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Celebrity Traitors Season 1 Episode 9.
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00:00:00Faithful and that I have survived to see my final breakfast.
00:00:04Wow, wow, wow.
00:00:06It has been the most overwhelming experience.
00:00:09I did worry that, you know, when the game first started,
00:00:12and I helped Celia in that twist.
00:00:14Shield! Yes!
00:00:15I thought that it'd maybe put a target on my back.
00:00:18Nobody's put Nick Ford before, have they?
00:00:20But I'm still here.
00:00:22I have loved it. There's been times where it's felt difficult, frustrating.
00:00:27I can't believe it.
00:00:28But overwhelmingly, it's just been absolutely thrilling.
00:00:32How's Nick done that?
00:00:34However, because this is the last day,
00:00:36I think you have to speak up. You can't sit back now.
00:00:40My gut is saying that Kat is a traitor.
00:00:44And, you know, I've lasted this far. I really want to win now.
00:00:52Come in.
00:00:54Who is it? Hey, Kat. Hello.
00:00:56How are you? It felt very weird sitting here on my own.
00:00:58Just looking at the painting board and just seeing how mad it is,
00:01:02how many people have gone.
00:01:04I know.
00:01:05It feels amazing to be in the first ever Traitors Celebrity Final.
00:01:10I've surprised myself that I could be a traitor and be quite a good one.
00:01:14You're not a traitor.
00:01:16No, I don't think you are.
00:01:17They're not going to know what hits them.
00:01:18But also the confidence I'm growing in myself every single day.
00:01:21La, la, la.
00:01:23I do struggle with socialising.
00:01:25You love making drinks, don't you?
00:01:27It's kind of like exposure therapy, being around this many people.
00:01:31I'd like to speak.
00:01:33I've made some real friends in here.
00:01:35I started to feel quite sad having to murder them.
00:01:38I'm not happy with you.
00:01:40Sorry, Lucy.
00:01:41You're OK.
00:01:43You're nearly halfway, darling.
00:01:45Me and Alan are doing great together.
00:01:47Two Traitors in the final.
00:01:48We are not going to throw each other under the bus.
00:01:51Traitors for life.
00:01:52I've come a very long way.
00:01:54I'm just trying not to slip up at the last hurdle.
00:01:57We're in the final.
00:01:58I know.
00:01:59It's been quite a journey.
00:02:01Hello, hello, hello.
00:02:03Hello, Alan.
00:02:05Look at that outfit.
00:02:07Oh.
00:02:08I love this.
00:02:09See the shoes?
00:02:10Oh.
00:02:11Yes.
00:02:12With clasps on.
00:02:13Oh, my God.
00:02:14I'm in the final.
00:02:15I mean, let's face it, I have worked hard.
00:02:19It's definitely had a jet wash.
00:02:22I started this game a bit of a nervous wreck.
00:02:25The turret's up that way, love.
00:02:27I'll see you up there.
00:02:28Oh, my God.
00:02:29Please.
00:02:30I've thrown some really good friends under the bus.
00:02:34You've got a bit of hair in your face.
00:02:35No.
00:02:36I've murdered national treasures in plain sight.
00:02:40Partying is such sweet sorrow, Celia.
00:02:43I'm clearly a better liar and a better traitor than I thought I was.
00:02:49Oh, I wish she hadn't got that shield.
00:02:50I would have killed her off.
00:02:52The one thing I've learned about my whole traitor's experience is I'm a fighter.
00:02:56I've got you.
00:02:57Hurry up, you dickhead.
00:02:58Oh, my God.
00:02:59Oh, no, it's a rock.
00:03:01I'm quite good at creating chaos.
00:03:04You're telling me, you've said to Claudia, I'll just be a faithful.
00:03:08It is the final and we've still got two traitors left.
00:03:12I am a faithful.
00:03:15I am.
00:03:16My game plan is to use my powers of persuasion.
00:03:21You can trust me and not to mess it up.
00:03:24Bring it on.
00:03:25It's been so surreal, so unique.
00:03:28It really is.
00:03:29Wonderful.
00:03:30Infuriating.
00:03:31Yeah.
00:03:32It's been everything.
00:03:33It's been absolutely everything.
00:03:34Come in.
00:03:36Hello.
00:03:37Yes.
00:03:38Hello.
00:03:39Hi, Joe.
00:03:40Did you ever think...
00:03:41What?
00:03:42In general?
00:03:43No.
00:03:44I have thoughts.
00:03:45Yes.
00:03:46Let me finish the sentence.
00:03:47Okay.
00:03:48Did you ever think you'd be in the final?
00:03:50Not in a million years.
00:03:52None of us did.
00:03:53None of us did.
00:03:54It is good.
00:03:55How cool is it?
00:03:56Never thought I would make it past day one.
00:04:01I'm knackered but I have a shield.
00:04:03Let alone get to the final.
00:04:06Give it some.
00:04:07Yeah!
00:04:08Don't get up!
00:04:09What do you mean don't get up?
00:04:10It's been a bonkers journey.
00:04:13From the start where I was pretty intimidated by the celebrity names.
00:04:19Didn't know how to really behave around people.
00:04:22I just don't think I'm going to go to the round table.
00:04:25Oh.
00:04:26Being the ringleader of the first traitor banishment.
00:04:28I can't get my head to stop thinking about you, Jonathan.
00:04:32I have been all through the game completely faithful.
00:04:35To the traitors!
