4 years ago197 views
There's nothing sexier than a man who is late to dinner, wears sweatpants to a fancy restaurant, and doesn't offer to pay for the bill. Turn yourself into the date from hell, and before you know it, Niagara will look like a slow drip compared to what's going on her southern front. There will only be so much of your bad date antics she can take before she's running from you at a pace that would make Usain Bolt look like a baby sloth. Just make sure you skew a little bit more towards pathetic date than bad-boy date, because you don't want to accidentally make her even more interested in you.