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00:00Let's go in style, live it up, take my advice, alright drop the anchor, and when it's time to go,
00:13let's go in style, now it's been said, this is a perfect environment to ponder over our new heist, let's
00:26be together, I think I have a great idea.
00:30I've been mulling it over lately, really, great tell, rob a bank, I want us to target the vault, not
00:35just any bank of course, the one with the most safety deposit boxes in all of Spain, 7,624, the
00:42deposit boxes are all private, kept in a vault, the place is quite special actually, people's valuables are kept secret,
00:49rumor has it there are jewels and gold, but you want to know the truth, it's where people hide their
00:53dirty money.
00:53So in that case, your plan is to rob boxes without having any idea what's in them, is that it?
00:58Pretty risky surprise.
01:00Oh no no, no surprise there, I'm talking about the Bank of Marbella, they've up the number of deposit boxes
01:04three times, you want to know why? Because Marbella is an incredibly rich city, it's home to Russian multimillionaires and
01:10Arab sheiks and all the mafias worldwide, the Lebanese, Italians, Moroccan, and what do you think they store there?
01:16The grandmother's knitting medals? No, lots of gold and dirty money.
01:21Gonna go for a dip?
01:22But baby, let's go in style.
01:35Best time to do it is Christmas.
01:37This year, Christmas Eve is on a Friday and Christmas is on a Saturday.
01:40The bank will also be closed on the Sunday, so we'll have three days to get in and clean out.
01:44So you would like me to help you to commit robbery on Christmas, without knowing what exactly we're stealing?
01:50I just told you, it's all dirty money.
01:52It's decent amounts of it, sue me if I'm wrong.
01:54Brother, listen to me, can you guarantee that there's more than 15 million euros?
01:58I won't bother for less, and I want it in cash.
02:00They have no use for jewels, and I don't want gold.
02:03You have a better idea?
02:04Why are we attending a social event for millionaire yachts?
02:06The Vintage Yacht World Cup.
02:08No, no, no, these are our fishing grounds.
02:10Mingling with multimillionaires is the surest way to achieve our goal.
02:14Think about the two parts of that word, multi and millionaires.
02:17And so what does it stand for?
02:19It stands for multiple millions.
02:21If you want to rub shoulders with multimillionaires, why not go to Monaco?
02:24For heaven's sake, that's old school.
02:26The real multimillionaires are here.
02:27The adventurous ones.
02:29The ones that sail throughout the world in their yachts.
02:31The ones we're interested in.
02:32Care to know why?
02:33Because they think they're just like us.
02:35They're proud neo-hippies.
02:36They wear t-shirts instead of sport coats.
02:38Like the guy who owns Facebook.
02:40They all think they're so down to earth.
02:42San Sebastian is the new moracle.
03:00I want to break free.
03:10How will we choose who to rob?
03:12That's actually one of my favorite parts of our craft.
03:16The seduction.
03:17It's not enough just to target someone with a large fortune.
03:20You have to earn their trust as well.
03:23It's crucial to get into their circle of friends.
03:25Into their private life.
03:26And from that vantage point,
03:27to find out how they manage their fortune and where they interest it.
03:31Before they know it, you take what's theirs.
03:33They're like lambs out to slaughter.
03:37Now I understand why we're here.
03:38To seduce.
03:40Shall we begin?
03:43Madam, good evening.
03:44Excuse me.
03:45My colleague and I were noticing your stunning dress.
03:48You look absolutely marvelous.
03:50That's very kind.
03:51My name is Margarita.
03:52Nice to meet you.
03:52And you are?
03:53Ricardo Perez, in fact.
03:55He owns a shipping company in North Africa.
03:57But we interrupted you.
03:58Forgive us.
03:58I'm going to go admire the boats now.
04:00What are you doing?
04:01I also own a shipping company.
04:03Really?
04:04Elsewhere.
04:05What a coincidence.
04:06Yes.
04:14My necklace.
04:17Careful.
04:18May I?
04:21Please, I love you.
04:24Thanks.
04:25Just a second.
04:26Let me see.
04:35There.
04:35I think I got all the pearls.
04:37Thanks a lot.
04:38I noticed it felt a little loose when I fastened it earlier.
04:42May I have the order?
04:43Great.
04:44Careful with your hair.
