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00:00Here we go! Come on, my holiday friends! We're congering, guys!
00:14OK, keep the speed up! Go that way! Here we are!
00:19Oh, lovely! Lovely stuff!
00:23Off you go, my congering people! Take that!
00:27Sorry! I'm sorry!
00:29Welcome to Big Brother Live!
00:32Yes! Oh, lovely stuff!
00:35Give yourselves a nice...
00:37OK, look, it's holiday time in the Big Brother house
00:40and the housemates are starting to speak their minds.
00:43Hannah told Baked Potato to fix her hair,
00:45Nathan told Ali who he doesn't think is genuine,
00:48and Sarah told Martha she looks like a rotisserie chicken.
00:51We've all been there! We've all been there.
00:53They're joining us for rest, relaxation and a bit of fuckery.
00:57Who wrote...? Emma's Words, not mine!
00:59Emma's Words, it's superstar DJs Dean McCulloch and Kemi Rogers
01:03and a man who's no stranger to a slay-cation.
01:05It's former holiday rep and current celebrity houseguest
01:08David Potts, everybody!
01:10CHEERING
01:12Welcome, guys! How we all doing? Welcome, everybody!
01:15You all all right?
01:17Look at that! They all came dressed like that.
01:20Did they? Yeah! Crazy, isn't it?
01:22And these guys speaking of holidays, you've come from New Zealand!
01:25Yeah! They're from New Zealand! Why are you here?
01:28We moved over to do this.
01:30No, no, no, no. They came specially for this show!
01:33I can't believe it. It's amazing.
01:35OK, so, look, Big Brother split the housemates into hotel staff
01:40and hotel guests in this week's all-inclusive shopping task.
01:43Now, David, do you know that this task was inspired 100% and purely by you?
01:48Of course I knew that. No, it wasn't, it wasn't.
01:50But how do you think you would have fared in there?
01:53I mean, come on. I mean, let's be honest, Will,
01:55this is a bit of me, do you know what I mean?
01:57This is where my job began. Yeah.
02:00Obviously, I'd have to be Dean's job in charge of everyone.
02:04Were you the boss? Of course I was.
02:07I'm sorry. What a silly question! No, sorry.
02:09Of course I was! I meant, you were the boss, right?
02:11Of course, yeah. Just like Dean, yeah, good.
02:13Well, Kemi, do you think you would have enjoyed being a staff member?
02:17Oh, no. No, darling.
02:19Have you ever worked in hospitality yourself?
02:21I have. I was monumentally rubbish. Really? What did you do?
02:24Yeah, I once got fired because I was too slow at bringing out the plates.
02:28I get really impressed how waiters can kind of stack it up,
02:31like four or five plates. I was, like, two plates.
02:34There's your meal! Like gravy going over the edge.
02:37Soup going, yeah, exactly. Very nice.
02:39Well, Dean, you're a Big Brother superfan.
02:41Welcome back, by the way. Thank you for having me!
02:43It's great to have you back.
02:45They love you. They love you.
02:48What are you making of the housemates so far?
02:50I'm loving it. This is... You just can feel it, can't you,
02:53that this is now TV goal territory.
02:57These housemates, they came in 100.
02:59The tasks are incredible. Yes.
03:02So good, so juicy, so volatile. We love it.
03:05And the memes online are really memeing.
03:07There we go.
03:08Well, we're going to be having a bit more of that later
03:11from Dean Dean, the meme machine.
03:13He's going to be bringing it all out.
03:15But, David, you've been rushing home after every late and live
03:18all week so that you can get yourself in front of that live stream
03:21and give us some goss. What have you seen?
03:23I have been sprinting home to watch the live stream.
03:27And I don't know if there was summer in the water, Will,
03:29but Emma has all of a sudden become a comedian.
03:32OK. Take a little look.
03:34Who else can we get? Lily, I love you,
03:37but you've been sat at ten to two all fucking day.
03:41I've seen what you've had for breakfast.
03:45Fuck off. Bit of brown flakes.
03:49I missed that.
03:51They were all saying it before that she had her legs akimbo
03:54the whole show. I didn't see it. Lily, apparently.
03:57She's been spread eagle since she walked in there.
04:01Gosh, between her and Marcello, it's too much.
04:06So, look, we had two types of housemates in the house tonight.
04:08We had staff and we had guests.
04:10So let's first dig into the staff a little bit, all right?
04:13So, Dean, from one Dean to another,
04:15how do you think housemate Dean handled being the manager?
04:19Because I thought he was very good.
04:21He was really good and, actually, it was nice to see Dean
04:23actually get some air time, because for a few days
04:25he was a bit under the radar. I was like, where is he?
04:28So it was nice to see him in that role.
04:30He took it like a duck to water, didn't he?
04:32He was sort of giving, like, charity shop Sue.
04:35Sort of slash, like, David from Ibiza Weekender.
04:38That's what he was channelling. Do you know what I mean?
04:40He's absolutely brilliant, isn't he?
04:42And I think he's bringing a lot to the house.
04:44It's nice to see him shine in Eviction Week,
04:47because I don't want him to go tomorrow.
04:49You're right, he's not clammed up. No.
04:51But this task, because I think if he does go this week,
04:53at least he's going to get a promotion in that salon
04:55that he works in in Walthamstow, because he will be the manager.
04:58It was incredible. Do you think that he needed this?
05:02Do you think if he hadn't had this, Kemi,
05:04then he might be in danger just for being not...
05:08We saw him kind of worrying a few days ago, didn't we?
05:11And he was like, oh, like, he's kind of going out of his mind.
05:14I feel like he needed just the task to show off his personality
05:17a little bit, because I'm not going to lie,
05:20out of the whole eviction group, I thought he might have been
05:23the one to go a few days ago, just because we weren't seeing
05:25enough of him. Yeah.
05:27But now I'm like, oh, he was not messing around in this task.
05:30No. He was, like, fully on.
05:32I think he might be lying about something.
05:34Oh, my God. I think Dean might be lying.
05:38Did anybody notice that Dean said he's not a Taylor Swift fan?
05:42But if you look really closely at Dean's forehead,
05:45he's got Lover. Oh, right, yeah.