00:04:37Yeah!
00:04:38I'd started to change my behaviour a little bit and open up to the group.
00:04:44I miss you, mate.
00:04:45I trust you implicitly.
00:04:46Likewise.
00:04:47Being in the traitors final is way more stressful than play over England.
00:04:54Yay!
00:04:55My gut feeling is that Cat and Alan are the traitors.
00:05:00But actually when it comes down to it, Nick, he's the only one.
00:05:04I'm really, really confident of being a faithful.
00:05:08I can stop!
00:05:10All bets are off.
00:05:11I want to win it.
00:05:12Just got to work out how.
00:05:14I know, but we should be really proud of ourselves.
00:05:17We should!
00:05:18I am buzzing!
00:05:19Come in, David!
00:05:20Oh, yeah!
00:05:21Surprise, surprise!
00:05:22Surprise, surprise!
00:05:23Hello!
00:05:24I'm completely amazed that I've got this far into the game.
00:05:32Never thought I'd get past the first few banishments or murders.
00:05:36Never thought I'd survive the chests of chance.
00:05:38And never dreamed I'd be in the final.
00:05:40I've put down Nico.
00:05:42I'm a faithful.
00:05:43I totally underestimated how difficult this game is.
00:05:47I totally underestimated what it is like to be at the round table.
00:05:51Steven.
00:05:52A faithful.
00:05:55To be on the missions.
00:05:56It's one thing watching this on TV.
00:05:58It is a totally different thing living this game.
00:06:01Mind your feet!
00:06:02My strategy of trying to look for behaviors hasn't got me anywhere.
00:06:07I think we're all holding back because we've just loved being with each other.
00:06:10This has been an amazing experience with some wonderful people.
00:06:13That we've built real friendships here.
00:06:15I just didn't think I'd have so much fun.
00:06:18If you're playing a game, the best case scenario is that you win.
00:06:23But whatever happens, we're leaving the castle as a group of friends.
00:06:26That's just, that's kind of wonderful.
00:06:28I hope whatever the mission is today, we can have as much fun as we have in all of them.
00:06:34Oh, we have to.
00:06:35Because it's been the best part of the journey.
00:06:47Hi, Claudia.
00:06:48Hello.
00:06:49Hello.
00:06:50Hello.
00:06:51It's your final breakfast.
00:06:53I know.
00:06:54I know.
00:06:55How lovely to enjoy breakfast knowing nobody's been murdered.
00:06:58Yes.
00:06:59And the final five.
00:07:01It started with 19 players.
00:07:04And it's you.
00:07:06Well done.
00:07:07You've absolutely smashed it.
00:07:09Tonight the game will end and your fates will be decided.
00:07:13So, today, question everything and everyone.
00:07:19But first, a mission.
00:07:21Yes.
00:07:22And it's a big one.
00:07:23And one more thing.
00:07:24Oh, no.
00:07:25Sorry.
00:07:26I lost my train of thought.
00:07:28Oh, my train!
00:07:30Oh, no!
00:07:31Has she said that wrong?
00:07:33Isn't it trail of thought?
00:07:35Train of thought.
00:07:36I lost my train of thought.
00:07:37No, it's train of thought.
00:07:38Do you think it was trail, Joe?
00:07:40Yeah.
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Yeah.
00:07:44Library.
00:07:45If you want, yeah.
00:07:47I'm really going to miss this view.
00:07:53It's gorgeous.
00:07:54What an experience.
00:07:55It feels almost wrong to be talking about who we think's going to get banished.
00:08:00Yeah.
00:08:01Because you can't help but just be reflective on the experience.
00:08:05Mm-hmm.
00:08:06I just haven't got the energy to work out as a writer.
00:08:08I'm suspicious of you.
00:08:09I'm suspicious of everybody.
00:08:10Everybody.
00:08:11We have to be.
00:08:12Yeah, we have to.
00:08:13Well, it's got to be one of us.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15Or two of us.
00:08:17Kat got some heat from Nick last night.
00:08:21And, obviously, our strategy has to change.
00:08:25Me and Kat just have to stay strong and not slip up.
00:08:32I've been thinking all night how we play this out.
00:08:37Before we enter endgame...
00:08:39There's a banish...
00:08:40There's a round table.
00:08:41There is a banishment.
00:08:42I mean, look, I voted for Kat, so I think I would vote for Kat in that.
00:08:47Let's assume Kat and Alan are going to go with David, because I think they will.
00:08:52Option one, I could go for David and then David's gone.
00:08:56But that's almost like a sacrifice in another faithful.
00:09:00The other option to that is actually we get round David today to say, this is what we're
00:09:06thinking.
00:09:07We go with getting rid of Kat.
00:09:10There's different scenarios we have.
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:14But, ultimately, the only way I'm ending the game is if I'm in the final two with you.
00:09:21Ideally, Kat would be banished first.
00:09:23I think Joe might go with me and vote for Kat.
00:09:26But a tiny, tiny bit of me is telling me not to completely, utterly believe that Joe Marla
00:09:33is a faithful.
00:09:34Alan, there's a question mark over.
00:09:36Hello.
00:09:37I'm more inclined to say David's a faithful than Alan.
00:09:40I don't know.
00:09:42I think we have to work on the basis that there were three traitors.
00:09:45Mm.
00:09:46So, obviously, we've got Jonathan.
00:09:48Ideally, we would banish the person who we banish.
