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00:10what's up wolfback fam it's your boy get back at it again hope you're doing well let's kick it
00:14with sergeant major shut up and the rest of the gang on it ain't half hot mom always see i'm
00:19messing up that name but it is what it is ladies and gentlemen go get your snacks whether you're
00:24new or recurring because snacks is not included damn it you gotta bring your own fancier cup but
00:29go make a sandwich whatever you need to come kick with me and hopefully have a good time a laugh
00:33alongside me as always thank you so much for hanging out appreciate y'all let's get it
00:37snacks not included let's freaking go
00:42meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you with music and laughter to help you
00:50on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey with songs and sketches and jokes on and
00:56you
00:57with us about you and feel blue so meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain
01:04you
01:05b o b o y s boys to entertain you
01:14chai valai gram chai
01:16jali hard chai for you
01:18thank you
01:20last order for half price chai
01:22only one anna for a beautiful hard piala
01:27oh my fellas it's disgusting
01:29how dare you be saying my chai is disgusting
01:32do you know i once heard it said that there's nothing in this world that somebody can't make a
01:36bit cheaper and a bit nastier
01:37but roski saab i'm a top class chawala and nobody can make chai cheaper and nastier than me
01:44hey glory there's still no sign of nobbing atlas
01:47they're not gonna be for it when they get back
01:49the sergeant major will go mad like he did when he found that little bug down my rifle barrel
01:54he wasn't mad about the little bug lofty
01:56it was the fact that it had made a nest and had babies
02:02oh heavens it's hot
02:05that damn punker wall has dropped off to sleep again
02:08punker waller
02:09punker waller
02:10sir
02:10punker career
02:11july
02:17he's a damn rotten punker waller how much do we pay him
02:20i'm dashed if i know
02:22sergeant major
02:26could i trouble you a minute
02:29by all means sir
02:31how much do we pay the punker waller
02:33three rupees a week sir
02:34let's see that's about four or six isn't it
02:37that's correct sir
02:38doesn't seem very much does it
02:40all we to give him a rise
02:41say one more rupee
02:42what do you think sergeant major
02:43won't stop him falling asleep sir
02:45no true
02:46besides if you give one a rise they'll all want it
02:48we've only got one
02:50that's beside the point after it
02:52a thing like that can interfere with the whole structure of indian society
02:56any sign of the two missing chaps
02:58no sir
02:58i expect they's drunk in the village
03:00and if i may suggest it sir
03:02i do not consider we should issue no more free passes
03:05and we should put tinfuck village out of bounds
03:09what do you think ashland
03:10doesn't seem very fair on the others
03:12i mean after all it does help to break the monotony
03:14and keep up morale
03:15well all the other answer there's nothing much down there to amuse them
03:18there's no pubs
03:19fish and ship shops
03:20kinemars
03:21well that's bizarre
03:22oh and that temple thing
03:24the temple of sport
03:25temple of sport
03:26yes you remember sir
03:28it's got all those little carvings all over it
03:30you've seen it sergeant major
03:31as it was explained to me sir
03:33it's not exactly a temple of sport
03:36then why does it have all those jolly little figures of men
03:41wrestling and playing leapfrog and so forth
03:43hey yo
03:45they weren't all men
03:48half of them was women sir
03:51more than half
03:53don't be ridiculous
03:54you don't have men wrestling with
03:58you don't mean
04:01you can't mean
04:03surely they don't have a temple for that
04:06do they have a temple for most things
04:08the absolute boundless
04:11here gloria
04:12nor be an atlas
04:13they're coming down the path
04:14well don't tell them shut up
04:16perhaps we can sneak them in
04:18there's two mps with them
04:19we can't sneak them in
04:32permission to fall out and deal with the absentee sir
04:34yes sir please carry on
04:37stand to the guard
04:38stand to the guard
04:39come on move his head move yourself
04:40come on
04:41you
04:43and a mackintosh
04:44and you
04:45and a clark
04:46he's under arrest
04:47he is already under arrest
04:51shut up
04:55right here are the charges
04:56the head man will be here at 8.30 tomorrow as a witness
04:59here's the evidence
05:01good luck with him
05:04and er the big one might give you much trouble
05:06but er watch out for the short fat one
05:10what was he going on about me for
05:12I wasn't in there
05:22I've got a rotten head
05:24shut up
05:25and you
05:27I love a lassie
05:30a bonnie black madrassie
05:33shut up
05:35bombardier
05:37he was guard commander
05:39these men stand to arrest
05:40and in you a charge
05:41put them in a guard room
05:43any trouble
05:45shoot them
05:46oh
05:47yes sergeant major
05:48there is one thing sergeant major
05:51we don't have a guard room
05:52what are you talking about
05:53you don't have
05:58hold that
06:02I've stumped him
06:03for the first time I've stumped him
06:06who is it
06:07sergeant major william sir
06:08can I have a word
06:11what's the matter
06:11sergeant major
06:14we were both tanning in early
06:16it was the prisoners sir
06:17they should be placed in the cooler
06:18but we does not have one
06:19no and if we did
06:20I'd be sleeping in it
