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00:00what's up wolfbag fam it's your boy kid back at it again hope you're doing well continuing my
00:15journey alongside sergeant major shut up and the resident gang got the giggles because i know
00:22i'm in for a treat i've been looking forward to watching another episode finally get a chance to
00:26sit down and record it watch it etc etc for you all so you know kick back relax go get your snacks
00:34because snacks is not included dammit you gotta bring your own fancy a cup and go make a sandwich
00:38whatever you need to come kick in with me and hopefully you'll have a laugh alongside me let's
00:43get it snacks not included let's freaking go meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to
00:51entertain you with music and laughter to help you on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey
00:59with songs and sketches and jokes on and you with us about you and feel blue so meet the gang cause
01:07the boys are here the boys to entertain you
01:14oh my godfathers what happy it is so dusty and dry
01:32we are all waiting for the monsoons to break then we can get some rain
01:38oh it is so lovely when the rains come here in india all our plants and flowers begin to bloom
01:44just like your english spring when your young lambs are born our little creatures are also born
01:51baby cobras baby pythons baby scorpions and baby spiders oh it is such delight and what could be
02:02nicer than a glass of pure water from the heavens above huh sir if it is andy or whoa hey glass of beer
02:09shit up straight when you are punkering oh gosh it's hot oh it's a dash nuisance i'm trying to write
02:21this letter to my wife but the sweat keeps dripping off my face and smudging the ink i said write it all
02:26out again now i shouldn't bother just put ps i miss you and she'll think it's tears it's like an oven
02:33in this office
02:33panka career good heavens sir guess what the thermometer's reading something light agatha christie
02:48some people always have to make silly jokes that was rather rude ashwood i'm terribly sorry it's
02:57this dreadful humidity it's making you more nervy and on edge well pull yourself together
03:01my word sir does you know what the thermometer is reading the decline and fall of the roman empire
03:07108 degrees sir i heard the monsoon isn't due for another week let's hope it doesn't get very much
03:15hotter always a difficult time sure in india sir i've seen men go stark raving mad you hear that
03:20ashwood you better watch out oh by the way i've had this report from the mo the concert parties in a
03:27bad way they're all suffering from prickly heat that is because they will not take their salt tablets
03:30well you better see they do i'll see to it right away sir
03:34shut up what's the concert party doing what's up they're all very sicky with the prickly heat
03:46and they have prostate on their charcoys
03:50oh dear how sad never mind we may see what we can do to relieve their suffering
03:56go there more get a lot of salt tablets jolly bagel bagel
03:59sleepy time girl you're turning netting today sleepy time girl you dance
04:11we're sick we're sick sick sick what are you doing are you made
04:28didn't realize it was you sergeant major you see i was i was asleep i was delirious
04:38hey you're lying bad in the middle of the day
04:44but we're sick shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up slow
05:05I can't help it, Sergeant Major. This is prickly heat.
05:07Shut up!
05:08Therefore orders clearly state the British at the ranch will not scratch their prickly heat bumps.
05:13Leave yourself alone, bombardier, or I will make you wear boxing gloves.
05:20Pay attention, lovely boys.
05:22This is the oddest time of the year.
05:25And we are not going to give in.
05:28We are going to fight it.
05:31The British soldiers, as always, fought the heat.
05:36And that is how the British Empire was built.
05:39With plenty of guts.
05:43And plenty of gin and tonic.
05:47In other odd climates, them foreigners do not know how to fight the heat.
05:51Every afternoon, they have what is called a fiesta.
05:55They lie around under banana trees, with their hats over their eyes having a kip.
06:01Now, why do we not lie around under banana trees?
06:07Can I suck them?
06:09Because you won't let us.
06:14Stop!
06:15That's a good answer.
06:16You can't be a British!
06:18We get off our backsides and defies the sun.
06:22Come on, let's see you do it.
06:24When I say, defy the sun, you say, come on sun, do you a worst.
06:29Ready?
06:31Defy the sun.
06:32Come on, son.
06:37That is no good.
06:39Because the sun is not afraid of a load of puss.
06:45Do it like men.
06:47Make the sun tremble with fear.
06:50Defy it.
