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Lucky Luke Ep 19 - A Dad for the Daltons
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00:00Hey Dalton's, I got a letter here for you.
00:22A letter? For us? What's it say?
00:25My dear sons...
00:26Well, I guess that means it isn't a bill.
00:28I have some very good news for you.
00:31I've fallen in love with a wonderful man.
00:34His name is Horace and we're getting married in three days.
00:38I'm sure you'll be as fond of him as I am
00:40and I want you to respect him
00:41because he's the new head of our family.
00:44Hugs and kisses, your loving mother.
00:47And it's signed, Ma Dalton.
00:49Want you to...
00:50Res...
00:51Yeah, congratulations, guys.
01:01Joe, you don't look so good.
01:08You seem awful anxious to go to that wedding, Joe.
01:11I ain't going to no wedding.
01:14It's going to be a funeral.
01:16Say, what kind of dress do you figure Ma will wear?
01:19Something simple.
01:21Oh, yeah.
01:23Simple and black.
01:25You think Ma will give us a baby brother?
01:28Admiral, shut up!
01:30When I meet this Horace fella,
01:36I'll show him who's top dog.
01:39That's the ugliest rabbit I ever saw.
01:42What kept you so long?
01:43Oh, no.
01:45Lucky Luke.
01:46If you four want to make it to the ceremony,
01:48we'd better go.
01:50The ceremony?
01:51I don't get it.
01:53The warden's giving you a two-day leave
01:55to attend your mother's wedding.
01:56As long as I am your chaperone.
02:00I'm going to get rid of Lucky Luke
02:06and after that, I'm going to take care of Horace.
02:08No, no, no.
02:09First I'll get Horace, then Lucky Luke.
02:12Ah, who cares?
02:13As long as I finish them both off.
02:18Oh, you beautiful creature.
02:20Queen of my heart.
02:22I can't bear to wait another two days
02:24and kill that youthful figure.
02:26Those ruby lips and deep blue eyes are mine at last.
02:29Hey, Horace!
02:38What's the big idea of calling the brown eyes blue?
02:41They reflect the light of the sky, my prairie oyster.
02:45How romantic.
02:47Oh, joy of my life.
02:49When I see your face,
02:50I hear the sweet music of love murmuring.
02:52Hi, Ma!
02:54We're home!
02:56Avra, Jack, William, Joe!
03:00They're all here!
03:02I thought your sons were doing several hundred years of hard labor.
03:05I guess they busted out to be at their mama's wedding.
03:08Oh, they always were such thoughtful children.
03:11This puts a serious wrinkle in my plan.
03:14Or a soul spurt,
03:15you're going to have to be extra-devious.
03:19Avro!
03:19My little baby!
03:21Howdy, Ma!
03:23Howdy, Ma!
03:25Howdy, Ma!
03:27I'm so happy you were able to make it here for...
03:30Hmm?
03:32That was fast.
03:33I'm not arresting them, Ma.
03:35They got permission to stay here for two days.
03:37That is, as long as they behave themselves.
03:40Oh, don't you worry.
03:41These boys are going to behave like perfect little angels.
03:44Ain't that right?
03:45Oh, yeah, Ma!
03:47My dear children,
03:48how glad I am to meet you.
03:51Ma's told me so much about you.
03:54Call me Daddy.
03:55All right, Daddy.
03:57I'm going to tear you live from live.
03:58I'm going to beat you to a pulp.
04:00Joe, stop picking on your brother this instant.
04:03Are you a member of the family?
04:05You could say that.
04:07I'm Lucky Luke.
04:08Lucky Luke?
04:09It's a pleasure.
04:11I'm Horace Lafayette Jackson,
04:13the future husband of my Dalton.
04:15Hey, he cute.
04:16Let's eat!
04:21Uh, say, Ma,
04:23why'd you dig all those holes in the garden?
04:25I didn't do that.
04:26It was Horace.
04:27Oh, yes, I was just airing out the topsoil.
04:31Gardening happens to be my hobby.
04:32Hey, William.
04:33Oh, I'm not William.
04:35I'm Avril.
04:40Calm down, Joe.
04:42You gotta be patient.
04:44Let's get to know the guy before we do a man.
04:47Yes, indeed.
04:48From the moment I met your mother,
04:50it was love at first sight.
04:52Everything about her arouses my passion.
04:54From the sound of her footsteps in the early morning
04:58to the sight of her hair on the pillow
05:00illuminated by a single shuffle of moonlight.
05:03Hey, Ma, I'm still feeling hungry.
05:06Can I have some more grub?
05:08Why, sure, I'll go get it.
05:10Okay, I know him.
05:17Now can I plug him?
