UK sperm donor fathers 65 kids from the back of his van
- 6 years ago
STAFFORDSHIRE, UNITED KINGDOM — A retired Math teacher has made it his sole mission in life to spread his seed and literally create Britain's next generation.
The Daily Mirror reports that the teacher, named Clive, is one of four 'Super Sperm Donors' featured in a documentary by the UK's Channel Four Television. Clive drives around the country to people in need, handing himself before handing out batches of baby batter right in the back of his van.
Little swimmers can cost thousands at clinics, but Clive's is free. He doesn't discriminate either - same-sex couples, heteros, even single ladies - everyone gets some!
The 62-year-old averages 16 donations a month, and even does repeat visits to couples who don't get a bun baked the first time.
So far, he and his van have fathered 65 kids, with another 14 on the way. Old man's not satisfied though, and wants to go all the way up to a hundred.
Of course, since he doesn't offer sperm through a legit clinic, any of his baby mamas can milk him for child support if they wanted to.
He's not worried, and believes the van operation distances him from the moms and proves he's really just a donor.
Hope you're right, man.
The Daily Mirror reports that the teacher, named Clive, is one of four 'Super Sperm Donors' featured in a documentary by the UK's Channel Four Television. Clive drives around the country to people in need, handing himself before handing out batches of baby batter right in the back of his van.
Little swimmers can cost thousands at clinics, but Clive's is free. He doesn't discriminate either - same-sex couples, heteros, even single ladies - everyone gets some!
The 62-year-old averages 16 donations a month, and even does repeat visits to couples who don't get a bun baked the first time.
So far, he and his van have fathered 65 kids, with another 14 on the way. Old man's not satisfied though, and wants to go all the way up to a hundred.
Of course, since he doesn't offer sperm through a legit clinic, any of his baby mamas can milk him for child support if they wanted to.
He's not worried, and believes the van operation distances him from the moms and proves he's really just a donor.
Hope you're right, man.