06:51Again, on this time, shake your fists at it.
06:53Defy the sun!
06:54Come on, sun, do you a worst!
06:56Defy the sun!
06:57Come on, sun, do you a worst!
06:58Defy the sun!
06:59Come on, sun, do you a worst!
07:01I say, what's going on, Sergeant Major?
07:03Oh, I was just telling the men to fight the sun, sir.
07:06Oh, good show. Carry on.
07:10The sun isn't an anatomical entity.
07:12It's an inanimate object.
07:14How can we possibly fight it, Sergeant Major?
07:16How can we possibly fight it, Sergeant Major?
07:19Let me tell you, Mr. Lardydogan Graham,
07:20the British Army can fight anything, intimate or not.
07:24Stop, you assistant!
07:25Stop, you assistant!
07:26Stand still!
07:28Bearer!
07:29Let me talk.
07:30Let me chuck in.
07:31Now, lovely boys.
07:33I is going to make you do something
07:35which I cannot rely on you to do on your own.
07:37And you all know what that is, don't you?
07:39Must we do it out here on the barracks square, Sergeant Major?
07:43After all, we're not children.
07:44Shut up.
07:45Get you a Pialas and hold them out.
07:51Fill them up, Bearer.
07:52I'll check how they made it up.
07:53They is going to need a lot of Pawnee
07:55to take their salt tablets.
07:56Now, on the command one,
07:58you will open your mouths
07:59and stick out your tongue.
08:03Watch it, then.
08:05What?
08:09Not you, not you!
08:12Where's that salt tablets?
08:13Oh, yes, sir.
08:15Right.
08:16Keep it down still.
08:24Sir?
08:26Beautiful tongue, boy.
08:30Keep your tongue still, Sagdon.
08:31You have got an idle tongue.
08:33I will not have idle tongues on parade.
08:43Right.
08:45Tans in.
08:47Mouths closed.
08:49Now, I knows you is crafty enough
08:50to hide them little salt tablets
08:51in you a big mouth
08:52till my back is turned
08:53and then spit them out.
08:55So, you is going to crunch them.
08:59Start crunching.
09:01Crunch! Crunch!
09:05Drink!
09:06Crunch!
09:07Crunch!
09:08Crunch!
09:09Crunch!
09:10Crunch!
09:11Drink!
09:12Here.
09:14That's, I have to.
09:15A's left.
09:17I see, sir.
09:18Men are all sticking their tongues out
09:19at the sergeant major.
09:22If no way to put them
09:23on a charge,
09:24rinsaboard a...
09:25in... THINGY.
09:27Do use your intelligence, Ashwood.
09:28I don't want them all
09:29stamping in here
09:30and their heavy boots,
09:31it's far too hot.
09:32Come away,
09:33pretend you haven't seen them.
09:34Crunch!
09:35There we go, chung.
09:37Crunch!
09:39Drink!
09:40Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but when do you take your salt tablets?
09:47Let me tell you, Mr. Lardy-Lard, you're going to grey my eyes out more salt tablets than you's out at dinner.
09:51I will show you, right? I'll show you, right?
09:54Ah, ah.
10:05There you are.
10:10Huh?
10:15Are the men still sticking their tongue down the Sergeant Major, actually?
10:17No, sir.
10:18Oh, good.
10:19Sergeant Major's sticking his tongue out at the middle.
10:24Actually, that's all right. He's allowed to do it to them.
10:27And that is the way to take a salt tablet.
10:31Sergeant Major, you didn't crunch it.
10:33Aye, and crunching's the hardest bit, eh?
10:36Rubbish.
10:37I don't reckon anyone could crunch more than three without being sick.
10:40I'll bet the Sergeant Major could.
10:48Beauty boy.
10:49Yes, sir.
10:49I'd say it was impossible to take more than three salt tablets without being sick, Sergeant Major.
10:53Shut up!
10:54I never heard so much last about to take a few salt tablets all my life!
10:57I will show you, right? I'll show you.
10:59You took two, right?
11:00I will take six.
11:01Six?
11:02I will crunch them.
11:05Vera, you issue the salt tablets.
11:07I just made it up.
11:10Start counting.
