Worlds Funniest Child Fails
- 7 лет назад
Kid are cute and playful but they make mistakes and arent expected to get it right the first time they try. Here are the worlds funniest child fails.\r
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25. THIS KID IS HAMMERED!\r
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THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDNT DRINK DURING A PREGNANCY, NOW LITTLE TIMMY HAS TO START THE DAY WITH A SCOTCH AND WATER OR ELSE THE SHAKES JUST WONT GO AWAY.\r
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24.CHILD HAIR CUT FAIL\r
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THIS KID HAS A CHINESE NEW YEAR IN THE BACK. HE LOOKS LIKE ASIAN MC HAMMER. OR VANILLA RICE. POLICE WERE SHOCKED THAT HE KILLED HIS PARENTS UNTIL THEY FOUND THIS PHOTO. \r
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23. EPIC PLASTER FAIL \r
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THESE KIDS ENDED UP HAVING A SUCCESSFUL CAREER IN DRYWALL, THE PARENTS LATER SAID THAT THEY WOULDNT HAVE MINDED SO MUCH IF THEY HAD JUST STUCK TO THE ALREADY WHITE WALLS. THESE KIDS DESTROYED STUFF IN THE MOST BORING COLOR POSSIBLE.\r
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22.KID GETS EATEN BY CAMEL..just kidding\r
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THIS KID GOT MORE THAN SHE BARGAINED FOR AT THE PETTING ZOO, IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE THE DONKEY LAUGHING ON THE INSIDE.\r
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21. DUCK TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING\r
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LITTLE JENNY WOULDNT QUIT RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES LIKE AN IDIOT. THE KEY IS TO DUCK TAPE THEM TO THE WALL WITH THEIR FAVORITE STUFFED ANIMAL. THAT WAY THEY DONT CRY AS MUCH. DONT USE THE CHEAP DUCK TAPE FROM WAL-MART EITHER BECAUSE THOSE LITTLE HOUDINIS CAN BREAK OUT OF IT.\r
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20. TURN DOWN FOR FAIL\r
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THIS CHILD WAS REPORTEDLY SHOT STROLLING THROUGH COMPTON. KIDS ARE SO DUMB, YOU CANT JUST THROW UP GANG SIGNS AND WEAR RED IN DA HOOD. THIS CHILD REPORTEDLY HAS ONLY EATEN FAST FOOD SINCE BIRTH. IT IS SAID THAT INSTEAD OF BREASTFEEDING THEY JUST GAVE HIM CHOCOLATE SHAKE.\r
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19. LEARNED BEHAVIOR FAIL\r
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THIS KIDS PARENTS ARE TRAINING HIM FOR HIS FUTURE CAREER AS A PAN HANDLER.\r
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18. SHOWING WEAKNESS FAIL\r
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SECONDS AFTER THIS WAS TAKEN THE SMALL CHILD ATE THE LION.\r
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17.SWING FAIL\r
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SHE GOT INTO THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS FOR GYMNASTICS\r
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16.KIDS ARE CREEPY FAIL\r
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THIS IS HOW YOU GET YOUR CHILD ACCIDENTLY KILLED ON HALLOWEEN\r
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15. BIRTHING TUBE FAIL\r
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HEY YOU ALREADY RUINED ONE OF THOSE. KNOCK IT OFF!\r
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14.DONT SCRAMBLE YOUR KIDS FAIL\r
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CRACK A FEW EGGS TO MAKE AN OMELET. SALMONELLA POISONING ALSO cause one million foodborne illnesses in the United States, with 19,000 hospitalizations and 380 deaths. Most persons infected with Salmonella develop diarrhea, fever, and abdominal cramps 12 to 72 hours after infection. So now they have an extra poopy baby.\r
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13. TWINSIES\r
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THESE KIDS STARTED A BEATLES COVER BAND CALLED PENNY WANE\r
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12. FENCE FIASCO\r
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THIS FENCE IS ACTUALLY ELECTRIC AS WELL…\r
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11. SPORTS ARE TOUGH\r
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HE TRIED OUT FOR MANCHESTER UNITED LATER IN LIFE, AND SCORED ON HIS OWN GOALIE.\r
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10. KIDS PASS OUT LIKE DRUNK PEOPLE\r
