Ginger Cat Attacks Baby
- 7 years ago
Is there anything cuter than cats or babies? What about a cat and a baby together? It’s a match made in cuteness. The tiny human is full of wonder at the feline’s magnificence. Why not? Cats are gods in some cultures. This cat certainly seems to hold to that title. He lifts his head in magnificence, orange striped tail swinging with all his power and grace. It is his place on the back of the couch, the small interloper can keep to the cushions.
Despite the grandeur on display the small one is not deterred. The cute baby doesn’t know that it’s messing with god-like power. Stretching up there is one goal in mind, the boop of a pink nose on a ginger tabby. One miss, then two, as the great feline raises its head out of the reach of small hands. Oh well, there is a consolation prize in sight. Cat feet are also pretty great to pat. The baby goes in, reaching for a cream colored paw. He is unaware of the wrath he is about to bring!
Cat wrath is quick, firing off a paw to infant forehead in rapid succession. That’ll teach that baby the cat thinks. However, he forgets. Small humans often come accompanied by large humans that are not always intimidated be cat powers. With a swat of the hand Mom sends cat from his seat. It’s okay though, cats always find a way back to where they belong. You can just see the plan hatching in the cat’s mind the instant before he’s swept off the couch. The small human will be taught his true place in the world. Cats, babies, and other humans have a place in the hierarchy of the feline world. And they need to be reminded there’s a reason cats have worshippers.
Despite the grandeur on display the small one is not deterred. The cute baby doesn’t know that it’s messing with god-like power. Stretching up there is one goal in mind, the boop of a pink nose on a ginger tabby. One miss, then two, as the great feline raises its head out of the reach of small hands. Oh well, there is a consolation prize in sight. Cat feet are also pretty great to pat. The baby goes in, reaching for a cream colored paw. He is unaware of the wrath he is about to bring!
Cat wrath is quick, firing off a paw to infant forehead in rapid succession. That’ll teach that baby the cat thinks. However, he forgets. Small humans often come accompanied by large humans that are not always intimidated be cat powers. With a swat of the hand Mom sends cat from his seat. It’s okay though, cats always find a way back to where they belong. You can just see the plan hatching in the cat’s mind the instant before he’s swept off the couch. The small human will be taught his true place in the world. Cats, babies, and other humans have a place in the hierarchy of the feline world. And they need to be reminded there’s a reason cats have worshippers.