00:09:51She's, you know, who takes them down to court.
00:09:53I hope they're a traitor, but we'll never know.
00:09:56So then there's four of us left.
00:09:58But then it's like, what to do?
00:10:00I forgot about the round table.
00:10:02I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:03It's important you don't forget that, though, Alan.
00:10:05Well, let me know.
00:10:06If I'm not there at the seat at the round table, come and find me in the castle.
00:10:10It's awesome.
00:10:16It's time for the final mission.
00:10:18This is the last chance for the players to add money to the prize pot
00:10:22for the winner's chosen charity.
00:10:24Final mission!
00:10:26Come on!
00:10:35I'm hoping it's like a steam train,
00:10:37cos I won't be happy with, like, you know, the 2.42 from Inverness.
00:10:40I want the full shebang.
00:10:43I'm more certain of you being faithful than I am.
00:10:46Than you are of yourself.
00:10:48Don't think you can do that.
00:10:52This is our last chance to get a whole lot of money.
00:10:54Yeah.
00:10:55Traitor, faithful, who cares?
00:10:56Let's just get lots of money, yeah?
00:10:58Absolutely.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:03All right, what's going on here?
00:11:04Hang on.
00:11:09That's the train station.
00:11:10station
00:11:25hi hello gloria welcome to your final mission you have had some epic missions haven't you
00:11:35yeah that is nothing compared to this if you are successful today you will add an extraordinary
00:11:4620 000 pounds to the prize fund wow so how are you going to do that
00:11:52wow i've never seen a steam train before in my life except on tv which was fun
00:12:07felt like i was transported back in time
00:12:09that is excellent timing yeah players this is the traitor's express an express
00:12:24is the right word to use because to be successful in today's mission you are going to have to be
00:12:31fast very soon you are going to board the train there are five carriages in the back carriage
00:12:40there are four locked crates each crate contains five thousand pounds worth of gold in each carriage
00:12:52there is a key
00:12:56retrieve the key and get to the end this train stops at the end of the line in exactly 20 minutes
00:13:06so you have to find the keys unlock the crates and get the gold in 20 minutes
00:13:14in those crates there's gold that's lovely there is also explosives oh my god
00:13:22when the train stops get the gold get off the train and come to me before the crates explode oh my
00:13:34god oh my gosh claudia players are you ready for the most exciting commute of your lives yes yes
00:13:42okay i've always wanted to say this all aboard okay oh my goodness good luck there's no other options
00:13:48to commute you're going to be all right okay why are you slamming it like that
00:13:58listen i love a steam train but not when it's packed with explosives
00:14:03there's me thinking it's going to be like the orange express but actually um it's more like that film
00:14:08speed
00:14:08the murdered all right here we go guys here we go oh my god look at this so we're looking for a key
00:14:17okay so there's portraits oh it's joe we saw paintings of all of the players that me and alan
00:14:26have murdered were little rip signs why why is there a hole in this so we're looking for a key
00:14:34oh key you found it it's in it so a combination there must be a code what's the code leg five we
00:14:40could see the key which had been you know padlocked sharp with a kind of combination lock celia is it
00:14:46celia do you spell her name maybe yeah celia oh there's no c unless it's an anagram of celia hang on
00:14:54r-i-p r-i-p r-i-p players two minutes have gone how many minutes two minutes have gone already
00:15:01claudia don't do this to me please it took us forever oh hang on roof a r-o-l
00:15:12p roll roll roll it was not a good start for us we can't fail on the first one we were just really
00:15:20struggling to work out what the code was r-i-p it's three letters ah rest in peace ah peace r-i-p-c-i
00:15:30peace peace all right shut up no no no
00:15:37hang on look at where the rips are there were slight rips in the pictures and i went r-i-p r-i-p r-i-p rip
00:15:47tear oh yes oh good excellent he scrabbled at each of the paintings and behind them were a series of
00:15:58letters oh my god of course rick there's an e on them that one d what's that one uh t is it death d ea t
00:16:08h yes maybe yeah try it this is an a that's an a and an h it's definitely death push it pull it
00:16:13yes yes yes yes put it in your pouch put it in my pouch everyone it's in my pouch
00:16:25okay the banished banished okay you can do this but time is running out we've got to speed up guys
00:16:30we've got to speed up okay here we go tamika kate allen oh wow it's our actual ones carriage two
00:16:39everyone's spots are actual slates that we'd used at the round tables oh right where's the key number
00:16:44of votes for the banished the number of votes for the banished oh okay right oh hang on let's count
00:16:50them yeah so someone pick a name tamika right i've got all the jonathans it was another combination
00:16:56lock we had to put in the number of votes for the banished so jonathan tamika you got mark yeah
00:17:03there's mark oh god there's loads here quicker quicker yeah yeah quicker quicker we wasted a lot
00:17:08of time so it was a race against the clock one two there's a nick three four i was going up and looking
00:17:17high on the racks to make sure we haven't missed any sleep 57 58 another one for claire 58 i think it must
00:17:24be 58 let's just check all the ones we've got yeah i think it must be 58 i've put 0 5 8 it's not 58.