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR WEED OUT, it is important to keep your medical marijuana locked in a secure area, and properly labeled. Unless of course you need some free time.\r
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9. RUNNING IS HARD\r
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This child has narcolepsy, which makes it very dangerous for her to run. Her parents only let her run at the sand dunes, that way if she passes out, its minimal damage. \r
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8. KID PEES ON DAD\r
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This guy just thought it was really hot out.\r
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7. SMALL CHILD SITS IN TOILETTE \r
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This child discovered that the bath tub was not as cool as the whorle pool jacuzzi \r
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6. SUPER KID FAILS HARD\r
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Even though super baby can fly, he has not figured out the concept of a window.\r
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5. FAT KID LOSES TWINKIE DOWN A MANHOLE\r
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CHARLIE SUMPTER DIED AFTER HE TRIED TO RETRIEVE HIS TWINKIE THAT HE DROPPED DOWN A MANHOLE. HIS PARENTS SAID THEY ALWAYS THOUGHT THE SWEETS WOULD RUIN HIS DINNER, BUT NOT HIS WHOLE LIFE. THEY WISHED THAT HE WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT FATTER SO HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN STUCK AT LEAST.\r
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4.Tampon fail\r
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Luckily it was a light cycle.\r
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3.Dumpling fail\r
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This kid watched too much kung fu panda. Hi-ya\r
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2. CHILDHOOD OBESITY IS AN EPIDEMIC, AND FUNNY\r
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TRAGICALLY THEY BOTH DIED OF CARDIAC ARREST AROUND THE AGE OF 7\r
Childhood obesity is a national epidemic. Nearly 1 in 3 children (ages 2-19) in the United States is overweight or obese, putting them at risk for serious health problems. These kids would still be alive today if the parents had gotten a wii fit.
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25. THIS KID IS HAMMERED!\r
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THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDNT DRINK DURING A PREGNANCY, NOW LITTLE TIMMY HAS TO START THE DAY WITH A SCOTCH AND WATER OR ELSE THE SHAKES JUST WONT GO AWAY.\r
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24.CHILD HAIR CUT FAIL\r
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THIS KID HAS A CHINESE NEW YEAR IN THE BACK. HE LOOKS LIKE ASIAN MC HAMMER. OR VANILLA RICE. POLICE WERE SHOCKED THAT HE KILLED HIS PARENTS UNTIL THEY FOUND THIS PHOTO. \r
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23. EPIC PLASTER FAIL \r
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THESE KIDS ENDED UP HAVING A SUCCESSFUL CAREER IN DRYWALL, THE PARENTS LATER SAID THAT THEY WOULDNT HAVE MINDED SO MUCH IF THEY HAD JUST STUCK TO THE ALREADY WHITE WALLS. THESE KIDS DESTROYED STUFF IN THE MOST BORING COLOR POSSIBLE.\r
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22.KID GETS EATEN BY CAMEL..just kidding\r
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THIS KID GOT MORE THAN SHE BARGAINED FOR AT THE PETTING ZOO, IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE THE DONKEY LAUGHING ON THE INSIDE.\r
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21. DUCK TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING\r
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LITTLE JENNY WOULDNT QUIT RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES LIKE AN IDIOT. THE KEY IS TO DUCK TAPE THEM TO THE WALL WITH THEIR FAVORITE STUFFED ANIMAL. THAT WAY THEY DONT CRY AS MUCH. DONT USE THE CHEAP DUCK TAPE FROM WAL-MART EITHER BECAUSE THOSE LITTLE HOUDINIS CAN BREAK OUT OF IT.\r
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20. TURN DOWN FOR FAIL\r
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THIS CHILD WAS REPORTEDLY SHOT STROLLING THROUGH COMPTON. KIDS ARE SO DUMB, YOU CANT JUST THROW UP GANG SIGNS AND WEAR RED IN DA HOOD. THIS CHILD REPORTEDLY HAS ONLY EATEN FAST FOOD SINCE BIRTH. IT IS SAID THAT INSTEAD OF BREASTFEEDING THEY JUST GAVE HIM CHOCOLATE SHAKE.\r