11:13One.
11:18Two.
11:24Three.
11:24Three.
11:27Two.
11:27Four.
11:30Five.
11:31Five.
11:49Marked up more than he could chew.
11:51There, I have done it, because I am a man, and I can control my stomach, not like you,
12:13a lord of pot.
12:17Dismissed.
12:19He kills me, man.
12:22What a guy, man.
12:37I got him, boy.
12:41Tell me, Randy, why is it that just before the monsoons, the British dig deep trenches around their houses?
12:48You ruddy, foolish person.
12:52That is to keep the water out.
12:54If they did not do that, their houses would be flooded, and we British do not like to get our feet wet.
12:59The Manchester cantonment, which, as you know, has heaviest monsoons in whole of England, has huge monsoon trench all around us.
13:10Not only does this keep the rainwater out, but it also stops the sheep from straying.
13:17Because the English people don't want to tell the world that they have made their feet wet.
13:24That's why they call it Manchester Sheep Canal.
13:29What the hell?
13:30I'll get our mind the whole day
13:35Right pay attention is you listening to me gonna say again? Yes, I did made you
14:05How long shall we keep digging sergeant major until it is up to your shoulders lovely boy
14:13How long shall I keep digging sergeant major?
14:20It really is awfully hot for this kind of works aren't major awfully hot for this kind of works aren't major you?
14:25Yeah, sir has you been doing what I told you today?
14:29What was that sergeant major?
14:31Fighting the Sun not actually fighting it
14:34Not today right. We will do some now. Are you ready? Defy the Sun
14:39Come on, son, do your worst
14:42Again Defy the Sun
14:44Come on, son, do your worst
14:47Let us hear you loud and clear gunners again
14:50Defy the Sun
14:51Come on, son, do your worst
14:54Yeah
14:55Oh, you saved their lives, Muhammad
15:02All right, fellas tea break get in the shade
15:04Give in for the Sun
15:05All right, son
15:08You, we
15:09We
15:17Help me, please
15:19All right, son
15:20Oh, don't
15:21Anybody there?
15:22Oh, shit, no drink for him
15:25I'm on with the sky, you little man
15:30Oh, that was a nice hot cup of tea.
15:33Oh, thanks, Vanjie.
15:38Are you all right, Lofty?
15:42I think it's cruel a way that Sergeant Major keeps taking the mickey out of him.
15:45Well, I've had enough of it. He's always making remarks about my stature.
15:48I can't help being small. I'll tell you, one of these days he'll drive me too far.
15:52I hate him, I hate him, I hate him! I've had enough of it! I've had enough!
15:55I can't stand it any longer! I can't stand it!
15:58Whoa!
16:02Saab, he has got it.
16:04Got what?
16:05The monsoon madness, Saab.
16:06What's monsoon madness?
16:07Oh, Saab, it is the sickness that has afflicted British troops ever since they came to India.
16:12You see, Saab, as the monsoon approaches, it gets hotter and hotter, and heat presses on brain.
16:17Permit me to tell you one story, Saab.
16:22Years ago, my father was better to a young officer who was a very bad man.
16:26Oh, boat got up. All the soldiers hated him.
16:29And he was making their lives one hell of a hell.
16:32Well, as the monsoon approached, things grew worse and worse.
16:37Then one day, one of the soldiers got the madness.
16:40And he ran into this naughty officer's basher, and he shat him. Stunny dead.
16:47Hangy, isn't there any cure?
16:49Yes, Saab. When the monsoon was broken, the madness would pass.
16:52But until then, lofty Saab would be...
16:54Oh, shit.
17:00Twist.
17:04Twist.
17:07Twist.
17:08I mean, stick.
17:09You said twist.
17:10You said twist.
17:11You said twist.
17:12I said stick.
17:13No, you didn't.
17:14Yes, I did.
17:15You said twist, Harry Haggard.
17:18You have to defeat that, pal.
17:20I can't remember what I said.
17:23You're getting my nerve.
17:24And you're getting my nerve.
17:25Hey, listen, fellas.
17:26Remember what the sergeant made us eat?
17:27We mustn't let this eat get us down.
17:29Oh, look, fellas.
