Bri Edwards - Still Boring, After ALLLLL These Years ..... [my response to a PH poem; retired, but not dead yet! ; RETIREMENT; humor; KINDA SHORT]

I don't need nor do I want '20 years' more.
I've lived long enough; sorry if......I am a bore!
I admit it. I am a nature-watcher, now retired,
but today I saw nature with an x-rating-required!

I had gone to the store to buy wife a pineapple,
when I spied a young lady, whose breasts did grapple....
with a low-cut, clinging t-shirt, trying to escape.
I hope the other shoppers did not see....how I did gape.

Now I've lost track of what I originally meant to say...
to LifeZENtirety when with his poem i started to play.
It had something to do with my life since I was a child.
I think I was going to say that I NEVER was 'daring' OR wild.

(June 8,2014)

Bri Edwards

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/still-boring-after-alllll-these-years-my-response-to-a-ph-poem-retired-but-not-dead-yet-retirement-humor-kinda-short/