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    How To Get Dumped: Let Yourself Go


    by askmen

    Let's be honest here for a minute. As men, we spend a lot of time during adulthood trying to suppress our underlying bachelor nature. Most of this is because we don't want to scare off any women we're trying to date. So flip the script and completely let loose your inner slob. Pee with the seat down, wear stains on your shirt like an eagle scout badge, and try to transform your living quarters into a place that makes a hoarder home look like Martha Stewart decorated it in comparison. She'll be pushing the eject button on your relationship faster than you can say "open container of week-old chinese food."