04:46There.
04:47You know, jewelry clasps don't always have the same quality.
04:51Since they're not the same quality as the rest, they expand and loosen.
04:55Wow.
04:56You're quite the expert in jewelry.
04:57No.
04:58Just an enthusiast.
04:59My grandfather was a jeweler.
05:01In Paris.
05:03And you, you're...
05:05My name's Simone.
05:07Charmed.
05:08Dare I say I know who you are?
05:10Genevieve Dante?
05:11Duchess of Malaga?
05:13What a pleasure.
05:14Enchanted.
05:15Feelings mutual.
05:15Excuse me.
05:16Lady Genevieve, your car is ready for you.
05:18Sorry to leave.
05:19I'd love to continue our conversation, but I have other engagements, sadly.
05:23May I walk you out?
05:26I'd love that.
05:27You know, this venue is one of the best I've seen for a party.
05:33That's right, yes.
05:41What a shame you can't stay longer this evening.
05:44But I assure you, you've made this party unforgettable.
05:46Will I see you at dinner?
05:48I'm off to Seville now.
05:49Ah, right.
05:50I understand perfectly.
05:51Your residence there is one of the most striking in town.
05:54Sounds like you've seen my palace.
05:56Suffice it to say that every time I pass by it, I'm intrigued.
05:59And I can't help admiring the facade.
06:00I imagine it's an architectural gem inside.
06:03How would you like to see it?
06:05I'd love that.
06:06And if you host my visit, it would be double the pleasure.
06:09How about next week, then?
06:12How about two weeks from now?
06:15I've been traveling strictly in my yacht, and it takes longer, naturally.
06:19I'll wait for you.
06:32Tell me about the lady I left you with, how to go.
06:35Did her dentures fall in her gin in time?
06:37That's classy.
06:40Who is she?
06:41The millionaire I want us to rob.
07:07One, two, four.
07:09Oh, my God.
08:15Duchess, a treat for you.
08:17You really shouldn't have gone through the bother.
08:19Nonsense. It was my pleasure.
08:24Come with me now.
08:28You don't know how thrilled I am that you're here.
08:35Are you taking me on a tour of the palace?
08:38No, later. I'll tell you all about its glorious history, but first things first, there's something more pressing.
08:45There is. What is it?
08:48It's a surprise. You'll see. Right through here.
08:54What a delight. I'm thrilled you accepted my invitation.
09:10I've been looking forward to this moment.
09:37Thank you, my love.
09:44Shall we sit?
09:45I'd love that.
09:47I said I was really looking forward to this moment because I've been wanting to meet you.
09:52I've heard great things about you.
09:55Great things, truly.
09:58Mind if I ask you to smoke about me?
10:12You are a brilliant man.
10:14I'd go so far as to say that you're a genius.
10:18I admire your talent.
10:20Your career is second to none.
10:22No slip-ups.
10:24And you never leave any evidence at all for the police to find.
10:28What's this about, sir?
10:31Is this a veiled threat?
10:32No, no, no. Not at all.
10:33You misunderstood me.
10:35I have no intention of blackmailing you or asking you where the chalice is.
10:39It actually belongs to a good friend of mine.
10:42But he's accepted his loss.
10:45So you see, I'm genuinely impressed with what you do.
10:49Well, that's why I wanted to have you over.
10:54I have an offer for you.
10:56I'd like you to bring me something.
10:58An original Leonardo da Vinci.
11:01The lady with an ermine.
11:03Have you heard of it?
11:04It's one of a series of four portraits of women he painted.
11:07The original piece is in Krakow.
11:09At the Chodorisky Museum.
11:12How marvelous.
11:13See?
11:13A true expert.
11:14Exactly.
11:16But it's coming to Seville.
11:17As part of an exhibition on the Renaissance.
11:20It's going to be shown at the former confid Merced Kalsana.
11:23Right. Known today as the Museum of Fine Arts.
11:25Don't you think it's magical?
11:26A delightful twist of fate?
11:28The masterpiece is coming here.
11:32I've dreamed of this.
11:36He's dreamed of this.
11:37That's what that bozo said.
11:38He admires what I do as if I were the Pope.
11:40Who are you talking about?
11:41The Duke of Malaga.
11:41He just ambushed me.