05:47He's got Lover in Taylor Swift, right, known as Forehead.
05:49And he's also got 1989. Was that one of her albums?
05:52Yeah. Yeah. So how old is he?
05:55Um... 34. What?
05:57Is that 1989? That would be 1989.
05:59That would be. Oh, no, sorry, I meant that.
06:01Oh, my God, we've got him. No, no, we haven't got him.
06:03That would be 1989. But it's not the date of birth,
06:06cos that, yeah, that could be a bit of a coincidence.
06:08It's the Lover. He's got Lover on his forehead.
06:10Yeah, but that's a very... That's quite a broad term.
06:13Lover. Not in that, right? And it's not, well...
06:15Is it in the same font? No, it's in the same font.
06:17We're going down a Swifty rabbit hole here, guys.
06:19We're going to have to talk about this Lover. I love it.
06:21Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, look, according to the Lover,
06:24Marcello, Hannah and Khaled were the best staff members.
06:28What did you make of Marcello, David, in this task?
06:31Because he performed as a chef, he performed as a staff member,
06:34for some reason he performed as Peter Andre.
06:37What did you make... Which role did you enjoy him in the most?
06:40It definitely wasn't the Peter Andre one, but it happened.
06:43Which I find really weird, because I'm pretty sure,
06:46like, in his VTR at some point,
06:48he's definitely said that Peter Andre was his idol.
06:51Yeah. And then he's like, I don't know the words.
06:54And then... Peter Andre's only son.
06:57No, no, no, come on, come on. His early stuff actually was...
07:00That was his first song, wasn't it?
07:02No, I think that's...
07:04It was good, but then he got a bit embarrassed.
07:06It was quite cute, though. He got embarrassed and put his top...
07:09It's the only time he's put a top on, was when he was being Peter Andre.
07:12OK, so during tonight's episode,
07:14we saw an interaction between Daze and Ali
07:17on the serious subject of microaggressions,
07:19and it was a really interesting chat.
07:21And what was even more interesting was that then, separately,
07:24things boiled over between Khaled and Hannah
07:27on basically that exact issue.
07:29So let's just remind ourselves of how that scenario played out.
07:33My thing... For example, now,
07:35when I say I'm single till I'm married, basically, and et cetera,
07:38my thing is, for me, until there's a fucking contract written
07:42and I've signed that, basically...
07:44You're, like, coming back, Aggie, but... No, she's passionate.
07:47No, no, no, I'm passionate, babes, literally.
07:49I don't get Aggie, I just get passionate about certain things.
07:52Like, if I speak, it's not from aggression,
07:54it's not from anything like that, it's just passion, regardless.
07:57I don't know, like, basically, when someone calls someone,
08:01which is, like, a black woman, aggressive,
08:03like, there's such a stereotype about black women coming across
08:06as being aggressive, basically, and I'm not an aggressive person.
08:09No. So, like...
08:11If it came across like that, Wallahi, Wallahi,
08:14I didn't mean it like that, but if it did, it's just playing up sorry,
08:17because I don't want you to react like this. Yeah, no.
08:19I was saying, you're like a sister. Yeah.
08:21And people say, why is she like a sister to you?
08:23Is it a Muslim thing? I'm like, it's a Somali thing,
08:25and you don't understand people's struggles,
08:27so for it to come across like I don't understand your struggle,
08:30Wallahi, I'm sorry.
08:31Oh, poor Hannah. It was quite emotional, that.
08:33What did we make of that whole interaction?
08:36I think we can all learn something from this interaction,
08:39because she was being authentic, she was sharing how she felt,
08:42albeit she mentioned a contract.
08:44I'm not sure anyone is signing marriage contracts as such, but...
08:48Predicts, mate. Predicts, maybe, yeah.
08:51But I think the word Aggie triggered her,
08:54and I think that, of all the people in the house,
08:56I'm actually glad that it was Khaled,
08:58because they could then...
08:59They see each other in there, don't they?
09:01They've already had a really lovely bond,
09:03so it was nice that she was able to share how she felt,
09:06and he saw her, he heard her,
09:08and he definitely values that friendship,
09:10so they came back together really nicely.
09:12Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely. It was a nice...
09:14For some reason, I thought that would get a round of applause.
09:16I thought that was quite nice from doing that.
09:18But do we think that it was...
09:21..that she was more upset because it was Khaled?
09:24Do you know what I mean? Because they've got that friendship,
09:26do you think she felt kind of let down,
09:28or she was like,
09:29oh, it's a shame that it was you that's triggered this thing?
09:31I reckon so. I think it's quite...
09:33Do you know, that whole scene just broke my heart, watching it,
09:36especially after the conversation that we had for days,
09:38just literally moments before,
09:40and it just shows it, just like how a slip of the tongue,
09:43just a comment like that can just...
09:45Actually, you might have said something,
09:46you don't even realise you've said it,
09:48and I think she was really disappointed in him,
09:50and I really like that he kind of, like, sat and listened to her
09:53and let her explain... Yeah, cos he was trying to say,
09:55oh, I'm just saying, you know, you're strong,
09:57why are you coming with all this aggression?
09:59And she's just like, that is the word you should not be using.
10:01No, exactly. It's just passion.
10:02So I think disappointed that it was him,
10:04but I think, actually, I think I agree with you,
10:06that maybe because they've got such that close friendship,
10:09they can reconcile after this,
10:11and it's not going to be a lasting thing. Yeah.
10:13I'm glad they're kind of just like, problem, let's sort it out,
10:16now let's carry on. Definitely.
10:17And I think you're right, Dean,
10:18I think there's definitely something in that for all of us. Yeah.
10:20It's really great that these things get played out on the show.
10:22Yeah, 100%. That's what I'm loving the most,
10:24is that this is Big Brother, this is real life.
10:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, proper, this is the social experiment.
10:28But, look, Hannah did also have a lot of fun in this task, right?
10:31She got her little secret mission.
10:34David, were you... I mean, she was good at it.
10:37What did you think about her deciding to immediately just,
10:40to try and pass this secret mission,
10:42just go into the bedroom and insult a baked potato,
10:46who probably still thinks, like, does she know that that was part of the job?
