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Donate to our #gofundme to buy matches to burn ladders -Walkies with Abby

We sicced the ASPCA on the poachers
They funded the poachers to slaughter the elephants
We funded the elephants to drink the water
They funded the water to put out the matches
We funded the matches to burn down the ladders
They funded the ladders to scale the wall
...and I'm quite appalled we don't have a wall...
We built the wall to keep illegals out
And I don't know why the liberals pout
I wish they'd move Venezuela...

I'm quite appalled we don't have a wall...
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