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01:00You think it'll work this time?
01:07I'm not going to ask you why you were doing that
01:08because if I do, you'll tell me
01:09and I'm in no mood for stupid questions and answers.
01:11I came out here to read my paper
01:12and that's what I'm going to do.
01:13Excuse me?
01:14Well, that's a fine way to start the afternoon.
01:20Oh, brother, here we go again.
01:40Calvin.
01:41Wait a minute.
01:43Turn off the teeth, Elizabeth.
01:44Put your jaw back in place.
01:48Elizabeth.
01:50Okay.
01:51Now, you're showing all the symptoms of one of your tricks.
01:54I'm in no mood for tricks.
01:55You tell me exactly what's on your mind
01:57and nothing else.
02:00Well, I was just thinking that it'd be...
02:02Wait a minute.
02:03No, well, I was just thinking.
02:05Just say, I want a new hat
02:06or I want to paint the house
02:07or I want a hundred dollars.
02:09How did you guess?
02:11Which one?
02:13All of them.
02:30Elizabeth, you come back here and fight with me.
02:33Come on, let's fight up here where it's cooler.
02:36All right, what's on your mind and no tricks?
02:39I still want to plant a tree in the middle of the patio
02:42so we'll have some shade.
02:44No.
02:45And just in case you don't understand English,
02:46I'll say it in Spanish.
02:48No.
02:49And now I'll say it in Italian.
02:51No.
02:53Say it in German.
02:55Nein.
02:56I only want one.
02:57Honey, as long as I...
03:11You won't let me plant an oak tree.
03:13May I put this skinny little thing?
03:15Yeah, I guess so.
03:16Let's go fight now.
03:45Elizabeth,
03:48what kind of a plant is this?
03:53An oak tree.
03:55Elizabeth,
03:56we both know it'll be 40 years
03:59before this thing even looks like a tree.
04:02What kind of a scheme did you have in mind?
04:05Well, I was going to plant that
04:09and then have them move in a big tree
04:11the first time you went on a business trip.
04:13And how are you going to explain the sudden growth?
04:17Rich soil.
04:18Well, it's been years now.
04:21You've been trying to get me to plant a tree out here.
04:23Why?
04:25Because of the dead spot.
04:27What's the dead spot?
04:29Haven't you ever noticed, Alvin?
04:31No.
04:31Well, from here to there,
04:33the deer's dead.
04:33You can't hear a thing.
04:35Honey, you're talking to little Alvin now,
04:37not Space Cadet Sam, you know.
04:39Really, honey?
04:40Now, you don't believe...
04:41Watch this.
04:42Just watch.
04:47You see?
04:48So I figured if we planted a tree there,
04:50then the dead spot wouldn't be such a nuisance.
04:51Never give up trying, do you?
04:54You watch.
04:55Now watch it.
04:55One, two, three.
04:59Eight, nine, ten.
05:00You see?
05:01Mm-hmm.
05:01Do, Ramey.
05:03T-do.
05:05Elizabeth, where's this supposed dead area?
05:08Right here?
05:10All righty.
05:11Six thousand, seven thousand,
05:12eight thousand, nine thousand, ten thousand.
05:14You see, I heard every word I said.
05:16Every single word.
05:17Yeah, but I didn't.
05:20You blacked out at eight thousand.
05:22I blacked out.
05:23This thing can be dangerous, Elizabeth.
05:25I think I have a solution, Alvin.
05:28Why don't we plant a tree there?
05:29Yeah, go ahead.
05:30It's all right.
05:30Look, stand in there once and yell Alvin again, will you?
05:33Real loud.
05:35Well...
05:36I've heard of these things happening.
05:41How do you want to get the phone lost?
05:48I just believe you at this point, Elizabeth.
05:51Good day.
05:54Elizabeth.
05:54Elizabeth, aren't you ashamed?
05:59The number two in the life of Elizabeth occurred when Alvin tried to repair the TV set.
06:05With all that high voltage and everything.
06:07Naturally, Elizabeth is afraid somebody's going to have to repair Alvin.
06:12Alvin, get open that set.
06:15Will you stop being a baby and come over here and help me?
06:17Really, darling?
06:19I read about half a dozen times you shouldn't fool around with the television set.
06:24Please, get away.
06:25It's liable to explode or something.
06:27It won't blow up.
06:29Will you stand over here and tell me what you see on the screen?
06:32Please.
06:32I read where they're just full of electricity.
06:3720 million volts or something.
06:38Not bolts.
06:41Bolts.
06:43There's no time to discuss politics.
06:48Look, I have a little message that I would like to have you read aloud.
06:52Oh, courageous one.
06:54No, Alvin, please.
06:55Oh, see how bravely she approaches her doom.
06:58Honey, I...
07:00Elizabeth, come on.
07:02Now, read My Fearless Companion.