10:50She's still there just doing her flipping hair.
10:52I just think it's stuff like that what just makes me love Hannah so much.
10:56Yeah. Yeah.
10:57Like, she's just so over the top in some of the things that she does.
11:01Like that, for example, like, it wasn't subtle whatsoever.
11:05Yeah. And, like, I'm sure, like,
11:07the other housemates must have been clocking that that isn't right.
11:10Yeah. But then at the same time, it's like,
11:12that's the kind of stuff we want to say.
11:14Yeah. We don't want to see subtle.
11:16We want to see her going for gold, like, spilling a brew all over, right?
11:19Exactly. You know what I mean? Yeah.
11:21You know what's funny about that, though?
11:23Whenever she was making the coffee wrong,
11:25Dean was like, no, no, no, don't do that.
11:27Oh, no, wait, you do that!
11:29Cos you're on a sticky mess!
11:31Someone had that conversation with her five minutes ago.
11:33Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It was very much a route one.
11:36Luckily, Ryan just was so excited to complain, he didn't give a shit.
11:39OK, but to put it mildly,
11:41Lily and Sarah aren't going to be winning Employee of the Week, are they?
11:44They didn't really excel.
11:46Has Lily finally tuckered herself out?
11:49She's knackered! She's exhausted.
11:51She's been carrying the show all week, she's all right.
11:54She's like a little dream herself bunny.
11:56She's absolutely shattered. Yeah.
11:58That poor girl, I mean...
11:59She's lost a little voice, hasn't she?
12:01Yeah, but I think, give her one day, I think, what is it,
12:03like, three or four days of, like, ah, eek, like that,
12:06and then, do you know what, give her one day of being like,
12:10she is going to be back to her tricks in no time.
12:12I don't think we've seen the end of her...
12:14She just needs a day to reset, that's it.
12:16Since she's come in the house, she's like,
12:18I'm such a hard worker, I've been working since I'm 14.
12:21I'm going to smash this house. Yeah, I'm going to smash it.
12:23And then she's like, oh, brilliant.
12:25I would hate to see what the Chinese takeaway she works in thinks.
12:27Like, is she moving on the side?
12:29They're just ruling the right side, yeah, this is her.
12:31Maybe the phone's not plugged in.
12:33She's just there every day.
12:35OK, look, one thing Sarah did bring to Aqua Aerobics,
12:39was a selection of dolphin impressions.
12:41It was pretty impressive, I thought.
12:43So, guys, come on, we've got to give it a go.
12:45Let's do our best dolphin impressions.
12:47So, first of all, David...
12:49HE GARGLES
12:51Yeah. David with a little...
12:56Very good, yeah. Stop gargling, stop gargling.
13:00Sorry, one sec.
13:02That's very good, yeah.
13:04You're trying to... In C minor, in C minor.
13:07Oh, that's actually quite good. OK.
13:09Let me give it a go.
13:14Now, if you don't speak dolphin, you won't know that I just said,
13:17coming up after the break, we're going to be finding out
13:19about our housemates' real holidays
13:21and chatting to some of their friends and family.
13:23Don't go anywhere, we're going to be back in less time
13:25than it takes for Ryan to gobble down a sausage.
13:27We'll see you in a minute.
13:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:41Welcome back to Big Brother Late And Live.
13:43I'm still joined by David, Kemi and Dean.
13:47Yes. So, we've dug into the inner work...
13:50That was a nice cheer.
13:52We've dug into the inner workings of the hotel staff,
13:55but what about our glamorous hotel guests, all right?
13:58Cos they played an important part in today's episode as well.
14:01Ryan...
14:03LAUGHTER
14:05I haven't even got the whole word out of my mouth.
14:08And that... OK, well, we're going to come to an end,
14:11but Ryan, right, he came out...
14:13Don't all do it!
14:15Ryan didn't mind misbehaving in the task.
14:18Yeah, some people like Ryan.
14:20Yeah, look, Ryan was a silly sausage and had some japery
14:24during the... I can't believe I just said japery.
14:27But he had a laugh, didn't he?
14:29And we actually saw... Did we see a bit of a fun side to him?
14:33Maybe... Maybe if he goes...
14:36Maybe if he goes... I'm going to have to go to them, sorry, guys.
14:39Maybe if he goes, we'll miss him.
14:42Maybe he's... First of all... So, go on, then.
14:45Go on, then.
14:47Was it you?
14:49If he stole my sausage, I would be fuming and crying like Sarah.
14:53Whoa! OK.
14:56It's just a sausage.
14:58OK, so you team Ryan?
15:00Hang on.
15:02If you're hungry and you haven't eaten all day,
15:04and you ate my sausage, now I can't eat it.
15:06But you're on Big Brother, like, enjoy your life.
15:09OK, there we go.
15:11OK, good, good, OK.
15:13So he's just having a laugh.
15:15What do we think sparked this behaviour in Ryan, right,
15:19this new side to him?
15:21Do we think that it was... He thought...
15:23He knows he's going home. OK, go on, then.
15:26He knows he's going home. Tomorrow is his day.
15:28OK, well, look, David, you were up for eviction in week one.
15:31I'm sorry to bring that up, mate. I know it's still...
15:34I know it's still a little bit raw. Wow!
15:36But, no, but this is a serious question,
15:38because did you feel, was any part of you like,
15:40well, you know what, what happens, happens,
15:42the fun thing is I've made it into the Big Brother house,
15:45now I'm just going to really be myself?
15:47Yeah, I mean, it wasn't actually week one, Will, it was night one.
15:50LAUGHTER
15:52But do you know what, I mean, I don't know if you remember,
15:55but literally I was just so unbothered.
15:57Because at the end of the day, it is what it is.
15:59Like, I know that I went in there and I was just going to be me,
16:02regardless.
16:03And that's why you won! And that's why you won!
16:06That is why you won.
16:08So maybe Ryan is just being himself.
16:10And, listen, whether you like him or you don't like him,
16:13if Ryan being himself is just mixing shit up a bit, then great.
16:16Mix it! Great, right? Mix it!
16:19So, look, upstairs today, Nathan and Days were saying
16:22that they're looking forward to seeing the full picture
16:25of their fellow housemates.