06:23why should you be sleeping
06:24in the guard room
06:25he said cooler sir
06:26it was a joke
06:28well this time of night
06:32can't they go back
06:33to their chart boys
06:33beg your pardon sir
06:34they must not mix
06:35with the other men
06:36bad for discipline
06:37besides which sir
06:38they might run away
06:39what do you suggest sergeant major
06:40well sir
06:41if you would give me
06:42your permission
06:43I would tie them up
06:44with ropes and such like
06:45if I did that sir
06:46they would never get away
06:48better not sergeant major
06:49people make such a fuss
06:50nowadays
06:51Ashford what course
06:52do you think we should take
06:54I think we should leave it
06:55to the sergeant major's discretion
06:57yes
06:57sergeant major
06:58we'll leave it to your discretion
06:59good night
07:02thank you very much
07:04thank you very much
07:09prison escorts now
07:11Kenneth Harkins
07:12sir
07:12a black lead for the prisoners
07:14yes sir
07:14good boy
07:15very alert
07:16the rest of you
07:17pay attention
07:18now these
07:22there's four walls
07:29that is the guard room
07:31you two get in
07:33move
07:36stand still
07:37lie down
07:38lie down
07:40get a parking
07:41sure
07:43oh dear
07:44that
07:45is the guard room
07:46if they so much
07:47as put one toe
07:47out of that
07:48shoot them
07:49understand
07:50yes sergeant major
07:51good carry on
07:53oh there is
07:54one thing sergeant major
07:55just before you
07:56get down for the night
07:57you haven't drawn
07:58them a door
08:00I have not drawn
08:01them a door
08:01because they will
08:02not need a door
08:04well in that case
08:06would you mind
08:07drawing them
08:07a little boy's room
08:14what shall we do
08:16with the drunken sailor
08:17what shall we do
08:18with the drunken sailor
08:20what shall we do
08:21this is absolutely
08:22disgraceful
08:22I've never seen
08:23so many charges
08:24drunk
08:25absent without leave
08:27disobeying
08:28anti-malaria orders
08:29by being out
08:30after sundown
08:31with sleeves rolled up
08:32now that's very serious
08:35resisting arrest
08:36insulting an NCO
08:38so be an area declared
08:40out of bounds
08:41to wit one temple
08:42willful damage to property
08:44to wit one religious
08:45statue male
08:46now we have the statue
08:48haven't we
08:48this is the one sir
08:50oh
08:55bottom is broken
09:09what have you got to say
09:11for yourselves
09:11could we have a drink of water
09:13please
09:13no you can't
09:13answer the officer's question
09:16what are you going to say
09:17for yourselves
09:18I didn't resist arrest sir
09:20no we didn't resist arrest sir
09:21it says quite plainly here
09:22that you did
09:23if I had resisted that
09:24we'd run
09:24I would have killed him
09:26shut up
09:27you will not use coarse language
09:28in front of officers
09:28let him go on
09:29we didn't know it was a male
09:31religious statue
09:32it doesn't look very religious
09:34for that matter
09:34it doesn't look very male either
09:37shut up
09:38sahab
09:48he said you would not look very religious
09:51if you were standing in temple
09:53for two thousand years
09:54in the rain
09:55and in the wind
09:56and chidia
09:57oh ho
09:58and the birds
10:08sahab
10:15what a nasty gang on about
10:17sahab
10:18he said
10:19this statue was very beautiful
10:20and very male
10:21one day gods were angry with village
10:24and sent great storm
10:25which wash
10:26and wash
10:27and wash
10:28and make statue very clean
10:30but
10:30neither one thing
10:32or the other
10:34yes
10:35then
10:35the people of the village
10:36were so angry
10:37and were so angry
10:39because they were angry
10:41in the temple
10:41that's why
10:42oh ho ho
10:43oh sahab
10:44all the people were very angry
10:46and wanted to beat the British sahabs
10:48for being in the temple of love
10:50yes
10:51well obviously you behave
10:52like absolute beasts
10:53and make complete fools of yourselves
10:55so 28 days CB
10:56and from now on
10:58Chin Thoth is out of bounds
10:59now dismiss
11:00sahab
11:00witness Lord
11:01dismiss
11:03and you get back to your village
11:04look sleepy about it
11:05my mum
11:12oh that's lovely isn't it
11:13you give those two 28 days CB
11:16then he puts the village out of bounds
11:17they're all CB
11:19we could use the other village
11:21Min Phon
11:21oh yes
11:22you can have a high old time
11:23at the Min Phon Bazaar
11:26it's all flies and funny smells
11:28it's quite obvious
11:29you've put out the most awful black
11:30in that village
11:31and something's got to be done
11:32to smooth it all over
11:33first thing of course
11:34is to return their statue thing
11:36I'll take it back personal sir
11:37have a parley with the head man
11:39I've got a sort of knacker
11:40talking to these native wallets
11:43get on with that
11:43panthering you prize-eating burke
11:47I think we'd better send an officer
11:50Ashwood you'd better take the statue back
11:52oh yes sir
11:54now can you think of any other way
11:55we might hold out the olive branch
11:57so to speak
11:57in order to improve relations
12:00perhaps we ought to find out
12:01who are the top chaps in the village
12:02and give them a cocktail party
12:06I don't think that's a very good idea
12:08most of them don't drink sir
12:09precisely
12:10you mean having them all up here
12:12how about a brains trust
12:15well since we don't speak their language
12:17and they don't speak ours
12:18I don't think they'd be all that too easy
12:19you know
12:19but we could play some sort of game sir
12:22tennis