05:19Jackie, what are you doing?
05:20My name is Joe!
05:26Relax, Horace.
05:27Joe is a terrible shot.
05:30Never, you seem to be slightly upset about something.
05:33It's Joe!
05:42Sounds like there's a party going on.
05:44Joe's just welcoming Horace into the family, Ma.
05:47Oh, that boy reminds me of his dear departing father,
05:50always so full of enthusiasm.
05:52Unless I'm mistaken,
06:00that furry creature is a kitty cat.
06:03And dogs are supposed to chase kitty cats.
06:09That's no kitty cat,
06:10that's a dog-eating tiger.
06:16You hold Joe!
06:17It's time for your back!
06:20Oh, come on, Ma.
06:21No, I took one just last year.
06:24And you must think
06:25marrying for money is a piece of cake!
06:36Well, where's Lucky Luke?
06:38He's asleep, Joe!
06:39Are you sure?
06:41I asked if he was asleep,
06:42but he said yes!
06:44Perfect!
06:45Avril, go into town
06:46and tell Horace
06:47that Ma wants to meet him beside the well.
06:48What's with you?
06:52Ma, you've changed suddenly!
06:54Your voice!
06:55Your face!
06:56You have a mustache!
06:58Mm-hmm.
07:02Howdy, Avril.
07:03Howdy, look!
07:03I see Joe's as short-tempered as ever.
07:06It's not Joe,
07:07it's Ma!
07:09She's different!
07:10It's the first time
07:11she's ever hit me,
07:12and, and...
07:13she's got a mustache!
07:18Good old Ma!
07:19Look at how she kept
07:20all our favorite toys!
07:22Joe,
07:22I think she's quite attached to Horace!
07:24Yeah,
07:25if you do them in,
07:26you're gonna make her sad!
07:27She won't suspect a thing!
07:29It'll look like an accident!
07:34Rin Tin Dumb,
07:35where have you been?
07:36Must try to warn him!
07:38There's a fierce tiger!
07:40Ugh!
07:40And it almost caught me!
07:42Ugh!
07:42I've had a lousy day!
07:44I've never seen a dog
07:45fall asleep so soon
07:46after taking a nap.
07:47As for me,
07:48I think I'll take
07:49a little moonlight stroll.
07:57Now,
07:57you wait right here,
07:58Dede,
07:59and I'll tell her
07:59you've arrived!
08:00I wonder what
08:01the old bag wants
08:02at this hour.
08:05Maybe she's finally
08:07going to tell me
08:07where the family loot
08:08is hidden.
08:14There she is.
08:15Horace,
08:16it's time to
08:16turn on the charm.
08:18Oh,
08:18my celestial darling!
08:21When you appear,
08:22the stars up in the sky
08:23grow dim!
08:25You want me to tell you
08:26why I called you here?
08:28Let me guess,
08:29sonny pie,
08:30you've decided
08:30that the time
08:31has come
08:31to show your
08:32adoring future husband
08:33something that you
08:35had hidden away?
08:36Right!
08:37My six-shooter!
08:38What the heck
08:39have I done with it?
08:40You know you can trust me
08:41with all your secrets.
08:42My arms are wet,
08:43you baby doll!
08:45No!
08:46I've got to be
08:47in here somewhere.
08:48Too bad
08:49Jolly Jumper's not here.
08:50He likes a good romance.
08:51So,
08:52playing out
08:53to get out,
08:54you!
08:54You know that
08:55excites me!
08:56Come to me,
08:56my love!
09:00I've got to
09:01find the six-shooter!
09:06Let me test
09:08your luscious lips.
09:11I'm not the woman
09:12you think I am!
09:13Ashley,
09:14calm down!
09:15I've got
09:15Admiral,
09:16my name is Joe!
09:17Jolly would have
09:20loved this.
09:21Who's making
09:22such a racket
09:22in the middle
09:23of the night?
09:28I've got to
09:29win that little
09:29runt over to my side.
09:31Someone get me
09:32out of here!
09:33I guess I'd
09:34better do it.
09:34No one else
09:35is around.
09:40Kind of late
09:41to be taking a dip,
09:42ain't it, Joe?
09:42But it's not
09:43too late to
09:44fuck you for a lad!
09:47On second
09:49thought,
09:49I'll let you
09:50swim all night.
10:06Excuse me
10:06a second,
10:07old buddy.
10:09I may be
10:10his buddy,
10:10but I'm not old.
10:12What you got
10:12under there, Joe?
10:14Under where?
10:15Do you know
10:16what he's getting
10:16at, fellas?
10:17Sorry, Luke,
10:18but I don't
10:18know what
10:19you're talking
10:19about.