16:27That was quite...
16:28Well, first of all, who do we think they were referring to?
16:31I thought Nathan was referring to Days.
16:33I think Nathan was referring to Days. Yes!
16:35I'm really excited to see...
16:36Like, he was looking at her and saying,
16:38I can't wait to see the other side of people.
16:40Yeah, yeah, OK.
16:41And I was like, you're talking about her?
16:43Yeah, well, who do we think Days was talking about?
16:45Him.
16:46Do you reckon?
16:47Yeah, I think, like, we're at the stage now,
16:49there's conversations between Nathan and Days
16:52and Nathan and Ali, where they keep insinuating
16:55that there's a storm coming.
16:56They're talking about, like, there could be rifts
16:58and stuff like that.
16:59I think that what they're actually doing is,
17:01is they're working out who's on their side.
17:03Like, are you a friend or are you a foe?
17:06So, you think they're both building their little camps?
17:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:10Really interesting.
17:11But, actually, it was Ali who asked Nathan the question,
17:15so I feel like a lot of people are going to be thinking,
17:18oh, Nathan's bitching,
17:19but, actually, it was Ali who asked Nathan that question.
17:22Was she not just kind of responding,
17:24had he not teed it up a bit?
17:25No, that was, like, we saw it, Ali asked the question.
17:28OK, right.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Well, that's very interesting, then,
17:31because I was going to say, how do we feel about Ali
17:33kind of maintaining this kind of professional facade
17:36that she's had, where she's kind of...
17:38So, you think she's just playing a good game
17:40or do you think we need to see more?
17:41She's a psychologist, do you know what I'm saying?
17:43Like, she knows what she's doing.
17:44It's a mind game.
17:45It is her, but she knows what she's doing.
17:47Yeah.
17:48It's like she's playing everybody.
17:49OK.
17:50She's like, we'll have a little team together,
17:51she'll have a garden lot,
17:52they're all going to be around her.
17:53Yeah.
17:54Do you reckon she could emerge as the kind of house queen?
17:56No.
17:57Really?
17:58OK, OK.
18:00All right, well, guys, look, this was a fun moment.
18:02Did anyone notice a little frisson with Izzaz,
18:06or should I say Rizzaz?
18:08Oh!
18:09Can I get a noo?
18:10You know what I'm talking about there?
18:12Babe, it's Rosie and Izzaz, right?
18:15Having a little flirt.
18:16Yeah.
18:17Did we think it was cute, or did we think it was maybe
18:20one of the most painful attempts at flirting you've ever seen?
18:23No, it was cute.
18:24I thought it was actually just a really friendly conversation.
18:26Do you reckon?
18:27I do, but I'm also a lover of love,
18:29so even though I don't think there was actually
18:31much flirting going on with it, I kind of want to run with it
18:33and be like, they are a couple.
18:35Do you reckon?
18:36He was calling her pretty.
18:37That's really sweet, and I think there's, like,
18:39an innocence to it, like, do you really try with your make-up?
18:41Well, yeah.
18:42How would you feel, though, if a guy's initial line to you
18:44was, you look like you're really good at doing make-up?
18:47Yeah, you look like an absolute pint under there.
18:49Yeah, exactly.
18:50How long did that take?
18:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:53Sweet line, though, sweet line.
18:55It was cute, it was cute.
18:56Well, look, in tonight's episode, we saw the housemates
18:58enjoying an all-inclusive holiday courtesy of Big Brother himself,
19:01but, look, you can tell a lot about a person from their holidays.
19:05I mean, look at our studio audience.
19:07These guys are giving Costa Rica.
19:09And look at our panel.
19:10These guys are giving Costa Coffee Worthing.
19:13But what about our housemates' holidays, OK?
19:16Well, we've created some postcards
19:18based on some of our housemates' actual holidays
19:21and actual personalities,
19:23so let's see if you can guess who these holiday postcards belong to,
19:26all right?
19:27Here's the first one.
19:28Greetings from Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada.
19:32Who's perfect holiday?
19:34You think Marcello?
19:36Emma!
19:37Why are you thinking Marcello?
19:38I'd say Emma.
19:39You think Emma's dream holiday is... Why?
19:41Bit of a showgirl?
19:42I think so.
19:43I think she likes the casino.
19:44You know when you want to be that person who's at the casino
19:47and you're in a fancy dress and you're like,
19:49put everything on number five.
19:50OK, you have absolutely no idea what's going on.
19:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
19:54OK, so you're thinking Emma,
19:56you guys are all thinking Marcello, are you?
19:58The one-armed bandit himself.
20:00OK, let's see if you're right.
20:04Oh!
20:05Because, remember, she gambled her entire studio.
20:08Oh, yes!
20:10She goes to Las Vegas and she puts exactly £2,823.32 on rent.
20:17OK, let's do another one.
20:18So which housemate's holiday snap could this be?
20:21And what are they sitting on or in?
20:23What is that?
20:24What is that?
20:25That is Marcello.
20:26What is that?
20:27You think that's Marcello?
20:29What is that?
20:30Hang on, wait, wait.
20:31What is that?
20:32Wait, what is that?
20:33What do you think it is?
20:34You think it's...
20:35Oh, my God.
20:36OK, so you're thinking Marcello.
20:38So what do you think that this person is sitting in?
20:41A vagina.
20:42A vagina.
20:43So you guys are basically saying that Marcello's idea
20:45of a perfect holiday is to just get into a vagina.
20:48Yeah.
20:49Wow.
20:50OK, well, let's have a look, let's see if you're right.
20:54It's so...
20:55It's Sarah, sorry, Sarah.
20:58It's Sarah and she's actually in Amsterdam at an erotic museum.
21:04Oh!
21:05So it was a vagina.
21:07It's a real picture, it was a vagina.
21:09OK, let's have another one.
21:13OK, so whose holiday story is this?
21:17This is a real-life story from one of our housemates.
21:20Dear Mum, hope you're well.
21:22Sadly, the holiday hasn't gone as planned.
21:24I was bitten by a centipede and was blind for three days,
21:27hence my delay writing to you, but all is well now.
21:30Moustache, got a massage booked at two, making up for lost time.
