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00:00Tonight on AFB's season premiere.
00:15Three, two, one, go!
00:18Show me your butt. What are you doing?
00:21Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:31And now, here he is, the host of our show,
00:34Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:38Whoo! Let's do this!
00:48Hello, and welcome to a brand new season of AFB.
00:52This year, we're doing things a bit differently.
00:55We're gonna show funny videos and give cash prizes
00:57to the three clips chosen as the funniest.
01:00Hmm. You know, come to think of it,
01:02that's exactly how we've been doing it since 1989,
01:05but hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
01:08Ah, he's bringing his valentine a balloon and some chocolates.
01:11But the gift she'll really treasure is the porch cam video.
01:23Just because it's called a doggy door
01:25doesn't mean other animals won't use it to let themselves in.
01:28You're about to see why they're running away.
01:31It's kind of hard, Colin.
01:33No!
01:34No!
01:35No, no!
01:36No!
01:37No!
01:38No!
01:39No!
01:40No!
01:41No!
01:42No!
01:43No!
01:44No!
01:45No!
01:46I'll be in here!
01:47No!
01:48No!
01:50No!
01:51might not hit every extra point but he's never done this so much for cupcakes
02:07being easier than a regular cake well at least there are still plenty of
02:12cupcakes to go around ah the tiny handsprank almost always followed by the tiny tip prank
02:29runaway toy baby stroller that do you think
02:42found this under dad knew better but did it anyway why does he like you huh he thinks like my fingers
02:57how did we go from sneeze into your elbow to sneeze directly into your husband's face
03:20as a dog owner i find myself saying who's a good boy fairly often yeah but but sometimes i slip up
03:47and use my dog voice in the human world the other day a server brought me a burger and i said
03:51who's a good server you're a good server it was kind of weird so i left him a nice tip
03:56oh yes i did oh yes i did release the house it's time to go to the dog park
04:05i'm not sure if he bought the convertible for the dog or the dog for the convertible
04:12but i like how it worked out
04:14that dog's got some real counter intelligence
04:28i'll bet he's better at taking them than he is at baking them
04:34can you can i help you either he's asking you to rub his backside or he's calling you
04:57a butthead you show me your butt what are you doing you weirdo
05:04if the pavement's too hot for dog paws booties are an option
05:09oh she is so mad look at her face
05:14dogs don't know it's their birthday but they do know that hamburgers are delicious
05:36if he didn't weigh 80 pounds you could just carry him home
05:45he doesn't want to move this is so funny
05:51after a long day of working with people it's nice to come home to something you can always outsmart
05:57it's back to school season and that means two things kids are going to learn some new things
06:16and parents are going to learn what it's like to have their house actually be quiet for a few hours a
06:21day for those looking for funny school videos class is in session
06:25these lazy days are all through
06:30it's that time of year when everything is fresh and new
06:35a different school another friend
06:38we got it man
06:40it's gonna rule
06:41we're going back back back back
06:43back to school
06:44going back to school
06:48yeah it's gonna rule
06:52yeah
06:58back back back back back back back
06:59back back to school
07:33We're going back.
07:37Going back, back, back, back, back to school.
07:40Back to school.
07:44Upload your funny video to AFV.com.
08:00They say if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
08:04Really?
08:05Who's getting free lemons?
08:06That's not a thing.
08:07This world would be full of lemonade tycoons
08:09if people were just handing out free lemons all willy-nilly.
08:13Yeah, in this world, you don't get anything for free.
08:16Now, here are some videos that people gave me for free.
08:26What was this for, puppy?
08:29What was this for?
08:31Oh, my God!
08:32That's Isabella!
08:34Ooh.
08:35And this one?
08:36Victor.
08:37That's my only friend.
08:38What about this one?
08:39Ashley.
08:40Ashley?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Okay.
08:43Nothing makes a dad sadder than a nine iron to the platter.
08:56Keep an eye on the toddler's applesauce, because her mom sure doesn't.
09:01Don't squeeze it.
09:02Don't squeeze it.
09:03Oh, my God.
09:06In my new car.
09:08Oh, my God.
09:10Ah!
09:11No, no, no!
09:12No!
09:13Okay!
09:14No, no, no, no!
09:15Ayla!
09:16Ayla!
09:17Ayla!
09:18Ayla!
09:19Ayla!
09:20Stop!
09:21Stop!
09:22Ayla!
09:23Stop!
09:24Historically, sitting on the porch with a drink has been a relaxing activity.
09:29Oh, my God!
09:34Oh, my God!
09:35Uh-oh.