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19. LEARNED BEHAVIOR FAIL\r
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THIS KIDS PARENTS ARE TRAINING HIM FOR HIS FUTURE CAREER AS A PAN HANDLER.\r
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18. SHOWING WEAKNESS FAIL\r
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SECONDS AFTER THIS WAS TAKEN THE SMALL CHILD ATE THE LION.\r
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17.SWING FAIL\r
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SHE GOT INTO THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS FOR GYMNASTICS\r
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16.KIDS ARE CREEPY FAIL\r
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THIS IS HOW YOU GET YOUR CHILD ACCIDENTLY KILLED ON HALLOWEEN\r
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15. BIRTHING TUBE FAIL\r
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HEY YOU ALREADY RUINED ONE OF THOSE. KNOCK IT OFF!\r
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14.DONT SCRAMBLE YOUR KIDS FAIL\r
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CRACK A FEW EGGS TO MAKE AN OMELET. SALMONELLA POISONING ALSO cause one million foodborne illnesses in the United States, with 19,000 hospitalizations and 380 deaths. Most persons infected with Salmonella develop diarrhea, fever, and abdominal cramps 12 to 72 hours after infection. So now they have an extra poopy baby.\r
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13. TWINSIES\r
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THESE KIDS STARTED A BEATLES COVER BAND CALLED PENNY WANE\r
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12. FENCE FIASCO\r
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THIS FENCE IS ACTUALLY ELECTRIC AS WELL…\r
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11. SPORTS ARE TOUGH\r
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HE TRIED OUT FOR MANCHESTER UNITED LATER IN LIFE, AND SCORED ON HIS OWN GOALIE.\r
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10. KIDS PASS OUT LIKE DRUNK PEOPLE\r
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR WEED OUT, it is important to keep your medical marijuana locked in a secure area, and properly labeled. Unless of course you need some free time.\r
\r
9. RUNNING IS HARD\r
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This child has narcolepsy, which makes it very dangerous for her to run. Her parents only let her run at the sand dunes, that way if she passes out, its minimal damage. \r
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8. KID PEES ON DAD\r
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This guy just thought it was really hot out.\r
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7. SMALL CHILD SITS IN TOILETTE \r
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This child discovered that the bath tub was not as cool as the whorle pool jacuzzi \r
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6. SUPER KID FAILS HARD\r
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Even though super baby can fly, he has not figured out the concept of a window.\r
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5. FAT KID LOSES TWINKIE DOWN A MANHOLE\r
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CHARLIE SUMPTER DIED AFTER HE TRIED TO RETRIEVE HIS TWINKIE THAT HE DROPPED DOWN A MANHOLE. HIS PARENTS SAID THEY ALWAYS THOUGHT THE SWEETS WOULD RUIN HIS DINNER, BUT NOT HIS WHOLE LIFE. THEY WISHED THAT HE WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT FATTER SO HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN STUCK AT LEAST.\r
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4.Tampon fail\r
#.\r
Luckily it was a light cycle.\r
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3.Dumpling fail\r
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This kid watched too much kung fu panda. Hi-ya\r
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2. CHILDHOOD OBESITY IS AN EPIDEMIC, AND FUNNY\r
\r
TRAGICALLY THEY BOTH DIED OF CARDIAC ARREST AROUND THE AGE OF 7\r
Childhood obesity is a national epidemic. Nearly 1 in 3 children (ages 2-19) in the United States is overweight or obese, putting them at risk for serious health problems. These kids would still be alive today if the parents had gotten a wii fit.