21:33Lots of love.
21:34Who?
21:35Lily.
21:36Lily?
21:37Yeah.
21:38Why?
21:39He loves his family.
21:40He loves his family, so we'd write a nice postcard first.
21:42But I feel like Lily would get bitten by a centipede in the eye
21:45and then be blind for three whole days.
21:47Yeah.
21:48The only poisonous centipede in the north-west, north-east.
21:52OK, let's find...
21:54So you're thinking college, you're thinking Lily.
21:57Let's have a look.
22:00It's Shegan.
22:02It was a true story.
22:04It was actually a true story.
22:06And finally, whose holiday picture is this?
22:11You've got to get this one.
22:12Martha!
22:14Yeah, you're all saying Martha.
22:17Let's find out if you're right.
22:20Of course it was Martha.
22:22Martha has struck that pose all over the globe.
22:26So, guys, out of all of this lot,
22:28who would we most like to go on holiday with,
22:31based both on their chosen holidays and their personalities?
22:34Martha.
22:35You think Martha.
22:36Imagine five nights in Benidorm with Martha.
22:40You'd go to every single tribute act.
22:43And you'd be so flexible by the end.
22:45Yeah.
22:46Just doing that.
22:47What about you guys?
22:48Who would you most like to go on holiday with?
22:50Lily.
22:51Lily.
22:52They're all saying Lily.
22:54OK, look, guys, all this holiday chat has made me want a mini break,
22:58so let's take one now.
22:59When we come back, though, we're going to see some exclusive house news.
23:03The housemates up for eviction are going to tell you
23:05why they should stay,
23:06and we're going to hear from their friends and family.
23:08We'll see you in a sec.
23:09CHEERING
23:15MUSIC PLAYS
23:34OK, that's enough!
23:35Oh, I'm never going to recover that.
23:37Welcome back to Big Brother Late and Live.
23:40I am still joined by my beautiful backing dancers,
23:42Deed, Kemi and David.
23:44Make some noise for these sexy characters.
23:46Very nice.
23:47Now, we want to give you every sliver of BB info,
23:51which is it's still playing, isn't it, guys?
23:53Still playing.
23:54Which is why it's time for the Big Brother house news.
23:58OK, so first up,
24:00Sarah gets more than she bargained for in bed.
24:04What is it with boys with muscles?
24:06They're like, feel, feel it, solid, you know.
24:09Feel it.
24:10Imagine, like, if women walked around, like, feel my tits.
24:13I think... Feel my tits.
24:15I bet you'd be like that. You'd be like... No.
24:17First thing, you're like, feel them, they're rock hard.
24:20Do you want to feel them?
24:22They're actually quite...
24:24They're actually quite soft. Go on.
24:26They're a bit nipply, but just...
24:29No, get a good go.
24:31They're quite soft, aren't they?
24:34Oh, yours are really soft.
24:36The resistance is like...
24:38What do you think, though?
24:39It feels a bit like a stress ball.
24:41Oh, Sarah just thinking, thanks for the mammaries, Emma.
24:45Next up...
24:47Give it a rest.
24:48Next up, you guessed it, Nathan and Days are at it again.
24:53Nathan loves Nigel Farage.
24:55Why has he been horrible?
24:57Because he's pushing an anti-immigration, like, narrative.
25:00Not anti-immigration narrative, no, he's not.
25:02Oh, he is. No, no. Oh, he is.
25:04That's the misconception. Oh, he is.
25:06Reform UK, keep England England.
25:08I think it's dog-whistling.
25:10That's the strong thing that I really struggle with,
25:12because as soon as anybody mentions immigration,
25:14you immediately erase it. No, I never said that.
25:16You're saying he's not pushing an anti-immigration argument,
25:19he's pushing a reduced immigration argument,
25:21which every country in the world is pushing.
25:24Is it ever going to stop between these two?
25:26I hope not. In fact, I think it's only just getting started.
25:29And finally, Ryan and Izzaz give a Shakespearean performance.
25:33Shall I do it? Yeah.
25:37Oh, my God.
25:39Izzaz...
25:41Izzaz... No!
25:43Is this a fucking play about us?
25:45LAUGHTER
25:48No!
25:50Don't eat my sausage!
25:55LAUGHTER
26:00Don't worry, Keanu, I think your job's safe.
26:03As we know, Dean, Ryan, Nathan and Baked Potato
26:07are all in the firing line this week,
26:09but none of them want to go home.
26:11Before they went into the house,
26:13we asked them what they would say to you, the public,
26:16to save themselves from eviction.
26:18So let's take a look at this.
26:20You should keep me in the house because I am giving you energy,
26:23I'm giving you vibes, I'm giving you the realness,
26:26I'm giving you the tea, I'm not spilling anything.
26:29And also, I'm bringing it to you live and direct.
26:32What more could you want?
26:34I'm a spicy quesadilla.
26:37I think I should stay in the Big Brother house
26:40because it's bound to get quite boring if I'm not there, I think.
26:44I like to keep everyone entertained.
26:46I'm high energy. I'm a lot of fun.
26:50Yeah, so I think I've got a lot to offer.
26:53I think I'm good to have around.
26:55Why you should save me from eviction is...
26:58Oh, God, I literally... You know when you're just like...
27:01Why I should be in the house is, no joke, it doesn't matter,
27:04like, no, ah, fuck the bed.
27:06OK, I'm really good at listening
27:08and I think I can bring positive energy in there.
27:11I promise you, when you get to know me,
27:14I'm so chill and I'm so laid back,
27:16like, just give me a chance, I swear I'll show you.
27:19I think you should keep me in the house.
27:21I'm not going to sit here and lie to you and say
27:23all these reasons of why you've watched the show.
27:26I'd love to be here for a day more, a week more,
27:29but the power is ultimately in your hands
27:31and if you think I've been a worthy housemate,
27:33then I would love for you to keep me in.
27:38Good stuff from all of them. Good stuff from all of them.
27:40Look, we want you, the viewers, to have the whole picture
27:43before you make your final decision on who to evict,
27:45which is why we need to find out all the juicy details
27:48from our housemates, friends and family, guys.
27:51Yes, here they are.