17:30Are we playing cards or what?
17:31Yes.
17:32Let's carry on, then.
17:34Pick your money up.
17:35What game they playing?
17:36See, chaps.
17:38What's Lofty doing?
17:40Don't ask me.
17:41Oh, please.
17:42I'm getting worried about Lofty.
17:43I think we ought to tell the MO.
17:44He was making very strange noises in his sleep last night.
17:52Now what's he doing?
17:54Don't look round.
17:55Just don't look round.
17:57I reckon he's going to shoot himself.
18:00Don't be silly.
18:01He hasn't got any ammunition.
18:06Holy shit.
18:07You all right?
18:08Chill out, bro.
18:09It's no use.
18:10I thought it would get it out of my system.
18:12But it hasn't.
18:14I still hate him.
18:17I'm going to strangle him with me bare hands.
18:19I'm going to squeeze the life out of him.
18:21You couldn't squeeze a lemon.
18:24I feel as if I've got the strength of ten men.
18:26Ten men?
18:28Well, ten little men.
18:32We're your friends.
18:33Come over here.
18:34Leave me alone.
18:35I hate him.
18:36I hate him.
18:38Perhaps we ought to go after him.
18:39Oh, don't be silly.
18:40How can he possibly kill the sergeant major?
18:43He'll soon calm down.
18:44Come, let's take cards.
18:48Right.
18:49Gloria.
18:50Yes?
18:51I'm bit worried.
18:52Well, we're all worried about Lofty, aren't we?
18:53Not Lofty, it's me.
18:54Eh?
18:55There's a desert song scene where I come on and say,
18:57Water, water, for God's sake, give me water.
19:00Yes.
19:01I think it should be,
19:02Water, water, for God's sake, give me water.
19:05Is that better?
19:06Well, it's...
19:07Look, fellas, it's back.
19:08Don't look round.
19:09Are you, er, alright, Lofty?
19:10I feel fine, thanks.
19:11Good.
19:12What's that you got there?
19:13A tin of petrol.
19:14Whoa!
19:15Nice!
19:16Anybody got a match?
19:17Aye.
19:18What are you doing?
19:19Thanks very much.
19:21Oh, thank you.
19:22On the other hand, I could say, Water, water, for God's sake, give me water.
19:38Petrol.
19:39Matches.
19:40Oh!
19:44I'll get him.
19:45I'll get him.
19:51There's nothing coming!
19:53We can't!
19:54We can't get him!
19:55We can't get him!
19:56We can't get him!
20:00I don't present a word on fire.
20:05You're the bombardier, and you've got to do something.
20:07Aye, Petrol.
20:08You cannae let things go on like this.
20:10Just the minute I'm thinking.
20:17But he's such a little man.
20:19How can he possibly kill the sergeant major?
20:21Well, he totally nearly succeeded last night with that petrol.
20:23Look, he hasn't got any ammunition, so he can't shoot him, right?
20:26He can't get near enough to stab him with a knife, right?
20:29And he hasn't got any poison.
20:31So how else can he kill him?
20:32Ha-ha!
20:35Oh!
20:36Look, the monsoon will break in a few days, and then Lofty will be alright.
20:48In the meantime, we've just got to watch him day and night.
20:52Oh!
20:53Oh, hot crap!
20:54Look, the monsoon will break in a few days, and then Lofty will be alright.
20:59In the meantime, we've just got to watch him day and night.