11:42Inviting me to his palace was just a front.
11:46He lured me there with his wife.
11:47She's beautiful, right?
11:48She told him all about me.
11:49He knows I'm a ladies' man.
11:51And I would never have the heart to reject her.
11:53What was the point?
11:53What does he want?
11:54He showed me a picture of the chalice for Seoul and Madrid.
12:00Where did he get the picture?
12:02Where did he get that information?
12:04What does that matter to us now, Damien?
12:05The only thing that matters now is that he wants me to steal for him.
12:08He thinks I'm some pawn who works for others?
12:10Do I look like a henchman?
12:11Or I depend on commissions?
12:12Do I look like an errand boy?
12:14You know the truth?
12:16My robberies are works of art.
12:18Masterpieces.
12:18I don't follow the friends of an amateur.
12:20I get it.
12:20So you told him you can't accept his request?
12:22Not exactly.
12:23No.
12:24You agreed to...
12:24No, I did not agree.
12:25All right?
12:26I told him I'd think about it.
12:27God, the heat in Stavilla is unbearable.
12:29But...
12:31Why didn't you flat out refuse?
12:33Because I want to teach him a lesson.
12:34That's why I'm going to make him pay for treating me this way.
12:36Hang on now, Dress.
12:37How do you expect to make him pay, huh?
12:49Haven't you heard the saying, it's no crime to steal from a thief?
12:53Well, I want to claim what's his.
12:55That's right.
12:55We're looking for our next target.
12:57That harebrained millionaire is perfect.
12:59He's more of a criminal than we are.
13:01He won't be able to rat on us.
13:02Dress, I think you're overreacting.
13:03No, I'm not.
13:04The guy knows who we are.
13:06He knows who you are.
13:08If we turn him down, it could backfire on us.
13:10We have to say yes.
13:11He's our next heist.
13:12And he'll have to live with that.
13:14Yes or no?
13:20Call the others.
13:24Candela, in the region.
13:25Oh, I am.
13:26This is what it takes.
13:26All this...
13:29Candela, what?
13:30What are you...
13:31Stop it.
13:32You hear me?
13:33Here, take your goddamn breakfast. I want you out of my house.
13:40Andella, come on. You're losing your mind.
13:42You think I'm losing my mind?
13:43Wait till you see how I am when I go down there.
13:48Didn't I tell you to leave?
13:49Why don't you do what I asked you to?
13:51Please, just tell me what I did.
13:53You and your cousin had an affair.
13:54Andella, Jesus. I swear nothing happened with her.
13:57You need to leave.
13:57I don't even know how to tell you.
13:58Get out of here.
14:09Why are you looking at me like that?
14:10Want a picture or something?
14:12No reason.
14:13No reason. Yeah, right.
14:15I was just counting my blessings.
14:16I'm glad I'm not that man.
14:17But you look like you're about to faint.
14:19You look like a horse who worked all day in the field.
14:21I know. My suit's 100% linen, but I'm still sweltering.
14:24I don't know how you do it.
14:25It's 150 degrees in the shade in this city.
14:28It's awful.
14:29I'll tell you how. We're all fiery around here.
14:31We're all very hot-blooded.
14:32It boils in seconds. It's in our nature.
14:34This city's as torrid as we are.
14:36Yes, I see that.
14:37But you've never considered, I don't know, moving to Switzerland or something?
14:42Switzerland. Yeah, right.
14:44Here, I want you to have this album.
14:46You look like you know good music.
14:47For the record, life's pretty good in the South.
14:49We've got Lamenco, the Guadalquivir, orange trees everywhere,
14:54and over 300 statues of civilian virges.
14:57And the passion.
14:58And the passion.
15:02And forgive me, but after seeing that heated argument,
15:05it's fair to say that most people will never feel such unfiltered emotions in their entire lives.
15:09Well, we just don't beat around the bush here.
15:11We charge at full speed, you know?
15:13No, no, no, no, no.
15:14I think it's more like full force.
15:17No, how do you know?
15:18I think it's only natural for you to be strong.
15:20It's far too hot, Big Craig.
15:21Whatever.
15:21But I...
15:22I want you to have these so when you listen to him, you'll remember me.
15:25You'll never forget me.
15:26You'll see.
15:27I have a piece of advice for you.