12:25tennis course is 125 miles away
12:27I do concentrate Ash
12:29soccer sir
12:30we could play them soccer
12:31by jove
12:31yes we could
12:32seven aside
12:33do the natives know how to play
12:35I doubt it sir
12:36in fact it's probably the only lot
12:38in the old wide world
12:39how a load of puffs could beat
12:42hold on
12:43that's not the idea at all
12:44no no no
12:45we're trying to improve relations
12:46we've got to let them win
12:49let them win sir
12:50only just mine
12:51but nevertheless
12:51they must win
12:52that don't seem right to me sir
12:53losing to a lot of natives
12:54oh never mind
12:54nobody will see
12:55look organize it will you
12:56find a pitch
12:58improvise some posts
12:59and mark it out will you
12:59do we have any whitewash
13:01the army always has whitewash sir
13:03comes on the airlift with a flanco
13:05right
13:05I'll see you inside of me
13:06par
13:07thank you
13:08oh before you go sergeant major
13:11I've got a bit of a bone
13:12to pick with you
13:14with me sir
13:15yes sergeant major
13:16I thought you were
13:17jolly cruel to those chaps
13:18not allowing them to have a drink
13:20I was not really being cruel sir
13:22you see they've been
13:23drinking rice wine
13:24it dehydrates you
13:25one drop of anything
13:26on top of that
13:26and you're just as drunk
13:28as when you started
13:30oh dear
13:31I've just sent them over
13:32two cups of char
13:54here we are
13:55this will be a lovely bit for a pitch
13:57we can have
13:58one goal over there
14:01and another goal over here
14:04how do you mind bombardier
14:06a soccer pitch has to be
14:07hundred yards long
14:08this is barely thirty
14:10well
14:10we won't have to do all that
14:12running about then
14:12will we
14:13let's get standing the goals
14:14and kick the ball at each other
14:16we'll have to scale it down a bit
14:17now if the pitch is going to be
14:19thirty yards long
14:20let's see now
14:21we could play with
14:21eight foot goals
14:22four foot ten inches high
14:24and of course a nine inch ball
14:26where would we get a nine inch ball
14:27a quite bright fellow parkings
14:30he's got common sense he has
14:31there's more than I can say for you
14:34professor hemstein
14:35where
14:35will we get a nine inch ball
14:37we could use a balloon
14:38a dutch change would be better
14:39a dot them at the depot
14:42that's ludicrous
14:42you will break into pieces
14:44at the first kick
14:44then we could hate it
14:45I'm not the fool you know
14:48you're a brother an idiot
14:49you're all brother an idiot
14:51carry on down that path
14:52move yourself
14:52move yourself
14:57I was not referring to you
14:59under parking
14:59he was quite sensible at times
15:01I was your mother by the way boy
15:09I fall out for a smoke
15:10if you haven't got any
15:11go through the motions
15:12in five minutes we're moving on
15:17we've been moving on for four hours
15:19when it comes to a silly game of football
15:20none of you will compromise
15:23for heaven's sake stop picking your toes
15:26my feet are killing me
15:27killing us as well
15:32what are you talking about man
15:34this is L shape
15:35I say sergeant major
15:36come on on your feet
15:39what's going on
15:40well just giving a man a bit of a break sir
15:42fine
15:43the colonel's furious
15:44he expected you back simply ages ago
15:47you've left him all alone
15:49well have you found anything
15:50not up to now sir
15:52what have you all been doing
15:54what's wrong with this place
15:57it's L shaped sir
15:58L shaped
15:59what does that matter
16:00it's only a silly game
16:02where's your initiative sergeant major
16:03get it marked out
16:05right
16:07you heard what the officer said
16:09get moving
16:10I want to see the whitewash
16:11flying off that brush
16:12we'll have one goal up there
16:14and one round by here
16:14but the goalies won't be able
16:16to see each other sergeant major
16:18oh sergeant never mind
16:21sergeant major
16:22where it goes round the bend
16:23shall we curve the line
16:24or shall we make an angle
16:26shall we make a curve
16:29you does not put curves on soccer bridges
16:31Mr. La-dee-da-gunna-graham
16:33you put straight lines and corners
16:35then we'll have six corners
16:36then get six blocks
16:38use your inner shitty
16:39move yourself, move yourself
16:42listen it boys
16:51that's something dwarf song right
16:55I'm close enough
16:56I can go round with a high
16:58hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho
17:01it's home from work we go
17:03keep on singing all day long
17:06hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho
17:09hi-ho, all seven in a row
17:12you positively can go round with a high
17:15hi-ho
17:24hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho
17:29hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho
17:32hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho
17:42hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho
17:45hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho
17:45hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho
17:52I think how lofty doing that shit, man, a lot of, oh no, I'm a doofus, deserved, you
18:11a bastard. That's right. Oh, here we are, sir. This is crazy, man. This is the pitch. That is one
18:23goal, sir. I see. And that is the other goal. Ah. I suppose there's no chance of these native chapits
18:32cancelling, is there? Oh, none at all. They seem frightfully keen when I challenge them. You have explained to them
18:38that knives and blowpipes and things are absolutely not on.