10:22I'm talking
10:23about that.
10:24I'll get him!
10:25I swear I'll
10:26get him!
10:27But Joe,
10:27if you do
10:28get Horace...
10:29Mom is sure
10:30to give us
10:30all a spanking
10:31and take it
10:32from me,
10:33she packs
10:33a real wallop.
10:35I'm that
10:36lucky Luke.
10:37Oh,
10:37that's fine.
10:38I don't get it!
10:39What's fine?
10:40You're confusing
10:41me!
10:42Feeling sick,
10:47Joe?
10:47I'll give you
10:48a nice
10:48suppository
10:49later.
10:57Looks like
10:57this show's
10:58going on
10:58the road,
10:59Jolly.
10:59Let's follow.
11:02There's no
11:03way I'm
11:04staying alone
11:04with the tiger.
11:05Just my luck.
11:06That canine
11:07cricklin's
11:08tagging along.
11:08My doggie
11:10intuition
11:11tells me
11:11that the
11:12horse
11:12wants to
11:13be my
11:13friend.
11:14How heart
11:15warm.
11:15I'll stick
11:16close to
11:16him.
11:24Howdy,
11:25Ma.
11:25I hear
11:25you're
11:25getting
11:26there.
11:26It's
11:27the
11:27Dalton's!
11:34Hey,
11:34that was
11:35old man
11:35Foster.
11:36I guess
11:36he's still
11:36the bank
11:37manager.
11:37And he
11:38was obviously
11:39tickled
11:39pink to
11:40see us.
11:41Ah,
11:41well,
11:42here we
11:42are at
11:42the
11:43tailor
11:43shop.
11:45I'm
11:46old.
11:46I have
11:47some
11:47clients
11:47for
11:48you.
11:50Seems
11:50like a
11:51nice
11:51place.
11:51Too bad
11:52there's a
11:52moronic
11:53mutt
11:53racking
11:53the
11:54scenery.
11:54Oh,
11:54we'll
11:55wait
11:55here
11:55for
11:55the
11:55Dalton's.
11:56Ciao,
11:57senora
11:57cowboy.
11:58Is
11:58it
11:58the
11:58truth
11:58there's
11:59going
11:59to be
11:59a
11:59wedding
11:59in
12:00this
12:00town?
12:00Yep.
12:01There
12:01sure
12:02is.
12:02Louie
12:03G.
12:03Paparazzi
12:03photographer
12:04at the
12:04weddings
12:05and
12:05hangings.
12:05Name's
12:06Lucky
12:06Luke,
12:06lonesome
12:07cowboy.
12:08And I'm
12:08Jolly
12:08jumper,
12:09horse.
12:10Lucky
12:10Luke,
12:10the
12:11Lucky
12:11Luke,
12:11you have
12:12to let
12:12me
12:12take
12:13your
12:13picture.
12:14Stay
12:14there,
12:14I'll
12:14get
12:15my
12:15camera.
12:25Can I
12:26have
12:26one
12:26of
12:27these?
12:27Sure,
12:28help
12:28yourself
12:28to
12:29any
12:29picture
12:29you
12:29want.
12:33Now,
12:33I need
12:34you
12:34to
12:34give
12:34me
12:34a
12:34Dermatica
12:35pose
12:35like
12:35you're
12:36arresting
12:36the
12:36Dalton's.
12:38Yep,
12:39I can
12:39do
12:40that.
12:43These
12:44lousy
12:44dugs
12:45make
12:45me
12:45look
12:46just
12:46like
12:46a
12:47banker.
12:48Would
12:48have
12:48preferred
12:48something
12:49with
12:49yellow
12:49stripes.
12:50I
12:50don't
12:51feel
12:51quite
12:51right
12:51wearing
12:52anything
12:52else.
12:53In
12:53those
12:53suits
12:54the
12:54Dalton's
12:54don't
12:55look
12:55scary.
12:56Did
12:56he
12:56just
12:57say
12:57that
12:57my
12:57sons
12:57don't
12:58look
12:58scary?
12:58Mr.
12:59Paparazzi
13:00I'll
13:00have
13:00you
13:00know
13:00these
13:01boys
13:01come
13:01from
13:01a
13:01long
13:01line
13:02of
13:02thieves
13:02and
13:02rascals
13:04and
13:04they
13:04most
13:04certainly
13:05are
13:05very
13:05scary.
13:06You
13:07tell
13:07them,
13:07huh?
13:07All right,
13:08now,
13:08we're the
13:08scariest
13:09gang in
13:09the
13:09west.
13:09Of
13:10course,
13:10you're
13:10dear.