00:17:29okay you're joking mate we tried 58 originally but it was wrong the lock wouldn't open any more and we
00:17:36had a recount ah i've got it oh let's go finally 61 worked it was such a relief because we haven't got much
00:17:46time left open the door nearly lose control of my bowels not to charles no way
00:18:07okay okay quick find the key i did not see that coming we were outside i could see cows i could see
00:18:17a river where's the key hang on we gotta undo the chain right okay where's it tied to in front of us
00:18:26were two coffins with chains wrapped around them and we had to get the key that was inside where's
00:18:32the start if paloma's in here that's a really good sport hang on i've got it here well done
00:18:38it's all one chain yeah it's all one chain unwrap it that way we had to unchain these coffins
00:18:46well done though i say we joe marla mainly unchained the coffins he was like the strongest man alive
00:18:54turn it down no no okay undo that bit i led a little bit here because i was happy to lose a finger
00:19:04are we open it up yeah oh well the things that uh
00:19:10for the funeral lucy lucy and the apollo oh right where's the key hang on we gotta open that one
00:19:17open the next coffin come on can we have a time check please six minutes left six minutes left six
00:19:25minutes six minutes hang on we've wasted so much time in carriage one and i was thinking we're never
00:19:32going to do this it's a screw hang on come on hang on let's go quick put it in my bum bag put in me
00:19:49bum bag hang on we ain't got time for your bum bag what's this what are we looking for just a key
00:19:58i guess just a mad scrabble what are we doing just have a look all right shut up i'm only here
00:20:04the fourth carriage there was just sort of like big bowels of coal we're looking for keys yeah
00:20:10we just had to simply dig and try and find that key oh here we go
00:20:15oh it's not me oh what's that what's that what's that sorry you keep doing it
00:20:27i'm gonna hold it up with my head players you've got three minutes left three minutes to go guys come
00:20:33on when we found out we have three minutes left it was half panic half adrenaline we were so close and
00:20:39then obviously we had the threat of the explosion we've got to get the money yeah yeah we need to
00:20:44get the money the clock was ticking we did think shall we just go and bank the money with the three
00:20:50keys and forget about the four can i get in here come on nick was determined to find that key he fully
00:20:58got in the crate it was like a cat litter yeah let's go on the key let's go on the key let's go
00:21:06players one minute left you're nearing the end of the line one minute left come on
00:21:14what number is that alan just give us what's number i've got three in my bag four this is number one
00:21:20number two number two five thousand five thousand five thousand five thousand the train is here
00:21:2820 000 pounds yes yes yes at that point we had less than 30 seconds
00:21:34it's gonna blow go go go go come to me let's go come on come on come on come on
00:21:40come on come on come on it's gonna blow get out i'm just running out come on come on
00:21:58come on
00:22:00guys you did it yeah yeah i can't believe it how did you find it amazing amazing yeah it was amazing
00:22:28you work beautifully as a team you have added 20 000 pounds to the prize fund so your total
00:22:36is 87 500 pounds congratulations so what day here's the thing hasn't really begun because up next
00:22:49is your final round table i will see you at the castle but congratulations you just jumped off a
00:22:56train and then it exploded please get in your ride
00:23:11what a final mission to our last round table tonight yeah i'd love to know where david's head
00:23:16you find out where david's head's at and i'll find out where cat and alan are
00:23:19i'm dredging the round table because i think it's going to be intense i don't know if i'm prepared
00:23:26for how intense it's going to be but not like the others because we won't know oh so no one will have
00:23:31their speech to say guys you've really got egg on your face well exactly we won't know
00:23:36what a mission eh that was just crazy i'm so proud of you joe with those chains honestly you
00:23:50were so good i know but you yanked them i am weirdly quite hungry dumplings well this reminds me of
00:23:59school dinners please sir can i have some more were you around when um charles dickens was around
00:24:08don't choke
00:24:14david yes i'm not as loud as you think i love cat last night in the turret we made a pinky promise
00:24:24we're going to look after each other and we're not going to throw each other under the bus oh hello
00:24:30joe marla as long as joe thinks me and cat are faithfuls we can get rid of david we can get rid
00:24:37of nick just stick with joe because joe trusts us i've just got hope everything goes to plan
00:24:47how are you feeling about tonight i feel clueless the thing i wonder is whether people who voted
00:24:54for jonathan early on that that was part of a camouflage well that would be joe
00:25:03alan would be a complete guess yeah yeah it's amazing there's been so little suggestion that
00:25:10alan and it's weird because then like oh well maybe that's a clue but i have a question mark
00:25:16over alan but i'm gonna vote for cat because i voted for yesterday and there's been a couple of
00:25:20things i have suspected cat before yeah so um around the houses yeah and i've thought about
00:25:26everybody i have thought about cat as well are you a faithful david i promise you i'm faithful i always
00:25:33have been really yeah promise me i promise you absolutely my presumption is that cat and probably
00:25:44alan will vote for me so given all other strategies have failed i think i've got to make an alliance
00:25:50with nick if nick and i vote for cat then the deciding vote will be with joe marla which will be
00:25:58revealing one way or another what we're doing at the round table i thought we already knew what we're doing
00:26:05um the last time we spoke david you know jonathan's name came up again and again and again and again and
00:26:12then when we finally banished him we were like why didn't we do this sooner i know david's name
00:26:17has again again and again and again there is something there's something that's making everyone
00:26:24things suspicious if we're all in agreement my maths works this out three beats two doesn't it yeah
00:26:30regardless of if even if they both ganged up and went with one yeah poor old cat it's irrelevant