15:29I think that the easiest way for you to avoid suffering from this heat here
15:33is to not wear a silly jacket.
15:35Farewell.
15:37Uh, can I help?
15:38No, no, it's fine.
15:38Are you sure?
15:41Hmm.
15:44I got a hold of the others.
15:45They'll be here in 48 hours.
15:48That's great.
15:49What's with the records?
15:52That woman stole my wallet with so much finesse,
15:54she put David Copperfield to shame.
15:57She gave me a couple records,
15:58chatted me out,
15:59and pushed me ever so slightly to create a diversion.
16:01Not once, but twice.
16:02She managed to check both my pant pockets
16:04and took it effortlessly.
16:06It levitated.
16:08Never touched me.
16:09True expert.
16:11And what was in it?
16:12Nothing really.
16:13Six or seven hundred euros.
16:17Hey,
16:18theft with prestidigitation is an art form.
16:20Sure.
16:21I'm more than happy to pay for it.
16:22Naturally.
16:23What do you mean?
16:24It's either that or you're looking forward
16:26to getting your wallet back.
16:39After the heist in Paris,
16:40Bruce was both enchanted and confused by Kayla.
16:50She was the thirty-fourth woman he'd kissed in his life,
16:54and she ignited desires in him he never felt before with anyone else.
16:59He loved waiting for her at the hairdressers,
17:03or going to the movies with her not knowing what he was going to see.
17:07And one day,
17:08while looking at a Christmas display in a store window,
17:10he said something he'd never said before.
17:13Want to move in together?
17:18Yes!
17:22Two weeks into living with her,
17:23he noticed he had absolutely no intention of running away.
17:26Bruce realized he was deeply in love with her.
17:30And the old Bruce was gone.
17:33He even threw a goodbye party for his old self.
17:48He invited his friends, his family, and people from his hometown.
17:52Over fifteen hundred people attended.
18:00During the big bash,
18:01Bruce bid farewell to the party animal inside him.
18:04He said goodbye to alcohol,
18:05reggaeton,
18:06and one-night stands.
18:17The two appeared as the bride and groom on a wedding cake.
18:20He stood proudly by her side.
18:22He was thrilled to declare to everyone
18:24how committed he was to Kayla.
18:27But tell me where we are,
18:28if you don't care,
18:29it will be because we are...
18:46But as Bruce was turning his back on his wild life,
18:50Kayla,
18:51quite paradoxically,
18:52was being seduced right.
19:03Sometimes a random encounter can drag you straight to the depths of hell.
19:26Roy also got to discover life in a relationship.
19:31But unlike Bruce and Kayla,
19:32his experience was epic right from the start.
19:40They first lived in a secluded cabin,
19:42cut off from the rest of the world like a couple of Roberts and Crusos.
19:50Some nights,
19:51they would set up a mattress outside to gaze at the shooting stars together.
19:56They'd even sleep out there on occasion.
19:59They were so happy.
20:01Cameron would say that when you're happy,
20:03you can sleep pretty much anywhere.
20:06eventually,
20:07they grew bored of the countryside,
20:09they lived wherever they wanted to,
20:12however they wanted to.
20:19But something must have gone wrong along the way.
20:22They showed up separately,
20:24and none of us saw them speaking to each other.
20:43Everyone had their love story,
20:45including me.
20:46But mine was more of a romance with Damien.
20:50When the adrenaline of the Paris heist wore off,
20:53Damien returned to an empty house to face his loneliness.
20:56He obsessively tried to avoid his fate by all means possible,
20:58so he taught longer classes,
21:01and extended his tutorials.
21:04He even signed up for the Teacher's Paddleball League.
21:08But try as he would,
21:09there was always that moment when the university shut off its lights.
21:14I had bought a suitcase and a one-way ticket to Singapore to meet with Camille.
21:19But I kept seeing this guy lurking by my house every night.
21:23He'd even double park in the street when he couldn't find a spot,
21:26and when he'd see me go by,
21:28he'd pretend to bump into me.
21:30What a coincidence.
21:31What a coincidence.
21:33I was on my way to the supermarkets at one of the universities closed now.
21:37You want to grab a beer?
21:38Or catch a movie?
21:40We could go for Korea.
