Speech Jammer | Jammin' Out - video Dailymotion

The speech jammer is one of the most ridiculous things to put yourself through. This guy decided to try and read a classic tale about some fishes.

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00:00Hello, and welcome to Speech Jammer Storytime.

00:04Today's book is One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, by Dr. Seuss.

00:09A speech jammer is a device that records your voice and plays it back at a slight delay,

00:13thus confusing your brain and ultimately rendering you completely incomprehensible.

00:17One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, black fish, blue fish, old fish, new fish.

00:26This one has a little star.

00:28This one has a little car.

00:31Some are high and some are low.

00:35Not one of them is like another.

00:391, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.

00:43One hump.

00:45Today is gone. Today was fun.

00:48Tomorrow is another one.

00:51Every day from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

01:03Oh God, that's brutal. Why is everybody going so fast?

01:06We've got to get somebody to flag these people.