59 (splashing)
01:03 You motherfuckers are gonna kill all my lilies!
01:07 (gunshots)
01:09 (laughing)
01:14 ...is abused, but some approach it with trademark Irish humor.
01:19 I'm all in favor of same-sex marriage
01:21 'cause I've been having same-sex with a wife for the last 30 years.
01:24 (laughing)
01:26 (silence)
01:28 Well, when life gives you lemons...
01:37 (music playing)
01:39 (horn honking)
01:41 What's that?
01:43 Girl, that's a booty hole.
01:45 Not a hole, Keisha. A valve.
01:48 No!
01:50 So, basically, what I was thinking of was--
01:54 Oh, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
01:57 We're after your help, too.
01:59 Security footage of a pedophile disguised as a school.
02:03 He's been getting away with it in Sheffield for 12 years.
02:06 Do you know him? Have you seen him? Please call.
02:09 Who's that Pokemon?
02:11 It's Pikachu!
02:13 It's Clefairy!
02:14 Fuck!
02:15 Huh?
02:16 (laughing)
02:18 Piggots.
02:21 Today, I'm gonna teach you how to face your fears.
02:24 Now, the first step to facing your fears is--
02:26 (screaming)
02:27 (horn honking)
02:28 Hey, you got a license for that?
02:30 You'll never take me alive!
02:31 (horn honking)
02:32 (screaming)
02:35 (groaning)
02:44 (theme music playing)
02:49 (theme music playing)
02:51 ♪ So no one told you life was gonna be this way ♪
02:56 ♪ Oh, wow ♪
02:57 You wanna go in there? You wanna go in there?
02:59 I can't.
03:00 Why you can't?
03:01 Because the door's not open all the way.
03:02 ♪ So you wanna be a cas-- ♪
03:04 (cheering)
03:06 Taste the rainbow, motherfucker!
03:09 (cheering)
03:12 Linda Carson, ABC 7.
03:14 Would you not eat my pants?
03:15 (screaming)