21:02night
21:04ah
21:06bad news
21:08oh
21:10oh
21:12oh
21:14you're ready fools
21:16how dare you come bursting in here
21:18what we are having in parking conference
21:20tell them Ramzan
21:22to me
21:24what sir
21:26he said that lofty sir is digging a big pit
21:28blimey he's gonna bury the sergeant major
21:32let me let me let you go like it's okay
21:34okay who do you make
21:36are you here or job is cooper
21:38oh
21:42not forsake me
21:44oh my god
21:46are you there
21:48calling you out
21:50we're gonna have a showdown
21:56do you hear me williams
21:58i'm waiting
22:02yes
22:04yes
22:10this camp isn't big enough for both of us williams
22:16what off your flaming rocker
22:18we're going to settle this here and now
22:22watch it boy
22:24you don't want to end up in the glass house
22:26there isn't a glass house big enough to hold me
22:32touch of the sun boy
22:34now come in you're in the shade
22:36we'll have a nice little chat
22:38you and me are through talking williams
22:40this is why you get yours
22:42watch it
22:44he's going to lead him into the pit
22:46we've got to stop him
22:48show us where it is vandy
22:50he gets up
22:52you're yellow williams
22:54you've made my life a hell
22:56and now you're going to pay
22:58oh
23:00oh
23:02oh
23:04shit
23:06holy mo
23:08can't catch me
23:12fish face
23:14a little lofty bag
23:16a little lofty bag
23:18davity
23:26Sa
23:30come on
23:32ha ha ha ha ha
23:36So I ordered them to place Gunnar Sugden under close arrest, sir, and that is the old story.
23:48Why did you all throw yourselves in front of the sergeant major, Armadier?
23:51Well, you see, sir, we were trying to protect Mr. Williams, sir,
23:54and we weren't quite sure what Gunnar Sugden might do to him.
23:58In the prisoner's defence, sir, I think I can say that he is a weak, ineffectual character.
24:03Who under normal circumstances would not say boot away goose.
24:06It is my opinion that the son has disarranged him,
24:09and he is a victim of what is known amongst British troops here in India as monsoon madness.
24:14I understand your concerns, sir, but this is a very serious charge,
24:18insulting behaviour and threatening physical violence.
24:21We have no proof that Gunnar Sugden is suffering from monsoon madness.
24:26I must say he looks perfectly sane to me.
24:29What have you got to say for yourself, Sugden?
24:31Sons of France, surround us, break the chains that bind us,
24:37and to help with Burgundy!
24:42Let's go, brother!
24:44I see.
24:59Detain in Camp Hospital for medical report.
25:02That is all.
25:03Dismiss.
25:03Bring us!
25:04Lord, let's get this!
25:05I have nopping man!
25:06I've got nogenommen!
25:08It's not me, it's not me!
25:09I haven't seen it!
25:10I ain't half nervous, Gloria.
25:25Yep.
25:26Lofty's in Hospital, and you're the only one that knows the song.
25:29Remember, Parky, the show must go on.
25:32Water, water, for God's sake, give me water.
25:36Bell tub.
25:37Well, lovely boy, you'll be chance, I'll be watching.
25:40Five better shoulders, show him off on stage.
25:47How's this?
25:48Water, water, for God's sake, give me water.
25:52No, chef, just say the words.
25:54Bell tub, here's the brand news.
25:55Lofty Sarver has escaped from the hospital.
25:57Bell, do you think you'll come here?
25:59I don't know.
26:00I can't think about that now.
26:02Well, show.
26:03Parky, you're wrong.
26:05You're wrong, too.
26:05You forgot to put the mountain on.
26:07Put the mountain on.
26:08Here, ladies.
26:15Thank you, fellas.
26:16Thank you very much, fellas.
26:19And now we say farewell to Sir Fleur and hello to the desert soul.
26:23The scene takes place in a rift stronghold in the mountains of Morocco.
26:28Take it away, Professor.
26:36Oh, thank you.
26:38Hey, get out of sight, you burk.
26:40Hey, get out of sight, you burk.
26:42Oh, my God.
26:43Oh, my God.
26:43Oh, my God.
26:44Oh, my God.
26:45Oh, my God.
26:45Oh, my God.
26:47Oh, my God.
26:47Oh, my God.
26:49Oh, my God.
26:50Blue, and blue, and blue, and on, and sand, kissin' the blue.
27:07Sure is going well tonight, yes?
27:09I think it's rotten.
27:11This fellow, Parkins, isn't a pet on Gunnar-Suggedon.
27:13You really are getting most awfully rafety, aren't you?
27:16The sooner or more the monsoon breaks, the better.
27:17Give me that night, dear boy, and let my arms in yours.
27:28Do you remember this bit, Ashlyn?
27:30Who knows that?
27:31I don't know, and I don't care.
27:33Look, if you're going to behave like this all night,
27:35I should understand somewhere else.