27:53So, we're going to start with Jack, who's baked potato.
27:56Is that short for jacket? Potato.
27:59So, you're baked potatoes, friend.
28:02First of all, how do you feel about the new name?
28:04Have you adjusted to that?
28:06I think it really suits her in the weirdest way.
28:08I mean, she just slips into it so naturally.
28:10It is, it's kind of comfort food, isn't it?
28:12It's nice. Everyone likes a baked potato.
28:14She is really upbeat in the house, I think it's safe to say.
28:17Is she like that all the time on the outside world?
28:20She's just, yeah, really lovely.
28:22I mean, she's the biggest geek in the world.
28:24I mean, she's, like, in the nicest way possible,
28:26she's very uncool, but...
28:28LAUGHTER
28:30I mean, honestly, yeah, she's so upbeat,
28:32she's just such a positive person,
28:34and as she was saying in the clip there,
28:36I mean, she's a great listener and she just wants the best for everyone.
28:39She doesn't want any enemies. Oh, well, that's nice.
28:41Well, look, she's not afraid to throw herself into a challenge, is she?
28:44Is she like that? Is she kind of bold and brave?
28:47Are we going to see more of her really sort of throwing herself into things?
28:51I think absolutely.
28:53I think as kind of housemates begin to leave,
28:56we're going to see more of her, and I think in the big group setting,
28:59maybe she steps back a bit and lets the other bigger characters
29:02go at each other's throats, but I think as things quiet down,
29:05you're really going to see, you know, her character
29:08and more than kind of what we've seen so far.
29:10Yeah, well, I hope so.
29:11OK, well, look, we've also got Rhys, Dean's partner here.
29:14Hello again, Rhys.
29:15Now, before entering the Big Brother house,
29:17Dean told us that he's had a few encounters with spirits.
29:21Is he...? Were these big nights out?
29:24Was this too much tequila or is he in tune with the paranormal?
29:28So, in his mind, he is. Right, OK.
29:31I don't know how true it is,
29:33but we've just brought a really old house that we're renovating
29:36and he's been talking to the lady who used to live there.
29:39OK, on Skype or...? No, no, in person.
29:42They're on first-name terms. Right, yeah.
29:44Also Skype, that hasn't been...
29:46LAUGHTER
29:47..since 2002.
29:48Dean says he hates toxic straight man, like, masculinity,
29:53toxic straight man culture.
29:55Who doesn't? If he stays,
29:57do you think there's anyone in there he could clash with?
30:00I think it's been quite surprising...
30:02Well... Well, OK, well, yeah, go on.
30:05I think it's quite surprising how well the guys have received Dean
30:09and I think he's been quite surprised by that as well.
30:11But I would agree with you.
30:12I think if there was anybody who I had assumed
30:14that he probably wouldn't get on with, it would have been Ryan.
30:17But maybe we're wrong about that assumption.
30:19Because there's definitely a lot of, like,
30:21straight man kind of culture in there,
30:23but I wouldn't say it's been toxic to now.
30:25No, but I think that's why we need to keep Dean in
30:27so that that doesn't happen. Yes, keep everyone in check.
30:30OK, well, look, Ryan has clearly got...
30:32This is Zach, by the way, he's Ryan's friend.
30:35Ryan's clearly got... Exactly.
30:37Feeling a bit embarrassed now, aren't you?
30:41Ryan's clearly got a very mischievous side.
30:43We saw it today when he was flinging sausages about
30:45all over the place.
30:46What's the most trouble you two have gotten to together?
30:48Most trouble we've gotten together?
30:49I mean, it's a hard question to answer,
30:51because I've always been the more tamer friend.
30:53You know, I've always said that I'm the angel on his shoulder
30:55and he's the devil on mine. OK.
30:56And at our university, there wasn't a lot of things that went on,
30:59so he actually ran our whole uni scene,
31:01got all the students going and got everyone involved.
31:03And I feel like that's the kind of person...
31:05What do you mean? He just ran the social scene?
31:07Yeah, our student union decided to basically piss off,
31:09if I can say that. Van Wilder?
31:10Yeah, and he was the Van Wilder kind of of our university.
31:13OK. So he managed to rally all the people together
31:15and I feel like if he stays in the house,
31:17that's exactly what he'll do.
31:18Was he stealing sausages back then?
31:19Has this been a problem for him throughout his life?
31:21No, no. Although, if you do want some goss,
31:23he did once kick in a door when he got locked out
31:25and his landlord gave him a letter and he decided to frame it
31:28on the mantelpiece, just to remember the occasion.
31:31Yeah, there we go. She likes that.
31:33So, look, he wasn't afraid to ruffle the feathers,
31:35mainly by stealing the sausages, but if he stays in,
31:38do you think... Like, is this the real Ryan?
31:41Are you seeing him do that stuff and you're like,
31:43OK, he likes to mix things up, he likes to be a bit naughty?
31:46Yeah, you know what, I feel like he hasn't had his chance to shine yet
31:49and for people to really see how he is.
31:51You saw it a little bit with the sausage, of course.
31:53Yes. But I think if he goes out, you will all miss him.
31:56He is in there and he'll make some of the most memorable,
31:59you know, scenes on the show. Yeah.
32:01And you've just got to wait, you've got to let him cook
32:03and you've got to see what he's going to do,
32:05cos he's funny, he's cheeky and he's a good lad.
32:07OK, good, good. I can't quite hear what you're saying,
32:09but I think he's making some good points down there.
32:11And we've got Nathan's mum, Sharon, here.
32:13CHEERING
32:14Welcome to the show, Mummy, welcome to the show.
32:17Look, everyone's loved hearing about Nathan being
32:20King Charles's butler. Yes.
32:22Have you got any more kind of tea you can... royal tea you can spill?
32:25He actually kept everything to himself, Nathan.
32:27He wasn't even telling the family? No, no, but he did say Prince...
32:30Well, King Charles now is so much more relaxed in Scotland
32:34than he is down here and goes, walks about, talks to the locals,
32:37so he did tell us that, but that was about it.
32:39OK, so you liked him. That's all right.
32:42So, he's now a pork salesman. Yes.
32:45How does one become a pork salesman?
32:47What is it? What does he do?