18:42And they did understand, didn't they? Shut up! Hope so. That's going to be a rump game, no mistake. I
18:49think, tactically speaking, we should have our fastest men on the outside of the L, and then the chaps on
18:53this side can act as a sort of bilateral pivot. Who is our fastest man? Oh, Gunnar Parkin, sir, without
19:00a shadow of a doubt. Long streak of lightning. Very alert. I thought, sir, perhaps him, Gunnar Clark, Gunnar Mackintosh,
19:08myself, would make up the forward line. Good.
19:11Cool. Well, I shan't be playing, of course. Captain Ash will be referee. What about the defence?
19:16Oh, well, sir, I don't suppose they'd get the ball in our half very much, but I thought, uh, Bombardier
19:19Bowman, Gunnar Graham, could probably, well, sort of combine and become mixed half and full back, sir.
19:24They're pretty useless, sir, but I don't think they'd be used much anyway.
19:28What about the goolee?
19:30Ah, well, sir, Gareth Evans has sprained his ankle.
19:34Who does that leave us with?
19:36Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
19:41My man.
19:42Gunnar Sagnum, sir?
19:44How bad is Evans' ankle?
19:47Too bad, sir.
19:49Well, couldn't we have put Graham in goole? I mean, he wouldn't be much use anywhere.
19:53He might do quite well there.
19:55Oh, no, sir, it's his hands.
19:56What's the matter with him?
19:57Oh, he's an artist, sir. I mean, his hands are his fortune, sir.
20:01I mean, one crushed finger, one poisoned cut, and he's useless, absolutely useless.
20:07Another piece of junk and life's rubbish heap.
20:10Right, well, I'll see you on the field.
20:12Now, don't forget, the object of this game is not to win.
20:15Because of the behaviour of one or two thoughtless gunners,
20:19this village doesn't think much of the British, and you've got to put that right.
20:22You've got to show that we're jolly sporting lot.
20:25And these native chaps must be allowed to beat us.
20:29But only just.
20:31Then we'll have a return match and beat the hell out of them.
20:34Hell, yeah.
20:35Come and have a word with me, will you happen?
20:39Whoop their ass.
20:40How are you chaps? We haven't got all night?
20:45I left Bommadeer a bommadeer in charge, sir.
20:47I don't know where they's got to.
20:48Let's be having you!
20:49If you is not on parade in 30 seconds, you is all on a fizzer!
20:53All right.
20:59Bommadeer!
21:00Don't you think you're on?
21:01Well, it was out of these from the conference.
21:04Or the Chinese jackets from the Chinese theme.
21:07Or the Mexican boleros.
21:09I thought these looked more masculine.
21:12Get him off!
21:13What's worse?
21:13Get him off!
21:14Get him off.
21:15Get him off.
21:16He doesn't like them.
21:17Get him off quickly.
21:19Help me, Bob.
21:21It's the Rangers.
21:23Come on, fellas.
21:26Not you, not you.
21:28You is British.
21:30You salutes.
21:39Good morning.
21:41My name, please, is Mohamed Baksh.
21:44Failed entrance examination, Calcutta University.
21:48Most pleased to meet you.
21:50I am your unbiased referee.
21:53I was the referee.
21:54Oh, I see.
21:57We toss.
21:59You lose.
22:01Bad luck.
22:03Cheater.
22:05Pleased to start.
22:09Hey, he got bitch.
22:11Didn't even call.
22:13Now, please be paying attention.
22:16His face, man.
22:17I have a nice, clean game.
22:19Not holding any clinches.
22:23No dirties.
22:25Understand?
22:26Malum.
22:28Do not speak Urdu to me.
22:30I am not some damn native.
22:33Speak up!
22:34Right.
22:35Place it, lads.