21:42I came to realize my friend desperately needed me to take him on a trip
21:45to get his sob story off his chest.
21:47And it worked.
21:50He told me all about it in Vancouver.
21:53In Arizona.
21:55In Tulum.
21:56He continued to tell me about it in Medellin.
21:59In Rio de Janeiro.
22:01He didn't get off the topic for a second during our trip,
22:04until we got to Argentina.
22:09There.
22:10In Patagonia.
22:12In front of a spectacular glacier crumbling to pieces into the sea.
22:16Much like his life,
22:17he understood it was time to pick up the pieces.
22:19How about we go home?
22:27Okay, now that we have all the details, we can begin.
22:32I assume you're all wondering why we're here in Seville.
22:36We've been hired to steal this portrait,
22:38The Lady with an Ehrman, painted by Leonardo da Vinci in 1489.
22:42It's estimated to be worth over 300 million euros.
22:45It's currently at the Czartoryski Museum in Krakow.
22:48In ten days, it'll be shipped over here to Seville for an expo on the Renaissance.
22:51But, we're not going to do it.
22:54Allow me.
22:57For now, our main focus is not going to be what we steal, but from whom.
23:04Alvaro Hermoso de Medina is the person who wants us to carry out this disgraceful task.
23:08And, um, back to you.
23:12This man is the heir of a lineage of Spanish nobles,
23:15and he lives in one of the most prestigious palaces in Seville.
23:18The property spreads over 8,000 square meters.
23:20There are cloisters, gardens, stables, even a church.
23:24As far as we know, he has a cellar filled with world-famous sherry,
23:27and there's a ranch to breed fighting bulls.
23:29When it comes to bullfighting, he's a virtuoso.
23:30But, why would an aristocrat from such a noble lineage,
23:34with a palace and all, want a stolen piece of art?
23:38I asked him the exact same question.
23:40The Lady with an Ermine is an alluring painting because it's gorgeous,
23:43but it's also worth a tremendous amount of money.
23:46It's priceless, really, is it for you, or...
23:49Or would you like to trade it on the black market?
24:01Well, I don't think that's any of your business.
24:04Let's just say that I want it for myself,
24:08as the holy grail of my collection.
24:13Understood.
24:15I would love to see it.
24:17Well, surely you'll understand it for reasons of security,
24:22or rather, for a logical reason.
24:25I'd rather not show a professional like you its location.
24:31That collection is what we're going after.
24:34What's in it?
24:35What do you mean?
24:39A collection?
24:41We don't know for the moment.
24:46Are you fucking kidding me right now?
24:49You're against robbing the vault of the Bank of Marbella
24:51because we don't know what's in there.
24:52But now you want us to steal a mystery collection.
24:54It makes no sense at all.
24:55For all we know, it's a stamp collection.
24:57Or he collects tons of coins from around the world.
25:00Or it's Amphrey.
25:03Amphrey.
25:03No one requesting one of Da Vinci's masterpieces
25:06would store it with lesser pieces.
25:07If it's the cherry, imagine the damn cake.
25:11I have a feeling that the collection is a real treasure.
25:14It's extraordinary.
25:15The treasure that brought you here to Seville
25:17is that jewel of a duchess.
25:19I saw you with her in San Sebastian.
25:21You were flirting and giggling with her on the stairs.
25:23You made us take a boat all the way from the Cantabrian coast
25:26through the Atlantic to Seville
25:27for the promise of a date with her.
25:30I think what's really going on here
25:32is you're pissed off she lured you here
25:34just to meet her husband.
25:36Robberies require surgical precision.
25:38Not the rage of a scorned man
25:40who wants to screw over a duke.
25:41You want to put us at risk
25:42for a plan you haven't thought out at all
25:45out of ego and your arrogance.
25:49And you?
25:49What?
25:50Do you want me to share with them
25:52what you thought of?
25:55He wants to dig a hole
25:56and make me go through it to steal safes
25:58with a plumber's blowtorch
26:00and you want it to happen over Christmas
26:02all because you have no one
26:04to enjoy the holidays with.
26:10Okay, hang on.
26:11How about this?
26:12Whoever wants to help our friend Damien
26:14with his plan can go ahead
26:15and get off this boat right now.
26:17Please get your things and leave.