00:26:36it's irrelevant who david goes for yeah yeah he could go for me go for you let's stick together yeah
00:26:44my thoughts are still very much that cat and alan are the traitors but i've just formed this pact
00:26:51that we were going to banish david it's risky i know and it could backfire but i need to keep alan
00:26:57and cat on side so they don't see it coming and then we pull the rug from under their feet
00:27:03do you want any chocolate brought out oh yeah don't give me like a little bowl of maltesers
00:27:07okay fine maybe a fizzy okay i'll get a tray as well shall i shall i put my penny on yeah okay
00:27:13i know i feel bad for him but listen he's not going to change his mind we have to stay thick as
00:27:21thieves with him yeah that's what david david david david yeah don't throw me under the bus
00:27:27i'm not throwing you under the pinky promise we said in the tower we're winning it together yeah please
00:27:31yeah i'll be so disappointed in you i don't think joe is changing his mind if it goes to plan we're
00:27:37laughing exactly the end is in sight joe seems like he's on board with voting for david the ideal
00:27:43scenario we banish david then banish nick then end the game me and alan we've done so much together
00:27:51it could be a traitor's win as long as neither of us slip up
00:27:54are you are you coming to the tree they strung up a man they say who murdered three strange things
00:28:09did happen here no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree 19 celebrities
00:28:20arrived at this castle to play the ultimate murder mystery game and now we're down to just five three
00:28:28faithful and two traitors they're about to enter the round table for the last time and after this
00:28:36banishment we will have our final four going into the final round table my only kind of real hope
00:28:46is nick does what he's told me he's going to do which is to vote for cat i've not been very good
00:28:53at convincing myself someone's a faithful and making a pact with them and i may well be a lamb
00:28:58to the slaughter who's been hoodwinked by better players i'm so nervous for this round table i think
00:29:04it's going to be really intense nick might vote for me again but i'm ready to fight for this i've got my
00:29:10plan i'm hoping that i've done enough to get david out going into this final round table we've got to
00:29:17get them traitors so the faithful really do need to rally together now i've got a plan yeah i've got
00:29:23to hope and pray that i'm right if it goes the way i'm hoping it does then i get the deciding vote
00:29:31i've got to make a decision on whether to vote david or cat i don't know i don't know
00:29:37we're at the final round table we've got two traitors that have been traitors since the very
00:29:45beginning but i hate being this cocky i've just got to be so careful
00:29:57players this is it the final round table it takes real skill and resilience to make it this far
00:30:17so to each and every one of you well done
00:30:20the final prize fund then it stands at a staggering 87 500 pounds
00:30:32before this night ends one or more of you will be taking that money home to your chosen charity
00:30:41you will also leave with all of the glory remember if only faithful remain they share the pot
00:30:49but if there is still a traitor here they take it all a reminder the banished player will no longer
00:31:00reveal if they are a traitor or a faithful so from now on you are relying only on gut instinct
00:31:10so i ask you this and i really mean it who can you trust
00:31:18who is on your side players for the final time then the floor is yours
00:31:26i feel like we're a little family and this is really hard i know but no we've got to do this yeah
00:31:42yeah do we think there's one or two traitors left what do we think i think two i think it's definitely
00:31:48too so look there are so few things anyone can say with certainty but um alan um you know i think i
00:31:56realized that i've often felt especially going to breakfast like terrified and then this sheer sense
00:32:01of relief and what i often didn't get a sense from you was the sense of relief that you'd survived
00:32:07maybe and maybe that's possibly i'll give you true you cat sometimes that there was never this sort of
00:32:13like a relief that sense we've all had like we're relieved oh because i'm i'm i go straight into
00:32:19who's here yeah i'm i'm in there and i'm already counting yeah before i've seen yeah what i'm gonna
00:32:26have for breakfast i'm like yeah oh yeah just with you alan you know what i'm gonna bring up
00:32:35i forgot i had a shield you forgot you had a shield and that just i was like why is he forgotten he's
00:32:40had a shield well you didn't say you've got a shield you said you'll sleep well tonight
00:32:48and i went what and he went you've got a shield and i went yes i've got a shield you didn't say
00:32:55have you got a shield i went no i don't know what you mean you said you've got a shield and i went no
00:33:01i just didn't know what you were saying joe as i'm someone who you know raised your name um several
00:33:09round tables ago i found you incredibly difficult to read other people have had the same thing you
00:33:14have in a in a castle full of comedians you've got some of the most amazing comic timing a fantastic
00:33:21sort of deadpan style and that would make a great traitor somebody who's really really difficult to
00:33:27read you've been somebody who's been energetic in mentioning names and building narratives now
00:33:36the faithful argument is you've played the game well that is what you're supposed to do
00:33:42but the other argument is is that that's also a good strategy if you were a traitor to start building
00:33:47momentum against individuals
00:33:52i think the traitors have probably kept me in the game because so many people have gone
00:33:58he's quite hard to read a knee yes at the start i was very guarded maybe harder to read the closer i've got
00:34:04in and the more i've got to know you the more comfortable i've got with you guys that's why i
00:34:09think the traitors have kept me around because they're like oh he's a spanner in the works but
00:34:15but could we say that your softening of your image could be like a traitor you know you could be showing
00:34:22different sides of yourself as we get closer to all that money yeah definitely and i'd say with you
00:34:28you're on the same level as jonathan for that for going around whispering names yeah and i remember
