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00:00 (sucking)
00:02 (upbeat music)
00:09 - Hello everyone and welcome to Dad As.
00:14 I'm Kelsey Impicciche and today we are making carrot cake
00:17 because it's Dad As' half birthday.
00:20 Oh my gosh.
00:21 It's half a year old.
00:23 It's also the celebration of 100 subscribers.
00:26 I'm overwhelmed, I'm so thankful.
00:28 (upbeat music)
00:31 Here it comes.
00:33 (screaming)
00:34 Does this look good?
00:35 Grease and flour these baking pans.
00:41 (clattering)
00:42 (screaming)
00:43 (clattering)
00:44 In a bowl of a large stand mixer.
00:47 This recipe has really high expectations
00:49 of the quality of baking supplies that I own.
00:52 Thanks Mom and Bratney for suggesting this cake
00:56 and for the rest of you hundred
00:58 that didn't suggest cake.
00:59 (clattering)
01:01 (laughing)
01:03 Breaking glassware while your roommate's not home.
01:06 Look at me, I'm better than actual mixer.
01:08 Mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix, mix.
01:10 It's all in the wrist.
01:11 It's not in the wrist.
01:12 I think I'm using my whore.
01:14 I wonder what a champagne slope would taste like.
01:16 You know if you put ice cream and champagne,
01:19 add in eggs one at a time, you need six eggs.
01:23 Oh my gosh, who also immediately just thought of,
01:27 I need six eggs.
01:28 That's too expensive.
01:30 Yeah, you do the Beast Band, I'm giving you a what what.
01:33 (egg cracking)
01:34 (screaming)
01:35 (upbeat music)
01:37 How many eggs did I just put in?
01:38 I like how it says add in eggs one at a time
01:41 as if there's any other way to add eggs.
01:44 Like it's not that you can add two eggs at once
01:46 unless you're like fancy.
01:48 I pretty much feel like all of Dada's
01:53 is just a cautionary tale.
01:55 Jazz hands.
01:56 (silence)
01:58 I feel like this one's really jazzy
02:00 and this one's like, help me.
02:02 Add the dry ingredient mixture to the mixing bowl.
02:05 Beat on a medium speed until combined.
02:10 I don't have a medium speed.
02:12 Yas, Karat, Yas.
02:13 (screaming)
02:16 How many carrots?
02:18 One pound.
02:19 How am I supposed to measure one pound?
02:22 Great, it puts it in ounces and not pounds.
02:25 How helpful is that?
02:26 Not helpful at all.
02:28 Dang it.
02:29 Now I have to use Siri.
02:30 Siri, how many ounces are in one pound?
02:35 I think it's 16.
02:36 - One pound converts to 16 ounces.
02:38 - Oh!
02:40 Eight ounces and this is eight ounces.
02:42 Oh my gosh, so I thought one would be enough
02:45 but I was just like, let's put two just in case.
02:48 Who knew?
02:48 I did.
02:49 It was like some kind of reminiscent.
02:52 (knocking)
02:55 This is very full but I think we can make it work.
02:58 What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
03:03 and Christopher Columbus have in common?
03:06 They were all born on holidays.
03:09 (boing)
03:09 What did one candle say to the other?
03:12 Don't birthdays burn you up.
03:14 Burn!
03:15 Burn!
03:17 Burn!
03:19 Hello, this is Lambyar and I am making some pasta.
03:25 Some pasta!
03:26 Some pasta.
03:29 Four.
03:37 Oh no!
03:42 I gotta take this off, it's messing with my brain.
03:46 Okay.
03:47 Oh, it says I like to pop them in the fridge.
03:52 Pop them in the fridge.
03:54 Oh.
03:54 Oh no!
03:57 Do you see that?
04:01 That is my internal shame.
04:05 On my grapes, on my grapes.
04:11 I don't know what to do in this situation.
04:14 Don't tell this in the books.
04:16 Everything is awful.
04:20 Everything is awful!
04:22 (upbeat music)
04:25 It's around my earring.
04:30 Help!
04:31 Help!
04:32 I'm being repressed!
04:34 - Several bad puns later.
04:42 (mumbling)
04:44 - Wait!
04:48 There's literally nothing in there!
04:50 What, wait!
04:52 No, there's nothing!
04:54 Where did they put, oh my gosh!
04:57 How did I not know?
04:59 It's supposed to be so stressful to do it.
05:02 (upbeat music)
05:05 (upbeat music)
05:08 ♪ Happy birthday dear Dad-ass ♪
05:28 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