22:37What are you soldier boys playing at?
22:41Already you are playing dirty.
22:45You want a boat?
22:46Huh?
22:47You got a boat sound.
22:49There's really boats.
22:52You're going to crush the feet of these poor Indians.
22:55You call that sporting?
22:57I'm not going to have dirties.
23:00Take them off!
23:01That's not fair.
23:03Half feet are tender, Derek.
23:05Oh, boy.
23:06My lads are not used to playing in bare feet.
23:09Do you not know better than to argue with the referee?
23:12That's not arguing!
23:14Do not be cheeky, or I shall be taking your name down.
23:18Right.
23:19Get to it, lads.
23:22My little poison thorn.
23:24My dance career will be ruined.
23:28Oh, dear.
23:29How sad.
23:30Never mind.
23:30Hey, we're not ready!
23:31I don't know where it should be.
23:34What the freak?
23:40Bastards.
23:49Let's go.
23:55What the freak?
24:00Oh, look at your ref.
24:01That was a foul.
24:03I am the referee soldier.
24:05Why will you not be telling me how to run my business?
24:09He carried it in his hands.
24:10Don't argue with me, please.
24:13I'm not arguing.
24:14I'm telling you, mate.
24:16Right.
24:17I'm taking your name down.
24:18What is your name, please?
24:19It's William.
24:21Sergeant Major William.
24:22Shut up.
24:23What a snitch.
24:24William.
24:26What the hell?
24:27That was our kickoff.
24:37What is he talking about?
24:40That was offside.
24:41You are quite right.
24:43Penalty.
24:45Dance.
24:47Come on, Lofty.
24:53Damn it, man.
24:56That was supposed to be our penalty, your great burke.
24:59One more goal for being rude to the referee.
25:05That sucks.
25:14Oh, no, man.
25:20You're having a good time.
25:26Oh, no.
25:29Five, five, five, five, five, five.
25:35It was 27.
25:40This is definitely debuff.
25:42Big time.
25:43One more piece of dirty foulness.
25:46You'll be sent off.
26:04Afternoon, Ashwood.
26:05What's the score?
26:0651-0.
26:0751-0?
26:09Well, this is disgraceful.
26:11I distinctly told our chaps to let these Indians win.
26:13They are doing, sir.
26:1451-0.
26:15They're winning 51-0?
26:18Good Lord, it's a debuff.
26:20That's just what I've been saying, sir.
26:27Now what's the matter?
26:28Half time.
26:30Half time.
26:34Sorry, I couldn't get lemons.
26:35Good.
26:36You can have half a mango, will you?
26:37And one cup of char, absolutely free, sir.
26:40All right.
26:41This is terrible, Sergeant Major.
26:43If the news leaks out, we'll be the laughing stock of the 14th Army.
26:46What can he do with a rough-like answer?
26:48He gave one penalty for leg before wicket.
26:51Well, you know we're finished.
26:52I suppose you realise that.
26:53I mean, the audience won't want to come and see our shows anymore.
26:56They'll just laugh at us and make rude remarks.
26:57And it's all your fault.
27:00Couldn't we stop giving them shows for a couple of weeks, till they forget?
27:03They never forget.
27:05Well, surely there's something we could do.
27:07If all is not yet lost,
27:09I have a feeling that Charwalla might be able to help.
27:12Charwalla, a word in your ear, my dear fellow.
27:15Well, it's up to you, Sergeant Major.
27:17But we can't allow them to win with a score like that.
27:19At this rate, they'll win 98-0.
27:21No worry, sir.
27:22I've got a subtle plan to stop this rot.
27:26Sergeant!
27:28Next time that ball passes you,
27:30you can find a barracks for three days.
27:31Understood?
27:32Yes, Sergeant Major.
27:34Oh, I laughed.
27:35Come on!
27:35We're the ones to keep you kidding me!
27:37Have a shot!
27:38Hooray!
27:39Yes!
27:40Beautiful gold!
27:42Most beautiful gold I've ever seen!
27:44And I'm deafening it was not a foul!
27:47Mr. Desh, what?
27:48Those Indian chaps didn't try to stop our chaps at all.
27:51This is definitely the most extraordinary game I've ever seen.
27:56Oh!
27:58OK!
28:03Whoa!
28:07And a very beautiful gold!
28:09She had delight!
28:12Well, you damn bribed them!
28:14Seems to be working.
28:17What's happening at their gold?
28:19I'll go around the court and have a look.
28:25All right!
28:26Such a beautiful gold!
28:28It makes my heart flinging!
28:31Well done!
28:33Well done!
28:3450-51!
28:36A very satisfactory score.
28:37Now, as soon as you're cleaned up,
28:39you'll have the rest of the day off.
28:40Carry on, Sergeant Major.
28:41All right!
28:46He's fine!
28:49What happened?
28:50Magintosh,
28:51did you frighten them natives
28:52so they wouldn't touch the ball?