26:19And whoever wants to find out
26:20what exactly is in the duke's collection
26:24can stay here.
26:29Very well then.
26:33I'm going to stay as well.
26:34We'll steal that collection together.
26:36And then whoever wants to join me
26:37can take part in the bank heist.
26:39That way we'll find out whose plan was better.
26:48Wow.
26:50This city is stunning.
26:52Even more so at night
26:53when all is quiet
26:54and the suffocating heat lets up.
26:57The scent of orange blossom
26:58still perfumes the air.
27:01Breathe it in raw, you'll see.
27:03Smell that?
27:05Yeah, I do.
27:06Truly lovely.
27:07Sir?
27:08Where are we going?
27:09I need to see if you've lost your abilities
27:10over the past few months.
27:13Open that door, please.
27:15Do it.
27:25Fantastic.
27:34This one as well.
27:37Sir?
27:38This is linked to that collection, am I right?
27:40What collection?
27:43You know, the dukes.
27:44Somewhat tangentially, maybe.
27:46Come on, come on.
28:01How marvelous.
28:03I've got it from here.
28:05It's best if you go join your other colleagues
28:06out on the ship, all right?
28:07Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
28:19come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
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28:22come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
28:29come on, come on, come on, come on
28:37I don't know.
29:06I don't know.
29:57I don't know.
30:00I don't know.
30:03I don't know.
30:05I don't know.
30:06Why are you in my house?
30:07I'm here to reclaim my wallet.
30:10You should have rung the doorbell like everyone else.
30:12Next time I'll aim for one of your eyes.
30:27Damien, I think I've got something.
30:30I just pulled all the Duke's tax returns and he has three main companies.
30:33The Gattle Ranch, Hermoso Wineries, and a boat rental service.
30:37He's got a bunch of luxury charter yachts.
30:39They're high-end, like if you're not loaded, forget it.
30:42Is this useful?
30:43I have no idea, Cameron.
30:46The fact that he runs charter yachts in the A-Class doesn't lead me to believe he's hiding
30:49some enigmatic treasure of a collection.
30:52I feel like a substitute teacher right now.
30:54You know, the language teacher stopped replacing the physics teacher on sick leave.
30:57This isn't even the heist I had in mind.
31:00So, looks like I just found something.
31:02Come see if you want.
31:04I hacked into his emails, messages, invoices, bank accounts, purchases, orders.
31:08Great.
31:09You found out all that Duke's dirty secrets.
31:12In 99, the Duke had some very strange work done on his country estate about 40 kilometers
31:15outside of Seville.
31:16A sort of tunnel from his house to the wineries.
31:18So there's an actual train that goes from his mansion to the cellars without leaving his
31:21house to board it.
31:23A little weird, no?
31:24Cool.
31:28That's not the only weird thing.
31:29In 2000, just one year later, the Duke moved everything from that winery to the one he
31:33has in Jerez de la Frontera.
31:35Close the one on the estate.
31:36I think it's safe to say it's fishy to have a train that commutes to a closed business.
31:42In his 2000 tax return, he had a million euro bill deducted.
31:46From Nitex Private Security, a security company based out of Geneva.
31:50It's made out to the estate's address.
31:53It's the company in charge of security at Sotheby's and the Louvre.
31:56There's a mansion on their website.
32:01And why would anyone invest to that extent to protect an empty winery, complete with a
32:05trade that leads directly to his own mansion?
32:07If the Duke really has a collection of great value, it's definitely in there.
32:19As you were, everyone.
32:22Where's Berlin?
32:23I just want to go back to my cabin.
32:24He can take over and leave his own investigation.
32:26Yeah.
32:27We went out for a walk around Seville for a while.
32:30Just walking around.
32:31Walking around, sure.
32:32Yeah.
32:33He stayed out is all.
32:34Tell me, did you happen to take a stroll at the patio de bandera square?
32:38Yes.
32:39Number 22?
32:41Yeah.
32:42First floor, right?
32:43Yes.
32:44Oh, fuck me.
32:46First a treasure leading to the collection.
32:48Now he chases a woman who throws records out her window.
32:50I'm going to call her that night.
33:02It's painful.
33:03I know.
33:11Could you get this charming little fellow out of the bed for a moment?
33:15Why would I do that?
33:17Bunnies aren't exactly hygienic in such circumstances.