07:05Where?
07:06There on the back of the set.
07:08What does it say?
07:11Ant.
07:12That's short for antenna.
07:14That's not what I meant.
07:15Read right there.
07:19Vert.
07:20That's short for vertical lines.
07:22Go on.
07:26Goon.
07:26You see, Alvin, the thing's full of shorts.
07:33You read everything except what I wanted you to.
07:36Look, read right there where it says,
07:38there is no danger from high voltage unless you take the...
07:42Go on, read it.
07:44Back off.
07:46Now, there's a warning if I've ever heard one.
07:48Back here.
07:49It says there's no danger from high voltage unless you take the back off.
07:54Now, here.
07:55Sit down right here.
07:56Now, tell me...
07:57Now, Elizabeth, sit down and tell me what happens on the screen as I adjust things.
08:01Now, right there.
08:02Okay, but be careful.
08:03Now, be careful.
08:07Anything?
08:08Just some lines going this way.
08:11Honey, we've called the TV repairman.
08:14Can't we wait till he gets here?
08:15Because I want to see the misery-lust company show him.
08:18By the looks of things, he won't be here.
08:21Anything?
08:22Just some more lines going this way.
08:24It's funny.
08:25I ought to get something on that channel.
08:27It's a very powerful station.
08:28Maybe they watched the network this afternoon and they can't do a thing with it.
08:35Anything?
08:36Well, it was the best I could do.
08:40More lines going this way.
08:42It looks like somebody tilted somebody's jail.
08:48How about now?
08:49Now the lines are waving.
08:51They're like black and white stripes.
08:54It looks like a mile-long zebra is racing across the screen.
08:57Never mind the clever descriptions, Elizabeth.
09:01Tell me what you see on the screen.
09:03Sam!
09:05His front legs have gone by.
09:07As soon as his back legs come through, I'll let you know.
09:18You know something, honey?
09:21If you had a little stand of some sort with a mirror on it,
09:25you could see the screen from back there.
09:28Let's not get any stupid feminine ideas, Elizabeth.
09:32Anything?
09:34Let's tell the jail is back.
09:36No, really, honey.
09:39I'm not kidding.
09:40Like a little music stand or something.
09:42You could put it right here.
09:44And if it had a mirror on it, couldn't you see the screen from back there?
09:46A music stand.
09:48Only a woman would say a thing like that.
09:52Anything?
09:54The zebra's in jail.
09:55See if there's anything else on tonight.
10:00Anything?
10:03Jail.
10:06Hey!
10:07Your favorite song's on tomorrow at five.
10:11What channel?
10:13Four.
10:14What's it say?
10:15One may hear T for two on four at five.
10:19Good.
10:20Anything?
10:22Zebra.
10:22Robin, do you think television will ever replace newspapers?
10:28You don't really want an answer, do you?
10:31No.
10:32Tell me what I'm supposed to say so you can tell your joke.
10:35Ask me if I think TV will ever replace newspapers.
10:38Will TV ever take the place of newspapers?
10:41No.
10:41I'm glad that's over.
10:43No, you're supposed to ask me why.
10:44Why won't TV ever replace newspapers?
10:47Because you can't put it on the bottom of bird cages.
10:51I'm going to have to take the back.
10:53I mean, you know, you've got a newspaper and you put it...
10:56No!
10:57No, Alba, you get away from that set, please.
10:59Elizabeth, will you stop being a baby?
11:01Go over in the corner and shiver while I do this.
11:03Please, darling, I mean, that's stupid as well as dangerous.
11:08Elizabeth, don't be such a baby.
11:10Now, let's see what we have here.
11:12I'll go get the water.
11:13Water?
11:14What for?
11:15Put you out in case you explode.
11:20Don't explode till I answer the door.
11:27Tyler Talented Television Service.
11:29Oh, come in, Mr. Tyler.
11:30No, I'm Mr. Talented.
11:34Oh, get him, that little beast right over here.
11:37We're going to have you up and around in no time.
11:40Alba, this is a little talented.
11:42Well, first things first.
11:44Let's see.
11:47Got here some time.
11:48I think the program's just going to start.
11:50Hey, we might get to see most of it at that.
11:57Bring along the pound of spaghetti.
11:58That's for a little long side, yeah?
11:59Nothing wrong with the audio.
12:01It's just the video.
12:03Suppose he doesn't understand giant talk, Daddy-o.
12:12Rush, rush, rush.
12:13Time is money.
12:14That's right.
12:16I really don't know what he was talking about when he said that.
12:18I checked the lead-in for you.
12:21Anything that you want me to do, just holler.
12:23If you need any help.
12:23Get those guys with little flasters, you know.
12:31Let's see.
12:32Yeah.
12:32About there.
12:37How long do it?
12:38Yeah.
12:39It can't possibly be that he's going to use that like I suggested.