28:54No, Sergeant Major.
28:55Clark?
28:56No, Sergeant Major.
28:58Well, who did then?
28:59It was I, Sergeant Major.
29:02You?
29:04You couldn't frighten Miss Muffet!
29:07I merely got the charwaller
29:09to drop a hint
29:09that the ball was made
29:11of female cow skin.
29:13Well, as you know,
29:14the female cow is a sacred animal
29:15so they wouldn't kick it.
29:18Rather ingenious,
29:19don't you think, Sergeant Major?
29:21Ingenious?
29:23Disgraceful.
29:24Anyway,
29:25that does not account for the referee.
29:28I had a little word with him, sir.
29:31I told him
29:32if he didn't play fair
29:33our gods would send a storm
29:35which would wash him
29:36and wash him
29:36and wash him
29:37till he was very, very clean
29:39but neither one thing
29:40or the other.
29:43One man.
29:44All right, boys.
29:48Don't have the car.
29:49The boys still wait to say
29:51With music and laughter
29:53So happy one's away
29:55So amazing,
29:56the laughter's in the hay
29:57Hick, hick, hick
29:58with songs
29:58and sketches
29:59and jokes are the new
30:00With us about
30:02Do you want to bring
30:03So meet the gang
30:05cause the boys are here
30:06The boys to entertain you
30:10Hick, hick, hick, hick, hick
30:11Hick, hick, hick, hick, hick
30:12So give us a cheer
30:13with the hay
30:14Hick, hick, hick
30:15Let's gather around
30:16And go gally gally gally
30:18With us about
30:19There's plenty of fun
30:21So meet the gang
30:22Cause the boys are here
30:24The boys to entertain you
30:26B-O-B-O-Y-S
30:30Boys to entertain you
30:32And up for the glory
30:36Mother of the peace
30:39Shut up!
30:43Ladies and gentlemen
30:45If you made it this far
30:46Use the code word
30:48GAME
30:48Cause it's game day
30:50Today
30:50Nothing like this
30:52Will bring
30:52My competitive spirits
30:54I love
30:55Sports so much
30:56That you know
30:57Once I see any sort of game
30:59You know
31:00Sport
31:00Whatever
31:01I'm all in
31:02I get hype
31:03I get into it
31:04So this
31:05Was a lot of fun
31:06Ladies and gentlemen
31:07So use the code word
31:08GAME
31:09In the comments down below
31:10Hold up
31:13Wait
31:14Wait
31:14Wait a minute
31:16He didn't even call
31:20Ladies and gentlemen
31:21My man
31:22Ashwood
31:22Some of the craziest
31:24Facial expressions
31:25You know
31:27There's a lot of characters
31:29That you know
31:30Remind me of myself
31:31As far as like
31:32Being a doof
31:33And
31:34And I love it
31:35I love characters
31:37Like that
31:37I'm drawn to characters
31:39Like that
31:40Whether it's
31:41You know
31:42Whether it's my boy
31:45Lofty sometimes
31:46You know
31:47But
31:49I've been
31:51Becoming more and more
31:52Of a fan
31:53Of Ashwood
31:55As time has gone
31:57Go on
31:57There's just something special
31:58About that character
32:00Man
32:00And sometimes
32:01I could only
32:03Imagine
32:04You could see it
32:04In the
32:05The colonel
32:05Sometimes
32:06That
32:06And sometimes
32:07He does his head
32:08In as well
32:09Like
32:09He's like
32:10Man
32:10He want to go off
32:12He want to say
32:13Something crazy
32:13On him
32:14You know
32:15Sergeant Major
32:15Shut up a lot of times
32:17Wants to really say something
32:18But you know
32:19He is outranked
32:20In those
32:21Situations there
32:22But you know
32:22Ashwood
32:23Sometimes man
32:24He says some crazy ass shit
32:26And he makes me laugh
32:27And that's what I love
32:29About his character
32:30You know
32:30Hopefully it never changes
32:32I don't believe he will
32:33You know
32:34It's such good
32:35Clever writing
32:36And funny writing here
32:37And you know
32:38Our boys
32:39Let's say
32:41Mac and Nobby
32:42Got a little
32:43Time
32:44To
32:45Let loose
32:47To you know
32:47To release
32:49I guess you can say
32:50And just go buck wild
32:51Go crazy
32:52And so it was nice
32:53To see them
32:54Coming in
32:55All drunk as shit
32:56You know
32:57Mac was having me
32:58Laughing
32:59And so
32:59He's a pretty fierce
33:01Dude there
33:02He said
33:02I would have killed him
33:03Man
33:03And like
