International pop star

I wrote songs in French unsuccessfully
Without earning pence
Now I’m gonna sing in English sorry
With french accent

I remember I was learning English
By saying I eat some fish
And my tailor is rich

I wanna be an international pop star
By choosing a nickname something as Ringo Starr

Now I’m gonna speak about everything
And anything
I am the best friend of Joe le Taxi
The war it’s ugly

Grandma drowned herself in a swimming pool
I like Peter O’toole
And I love Liverpool

I wanna be an international pop star
By choosing a nickname something as Ringo Starr