13:16Why,
13:17Horace,
13:17that wasn't
13:18a nice
13:18thing to
13:19do.
13:19Forgive
13:19me,
13:20darling,
13:20but I
13:20can't
13:21stand
13:21the
13:21thought
13:21of
13:21Lucky
13:22Luke
13:22bringing
13:22your
13:23correction,
13:24bringing
13:24our
13:25sons
13:25back
13:25to
13:25jail.
13:26The
13:26very
13:27idea
13:27that
13:27our
13:27family
13:28might
13:28be
13:28broken
13:28up
13:29fills
13:29my
13:29heart
13:30with
13:30sadness.
13:31So I
13:31clashed
13:32him
13:32on
13:32the
13:32head.
13:33Oh,
13:34Horace,
13:34you're
13:35so
13:35thoughtful.
13:36Shoot
13:36like
13:36Luke,
13:37better
13:37yet,
13:37boil
13:37him
13:38in
13:38oil.
13:38There'll
13:39be
13:39absolutely
13:39no
13:40shooting
13:40or
13:40boiling
13:40in
13:41oil
13:41on
13:41the
13:41wedding
13:42day.
13:42I
13:42want
13:42you
13:43to
13:43lock
13:43him
13:43up
13:44in
13:44the
13:44barn
13:44during
13:44the
13:45ceremony.
13:45You
13:46can
13:46escape
13:46afterwards.
13:49What
13:49do
13:50you
13:50say
13:50to
13:50daddy?
13:50Thank
13:51you
13:51for
13:52waiting.
13:53Now
13:53say
13:53cheese.
13:58Haven't
13:58we
13:59met
13:59before?
13:59Yes,
14:00your
14:00name
14:00is
14:01Horace
14:01Lafayette
14:02Jixon,
14:02future
14:03daddy
14:03to
14:03the
14:03Dottons.
14:04Right,
14:05whatever
14:05you
14:06say.
14:20I
14:27can't
14:28do
14:28it.
14:30Ah,
14:30yes,
14:31you
14:31can,
14:31Joe.
14:32Try
14:32a little
14:32harder.
14:33Do
14:34it
14:34for
14:34Ma.
14:40That's
14:41no
14:41use.
14:41I
14:42give
14:42up.
14:45Don't
14:45you
14:45worry.
14:46I
14:46look
14:46after
14:46Ma
14:47while
14:47you're
14:47knocking
14:48over
14:48banks,
14:49attacking
14:49stagecoaches
14:50and
14:50rubbing
14:50trends.
14:51You
14:51weird
14:52horse,
14:52you've
14:53proven
14:53that
14:53you
14:53deserve
14:54to
14:54be
14:54part
14:54of
14:54our
14:54family.
14:55And
14:56so,
14:56I
14:56give
14:57you
14:57permission
14:57to
14:57marry
14:58my
14:58mother.
15:00You
15:01won't
15:01regret
15:02it.
15:05Okay,
15:06is
15:06everybody
15:06ready?
15:13Oh,
15:14Ma,
15:14you
15:14wonder
15:15of
15:15womanhood,
15:16you
15:16veritable
15:17Venus.
15:17You
15:17are
15:18truly
15:18the
15:18goddess
15:19of
15:19my
15:19heart.
15:20Goddess,
15:21huh?
15:21I
15:21like
15:22that.
15:23Well,
15:23enough
15:23chit-chat.
15:24The
15:24preachers
15:24are
15:24waiting.
15:28Oh,
15:29I
15:29almost
15:29forgot.
15:30You
15:30go on
15:31ahead.
15:31I
15:32have
15:32some
15:32unfinished
15:33business
15:33to
15:33take
15:34care
15:34of.
15:37Tell me,
15:38Joe.
15:38No,
15:39I'm
15:39not
15:39Joe.
15:39I'm
15:40Avril
15:40today.
15:41Right,
15:42and
15:42that
15:42too.
15:42Now,
15:43tell me,
15:43Avril,
15:43do you
15:44boys
15:44have
15:44some
15:44hidden
15:45loot?
15:45Hidden
15:46loot?
15:46Uh,
15:47no.
15:49huh?
15:53Well,
15:54well,
15:54look at you,
15:55Luke.
15:55All trussed up
15:56and no place
15:57to go.
15:58I've waited a long
15:59time for this.
16:00Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:02Hey,
16:02what do you know?
16:03They're rehearsing a
16:04psychus routine.
16:05Look what I got
16:06from my daddy.
16:08Judging from this nasty
16:09bump on my head,
16:10I'd say Horace is fitting
16:11right in with the family.
16:13Exactly.
16:14He's in,
16:14you're out.