33:04I don't believe him
33:06Man
33:06Something believable
33:07About that guy
33:08But man
33:08I know
33:10I forgot the gentleman
33:11In the comments
33:12A long time ago
33:14Who said that
33:15He was the guy
33:16From Benidorm
33:17I'm sorry to bring it
33:17Back up again
33:18Man
33:18And you know
33:20With the
33:20The gags
33:21And stuff like that
33:22Man
33:22And I
33:23Every time I see him now
33:25I just
33:26I can't unsee it
33:27So it's another
33:28Cool thing
33:29Just knowing
33:30And remembering
33:30And you know
33:31He's doing a hell
33:32Of a good job
33:33On this performance
33:34Again
33:34He was only
33:35In that one episode
33:36Essentially
33:38And you know
33:39We get to see
33:39A little bit more
33:40Of his acting
33:41Chop
33:41So it's another
33:42Performance that we've
33:43Grown to just appreciate
33:45You're starting to see
33:46A little bit more
33:46Guys getting a little bit
33:48More limelight
33:48It freshens it up
33:50Obviously
33:51It's still gonna be
33:53Predominantly
33:54At least for me
33:54Watching
33:56You know
33:57My boy
33:57Sergeant Major
33:58Shut up
33:59It's still
34:00You know
34:01He's still the draw
34:02He still cracks me up
34:03You know
34:04I love how
34:05A lot of times
34:06He's just given
34:07A lot of the responsibility
34:08He's the guy
34:09And you need
34:10Guys like this
34:11You need characters like this
34:13Who's gonna be doing
34:13The brunt of the work
34:14You know
34:15Colonel
34:15These guys
34:16Want to go to sleep
34:17They want to get some shut eye
34:18But Sergeant Major
34:20Shut up
34:20Is the guy
34:20The man
34:21For the master plan here
34:22But you know
34:23They got themselves
34:24In a pickle
34:24Because of the actions
34:26Of Bobby and Mac
34:28You know
34:29They messed up
34:29This statue
34:30You know
34:31You're insulting them
34:32And now
34:34They gotta think about
34:35How to fix it
34:36You know
34:38How to mend
34:38Defenses here
34:39Essentially
34:40So
34:40A game time
34:42Sign me up
34:43A little bit of
34:43Competitive
34:44You know
34:45My competitive
34:46Comes out
34:47In full
34:48Full circle
34:49Here
34:49Full swing
34:50Here
34:50So I was
34:51Entertained
34:51From the game
34:52Alone
34:52And man
34:54I want to
34:54Wish to be
34:55On the field
34:56There was
34:56Something
34:57You know
34:57If you played
34:58A lot of sports
34:58And
35:01You've enjoyed it
35:02It just brings
35:03A different animal
35:05Video games
35:06Is the closest
35:06Thing to that
35:07As well
35:08For me
35:08That just brings
35:10That spirit
35:11Here
35:11So I know
35:11I wasn't in there
35:12You know
35:14But in spirit
35:15I am
35:15So I'm
35:16Getting amped
35:16Up
35:17You got
35:17Lofty
35:17As the
35:18Goalkeeper
35:18Here
35:19That was
35:20Cracking me
35:20Up
35:20And then
35:21These guys
35:22Making this
35:22L shape
35:23How are we
35:24Going to see
35:24The ball
35:25There
35:25Graham
35:26Stay getting
35:27Insulted
35:28But he's
35:28Another guy
35:30That has
35:30Such great
35:31Facial expressions
35:32Almost look
35:33Like
35:33You know
35:33He feels
35:34Like
35:34The way
35:35He makes
35:35His facial
35:36Expressions
35:37When
35:37Sergeant Major
35:38Shut up
35:38Is upset
35:39Is almost
35:40As the
35:41Feeling
35:41As if
35:42He's
35:42Going to
35:42Get hit
35:43Like
35:43He just
35:43He squirms
35:45A little bit
35:46There's
35:46Something magical
35:47About my
35:48Boy
35:49Graham
35:49There
35:49But you
35:50Know
35:50Gloria
35:50Was right
35:51As well
35:51Like you
35:52Know
35:52That
35:53He has
35:54Precious
35:55Fingers
35:56You know
35:56Piano
35:57And Gloria
35:59Has got
35:59Them dancing
36:00Feet
36:00You know
36:01So
36:02For him
36:02To get
36:03A little
36:03Hurt
36:03On there
36:04He was
36:04Cracking
36:04Me the
36:05Hell
36:05Up there
36:06But it
36:06Was
36:06He was
36:07So excited
36:07That he
36:08Scored a
36:09Goal
36:09Maybe it
36:09Would have
36:09Been his
36:10First goal
36:10With his
36:10Real life
36:11So I
36:11Was so
36:12Happy
36:12But you
36:13Know
36:13Graham
