violin: Bénédicte Villain - video: Monsieur Cantin
words and music: Theo Hakola
OLIGARCH KAREN (The Confessions of Elon Musk)
I’m fighting the woke mind virus blighting our mental health
like the legs of Miley Cyrus and the redistribution of wealth
To smite every blustering Judas smothering the free market’s drive
I plight my troth to a doddering doofus for to keep my profits alive
Yes, I threw in with a dim-witted cretin craving my fortune to fellate
Safeguarding my assets and freedom, I iced the king of corruption’s cake
I never fit in and never ever will,
but I’m living the dream now in Muskville
where a pile of money trumps a creep’s moon-face
and the world’s my oyster, now all mine to take
When you start to shine like a mine of gold,
the girls go blind and you go bold
That’s how Donald and me got to be all the rage,
how now I’m “first buddy” on the Mar-a-Lago stage
Don’t know much about history, America to me’s a mystery...
Went for Obama and Hillary, voted Biden in 2020
then backed DeSantis in 2023, so ha-ha hee-hee
and whoopie do do dee… for democracy
To have that much silver, you gotta know how to pilfer
and talk up autocracy while you bow to the king
Gotta be soft on plutocracy to fund a budding theocracy
and kiss the poxy ring of a bloated quisling
It takes a special kind of rat to be a multibillionaire
to from your habitat extract a billion times your share
while spewing your seed like some patriarchal tool
a Mormon gone old school with a concubine pool
I know I make ‘em jealous and they call me Space Karen
They say I’m walling up my kids in a haven for my harem
Deep in the heart of Texas, they say I’ve gone all Branch Davidian
dancing in the dusk redness to the beat of the blood meridian
But I say there’s a crisis of fathering we have to solve
if we ever want humanity to properly evolve
Smart people have to have a hell of a lot more babies
or the country will be had by childless cat-ladies
“It should be considered a national emergency to have kids”
to make America great again and keep it off the skids
Be fruitful and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it
God told us to fructify, just as I too did intuit...
words and music: Theo Hakola
OLIGARCH KAREN (The Confessions of Elon Musk)
I’m fighting the woke mind virus blighting our mental health
like the legs of Miley Cyrus and the redistribution of wealth
To smite every blustering Judas smothering the free market’s drive
I plight my troth to a doddering doofus for to keep my profits alive
Yes, I threw in with a dim-witted cretin craving my fortune to fellate
Safeguarding my assets and freedom, I iced the king of corruption’s cake
I never fit in and never ever will,
but I’m living the dream now in Muskville
where a pile of money trumps a creep’s moon-face
and the world’s my oyster, now all mine to take
When you start to shine like a mine of gold,
the girls go blind and you go bold
That’s how Donald and me got to be all the rage,
how now I’m “first buddy” on the Mar-a-Lago stage
Don’t know much about history, America to me’s a mystery...
Went for Obama and Hillary, voted Biden in 2020
then backed DeSantis in 2023, so ha-ha hee-hee
and whoopie do do dee… for democracy
To have that much silver, you gotta know how to pilfer
and talk up autocracy while you bow to the king
Gotta be soft on plutocracy to fund a budding theocracy
and kiss the poxy ring of a bloated quisling
It takes a special kind of rat to be a multibillionaire
to from your habitat extract a billion times your share
while spewing your seed like some patriarchal tool
a Mormon gone old school with a concubine pool
I know I make ‘em jealous and they call me Space Karen
They say I’m walling up my kids in a haven for my harem
Deep in the heart of Texas, they say I’ve gone all Branch Davidian
dancing in the dusk redness to the beat of the blood meridian
But I say there’s a crisis of fathering we have to solve
if we ever want humanity to properly evolve
Smart people have to have a hell of a lot more babies
or the country will be had by childless cat-ladies
“It should be considered a national emergency to have kids”
to make America great again and keep it off the skids
Be fruitful and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it
God told us to fructify, just as I too did intuit...
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