32:49I actually work there as well. OK.
32:51I work in the same place as Nathan.
32:53So, Nathan came for an interview and got the job and...
32:56It's not what you know, guys. It's who you know, yeah.
32:59Do you like pork? Yes, you're in. Yes.
33:02Is it a rhino job?
33:04Well, he worked with the CEO.
33:06He loves to talk, so it's the ideal job for him.
33:09Are you, like, selling sausages?
33:11It sells pork, we do cold meat, we do everything.
33:14OK. So, he sells pork...
33:16Sorry, I'm just genuinely interested. Yes.
33:19So, he can sell everything from cheeks to balls.
33:23OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.
33:25So, yeah. Selling...
33:27OK, well, give it up for our friends and family, everybody.
33:30Thank you for that.
33:32OK, look, we have heard from the housemates
33:34and their nearest and dearest, but what do you think,
33:37who do you think has come to the end
33:39of their staycation in the Big Brother house?
33:42Here is how you can have your say.
33:46This week, Baked Potato, Dean, Nathan and Ryan
33:50face the public vote.
33:52Who goes? You decide.
33:54Head to the app to vote for the housemate you want to evict.
33:58The housemate with the most votes will be evicted.
34:01Voting's free and you can access it via the app.
34:04You can vote up to five times.
34:06The vote closes in Friday's Eviction Show.
34:10OK, time for a break now, but don't go anywhere,
34:13because when we're back, Dean McCulloch will be taking us through
34:16a week's worth of BB memes and telling us what they mean.
34:20For example, what does this meme mean?
34:25We're going to find out after the break. See you in a minute.
34:40Welcome back to the show.
34:43Give me a cheer if you want some exclusive content.
34:47All right, then, I can reveal that the housemates
34:50have been taking on a brand-new...
34:54That worked. ..a brand-new task.
34:5615 statements connecting the housemates have been stuck onto posts.
35:01To pass the task, the housemates have to determine
35:04how everyone is connected within 90 minutes.
35:07It sounds complicated, but it's not. Let's see a snippet.
35:10Housemates, it's time to get wired in
35:14and find your common connections in...
35:17..the circuit. Oh, no.
35:21Hidden among you are common connections,
35:24shared interests, experience and opinions
35:27that you told Big Brother about before you entered the house.
35:34Guys, can we give Daze a chance to speak?
35:36She's been trying to speak for so long and nobody's listening to her.
35:39Go on, Daze. Thank you.
35:41Me and Ali have both said we agree with all these three statements,
35:45so also we are potentially ones that might need to swerve.
35:50As team of connections, my...
35:53Sarah's the conductor, she's talking.
35:55Sarah, Sarah.
35:57Oh!
35:59Have we just seen our first walk-off of the series?
36:02She's stomped off... Where do you think she was going?
36:05LAUGHTER
36:07For a cry, for a cry.
36:09How do you think the housemates are going to get on in this task?
36:12Because these sorts of tasks are always gold,
36:15where it's like the ranking people task, it's brilliant.
36:18How do we think they're going to do?
36:20This is where we start, the cracks begin to show,
36:22and it's great and we love it.
36:24But I think that Sarah's cracks were already beginning to show
36:27and they're just getting bigger and bigger.
36:29I do feel for her, like, I do feel for her.
36:31I feel like Sarah wants to kind of be the leader of the group
36:34but then kind of struggles when no-one listens to her.
36:37She's getting frustrated
36:38that everyone's kind of talking over each other.
36:40She could just kind of sit back, as I'm sure someone like Ali would,
36:43or date or something, but she's like,
36:45guys, guys, and she needs to get involved,
36:47but it's like she kind of can't handle it.
36:49Who do you think would be able to call them to order?
36:51Who do you think they respect?
36:53Who's the natural leader of the house? Maybe Emma.
36:55Yeah. Yeah. Emma.
36:57Oh, Lily. Lily just needs to scream and they'll all...
37:00Yeah, that's true. Lily screams all the time,
37:02it's just white noise now.
37:04They can't hear it.
37:05So is that clip giving parcel fail vibes, do we think?
37:08Fail. Fail. Fail.
37:10Because of the stomp-off.
37:11OK, look, before the break,
37:13Dean Dean The Meme Machine asked us,
37:15what does this meme mean?
37:17Fancy a go, guys? Let's have a look. Let's get the meme.
37:19What does it mean, this meme, Dean?
37:22What does it mean?
37:23Oh, is it when your work asks you,
37:25are you happy to work flexible hours?
37:27Oh, very good!
37:29What do you think, David? That was excellent.
37:31That was good. Yeah. That was good.
37:33So, do you know what this really reminds me of?
37:35The scene from Bridesmaids where she's putting a leg up
37:38on the plane and it's like, that can go up and higher.
37:41If you feel that, that's my undercarriage.
37:44That's what that's giving.
37:46Excellent. OK, well, what does it mean, Dean?
37:48It means, as someone pointed out on Twitter,
37:51I hope this email finds you well.
37:53Hi, this email finds me.
37:57Very good. We love it.
37:59Love it. Flexible working, that was good.
38:01OK, look, you've also been keeping a close eye
38:03on all BB-related social shenanigans.
38:06I have, Wilbeth.
38:07So, go on, this is your part, man.
38:09I've done what you... Oh, I've got surprises for you.
38:12Yeah, please, so take it away, please.
38:14Look, seeing as we're getting towards the end of week one,
38:17I thought I'd treat you to my favourite memes
38:19that have appeared online every night
38:21as we've been watching the episode.
38:23First up, launch night, and one housemate set socials ablaze
38:27as one viewer tweeted,
38:29the girls allowed girlies reuniting on tour this year.
38:33You're getting mothered, bitch.
38:35No, you're getting mothered, bitch.
38:37Now, Twitter doesn't normally like it
38:39when people on shows like this call themselves mother,
38:42you kind of have to earn that status,
38:44but I've never seen so many people in the comments,
38:46well, writing mother, mother, mother, mother, mother,
38:48so much so that I've decided to release my own line of merch.
38:52Drumroll, please.
39:00CHEERING
39:02I like that, I like that. Very good.
39:04You get a mothered, bitch. Love it.