00:34:33when claire was vanished you were straight down there next to me down by that fire pit and you
00:34:39said mark yeah i was adamant claire was claire wasn't even cold in the ground you went mark i think that's
00:34:44unfair actually because that was the one where mark had slammed his hand and thing and i'd already had
00:34:49suspicions of him and then i was like it's him i've solved it yeah obviously i voted for you last
00:34:58night cat um there was a thought that well maybe you and lucy were quite close um and i wondered whether
00:35:06that was kind of a good move because it meant that you could kind of be quite seem to be quite close to
00:35:10a faithful the only other thing and the idea that in the wailing banshee round that we had uh kept the
00:35:18fact that you had got the shields um hidden from the other team and obviously as a result we were
00:35:24kind of we thought oh well maybe we'll all be protected i wonder maybe if that was a brilliant
00:35:28double bluff in terms of a balance of traitors and those voices in the mix knowing that jonathan was
00:35:34a traitor i do feel that you'd be a really good you know team player with jonathan and you know
00:35:40the either of you as a duo and i think it's a trio obviously but as a duo that that feels like a for
00:35:45the range of personalities you would imagine that that's what would work best as a team of traitors
00:35:52for me it's just a small suspicion i feel like we've got on really well and it's been great
00:36:00the one small con i've got for you is that you've been really quiet all the way through i thought well
00:36:07maybe that's why yeah i think throughout i've always found the round table just a lot of different
00:36:18voices and like struggling to know when to put my thought in and then not sure like what i'd be adding
00:36:27because you know when i was voting for stephen it was it was more of a gut thing of just like
00:36:34so kind of just going i'm going to vote for you stephen because it's my gut isn't really
00:36:39sort of furthering conversations um with the forest situation yeah i genuinely just
00:36:45thought that that would be a good way to sort of kind of shield us all yeah yeah i just thought it
00:36:52would be a good way to um sure so it wasn't a double bluff and i was really close to lucy
00:36:57just both faithfuls
00:37:03the reason you gave about cat is probably the reason why i have suspicions about you dave because
00:37:08i just think you know jonathan ross is so out there audacious gift of the gab you have got the gift of
00:37:14the gab but you do it in such a you know a you know poised what poised ways yeah and cerebral and
00:37:22measured yes so yeah i mean then i was thinking one minute you had five votes and the next round
00:37:28table you didn't and i mean i know we don't understand why that happened but you know if
00:37:32there are free traitors you could have got a traitor to go in every room and go why are you voting for
00:37:37david that's a wasted vote you know let's face it we are a bit sheep-like you know and i know i know i
00:37:44know and you must be sick to the back teeth of being accused but a bit like jonathan your name
00:37:49keeps coming up the point about um me being voted in the tie break i think what happened that night
00:37:57was that joe wilkinson was so convinced that he convinced others yeah the reason why it just
00:38:03the dissipated i don't know i mean i presume it was in the interests of the traitors to dissipate it
00:38:11but i was convinced by the fact that joe wilkinson was murdered that that was the traitor's attempt
00:38:17to put more pressure on me and i think they presumed that i'd come up i think jonathan voted for me twice
00:38:23in the next round table which was i'll pick up on that jonathan voting for you when the writing was
00:38:31sort of on the wall for jonathan it was like was that him signaling like
00:38:37like look at david next i think jonathan voted for me for the same reason that we've been talking
00:38:43about me because there were so many votes the previous day if there was any chance of him not
00:38:47being voted out it was in the hope that i'd get as many votes we might have another tie break or
00:38:53something like that players the time for talk is over please write down the name of the person you
00:39:05believe is a traitor
00:39:18kat we're going to start with you who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:39:34i've gone for yourself david i'm so sorry i really really hope i'm fine
00:39:53david well again belief is too strong but i would turn the faith i guess
00:40:07nick
00:40:10i vote for the coolest person out of all 19 of us
00:40:13kat
00:40:18alan
00:40:18it's not the first time i voted for you but david i still think you're a traitor i'm sorry
00:40:29so a vote count two for kat two for david so it all comes down to joe's vote
00:40:42joe who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:40:48joe who do you believe is a traitor i'm sorry cat
00:41:05but i've changed my mind
00:41:09i hope i'm right
00:41:15i've changed my mind
00:41:20racing for the fall
00:41:25cat you have received the most votes and you are banished from the castle
00:41:31you have been amazing what a game you've had please leave the castle
00:41:37if we should
00:41:43i wouldn't change a thing i think i played it the best way i could
00:41:50got to the final so i'm proud of myself for keeping up alive for this long
00:41:55i am gutted david's argument persuaded joe to go towards me but he made the right decision i am a traitor
00:42:03i had the most fun ever i had the most fun ever and i hope alan goes and wins it for us both
00:42:14so i'm not going to go to the final so i'm not going to go to the final so i think you will be
00:42:20the last player to be banished from the round table was she a faithful was she a traitor
00:42:26the answer to that you will only discover when this is all over
00:42:32players think very carefully about your next move the next time i see you will be at the end game
00:42:41and only then will all your fates be decided you are the final four
00:42:49i believe cat was a traitor i do i do believe so do i she just wasn't even on my radar but
00:43:05what just happened why did joe go rogue i don't know what he was thinking of and that has really
00:43:12thrown a spanner in the works i do feel vulnerable you know i thought i'd have cat by my side we just
00:43:19work so well together but now i'm on my own that is terrifying
