Look, I'm not saying I condone public urination, I'm just saying that we've all been there. You really gotta go, you can't find an open toilet, maybe you're like two or three or eight cocktails deep, and no one is around? it's like those walls are just asking for it, right? If you said yes, make sure you don't party in St. Pauli, the party district of Hamburg, Germany - that is, unless you like getting pee shot back all over your drunk self.