Music...
Rival Battle: Metal Sonic "Stardust Speedway" by Naofumi Hataya (Sonic Generations)
Legs by ZZ Top
Out of Time by Motoi Sakuraba (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)
That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings
Pause Screen by David Wise (Battletoads)
Thanks...
Casanova Valentine for the fabulous intro
Jordan Deardorff for Thanos/Lesnar
Brett Lauderdale for the crotch-factor
sportsyellow for welsh brechu
Eddie Stone for the crotch-rope
Russell Dempster for the rope-break
1joifulchick for the TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
Ulanov Danil for the JUMPING SPIN BACK KICK no-sell smile KICK
Marcus Burke for Marcus Burke
Oliver Barrett for the guy falling off the guard-rail
juicefreak247 for the SSP heard around the world
Martin McHendry for ''token scottish voice''
stepstoolsarahx for the PARK BENCH
Rawbserver for the Cornholio ending
gapingmaws for the EVERYTHING IS OK WITH NJPW USA ending
hallicks for Andross was trying ta FUCK ON ME
mattomic for No Homer Is Truly Evil ending
shaunonsite for What Does Alicia Fox Say ending
justin shannon for 7-seven star chilli
stan the dry bear for whatever that was ending
ryan c for kickickickick
POSTMORTEMFACEFUCK and RaidenHero137 for inspiring the Camptown Races ending
genaro lobato for the Kane chair ending
Steve Williams for Homer explains Kayfabe ending
Codster for the ending graphic
Botch Club for tapping out
Notes...
Royal Rumble is always a treasure trove of botch gold and this SEVEN HOUR SHOW didn't disappoint, if I missed anything I don't apologise. Kofi and Xavier's double-team wasn't botched, only one foot touched the ground (even if Xavier fell on him) but Lashley's elimination still causes me to scratch my head. They didn't show a replay as I think Rollins was expecting Lashley to go all the way over, Lashley realised no help was coming so he let go like the guy in the wheelchair from Alien Resurrection.
Rather than type endlessly about such an important show, you'll be able to catch me on OSW Review which I will be doing/podcasting as you read this so check that out when it goes live!
http://oswreview.com/
Steve Williams' ''Homer explains Kayfabe'' ending is HOF-worthy, holy shit.