27:39That's my boy.
27:40Beautiful.
27:41Beautiful.
27:42Who knows?
27:43I don't know.
27:44It's a desert song.
27:45I just love the sea.
27:53Where am I?
27:55Sudden?
27:56What am I doing here?
27:57I don't know.
27:58I feel funny.
27:59I've got a great race that's been taken off me.
28:02Are you always likely singing my song?
28:03Shut up.
28:04Shut up!
28:06Be boy no desert flower, be boy.
28:09I cannot be yours!
28:11Could I have another lover?
28:13See what I have done to your lover?
28:15I've had him pegged out in the desert for three days now.
28:18Bring him in here.
28:20Here he is!
28:22Oh, master!
28:24Water, water, for God's sake, give me water!
28:26Louder, I can't hear you louder!
28:28Water, water, for God's sake, give me water!
28:30Listen to that rain, Ashworth. Good job the show isn't outside, we'd all be safe.
28:36Water, water, for God's sake, give me water!
28:43I can't hear you louder!
28:45I can't hear you louder!
28:47The show, that's no reality!
28:51Let's go.
28:53You know, there's an old Hindu proverb which say
28:56that when the monsoon breaks and the rain comes pouring down,
28:59those who practice yoga by standing on their heads are in great danger.
29:06Therefore, the wise man will always wear a bathing cap.
29:11So that, when he's standing on his head in puddles,
29:14he will not get water on the brain.
29:20Let's go!
29:22kilometres
29:25It's too high!
29:27As an old Hindu monk,
29:31here,
29:32fitted to a rope
29:33Like Brazil
29:34It's just low!
29:35Thang, thang, thang, thang, thang, thang, thang, thang, thang, thang, thang, thang...
29:36Hey!
29:39Let's go!
29:41Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
29:47We've come here to make it to get, so give us a cheer with a hey, hey, hey.
29:52Just gather around and go down your ground, with us so far, there's plenty of fun.
29:58So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
30:04B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
30:09Ladies and gentlemen, we gotta talk about it.
30:22I hope that you enjoyed watching this episode.
30:25Let's chat about it, don't go anywhere.
30:27Ladies and gentlemen, that was a jolly good episode, ladies and gents.
30:32If you made it to this point right now, use the code word WATER in the comments down below,
30:38because there was plenty of water at Dorsey and there.
30:42Oh man, I think what, Nacho, he was doing his little lines and much better today because
30:49we're so used to him just spitting out shit coming out of his mouth there, man.
30:53So for him to have the line and it delivered there and you know how pissed off Gloria is
31:00in that moment there.
31:01There's one thing, you don't want to get wet, you don't want your costume, Gloria probably
31:08taking so long to put the makeup and all that shit, so ruined.
31:15So I love that shit.
31:17I know he's not happy in that moment, but I'm loving it, ladies and gentlemen.
31:21A couple of crazy bits going on in this episode.
31:24We got, because of this monsoon madness, we got a couple of characters here tripping,
31:32tripping and unusual characteristics here for my boy Lofty and Ashford here and I was
31:40all for it.
31:41Ashford was in a bitchy mood, man.
31:43I don't know what year Snickers was around, but man, pass my man Snickers.
31:48He needs some snacks, ladies and gentlemen.
31:51And we need that water to come on down, man, because, you know, he was going crazy there.
31:56I loved the Colonel, you know, giving him some easy advice and shit.
32:02You know, just leave the tears there.
32:04Don't worry, you know, just, you know, P.S., you know, I miss you, et cetera.
32:08And yeah, she'll think it's, you know, you're crying and shit.
32:11So I was loving it.
32:12I think that the Colonel and Ashford had some great moments.
32:16Ashford especially, again, with him kind of tripping out, being a little bitchy.
32:20Um, being more annoyed, you know, rightfully so, ladies and gentlemen.
32:26I think that anybody has the ability to snap, you know, if the conditions are right.
32:32And you know what?
32:32With the sun beaming down constantly, these guys sweating up a storm every day.
32:39And some people sweat way more than others.
32:42Man, you can't fault these guys for being mad, you know, bloody mad.
32:46And so I loved it.
32:48I thought it was a great concept for that.
