Chorus: (background chanting) Mix, mingle, mix, mingle Man 1: Glad to meet ya Man 2: Nice to see ya Pizza man: My uncle owns a pizzeria Candace: Hey, I smell muffins! Twins: We love to bake them. Gardener: Got any leaves? I'd love to rake them. Spanish man: Here's a maraca, we can shake 'em. Candace: I like your pants? Man 3: Here, you can take 'em.
Chorus: Meet and greet folks off the streets, so make sure that your underwear's clean. 'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression In a mix and mingle machine.
Man 4: I raise rats. Little girl: My tooth fell out. English man: I love to dance when I have the gout. Archer: I like to shoot a bow and arrow. Pharaoh: I like to dance just like a pharaoh. Small man: I'm very small, I need a booster. Man 5: I'm being followed by a rooster. Rooster: Yeah, I'm followin' him.
Chorus: Meet and greet folks off the streets, so make sure that your underwear's clean. 'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression In a mix and mingle machine.
Man 6: I'm really dull, but you'll like Tom. Man 7: I drew a banjo on my mom! Man 8: You'd never know I sport a rug. Candace: You forgot your socks. Man 9: I need a hug. Fat Woman: I lost 10 pounds. Man 10: I'm into sprockets. Man 11: You'll never guess what's in my pockets. Tom: I'm Tom. Keith: I'm Keith. Sven: I'm Sven. Rex: I'm Rex. Creepy man: Esh, eesh eesh eesh. Candace: NEXT!
Chorus: Meet and greet folks off the streets, so make sure that your underwear's clean. 'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression In a mix and mingle machine. 'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression In a mix and mingle machine.