12:48No, not.
12:49No man would do such a thing.
12:51Seriously.
12:52You better tell him he can't shave in the living room.
12:54Check it over the touch and coil.
12:56Hey.
12:57Let's see.
12:58Vertical sweeps, old Dusty.
13:00Sweeps, Dusty.
13:00Honey, don't you think you're going to warn him about the high voltage?
13:08Oh, for goodness sake, the man's an expert.
13:10He wouldn't think of things.
13:13That's it.
13:14That's it.
13:15That's it.
13:15That's it.
13:16This is not coming.
13:19Will you be...
13:21What?
13:21Sorry.
13:22Are you all right?
13:26It isn't all glamour in the TV service game.
13:30I don't think you're going to run about five minutes.
13:35I'm going to get the small group.
13:36I'm going to get the small group.
13:40I'm going to get the small group.
13:41Yeah.
13:43I'm going to get the small group.
13:45I...
13:46Look.
13:57That isn't a long...
13:58That's an alligator.
13:59I know it.
14:00Stop clawing my arm.
14:04Let it...
14:05That'll be $14.
14:11Oh, no.
14:14Sorry, lady.
14:14That's the best I can do.
14:26Here.
14:26Here.
14:29Here's the money, Alvin.
14:34Here.
14:37Here.
14:46Here.
14:46Here.
14:46Here.
14:46Well, I'll see you again.
14:56Thank you.
14:57Call for me if you need me.
15:02Bye.
15:03Bye.
15:04Bye.
15:04Bye.
15:04$14.
15:12$14.
15:12$14.
15:14Oh, but did we say that says $14?
15:17Be quiet.
15:18I'm not kidding.
15:19He tries to...
15:20You were right about the alligator.
15:21Look.
15:22It is.
15:22It is.
15:22The number three in the life of Elizabeth occurred the night they were driving around and got hungry.
15:36Well, when you're hungry and you're driving around, what better place to stop than in a drive-in?
15:41Here they are, waiting for service.
15:46Looks like Alvin's getting a little impatient.
15:48I'll bet you anything he honks for service and Elizabeth has to calm him down.
15:53You know how conservative she is.
15:56Where's that girl?
16:00Honk louder, honey.
16:01She didn't hear you.
16:04But you're sure an unpredictable character.
16:06I bet I know something else you never would have predicted either.
16:12What?
16:13I feel kind of snuggly.
16:15Me too.
16:18Oh, I see.
16:22Oh, boy.
16:23You know, they overdo the moon a little bit in love songs, but...
16:27Doesn't that look romantic?
16:29Where?
16:31Right over there.
16:33Just rising over the trolley wires.
16:35Oh, yeah, right next to the gas tank.
16:40No, darling.
16:42Now, look.
16:42You see the junkyard?
16:44Mm-hmm.
16:45All right, now just to the right.
16:47You see that column of smoke through the smog?
16:51All right, it's between that and the pickle factory.
16:55It's beautiful.
16:56Beautiful.
16:56Don't look now.
17:07The moon just spelled out Crescent Laundry.
17:10Oh, here comes a girl.
17:13Hey!
17:16Did you enjoy the meal, darling?
17:18I'd be like that for two cents.
17:20I've drive...
17:21Oh, now, wait.
17:21Now, let's make ourselves a bottle.
17:24Let's not let anything annoy her.
17:26Okay.
17:27Just like one of our first dates, okay?
17:29Yeah.
17:29All right.
17:31You'll be real nice to her.
17:32All right, all right.
17:34Her name's Babs.
17:35Here she comes.
17:36Oh, Babs.
17:37Hi.
17:38Nice night.
17:38Yeah, hi, Bette.
17:39I think she hates us.
17:43What are you going to have, sweetie?
17:44Now, don't rush me.
17:46Let me see.
17:47Well, let me...
17:48Now she's fast.
17:50Now, remember what we said.
17:52We haven't quite decided yet.
17:53How about some steak or hamburgers?
17:55What's the difference?
17:57One day.
17:59I may as well warn you that my wife has these little spells.
18:02She's not too bright.
18:03I think she's very humorous.
18:06I thought she was a little more allegro myself.
18:09Miss, do you charge for bread?
18:12No, ma'am.
18:14Do you charge for gravy?
18:16No, ma'am.
18:17I'll have some bread and gravy.
18:21Still think she's humorous?
18:23Don't pay any attention to him, ma'am.
18:25I think you have a wonderful sense of humor.
18:28Well, thank you.
18:30We mustn't keep you standing there like that.
18:32Order something, Alvin.
18:33Is there any soup on the menu?
18:35It was, but I wiped it off.
18:36It should be true.
18:39Elizabeth, I heard what she said.
18:41You both have a good sense of humor.
18:43I'll be there in a minute.
