Poopgate 2013: Yale University's 'poopetrator' still at large
- 11 years ago
A Yale University prankster dubbed the "poopetrator" who has been soiling students' laundry by dropping human fecal matter inside clothes dryers since early September is still on the loose. Yale police are hard at work trying to solve this helluva whodungit.
The devious wrongdoodooer sent out an anonymous email alerting students to the latest exhibition of excrement last Friday and hung soiled clothes outside Berkeley College for all to see.
At least four separate incidents at the university's Saybrook College have been attributed to the "poopetrator," known to some under the moniker the "brown bandit."
While the acts have garnered lots of publicity at Yale, not all members of the hallowed institution's community have grown to appreciate the artiste's avant-garde work.
"The fact that this could happen at Yale is shocking to me," said Lucy Fleming to the Yale Daily News. Fleming had opened a dryer only to discover her clothes soiled with urine and food waste, thus making her the unwitting exhibitor for the poopetrator's piss-de-résistance. "Think about what this means for our community," she continued.
"To be honest it was mostly pure unadulterated incredulity of the are-you-fucking-kidding-me variety," an anonymous laundry victim told Yale's humor tabloid Rumpus. Adding, "I mean, the entire reason my laundry was in this top dryer in the first place was that someone had already urinated on it in the bottom dryer, so I had to rewash the whole thing [with extra detergent]."
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The devious wrongdoodooer sent out an anonymous email alerting students to the latest exhibition of excrement last Friday and hung soiled clothes outside Berkeley College for all to see.
At least four separate incidents at the university's Saybrook College have been attributed to the "poopetrator," known to some under the moniker the "brown bandit."
While the acts have garnered lots of publicity at Yale, not all members of the hallowed institution's community have grown to appreciate the artiste's avant-garde work.
"The fact that this could happen at Yale is shocking to me," said Lucy Fleming to the Yale Daily News. Fleming had opened a dryer only to discover her clothes soiled with urine and food waste, thus making her the unwitting exhibitor for the poopetrator's piss-de-résistance. "Think about what this means for our community," she continued.
"To be honest it was mostly pure unadulterated incredulity of the are-you-fucking-kidding-me variety," an anonymous laundry victim told Yale's humor tabloid Rumpus. Adding, "I mean, the entire reason my laundry was in this top dryer in the first place was that someone had already urinated on it in the bottom dryer, so I had to rewash the whole thing [with extra detergent]."
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