00:43:27feels a bit of a hollow victory i know that we'll never i mean we'll never know we'll never know
00:43:33i'll play none of this feels good though does it even if you go with it's just a game
00:43:40like we have all still made bonds oh god there's not many goblets it's going to take just two votes
00:43:49it's alan really yeah
00:43:54alan is the remaining traitor we've got to get rid of alan that's easier said than done because i just
00:44:01can't work out whether nick managed to convince david to vote alan
00:44:06i did not enjoy that i know it's a game but it bloody makes me feel sick sick at this point it
00:44:14does have a good mind to close down cars bar and move abroad i feel i feel for cat if she's a traitor
00:44:24wow what a game oh what okay well the other thing was she seemed to really relax in the last day or two
00:44:31joe's parting words to cat were i'm sorry that was the first thing he said i'm pretty convinced she
00:44:39was a traitor so there is sadly something that's really making me question whether joe has just
00:44:44played an absolutely brilliant game but then could it be alan maybe i think i just have to go with my
00:44:52instincts now cheers cheers to cat and the final four yeah to the final four and being in the final four
00:44:59yeah cheers
00:45:04so traitor cat has been banished at the final round table but of course the faithful don't know that yet
00:45:14the question is can they do it again the end game is in sight alan has remained undetected throughout the
00:45:23game so will the faithful unite or will alan take it all
00:45:34did you ever think you'd be here in the final four oh no i've surprised myself getting this far yeah
00:45:40my wife and kids i don't think they're going to believe me when i tell them i have made the final
00:45:45i'm just so grateful i got the chance to play this game what's your plan now my one true hundy faithful
00:45:53is nick yeah i've got to get rid of alan because there's just something that tells me he's a traitor
00:45:59how do you feel about being the last remaining traitor oh god did you see my face as cat i was
00:46:11like cat don't leave me here because i thought wow you know me and cat we're just gonna vote them all
00:46:16off so i don't i'm a loose cannon now i'm like a rudderless ship so what are you gonna do
00:46:22i don't know what i'm gonna do i've put everything on the line i can't trust joe now i don't know who
00:46:30to trust
00:46:34what have you learned about yourself i mean there is an image of what historians are like and it's
00:46:39a bit more serious and grown up than i actually have
00:46:42who do you trust the most i don't think i trust anybody i think my strategy has got to in some
00:46:51ways go in reverse not who do i most trust but who do i most distrust
00:47:02you're going into the end game i am how are you feeling it's a mixture of nerves and excitement
00:47:06because i'm nervous that i might have got it wrong again because of the way joe voted just now and
00:47:13said i'm sorry there's a tiny part of me that's going into endgame thinking he's a traitor i have
00:47:18a question mark over alan i do trust people quite quickly and my judgment's not always right on that
00:47:36i don't you cry no more players this is it the final showdown
00:47:54you are now fully in control of this game and only you decide when it ends
00:48:01are you all faithful or are there still traitors among you the answer to that question is incredibly
00:48:14important because it could be worth 87 500 pounds
00:48:23if you are all faithful and you decide to end the game that money will be split equally for your
00:48:31four chosen charities but if there are any traitors still here they take it all
00:48:44in front of you are chests that contain ceremonial pouches one is labeled banish again the other
00:48:55is labeled end game if you believe there is still traitors in your midst then choose banish again if you
00:49:07believe you are all faithful then choose end game players there will be no discussion
00:49:17and let me say if just one of you chooses to banish again all four of you will vote a player out
00:49:27this game only ends when those that are here decide to end the game or if there are two players left
00:49:37players please choose your pouches
00:49:52it is time to find out what you'd like to do
00:50:21banish again or end the game i will now throw your pouches into the fire and that will reveal
00:50:30your answers alan we will start with you let's see what you have chosen to do
00:50:43you have chosen to banish again why i've still got a little bit of unfinished business
00:50:50it's to do with joe um earlier today me cat and him were outside and he said let's vote for david
00:50:58all three of us and that's what we said we'd do and yet round the round table he goes for cat
00:51:04and it just made me very suspicious
00:51:09joe let's see what you've chosen to do
00:51:12you have chosen to banish again why i believe there is at least one traitor still in the game
00:51:22david let's see what you've chosen to do
00:51:33you have chosen to banish again why
00:51:37because i'm convinced there is at least one traitor still in the game around this table this evening
00:51:45and finally nick let's see what you have chosen to do
00:51:49you have chosen to banish again why like david i also believe that there is
00:52:01one traitor still here
00:52:09as you have decided all to banish again we will go to a vote
00:52:13please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor
00:52:26who do you believe should be banished and why
00:52:42i think it's joe
00:52:49he's just been acting so suspiciously the last few days and i've put two and two together and i think
00:52:55he's a traitor
00:53:00joe
00:53:02i was convinced that nick and david were faithfuls so that left one i've gone for alan
00:53:12i believe
00:53:24joe is a traitor
00:53:27and that's because on the night i tried to raise the idea that joe was a traitor
00:53:32i came very close to being banished myself and when i think about who voted for me that makes me even
00:53:38more suspicious
00:53:42and for the final vote nick
00:53:52thank you
00:53:59so
00:54:03joe
00:54:06honestly and i mean this
00:54:09you're the person i have got to know the most here and i adore you
00:54:14And honestly, I didn't believe it, but you voting for Kat was what sealed it.
00:54:23But I love you.
00:54:25Jo, you have been amazing. You have had a brilliant game.
00:54:43But you have received the most votes. You are banished. Please leave the castle.
00:54:48Oh, I read it so wrong.