09:36Uh-oh.
09:37Uh-oh.
09:38He doesn't even see the wood pile.
09:39Oh, maybe he does now?
09:41How oblivious do you have to be...
09:43Oh, that's not good.
09:44...to miss a moose?
09:47Oh, my God!
09:48Oh, my God!
09:49Oh, my God!
09:50Oh, my God!
09:51Oh, my God!
09:52Oh, my God!
09:53Oh, my God!
09:54Oh, my God!
09:55Oh, my God!
09:56Oh!
09:57She hasn't had the baby yet, but she does give birth to a pretty good prank.
10:01Yes, yes.
10:02It's time for so long.
10:03Yeah, right there.
10:04You're quiet.
10:05It's so quiet, baby.
10:06It's so quiet.
10:07Nuh-uh.
10:08Yeah, you were quiet.
10:09Nuh-uh.
10:10Yeah, you were quiet.
10:11Nuh-uh!
10:12I'm sorry.
10:13Oh, my God!
10:14Oh, my God!
10:15Oh, my God!
10:16Why did you just do that?
10:18Why did you just do that?
10:19I don't know.
10:20Where'd you even get that?
10:21I don't know.
10:22Why did you just do that?
10:23I don't know.
10:24Where'd you even get that?
10:25Where'd you even get that?
10:32Kids say the funniest things.
10:34Uh, sometimes it's because they say things wrong, and sometimes it's because they have no idea how the world works.
10:40As an adult, I'm not saying that I know how everything works, but I do know that videos of kids saying funny stuff makes our show work.
10:47Hey, yo.
11:00Sup?
11:01Hey.
11:02How are you, man?
11:03Sup?
11:04I'm good.
11:07You seem excited.
11:10Yeah.
11:12Why?
11:14another girl likes me I wasn't expecting that who's coming over which ones
11:44my best friend you're hot on that horse
11:56that's weird I'm dancing all the time but you're not dancing
12:03there's buns in my coffee there's what? buns where? right here
12:10can you see her? in my shadow? yep I see him
12:18leave the room and you can say only one bad word okay
12:25okay one bad word okay and don't ever say it again okay
12:30okay just say one bad word okay
12:33okay bye one bad word
12:41I did it man what did you say? one bad word
12:49what bad word did you say? one bad word
12:53wait you said one
12:54one bad word
12:56this year we have a new segment called the winner's circle where we highlight videos from years past that took home cash
13:11we're kicking it off with a video from a family who not only won $110,000 in their season they were voted the number one clip in our top 20 countdown to the funniest video of all time episode to earn a grand total of $385,000 and a trip to Maui
13:28yes they laughed all the way to the bank with four identically cute laughs
13:33it's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFV's past
13:38this is equally very clear grace is able okay daddy's gonna make you laugh now ready
13:46four identical girls four identical laughs four identical college educations paid for with one funny video
13:58sure the babies can laugh they're not the ones taking care of four babies
14:12if you think these two are good check out their little sister
14:27no road trip is complete without a game of wake up grandma and scare whoever else is in the backseat
14:51let's circle back next week for another winner's circle
15:10a lot of people are worried about artificial intelligence taking their jobs you know who's
15:26not worried boat heads yeah because replacing them would mean inventing something called artificial
15:31lack of intelligence and i don't think anybody's working on that
15:34if you want to hoverboard fine but don't drag other people down with you
15:41yeah it's back that's the problem
15:49turn it on
16:04if your plan is to put the beehive in the trash bag you'd better get the beehive in the trash bag
16:10dude it's not in the bag
16:12the plan was to get that broken microphone out of his hand by giving him another microphone
16:21starting in our homes father god starting with our wives starting with our children father god
16:28so much for plans
16:29how many salon owners does it take to change a light bulb
16:39i guess we'll never know
16:46you know what the world needs now a boy who will never be a vegetarian
17:00i hope you've enjoyed a boy who will never be a vegetarian
17:11there's no i in team there's also no i in solo act so that proves how useless that saying is
17:22anyway take a look at some teamwork making the dream work if that dream is to end up on our show
17:27father son put the toilet paper away
17:31want to see the face of a guy who knows he's in trouble
17:33best spotter
17:47his buddy helps him get a closer look at the tank
18:02there you go now say thank you
18:06thank you
18:13the girl on the right is helping helping herself to some cookie dough that is
18:18decorate these you know
18:21your company is having a team building event at the winery next they can have one at the dry cleaners
18:36next they can have one at the dry cleaners
18:43you'd better be ready if the stick is so big that it takes two dogs to fetch it
18:51last season we asked you to spend your summer making basketball trick shots technically you were allowed to
19:06do other things like barbecue and spend time with your family but really trick shots should have been
19:11the focus and for some of you it seems like it was
19:18oh
19:20oh
19:22oh
19:24oh
19:26oh
19:28oh
19:30oh
19:31oh
19:32oh
19:34oh
19:36oh
19:37oh
19:38oh
19:39oh
19:40oh
19:43oh
19:56oh
20:00oh
20:01oh
20:02oh
20:04oh
20:05oh
20:06oh
20:07oh
20:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:38You know that we give cash prizes for funny videos.
