Legal Limbo: Alecia Pennington can't prove citizenship, deportation not threatened
- 9 years ago
American citizenship, it's a glorious status that entitles the holder to enjoy America's splendorous benefits, such as our 38th place health care system, and our military-industrial complex!
But some people, like North Carolinan Mark Lyttle, think they're entitled to American citizenship just because their parents were American citizens and they were born in America! Anchor Babies, I say! Deportation for you!
But this week, the US media's brought a great injustice to our attention! The government has refused to recognize the citizenship of somebody, and that person is white!
19-year-old, Alecia Pennington, is the anti-anchor baby. Born to believably-American parents in rural Texas, they deliberately kept her off the grid.
In her Youtube appeal, she says, "I was born at home and my parents neglected to file a birth certificate, or a birth record of any kind. They also never got me a social security number. I was homeschooled my entire life, so I have no school records. I've also never been to the hospital, so I have no medical records. This leaves me with nothing to prove my identity or citizenship."
That means she isn't vaccinated either, yet luckily she appears to be small-pox free.
Anyway, Alecia's request for a late birth certificate was denied, and her doomsday-bunker-living parents refuse to help in any way. It's possible that she could be an illegal Canadian attempting to cut in line for US citizenship, but that's never happened.
Alecia can't get a job or an education, and she can't travel, so she set up an email, twitter handle, and a facebook page to request help, variously using helpmeproveit@gmail.com, and other permutations of "helpmeproveit".
She's looking for advice from anybody who knows how to prove US citizenship without documents. So, if you know how to prove the Americanness of Alecia, or any of these un-american Americans, for God's sake don't spill the beans! We don't want a bunch of wrongfully deported Americans flooding over the border and taking their jobs!
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But some people, like North Carolinan Mark Lyttle, think they're entitled to American citizenship just because their parents were American citizens and they were born in America! Anchor Babies, I say! Deportation for you!
But this week, the US media's brought a great injustice to our attention! The government has refused to recognize the citizenship of somebody, and that person is white!
19-year-old, Alecia Pennington, is the anti-anchor baby. Born to believably-American parents in rural Texas, they deliberately kept her off the grid.
In her Youtube appeal, she says, "I was born at home and my parents neglected to file a birth certificate, or a birth record of any kind. They also never got me a social security number. I was homeschooled my entire life, so I have no school records. I've also never been to the hospital, so I have no medical records. This leaves me with nothing to prove my identity or citizenship."
That means she isn't vaccinated either, yet luckily she appears to be small-pox free.
Anyway, Alecia's request for a late birth certificate was denied, and her doomsday-bunker-living parents refuse to help in any way. It's possible that she could be an illegal Canadian attempting to cut in line for US citizenship, but that's never happened.
Alecia can't get a job or an education, and she can't travel, so she set up an email, twitter handle, and a facebook page to request help, variously using helpmeproveit@gmail.com, and other permutations of "helpmeproveit".
She's looking for advice from anybody who knows how to prove US citizenship without documents. So, if you know how to prove the Americanness of Alecia, or any of these un-american Americans, for God's sake don't spill the beans! We don't want a bunch of wrongfully deported Americans flooding over the border and taking their jobs!
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