18:47I'll have a hamburger with nothing on it.
18:50Just plain, please.
18:52Coffee?
18:53No, just plain.
18:56Can't you see I'm busy?
18:57Some people are so rudimentary.
19:02That's one way of putting it.
19:04Just bring me a ham on rye.
19:06Two-stringed potatoes.
19:08Now, let me see.
19:09It was a hamburger and a ham on rye.
19:13Right.
19:15Shut up!
19:17A hamburger and a ham on rye.
19:19Boy, that gal writing her own language.
19:29I think she's just upset because that fella keeps horning in.
19:35That was a joke, Alvin.
19:37Yeah, I'll laugh later, honey.
19:42Isn't it quiet out here in the open?
19:47Shut up!
19:48There comes old leather lungs.
19:56I brought you some water to crunch your thirst.
19:59Crunch, Arthur?
20:01Well, maybe she means it has ice in it, Alvin.
20:04Comfy?
20:06Well, could I just get my arms up?
20:07Oh, sure.
20:11Now, let me see.
20:14Yours is a chicken salad and yours is the apple fritters.
20:16Right.
20:16No, the ham on rye.
20:18Hey, a ham on rye.
20:19With nothing on it.
20:20A French fried potato.
20:22Shut up!
20:25You think she met us?
20:26Let's just go home, honey.
20:27Come on.
20:28Get the train.
20:28Oh, we can't do that.
20:29She's probably got the order in already.
20:32Oh, here we are.
20:33I'm sorry I took so long,
20:35but the chief is way behind in his orders.
20:37Don't you mean chef?
20:38No, I mean chief.
20:39He's an Indian.
20:42Sure, a creep?
20:44Nova Joe.
20:45Now, who's that for fried oysters?
20:47Not me.
20:48I ordered...
20:49Oh, then this must be yours.
20:51And that leaves a strawberry waffle for you.
20:53No, we ordered a hamburger and a ham sandwich.
20:56Oh.
20:57I guess I got your order mixed up with the people in the Buick.
21:01Sure, it wasn't the Linkle?
21:05Shut up!
21:09Look.
21:10What's she doing now?
21:12She's taking my hamburger away from the people in the Buick.
21:15There's more beef in that argument than there is in the hamburger.
21:18Oh, she's headed this way.
21:20Oh.
21:21Now, look, don't look at me or I'm going to laugh.
21:23I'm hungry.
21:25Hey.
21:26I got there too late.
21:33You sure did.
21:36Somebody sure opened his big mouth.
21:39Now, there's two ways to handle this.
21:41Either I get you a new hamburger,
21:43or you take a bite out of his strawberry waffle.
21:47They get me a new hamburger.
21:49And would you tell the chief we're in a hurry?
21:51Chief?
21:52Don't you mean chef?
21:56Shut up!
21:59Now she'd get them before they haul.
22:02Have you ever seen anything like this?
22:03And I'm starved too.
22:05Well, it's a good thing she left with something to crunch our thirst.
22:09Here she comes now.
22:11You know that they couldn't cook a hamburger in that length of time.
22:14Maybe she's been stealing from the people in the Buick again.
22:18Well, here we are.
22:20Who gets the chocolate sodium?
22:22Look, we ordered a hamburger and...
22:24Mine was the sodium.
22:26Oh, good.
22:27Then yours must be the chief hamlet.
22:29It is no such thing.
22:30I ordered a hamlet.
22:31Eat the hamlet, Elvis.
22:34You'll like it.
22:35It's the chief's special receipt.
22:38It's no use, darling.
22:39We might just as well take with the chief hands out and then leave.
22:43Yeah.
22:43Oh, I'm sorry, but this belongs to the people in the Cadillac.
22:52Well, come, I had two sips.
22:53Look, how could one person make so many mistakes?
22:56I never make a mistake.
22:58I wrote it all down.
23:00See?
23:06This is a parking ticket.
23:08It's a wonder she didn't bring us an order of fried safety zones.
23:12Look, booze.
23:12I wrote down exactly what I wanted.
23:14I'm terribly sorry.
23:16Shut up!
23:17We don't mind.
23:18It was easy to do.
23:19We don't like it.
23:20I don't care.
23:21It doesn't...
23:21No, over here in the station waggle.
23:24Say goodbye to the people.
23:25Goodbye, everybody.
23:30Now here to say goodbye to you is the lovely star of our show, Betty White.
23:35Thank you, Jeff.
23:37Thank you, everybody.
23:38Thanks for letting us back in again tonight.
23:41Incidentally, don't worry about Babs.
23:43She doesn't work at the drive-in anymore.
23:45She's very happy now.
23:46She's lecturing at a charm school.
23:50Until we see her again.
23:51Once more, goodbye, everybody.
23:53Thank you.
23:54Thank you.
23:54Thank you.
23:55Thank you.
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