20:45But did you know at the end of the year, our $100,000 winners will compete for the grand prize of a spectacular Disney Cruise Line vacation aboard the Disney Wish for the winner and up to seven guests?
20:55Ah, pretty sweet, huh?
20:57Now, I could keep yapping about it.
20:59Or I could cut to some fun, snazzy footage of the ship.
21:02Show of hands, me yapping or snazzy footage?
21:04Snazzy footage.
21:05Snazzy footage it is.
21:10Get ready to set sail on a magical Disney Cruise Line vacation to the Bahamas.
21:15This season, AFE's grand prize winner will experience the ultimate family vacation for eight.
21:19With four nights aboard the spectacular Disney Wish, where every moment is designed to spark joy and create long-lasting memories.
21:26Play the day away with some of your favorite Disney characters like Captain Mickey Mouse and Captain Minnie Mouse.
21:31Plus, imaginative dining turns every meal into an immersive experience, like enjoying dinner in the beautiful Kingdom of Arendelle from Frozen.
21:38And you'll love Broadway-style shows that light up the stage, including Disney, The Little Mermaid.
21:43It's the perfect way for families to reconnect, adults to relax and unwind in exclusive spaces, and kids to interact with some favorite Disney stories like never before.
21:52And the magic doesn't stop there.
21:54Soak up the sun while you experience a day at Disney's private island, Castaway Cay.
21:58Disney Cruise Line, where magic meets the sea.
22:00Send your video to AFE for your chance to win this magical vacation.
22:10Why do people say they're going to run errands?
22:13You never see anybody doing this.
22:16I'm getting groceries.
22:17Then I'm going to the bank.
22:20Anyway, enough of that.
22:21Vin, will you please run the videos?
22:23Pay attention.
22:24We're running videos.
22:26No!
22:26He stubbed his toe off-camera.
22:32But don't worry.
22:33He makes up for it.
22:35Come on.
22:42What were you trying to do?
22:43It's an experiment.
22:46Look at all those eggs.
22:49All you parents at home, stop thinking about the cost of eggs.
22:53Think about the cost of a plumber.
22:55Look inside.
22:56Oh!
23:02Sui Sachi Henderson.
23:04Sorry.
23:05Are there eggs in there?
23:06Yeah!
23:09I'm trying to make dinner right here.
23:11I think people are starting to use VR as an excuse to smack people who've been bugging them.
23:17Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:21Oh!
23:21Oh!
23:22Oh!
23:22Oh!
23:22Oh!
23:22Oh!
23:23Oh!
23:23Oh!
23:23Oh!
23:24Oh!
23:24Oh!
23:25Oh!
23:25Oh!
23:26Oh!
23:27What are you looking for?
23:28My helmet.
23:29Where is it?
23:30I don't know.
23:31Okay.
23:31Go find it.
23:34Where'd you leave it?
23:36The funny thing is, they got him a bright pink helmet so he wouldn't lose it.
23:40Okay, Ian.
23:42What?
23:43Touch your head.
23:46Oh.