32:50Because, you know, again, if you're working out in the desert, you know, out there, you're working.
32:54Even just regular, like, construction workers working out in all the elements and stuff.
32:59The heat, cold and stuff.
33:00I got nothing but respect.
33:02So when you're seeing these guys digging that hole, man.
33:06How funny was that shit?
33:07I think that Lofty's performance, this is one of his best performances yet, man.
33:15You got to see, you know, a more, the way I would phrase it, a more gangster side.
33:20A guy that has been pushed to the brink.
33:23Blame it on the monsoon.
33:26Blame it on even, you can even say, you know, just pushed to his limits.
33:30All this shit talking that this guy had been, you know, received and insults left and right, you know.
33:37So a little bit by little bit, he's pushed to the brink more than anybody, right?
33:42You know, Gloria might have a, be a runner up there.
33:44But I think Lofty gets the brunt of it.
33:47And, you know, because of his height, you know, short, short guys got to unite, man.
33:52You know, from a boy Lofty.
33:53So him digging in the, you know, the grave and, you know, once he started changing for that moment, you're like, holy shit, man.
34:04Yo, he got the, he got the hammer like Harley Quinn from DC, you know.
34:10And, yo, he was getting some psycho vibes there.
34:14Loving the, the silhouette during the performance with the hammer.
34:21It's like, all you need to do is some just crazy ass music, some psycho type music, you know, some crazy shit.
34:29So Lofty's performance was absolutely spectacular.
34:33The singing voice of an angel, as always, anytime we hear him, you know, sing a tune, man.
34:39Yeah, he just, he just kills it, ladies and gentlemen.
34:42Now, we can't give, you know, we gave, gave my boy Lofty props.
34:47But now, we got to give the man, the other man, that is just an incredible part of this show.
34:54And it's Sergeant Major, shut up, ladies and gentlemen.
34:57One of the best characters, hands down.
35:00You really feel every word when he is yelling at these guys, whipping these guys into shape, man.
35:07I'm getting, you're almost getting flashbacks.
35:10Bad lads, lads army, all these things.
35:13Dad's army, everything, you know, all in one.
35:16And when he is getting these guys into shape, man, and he's looking like a proud father to his boy.
35:26And, you know, wow, man, that's a fine tongue you got there, man.
35:30Oh, man, Sergeant Major, shut up.
35:32He can, he can do it.
35:33I think he can do it.
35:34Oh, thank you.
35:35You know, he's like so excited, man.
35:37Oh, man.
35:38His facial expression, second to none right now, as far as on this show, man.
35:42It's just, just living to see this guy's performance here because, man, I'm just blown away week to week.
35:49The tongue business, the salt tablet business, again, him chomping away.
35:54You know, they got him, you know, because he was like, well, you swallowed it, man.
35:57You didn't chomp it away like we did and shit.
35:59So they just egging him on, get a little bit payback.
36:02But, listen, his performance, another spectacular performance.
36:07The trash can bit there, again, man, that was so good.
36:14Gloria snapping a little bit, too.
36:16Oh, sorry, I didn't realize it was you.
36:18And you're like, boom, again.
36:22Oh, my God.
36:23Plenty of great moments here, building the trap, the showdown, feeling like a wild, wild Western.
36:32Here, just need the music.
36:34And whatever that thing that rolls during the dust, like, I don't know what it is,
36:39but it starts rolling around when there's the showdown.
36:41You know, going to be happening and stuff.
36:44So, golly, I think that if I could give, like, a gold star or some shit,
36:51Lofty and Sergeant Major shut up, and then maybe, I'd say maybe a third would probably be,
36:59I really felt Ashford's performance.
37:02I was moved by it.
37:03Graham was cool, too.
37:05I love how we stay getting mocked, man.
37:07I never, please never change that.
37:09I hope it continues.
37:11I got to stay tuned to watch more.
37:12If you enjoy the episode like myself, just let me know in the comments down below.
37:17If you hate it, let me know anyways.
37:18But I'm still going to be watching this show, regardless of what anyone thinks, ladies and general.
37:25I love a show.
37:26I'm watching it.
37:26I'm rocking with it.
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