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    Naked Drunk Man Hates Red Tail Lights

    Weird News Wire

    by Weird News Wire

    A naked man in Iowa was arrested this week for breaking random tail lights because he hates the color red...he was also kinda drunk. According to reports, Iowa City police received a call saying that a naked man was in a parking lot hitting cars with a bottle at 6:25 am. When they arrived, they found 42-year-old Sean C. Flaherty. Flaherty admitted to police that he was indeed attacking cars with a bottle, but with good reason. He claims that he broke the tail lights of three cars because "red means danger to the republic". Weird. Weird dude.