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Gang bang, thank you ma'am: A middle-aged s-x party organizer from Minnesota who made the mistake of printing his occupation on business cards and accidentally dropping one in a motel parking lot, was arrested when police busted up a birthday party for a woman we'll call "Wendy" who wished to celebrate her 45 years on Earth with an equal number of pen-ses.
Trouble started when a Quality Inn manager found the man's card in the motel's parking lot.
He Googled details on the card and called police after learning a gang bang was scheduled at his very motel the same night.
Host of the festivities, Scott Pollock, ran afoul of the law when he charged $20-a-head to cover the costs of 'Wendy's' birthday gang bang.
Police burst in and shut the party down just as she'd been owned by the 31st dude, according to a counter beside the bed.
In fairness to Pollock, an orgy isn't cheap, what with all the towels, wet-wipes, Prince CDs, condoms, cheap champagne and lube.
Pollock says the $20 fee was merely a contribution to cover said costs, but the cops saw differently and arrested him for solicitation and promotion of prostitution. Wendy was also arrested.
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