si vous ne voulez pas etre cocu, ne buvez pas plus que de raison ! Merci à Kilgore81 et Thenelaware pour les paroles :
As I went home on Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be. I saw a horse outside the door, where my old horse should be. I called my wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me, who owns that horse outside the door, where my old horse should be? Oh, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, and still you cannot see. That's a lovely sow that my mother sent to me. Well, it's many a day I've traveled, a hundred miles or more, but a saddle on a sow, sure, I never saw before.
As I went home on Tuesday night, as drunk as drunk could be. I saw a coat behind the door, where my old coat should be. I called my wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me, who owns that coat behind the door, where my old coat should be? Oh, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, and still you cannot see. That's a woolen blanket that my mother sent to me. Well, it's many a day I've traveled, a hundred miles or more, but buttons on a blanket, sure, I never saw before.
