[Fluttershy] Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight It's abundantly clear that somewhere out here Is a pet that will suit you just right
[Rainbow Dash] I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules It's of utmost importance the pet that I get Is something that's awesome and cool
Fluttershy: Awesome and cool, got it.
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see
[Rainbow Dash] I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me
[Fluttershy] Sure! How 'bout a bunny? They're cutsey and wutsey and quick as can be
[Rainbow Dash] Cutsey? Ootsey? Have you even met me?
[Fluttershy] Rainbow have faith You see, I will bet you Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you
Fluttershy: C'mon, the sky's the limit!
Rainbow Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly
Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over him. Yes he does. Aww, look, he likes you!
Rainbow Dash: Pass.
[Fluttershy] I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide There are otters and seals with massive appeal
[Rainbow Dash] Otters and seals do not fly
Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water
Rainbow Dash: That's it. I'm outta here
[Fluttershy] Wait! There must be a pet here that will fit the ticket How 'bout a ladybug or a cute cricket?
Rainbow Dash: Bigger. And cooler
Fluttershy: Bigger. Cooler. Right
I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely!
Rainbow Dash: It's just a squirrel
Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!
Rainbow Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying...
Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it I need a pet to keep up with me Something awesome, something flying With coolness that defies gravity
Fluttershy: I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly
Rainbow Dash: Ya think?
[Fluttershy] I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly
Rainbow Dash: Better, but cooler.
[Fluttershy] I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan? There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that
There are falcons and eagles They are both quite regal Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat
Rainbow Dash: Now you're talking. But instead of just one stand out, now that's too many
So many choices, and such riches a-plenty
Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have if you ask me
[Rainbow Dash] The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too Have something in a yellow striped bat?
[Fluttershy] No I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you
[Rainbow Dash] What to do? What to do. *GASP* Of course! That's it! There's really just one way