33:20My pomelo is a very clean bunny.
33:21Ow!
33:22He's a vulnerable animal.
33:23Cries a lot.
33:23Breaks my heart.
33:24Alright.
33:25Let's do the other.
33:26Careful, please.
33:29I got it.
33:30So tell me, is this how you welcome men to your home with gunfire?
33:34Thing is, you weren't invited.
33:37Besides, I thought you were someone else.
33:39Yeah?
33:40My boyfriend.
33:41My former boyfriend.
33:43He broke in to steal a shoebox that had 6,000 euros in it.
33:46He also knew I kept all my savings in a cookie jar.
33:48But he didn't get his hands on it.
33:50I thought he was back to try to take it again.
33:52Okay, mystery salt.
33:53Listen, if you return my wallet, I could take you out to dinner.
33:57Or, how about breakfast?
33:59Much better.
33:59Well, that's not possible.
34:01Why not?
34:01Because your wallet was in the shoebox.
34:04Hmm.
34:06But you know what?
34:08Since he managed to steal your wallet and my money too, you're gonna come with me to get it back.
34:13Sound good to you?
34:14Alright, if you insist on it.
34:17Here you can wear my boyfriend's t-shirt.
34:19Me? Wear a t-shirt?
34:20No.
34:21Impossible.
34:26Do you have any children?
34:35Me?
34:36No.
34:44No.
34:47You hungry?
34:47You want a chocolate bar from the store or something?
34:49No thanks.
34:50All good.
34:50Saving my appetite for breakfast.
34:51Okay.
35:33I'll sit.
35:34Alright.
35:35I'm good to go.
35:39Ah, one of my things.
35:46I'm wearing my pants.
36:08We'll pull over there.
36:10I'll go wherever you go here.
36:17We're going wherever you go.
36:33Center So FARLS
36:36Slap, l was up and down!
36:39From a hĂŽtel of luxury...
36:41...with two in 2010!
37:11Can I help you?
37:19Enjoy your meal.
37:20Thanks, Candela.
37:20You won't know what hit you.
37:22Time to have some fun with you.
37:29Hey, where's my money?
37:31You want me to believe you're not there?
37:34You're tucked into bed?
37:37How about we wake you up, then?
37:43What? Are you sleeping?
37:44Time to wake up, dear.
37:49Maybe this will wake you up.
38:15What are you doing, Candela?
38:17Open the door!
38:18Open it!
38:19Candela!
38:20Candela, you're going to kill me!
38:21Open up!
38:22God, Candela, the tank's finished.
38:23Whoa, come on!
38:23Listen, I need that shoebox you stole from me before anything else.
38:26What are you talking about?
38:27I didn't steal anything.
38:28Oh, yeah, sure you didn't.
38:29You never do anything wrong.
38:30Just like you never cheated on me with your cousin.
38:31Candela, I swear you nothing happened with my cousin.
38:34I swear my life!
38:35Yeah.
38:35Candela, open up!
38:36All right, take a step back and I will.
38:49Hey!
38:49You better stay out of this, okay?
38:51Get away.
38:52This concerns only us.
38:53Get closer.
38:55Stick your head out and swear to me you didn't sleep with her.
38:59I swear to you, open the door, fuck!
39:01You're full of shit.
39:03I saw how you were looking at your cousin, all right?
39:06You're denying it like Judas.
39:07She's like my sister.
39:08Don't worry, I grew up with her.
39:10But you liked it when she got on your bike and rubbed her tits on you, huh?
39:12And going to the pool with her, right?
39:14She'd get up on your shoulders and her pussy would cradle your neck for all to see.
39:18Get your head out of there and look at me.
39:20Now!
39:21It's about to explode, Candela, for fuck's sake!
39:23Oh, please, stop saying it's going to explode.
39:24I'm not done yet.
39:25What about shopping for her wedding dress with her?
39:27Who does that?
39:28She could have gone with her mom, her sister, her friend, huh?
39:31Why don't you?
39:31It makes no sense.
39:33What do you think you're doing with that house?
39:34Please help me!
39:35Get any closer and I'll hit you with this!
39:36Candela, this is insane!
39:37Why do this?
39:38Stay away or I'll hit you!
39:39You're going to regret this!