39:06I've put one in your dressing room,
39:08but, I mean, judging by your TikTok, you'll never have it on!
39:11Oh, he's got me! It's fine, it's fine.
39:13Just some badge, just some badge.
39:15I've actually got a very similar one, but with my mum's face on it.
39:18It doesn't say exactly that, but...
39:20That's a bit fucking weird, Will.
39:23Next up for Monday's show, we have this absolute gem.
39:28When the person you just met in the smoking area starts crying.
39:32We've all been there, haven't we? We've all been there, David.
39:35Absolutely. We have plenty of time.
39:37Many a kitchen. You know when they lean over in the kitchen
39:39and they say, oh, mate, yeah, yeah, my dad's really into crypto,
39:42and you just know you're going to be there for a few hours.
39:45Tuesday's show only had one option.
39:49Take a look at this.
39:51Oh, my...
39:53SCREAMING
39:56Me being woken up by foxes outside the flat
39:59in the middle of the night.
40:01I'm calling it the shagging. I'm calling it the shagging.
40:04That's basically me when I get to McDonald's
40:06and the McFlurry machine isn't working.
40:08What do you mean? What do you mean?
40:10What's your version, babes? The shagging?
40:12The shagging, the shagging.
40:14I think it's someone asking me which kind of dairy-free milk I get.
40:17Genuinely, only because I've been struck before recently,
40:20I panicked and just got myself a milk one and it did not go down very well.
40:24Oh, no, did you have the shits?
40:26Wow, yes.
40:28I genuinely get panicked when I'm at a Costa or something,
40:31I'm like...
40:33TMI, Kemi, TMI.
40:35David, the shagging?
40:37The shagging for me is when you've been out all night,
40:40you've got one hour's sleep, you're up for work in the morning
40:43and that alarm goes off.
40:45Will, the shagging?
40:47The shagging, well, I get very nervous before the live evictions
40:51and that's just generally me.
40:53Do the fierce, do the fierce.
40:55I'm like, oh, have I, this time, have I sort of myself?
40:58Oh, God, oh, God.
41:00I never have. I never have.
41:02I've all been there.
41:04Last night's show next and a running theme since Sunday,
41:09watching Big Brother for the drama.
41:12The drama.
41:16From the moment Khaled stepped in the high socials,
41:19I see socials particularly have been going wild for Khaled.
41:22And if I'm honest, I can't blame him.
41:24Maybe I should add this to my merch range.
41:26Will, would you wear it?
41:28Well, that's pretty much what I wear anyway.
41:30Yeah, yeah, we know, we know.
41:32And finally, hot off the press from tonight's episode,
41:34Ryan will never love sausages the same way she does.
41:38LAUGHTER
41:40Yes, yes.
41:42CHEERING
41:44The sausage OG.
41:46Give it up, guys, for Dean Dean, the Meme Machine.
41:49CHEERING
41:52That was amazing. That was fantastic.
41:54I'm going to put these on vintage.
41:56Do it. Yeah, do it. Tenor.
41:58Yeah, great. Charge more, charge more.
42:00OK, look, before we go, just like a TripAdvisor review, all right,
42:03I thought it would be fun to give our housemates a rating
42:06out of five stars based on how they're doing
42:09and how we all think that they can improve.
42:11So I want quick-fire answers here, OK?
42:13We're going to start... I'm going to start with these guys as well.
42:16Ryan, how do we think Ryan's doing and how can he...
42:19Let's hear it. Go on.
42:21One for effort. One for effort.
42:23Anyone who hasn't had an opinion on Ryan yet?
42:25Anyone got an opinion on Ryan?
42:27You're all saying... OK, where can he improve?
42:31Everywhere. Everywhere.
42:32What about... Anyone giving Ryan a good result, a good mark?
42:35Ten! Ten out of five.
42:37Oh, yeah, ten out of five, yeah, yeah.
42:39Sorry, love him, love him. No, no, that's great.
42:41OK, OK, great, great, great.
42:43OK, Izzaz?
42:45Oh, yeah. OK, what do you say for Izzaz?
42:48This guy is so lovable.
42:50Your little five-year-old is absolutely loving every moment of it.
42:53Oh, that's sweet. OK, Martha.
42:55What about Martha? What are you guys...
42:57Five! Five!
42:59Five? You think five for Martha?
43:01Yeah, she's caring, she's considerate.
43:03She's a laugh. No room for improvement?
43:05No, not at this point. No, actually.
43:07I just want to see more of her.
43:09More Martha. More Martha.
43:11OK, what about little Thomas?
43:13Where's Thomas gone? What do you think of Thomas?
43:15I don't know, I've not seen enough. He's really funny.
43:18Give him a rating. I'd give him a four,
43:20cos I think we just need to see more,
43:22we need to see more personality.
43:24Four, four, we need to see more. Everyone sort of agree with that?
43:27OK, Marcello.
43:29Ten.
43:31Ten. Why two?
43:33Some of the stuff that comes out of his mouth I actually really enjoy.
43:36The majority of the stuff that comes out of his mouth I absolutely hate.
43:39Right, OK. But I feel like there's a soft side there.
43:42I think there's a bit of a soft side.
43:44What do we think of Marcello out here? Ratings?
43:47One. Hang on, you just put a very serious single digit.
43:51Why one?
43:53Yeah, just no. Just no?
43:55Would that be the full review?
43:57Just no.
43:59I don't think we've seen that much personality from him, really.
44:03Does anyone give him a high rating?
44:05No. No?
44:07Well, I do.
44:09OK, Shegan. Quickly, Shegan.
44:11One. Wow.
44:13So Shegan just needs to do more, does he?
44:16He's doing too much.
44:18OK, there's just so many conflicting opinions here.
44:20Last one, Lily.
44:22Ten!
44:27OK.
44:29Well, on that note, on that note,
44:32that is all we've got time for tonight, guys.
44:35Thank you so much.
44:37We had a laugh, didn't we, guys?
44:39You were great, thank you.
44:41Thanks so much to my gorgeous guests,
44:43Dean McCullough, Kemi Rodgers and David Potts.
44:45My amazing studio audience, give yourselves a round of applause.
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