16:15I'm sure he'd make
16:16a fine husband
16:17for Ma,
16:18if he weren't
16:19already married.
16:21What do you mean,
16:22already married?
16:23Yeah,
16:23of course it's a circus.
16:25That explains
16:25the tiger.
16:26He is married.
16:27I have proof.
16:28Show me or
16:29I'll do you in.
16:30No,
16:31cut me down,
16:31then I'll show you.
16:33Once you cut me down,
16:35if I'm putting you on,
16:36then you can do me in.
16:37Huh?
16:38Stop!
16:39You're mixing me up!
16:39Come on,
16:40Joe,
16:40how can anyone mix up
16:41a dimwit like you?
16:42Joe,
16:50don't you think
16:51it's time
16:51you let me down?
16:52I didn't hit him!
16:53Not even once!
17:08I invited everyone
17:09in town to this wedding.
17:11How come nobody's
17:12turned up?
17:13Don't you worry,
17:14Ma,
17:14Jock's taking care of it.
17:16Do you have a little
17:16treasure hidden away?
17:18Hmm?
17:18A little treasure?
17:20Afraid not,
17:21today.
17:24I found us
17:25some gas,
17:25Ma!
17:28Ah!
17:29Now I hope
17:30Joe isn't gonna
17:31be too late.
17:32So he has
17:33been married before.
17:34Wait until
17:35Ma hears about this.
17:37Horace is sneaky.
17:38He'll find a way
17:38to convince her
17:39that we're the ones
17:40who are lying.
17:40We've got to trick him
17:42into exposing himself.
17:43You have an idea?
17:44Mm-hmm.
17:45I sure do.
17:46They're awful.
17:48I'll show them
17:48a real
17:49circus routine.
17:50I'll do a triple jack,
17:51knife forward backflip.
17:53I fell on my keys.
17:54Unisocco, we can't wait
18:01anymore.
18:04So when Joe
18:05finally arrives,
18:06I'm gonna send
18:07his backside
18:08something fierce.
18:09Preacher,
18:10get started!
18:10Deary beloved,
18:16we've come here today
18:17to witness the union
18:19of Horace Lafayette Jackson
18:21and Ma Dalton
18:22in holy matrimony,
18:24for better
18:24or for worse.
18:26If anyone knows
18:27of a reason
18:27why these two
18:28should not marry,
18:29speak now
18:29because this is
18:30your last chance.
18:31Well, wait!
18:39I know a reason why!
18:42Joe!
18:43It's about time
18:44you got here!
18:45That dirty rat
18:46is already married!
18:49I'm single
18:49and I'm not a rat.
18:51Here's proof
18:52that he's married.
18:53It's a picture
18:54of his last one!
18:55Can't you see
18:56it's all a setup, Ma?
18:57Your son has always
18:57had it in for me.
19:00And?
19:01I'd like it
19:02to meet his way!
19:08Don't anybody move
19:10and the old bat
19:11gets it!
19:15Horace,
19:15you have such
19:16a way with words.
19:20How do you think
19:21you're calling
19:22an old bat?
19:23Sweetie,
19:23can I rephrase that?
19:26Now hold the hands
19:28and it said cheese!
19:29I meant to do that.
19:40Such style,
19:41such grace.
19:42Now there's a
19:43circus routine.
19:47Somebody do something
19:48about that tiger!
19:49It's a menace!
19:51That's a pretty dress!
19:53It's so pretty
19:55he can wear it
19:55to his funeral!
19:56So long, Luke!
20:00I've got you going!
20:01Can ya?
20:02Hold it right there!
20:12Right.
20:13The party's over.
20:14Okay, you four
20:15back to prison.
20:16Just a minute, Luke!
20:17Do they have time
20:21for a little snack
20:21first?
20:26Let me get this straight.
20:33You've been married
20:34more than once before?
20:36Fourteen times in all.
20:37And each time
20:38you stole your wife's money
20:40that ran off?
20:41That's right.
20:42By the way,
20:42now that we're
20:43stuck in prison together,
20:44you can tell me,
20:45where did you
20:46stash all of your loot?
20:48All of our loot?
20:49What are you
20:50talking about?
20:51Don't play innocent.
20:52The Dalton's are the
20:52greatest robbers
20:53in the Wild West.
20:54Where did you hide
20:55all of that money
20:56you stole?
20:58Ah, we never
20:59got the chance
21:00to hide anything
21:00we stole,
21:01because Lucky Luke
21:02always arrested us
21:03first.
21:09Now, Warden,
21:10the new
21:10inmate's cracked up.
21:11He's hitting himself
21:12on the head
21:13with his own
21:13sledgehammer.
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