23:46somewhere behind these teenage boys is a teenage girl getting ready to say
23:53i told you
23:54want to play a game of duck duck goose actually it's more like goose goose duck
24:06if i had a spider this big in my house i'd move yeah to another state
24:22you might have heard that tonsils serve no purpose
24:36but it's not true because tonsils apparently play a key role in helping a person be able
24:41to determine the difference between parents and superheroes who knew
24:45hey buddy
24:48a hulk
24:54a what
24:55a hulk
24:58what i don't know what the belly i don't know what you're saying
25:01a hulk
25:02no maybe it's mommy
25:04i know just try not to talk because it's going to hurt
25:08what do you see do you see mommy
25:09you see the hulk
25:14i told you things would be weird when you came out of an seizure
25:18can you see me
25:21okay chloe max and riley you want to see some vacation videos okay but it's my first day back to work so you're kind of rubbing it in a little bit
25:38when it's this windy maybe ditch the straw
25:56i'm not sure if she's drying her towel or is just too cheap to pay for parasailing lessons
26:12it's not old faithful but i have faith this will have a good pay off
26:27take us back
26:31take us back
26:36take us back
26:40mommy take us back
26:42what babe
26:42what they turned this canoe into a can you take us home
26:47y'all are having so much fun
26:49y'all are having so much fun
26:51y'all are not
26:53muddy waters great for the blues not so great for paddle boarding
26:57i love these things because they're part raft part bounce house
27:14i get the feeling everybody's going to be laughing at dad
27:24and i do need everybody
27:31it's time for a cat montage and i'm sure some of you are wondering if now that i'm a dog owner i'll suddenly start favoring dogs over cats
27:46don't be silly i've always favored dogs over cats
27:49meow
27:50meow
27:57meow
27:58meow
27:59meow
27:59meow
28:00meow
28:01meow
28:02meow
28:03meow
28:04meow
28:05meow
28:06meow
28:07meow
28:08meow
28:09meow
28:11meow
28:13meow
28:16meow
28:17meow
28:18meow
29:49I'm not sure if they're being chased by flying insects or if this is some new TikTok dance
29:55trend.
29:56Someone's feeding the bird.
30:12Seagulls hovering directly overhead?
30:15What's the worst that could happen?
30:18It did so well!
30:22It did so well!
30:24Maybe don't practice your soccer kicks while wearing slides.
30:35That ATV is a little too big for him, and the door opening is a little too small.
30:40It's a lot easier getting on a merry-go-round than getting off of one.
30:56He would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that meddling fire pit.
30:59Sometimes you see people make such poor decisions that you silently question them.
31:11Not me.
31:12I question their poor decisions out loud.
31:14And why hold back?
31:15Get set for Do I Have That Right?
31:18Where I try to make sense, you're nonsense.
31:22You ran out of straws, so you decided to make your own?
31:25Do I have that right?
31:26Let me stop acting like a punk.
31:38You went out to start your car in your underwear so it would be warm by the time you left for
31:43work.
31:44Is that what you're telling me?
31:56Your alarm clock was broken, so you asked your daughter to think of a creative way to wake you up.
32:02Am I hearing that correctly?
32:17You thought getting an ATV for your son was a good idea because at least it would get him out of the house?
32:22That was your plan.
32:24Yay!
32:26Do I Have That Right is now over, if I got that right.
32:44I'm proud to say that this next batch of clips has earned my seal of approval, which is way better
32:50than earning my walrus of shame or my penguin of criticism.
32:53Trust me on that one.
32:53Well, it is Mother's Day and I have just received every mother's dream, a coupon book.
33:02Coupon book to my mommy.
33:04This coupon entitles mommy to unloading the dishwasher.
33:09Oh, I'm so lucky to be able to do these chores.
33:17This coupon entitles mommy to making breakfast and this coupon entitles mommy to pick up dog poop.
33:23She finally got that second-floor apartment she always wanted.
33:29She finally got that second-floor apartment she always wanted.
33:40Did you cut my shirt?
33:44It's fine.
33:45Did you cut it?
33:46No, I-I'm seeing nothing.
33:48Someone cut it.
33:53Cool.
33:53They got him a bonking bat for his birthday.
33:55You're going to break the chair, buddy.
34:05He's too big to be a lap dog.
34:10But that doesn't stop him from trying.
34:15Jack, no!
34:16He's pretty excited to be getting that boy that he thinks he's getting.
34:35I didn't even take it out.
34:50How do you-
34:51Oh, no, it's a female!
34:52It's a female.
34:55What?
34:56I just saw that.
34:58Boy or girl, I just hope his child is better at reading than he is.
35:05Oh, my God.
35:15Sometimes we all need a little getaway,
35:18even if that long-awaited vacation isn't as hassle-free as we'd hope.
35:22But vacations are about more than just being accident-prone in a different time zone.
35:27They're also tonight's assignment, America.
35:29Jess, tell them more.
35:31Did you embarrass yourself taking a selfie?
35:33Did jumping on the hotel bed leave you with a bump on the head?
35:37Well, your holiday hijinks could win you some cash, maybe even $20,000 or $100,000.
35:41Just upload the video to AFB.com.
35:44For full contest rules, log on to AFB.com.
35:46AFB is the destination for funny videos from your vacation.
35:55We're sprinting to the end like a dog off its leash,
35:58but we've still got enough time to dole out kashish.
36:02Let's meet our finalists.