36:13And Gloria
36:15Figured out
36:15A way
36:16To make
36:17You know
36:18Because at
36:18The end
36:19Of the day
36:1951
36:20That's
36:21Whack
36:21That's not
36:22A game
36:22That's a
36:22Damn
36:23Slaughterhouse
36:23There
36:24So I
36:25Would have
36:25Been
36:26Extremely
36:26Pissed off
36:27If you
36:27Know
36:27I would
36:28Lose
36:28Like that
36:29Man
36:29Because again
36:30My
36:30Competitive
36:31Spirit
36:32Goes crazy
36:33There
36:33And I
36:34Will compete
36:35Until the
36:36Wire
36:36I got
36:36I got to
36:37Be dead
36:37For me
36:38To stop
36:38Competing
36:38And stuff
36:39And a lot
36:39Of people
36:39Give up
36:40And I
36:41Was glad
36:41That the
36:41Colonel
36:42Was like
36:42We're going
36:43To be the
36:43Laughing
36:43Stock
36:44If this
36:44Word
36:45Gets out
36:46We're going
36:47To be the
36:47Laughing
36:47Stock
36:48So I'm
36:48Glad they
36:49Changed
36:49Their tune
36:49Things
36:50Worked out
36:51Well
36:52You know
36:53I'm hearing
36:53A little
36:53Bit
36:53Snow White
36:54Seven
36:54Dwarfs
36:55Kind of
36:55Bit
36:56Here
36:56With
36:56Char
36:57Walla
36:57You know
36:58When he's
36:59Singing in
36:59The background
37:00There
37:00With that
37:01Hi-Ho
37:01Shit
37:02I was loving
37:03That
37:03I think
37:04It's not
37:04The first
37:05Time
37:05But I
37:06Could be
37:06Bugging
37:07But anyways
37:07I enjoyed
37:08The episode
37:09You know
37:10A little
37:10Sports time
37:11Change up
37:11The pace
37:12These guys
37:12Get a little
37:13Fun
37:15You know
37:16Punkawalla
37:18Punkawalla
37:19Sorry I know
37:19We get these
37:20Names chopped
37:21Up
37:21I'm so
37:22Bad
37:22And I
37:23Feel bad
37:23But you
37:24Know
37:24You gotta
37:25Stay
37:26Slacking
37:27On
37:27The job
37:28Man
37:29You know
37:29You stay
37:29Slacking
37:30On the job
37:30And that's
37:31Something that
37:31I like
37:31About his
37:32Character
37:32You know
37:33You gotta
37:33Have coffee
37:34You know
37:34You gotta
37:35Have break
37:35Time
37:35Tea time
37:36Essentially
37:36Man
37:36Even a man
37:38Needs to
37:39Have a little
37:40Break and
37:40Just chill
37:41Out
37:41But I
37:41Definitely
37:41Feel like
37:42He be
37:42Chilling out
37:43A little
37:43Bit more
37:43Than he's
37:44Supposed
37:44To do
37:45But
37:45Isn't
37:45That like
37:46Everybody
37:46That
37:47You know
37:47Works in
37:48A job
37:48Works in
37:49An office
37:49Don't
37:50We all
37:50Find ways
37:51You know
37:52Slack off
37:53A little
37:53Bit
37:54Yeah
37:54I'm doing
37:54Work and
37:55Shit
37:55And meanwhile
37:55They're like
37:56On emails
37:57And
37:58On browsing
37:59The internet
37:59And stuff
38:00Like that
38:00Ain't nobody
38:01Worked in
38:02You know
38:03Eight hours
38:04Straight or
38:04However long
38:05You work
38:05You gotta have
38:06A little
38:07Slack off
38:07Time
38:07Man
38:08Shit
38:08I always
38:08Would find
38:09Ways to
38:10Make it
38:10A little
38:10Bit more
38:12Tolerable
38:12You know
38:13I've done
38:13Some crazy
38:14Stuff
38:14I won't
38:14Say
38:14Just in
38:15Case
38:15They may
38:15Be watching
38:16Here
38:16Or something
38:17Like that
38:17The ways
38:18That I
38:19Would make
38:19Some stuff
38:20Up
38:20You know
38:20Make my
38:21Time go
38:21Very quickly
38:22But anyways
38:23Did you enjoy
38:24The episode
38:24That's the
38:25Number one
38:25Thing
38:25Best way
38:26To let
38:26Me know
38:27It's by
38:27Commenting
38:28Down below
38:28As always
38:29Just thanks
38:29For kicking
38:30It
38:30Always a
38:31Good time
38:31With Sergeant
38:32Major
38:32Shut Up
38:33And crew
38:33You know
38:34Whipping
38:34These boys
38:35Into shape
38:35And as always
38:36Just thanks
38:36For rocking
38:37With me
38:37Thanks for
38:37Kicking it
38:38Don't forget
38:38To subscribe
38:39If you enjoyed
38:40The content
38:40Ladies and
38:41Gentlemen
38:41Thank you
38:42To all
38:42Those who
38:43Just simply
38:43You know
38:44Watching
38:45The content
38:46I appreciate
38:46That
38:47I'll see
38:47You soon
38:47Peace out
38:48Take care
38:48Be well
38:48All the best
38:49Peace