After years of passive agressive needling, I finally got my producer to invite me up to his cottage for the weekend. Oh, it was a good time, but have you noticed how fraught with pitfalls a cottage expedition is? Should you go if it's raining? What do you bring? I always end up thinking about all these things and frankly, it ruins the whole cottage experience. So I'm just staying home from now on. Remember, you can see all episodes of The Boomer File in high quality at boomerfile.tv!