36:03First up, bridal showers need their desserts,
36:06but when they fall all over the porch, ouch, that hurts,
36:09is 24 Cupcake Mistakes, sent in by Andrea Heverly from Bladenboro, North Carolina.
36:15So much for cupcakes being easier than a regular cake.
36:27Well, at least there are still plenty of cupcakes to go around.
36:30Joining us are Andrea, Kayla, and Colton.
36:40Now, Kayla, just for fun,
36:42how long was the drive to the bakery to pick up those cupcakes?
36:4745 minutes and then 45 minutes home.
36:51Okay.
36:51Oh, now I can see why you were so upset.
36:53So tell me, what was going through your mind the first time you dropped them
36:57or the second time you dropped them?
37:00I was very concerned that my mother would have to be baking the cupcakes for later.
37:04Okay.
37:05Well, I understand.
37:05Well, you know what?
37:06If you win tonight, it would be icing on the cake.
37:09What?
37:11Good luck, y'all.
37:12All right.
37:13Next up, if your son gets his tonsil removed,
37:16don't sulk.
37:17Play a prank convincing him that you are the Hulk.
37:20It's superhero hallucinations sent in by Liz Apalka from Austin, Texas.
37:27E-Hulk.
37:28What?
37:31E-Hulk.
37:33What?
37:34I don't know what, Bevy, I don't know what you're saying.
37:36E-Hulk.
37:37No, honey, it's Mommy.
37:40I told you things would be weird when you came out of anesthesia.
37:48Joining us are Liz, Doug, Beau, Luke, and Will.
37:52Liz, this was a great prank.
37:54How did you come up with that idea?
37:56Well, we're a pretty playful, jokester family,
38:00and I live to mess with my children and my husband.
38:04So I think the night before his surgery,
38:07even though it was routine tonsillectomy,
38:09I was a little nervous.
38:11My baby's going under.
38:12So I channeled my nervousness and anxiety into humor,
38:17and I grabbed something on my way to the hospital.
38:20Well, we love that humor.
38:21Now, Beau, I hear that wasn't the only prank your mom played on you that day.
38:26What did she tell you you had to wear after surgery?
38:29She said that I had to wear, like, a cone, like my dog did, like, around my neck.
38:34I like this family.
38:36You know what?
38:36When she brought you into this world, I guess she can prank you all she wants.
38:41Good luck, y'all.
38:42All right.
38:45And finally, when he thought it was a boy, Dad was over the moon,
38:49but he read the card wrong and celebrated too soon.
38:52It's Father-to-be Can't See, sent in by Jake Cherivelli from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
39:00It's a boy!
39:00Boy or girl, I just hope his child is better at reading than he is.
39:22Joining us are Jake and Andrea.
39:25Now, Jake, all you had to do was read the card.
39:27How did you mess that up?
39:29I opened the card, and I saw the word male, and I kind of blacked out at that point.
39:35Well, Andrea, what went through your mind when he said,
39:38Oops, it says female.
39:41I was shocked, and then I took a nap because I was a little overwhelmed at everything that happened.
39:48Well, you have a healthy baby girl, and now you have a healthy chance of winning.
39:53Good luck.
39:54All right, all right, all right.
39:55We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute,
39:58but first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's Honorable Mention.
40:03Let's go.
40:33Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's cries.
40:41There's $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:45Here we go.
40:46Our third place $4,000 winner is...
40:5024 Cupcake Mistakes, sent in by Andrea Heverly from Bladenboro, North Carolina.
40:58And the winner of the $20,000 on tonight's Funniest Home Video is...
41:05Father-to-be Can't See, sent in by Jake Jarevely from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
41:10We've got Jake and Andrea.
41:13All right, congratulations.
41:16Yes, your failure to read correctly just won you a lot of money.
41:21Now, guys, how do you think Vienna is going to react when she watches this someday?
41:26We said we can't wait to show this to her at her wedding one day.
41:30Oh, that'd be great.
41:32Now, Andrea, when you guys get the checks, just make sure Jake knows that it says $20,000 and not $200, okay?
41:40I won't be allowed to open the check.
41:43Fired.
41:44That's perfect.
41:46Well, congratulations.
41:47You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:51Congratulations.
41:54Well, that's our show.
41:57We're out of time.
41:58I'll tell you this.
41:59I won't end on a rhyme.
42:00Shoot.
42:01Give it.
42:02Well, we'll see you next time.
42:03But don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show, we'll send you an AFP t-shirt.
42:07So good night, everybody.
42:08And remember, send your video to me.
42:10You might win 20 Gs.
42:11Good night, y'all.
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