00:54:57It hurts. It hurts to be stabbed in the back last minute like that.
00:55:03Not even an inkling.
00:55:07Got it.
00:55:09So, Jo has been banished. Only three of you remain.
00:55:19But are you all faithful? Or is a traitor still here?
00:55:25Once again, you can now end things right here, right now.
00:55:30Or you can banish once more.
00:55:38This is your last chance to banish someone, because the game automatically ends when there are just two of you.
00:55:46Players, please select your pouches.
00:55:50your pouches.
00:55:51jean
00:55:52jean
00:55:53jean
00:55:54j
00:55:58j
00:56:00j
00:56:20Alan, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:56:35End the game or banish again.
00:56:42Alan, you have chosen to end the game.
00:56:46Yeah.
00:56:46Why?
00:56:47I just don't get any traitor vibes from these two at all.
00:56:52David, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:57:03You've chosen to end the game.
00:57:06Why?
00:57:07Because I've never believed Alan was a traitor.
00:57:10I had suspicions about Nick,
00:57:11but the way he's just spoken about Joe
00:57:14means those suspicions evaporated.
00:57:18And I may be wrong, may not happen,
00:57:20but I did love the idea of the three of us
00:57:22all being faithful and ending the game together.
00:57:29Nick, this is the last pouch.
00:57:32If it burns green, we end the game right now.
00:57:35If the fire burns red, we banish again.
00:57:55You have chosen to end the game.
00:57:57Well, the prize pot doesn't technically divide by three,
00:58:02but I genuinely believe both of you are faithful
00:58:06and I think we did it.
00:58:09I think we got Cat and Joe right at the last second.
00:58:13So, the three of you have chosen to end the game.
00:58:21If you are all faithful,
00:58:23you will split the prize pot between your chosen charities.
00:58:27If there is a traitor here, though,
00:58:30they take it all.
00:58:32A reminder,
00:58:34the prize fund is currently £87,500.
00:58:42We are now going to finally discover
00:58:45who you truly are.
00:58:48David, will you now please reveal
00:59:02are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
00:59:06I am
00:59:07and have always been
00:59:10a faithful.
00:59:18Alan,
00:59:40now please reveal
00:59:47are you a faithful
00:59:48or are you a traitor?
00:59:54I am
00:59:55and have always been
00:59:59a traitor.
01:00:10Oh, fuck.
01:00:17You did brilliantly, Alan.
01:00:24You did brilliantly.
01:00:26You did brilliant.
01:00:29It's a game.
01:00:30You played it brilliantly.
01:00:31It's a game.
01:00:33You played it brilliantly, Alan.
01:00:36well done you did brilliant you did brilliantly that's right you did absolutely brilliant it was
01:00:41amazing no no no no no no no come on it's a game it's such a great you've done it brilliant you've
01:00:46done brilliantly and you've won don't be stupid think about the charity it's amazing i don't know
01:00:52no come on come on alan you have won the game congratulations you have been absolutely outstanding
01:01:03faithful well done you made it this far is there anything you would like to say i just want to say
01:01:12well done you played the game brilliantly it breaks my heart to see how that burden has weighed on you
01:01:18and i couldn't do it so i admire you for doing it so brilliantly i almost can't believe that it was
01:01:26alan um and i've thought it was almost everybody else what we saw is that that burden was really
01:01:33heavy for him because he's that's not who alan is he's just and just a beautiful human being
01:01:38i mean well played that was just brilliant go on alan tell them who the others were okay so jonathan
01:01:45jonathan and cat cats oh oh joe not joe no not joe oh god oh my god utterly utterly shocked joe was right
01:02:02and i was wrong about joe ah alan carr wow he played an absolute blinder nick and david you have
01:02:13both been utterly phenomenal but now is the time i'm afraid to leave the castle okay thank you bye-bye
01:02:21well done now well done off you go oh my god joe come come here come here oh when he went faithfuls
01:02:31together i was like don't say that oh god listen you've done it you did it no i have and that's
01:02:40amazing amount of money it's an amazing amount of money you've won it i know 87 and a half thousand
01:02:46pounds that's amazing that is amazing yes wonderful tell me the charity neuroblastoma it's a wonderful
01:02:52children's cancer charity they are going to oh that money it'll change lives thank you all that lying
01:02:59all that treachery it was worth it was an issue you did it you did it how did this happen i was awful
01:03:17at lying i had no poker face and here i am the winner come on darling there you go maybe i do exaggerate a
01:03:25showbiz story now and again but to just lie so bluntly to people's faces it was tough
01:03:36i don't know whether i want to know i have been and have always been since the start a traitor you
01:03:48i'm not saying the words i want to say that was amazing oh no
01:03:55oh joe joe joe joe i suggest you two have your drinks on the top step
01:04:04i thought i was being played joe i am so sorry
01:04:11i love you too mate it's been unbelievable well done well done well done you played an absolute
01:04:19blinder oh my god cat you went undetected for so long come on oh wow i've got people who want to see
01:04:28oh is that alan or is it the winner
01:04:38come on come be with your friends i love you guys you should be ashamed of yourself i'm an awful
01:04:45human being you are not to alan to alan you did it come on tell me congratulations to our winner thank
01:04:56wow wow to alan car to alan car to me to me the most hated man in britain
01:05:14say it one last time for me darling parting parting is such sweet sorrow you've got something on your face
01:05:20you've got something on your face you've got something on your face you've got something on your face
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