39:40No, I never have any regrets.
39:42Candela!
39:43Move away!
39:43Please stop!
39:44Listen!
39:46All of you listen!
39:47Nothing is going on here, okay?
39:48Just calm down, this will all be over really soon.
39:50You don't get any closer with that water.
39:52And you!
39:52Come on, please!
39:54What's wrong?
39:54You couldn't resist her in that white dress.
39:56You know it's true.
39:57Come out!
39:58I can't see you through the smoke!
39:59Candela, please stop!
40:00I'm begging you!
40:02Did you fuck her that day?
40:04Tell me.
40:07Did you fuck her that day, yes or no?
40:10All right.
40:12I did.
40:13But just that one time, Candela, I was completely in love with you.
40:18For real.
40:19I'm sorry I hurt you.
40:22Sorry I hurt you.
40:22I'm so sorry.
40:24I'm sorry.
40:27That makes two of us.
40:30Candela!
40:33Candela!
40:34Candela!
40:34Candela!
40:34All right, show's over now.
40:38Candela!
40:39Oh, oh, oh, oh
40:44Oh, oh, oh, oh
41:07I'm the time to wish on stars
41:10You alright?
41:12Yeah. I'm doing great.
41:14I'm glad I turned my back on that crap.
41:16You must think I'm a raging lunatic, right?
41:19Why? For shooting me in the chest or setting the RV on fire?
41:23We sort of had fun through it, though. I mean, even Pomelo thinks you're great. Okay, it was a little
41:28much to pour gasoline on the RV like that, I know.
41:30Not at all. I thought you showed courage.
41:33Really?
41:36Love should end with the same force as when you fell into it. People wither away with long farewells. A
41:41lot of them spend months or even years trying to muster up the courage to part ways, and sometimes they
41:47never get around to doing it.
41:48That's really sad. It's actually making me angry.
41:51Few things are more tragic than understanding that your love story is over.
41:55That it's slowly wasting away, and resorting to excuses like having a headache to avoid touching each other.
42:01Or even worse, you pretend everything's alright until one morning, three years down the road, you just can't do it
42:07anymore.
42:08And you say it. Then the separation begins. You put all of the other's belongings into perfectly packed boxes.
42:13I don't do that. I'm more of a throw-the-shit-out-the-window kind of girl.
42:17I get it. If you come into someone's life by flinging the door wide open, odds are you're going to
42:21slam it shut when you leave.
42:26Well, here we are.
42:30That t-shirt would have come in handy.
42:34Hang on, I'll help you.
42:35Just take it easy.
42:52Good evening, officer.
42:53Good evening. Where are you coming from?
42:56We went to visit with a friend and son, Roke.
43:02Your car smells like gasoline.
43:04Probably because I just filled the tank.
43:07Okay.
43:16Shut off the engine.
43:22License and registration of the vehicle, please.
43:24Certainly. One moment.
43:25Simon Love, give me the papers from the glove compartment.
43:38I also need your driver's license, ma'am.
43:41It's a mess in here. I'm having trouble finding you.
43:44It's always utter chaos in my purse.
43:46Man, this is really packed. I can't find anything for the life of me.
43:49I'm going to find too much stuff.
43:52I'll get it for you. Just a sec.
43:55Stay in the vehicle.
44:03Why did all this have to happen tonight? What's going on?
44:08I've got a blue sedan.
44:12Here's your wallet.
44:14What? I still had it in here. I forgot to take it out.
44:18I'm giving it back in case they ask for your ID, too.
44:20They probably will.
44:22And why do you think they'll feel the need to check mine?
44:25Because I don't have a license and this car's not mine.
44:28And by that, I mean it's stolen.
44:31Yeah, I kind of figured that out seeing as you hotwired the car to start it.
44:37Looks like we've been sandwiched.
44:39What?
44:42Wonderful. Great. My God.
44:44If they catch me again with a stolen car, they'll lock me up for four years.
44:46But if I run, I'll risk six.
44:48What do you recommend?
44:50A bird in the hand or two in the bush?
44:52I've got you.
44:54What are you doing?
44:58Let's switch places.
45:00Two in the bush, huh?
45:23The license plate matches a stolen vehicle report.
45:25The car is stolen. I repeat, the car is stolen.
45:30Rock and roll.