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00:00Okay, here we go.
00:04Season six, we're back.
00:06Here we go again.
00:08It goes by so, so fast, but I hope you guys enjoy.
00:11And there's so much happening.
00:12Season six, the Kardashians.
00:15Wait, so how are we getting Kylie in this?
00:17Much to talk about.
00:18It's your two favorite sisters on the screen.
00:20Look at all the dolphins.
00:21Kendall, what era are you in?
00:23I am in my trying to get shit done era.
00:26Feel bad Kylie couldn't be here.
00:27I miss her.
00:28I do.
00:29When I told everyone my schedule, nobody cared.
00:32Going to the White House.
00:33I haven't been to this administration's White House.
00:36Kamala has granted clemency for 11 people.
00:40How's dating?
00:41It's nosy.
00:43So nosy.
00:44Me not dating and not wanting love and attention?
00:46I don't think you know me.
00:47I am heading over to Malika's house.
00:50Hi, boobies.
00:51When are you going to date?
00:53I don't know.
00:53I've been dying for a road trip with you.
00:55And I don't even like road trips.
00:57Will you tell me where you want to go?
00:59I'm like Mykonos.
01:00There are normally a lot of gay men at Mykonos.
01:03Gay men know a lot of straight men.
01:05The amount of people that have been like, did you see Lamar?
01:09Malika saw him at Super Bowl.
01:11Are going to IHOP for Hortney's birthday.
01:14Wait, is she not here?
01:16Yeah, put that on.
01:18This is my 45th birthday.
01:20You see the cake they made you?
01:21Oh, Jessie.
01:22Jessie, Jessie, Jessie.
01:23What are you wearing for the mask?
01:24This is a wedding.
01:25Happy birthday to you.
01:30You need to make a really good wish.
01:32A swish.
01:33That energy.
01:36I'm exhausted for him.
01:37Brad Slater?
01:38Mm-hmm.
01:39He's coming here tomorrow for like a two-hour meeting.
01:42So what else are you up to?
01:43So now that you've swooped in and taken my agent, I heard you're having a meeting with
01:47my mom.
01:48What's it about?
01:48Not to get a huge deal for her at Amazon.
01:51The face of the holidays, basically.
01:53She seems so interested in our careers.
01:56She's still getting her 10%, but she actually shouldn't.
01:59I might think about this.
02:01Now that she's her own star, today is the White House.
02:05My votes.
02:07Right in.
02:08It's a black sports bra in the pink bag.
02:10I have to change here.
02:11Is that okay?
02:12We're ready.
02:12How are you?
02:13Thank you for having me.
02:14Glad you're here.
02:15They thought they were just coming to have a meeting.
02:16And then they learned yesterday about the pardon.
02:19Are we here?
02:20Yesterday.
02:20Yesterday, the president issued a new round of pardons.
02:26From the White House.
02:27I'm at Malika's today.
02:29I am going to see Lamar today.
02:31How are you feeling?
02:32I'm fine.
02:33I just don't want to like make this a thing.
02:37I haven't told any of my sisters or my mom.
02:39Chris would have been pulling up right behind you.
02:41Who's 30 minutes late?
02:42Get it together.
02:43Hello.
02:44Nice to see you.
02:45Do you need some water?
02:46Yeah, a little bit.
02:46What's wrong?
02:48He's at home.
02:49This is Malika's house.
02:50Why are you nervous?
02:5152 minutes of being late.
02:52I was out shopping, being thoughtful.
02:54The last time I've seen you.
02:56I feel like 2016 sounds about right.
02:59Oh, Chloe, you are the best.
03:01Just as you left out.
03:02Can I hug you?
03:03Mm-hmm.
03:03Got your angel wings on you, your grandmother, your mom, and your son.
03:08Oh, my wedding band.
03:09My wife is the shit.
03:11Okay.
03:12It's crazy.
03:12Huh?
03:14You are the shit.
03:15I love you for trying your hardest with me.
03:19Being around you made me want to be my best self.
03:21I just wish I would have showed that all the time.
03:24Seeing Chris, I don't even know if I can even look Chris in the face.
03:27I haven't liked the shit that I was doing all the way that I was doing drugs.
03:30So what made you stop?
03:32Completely what made me want to be next to my children.
03:37I just wish I wasn't so tense when I first got here.
03:40So do you want to go outside and say hi again?
03:42I don't understand what's happening.
03:43I'm off now.
03:44And I'm probably cool enough to be your friend.
03:46What?
03:47What's up?
03:47Hey, Mom.
03:49That's a surprise.
03:50This has been very awkward.
03:52Happy Anniversary.
03:559-2709.
03:56Yes.
03:57Babe?
03:57I don't even know you.
03:59Yo.
04:00Go, Chloe.
04:00I'll call you.
04:01Okay.
04:02This year's theme is Sleeping Beauty's, reawakening fashion.
04:06Like dreaming up scenarios.
04:08Just grab my boyfriend's sweater, the cardigan, because I'm cold.
04:11God bless the Bridgerton cast that has to dress like this every single day.
04:16I'm in New York.
04:17Then I'm going to fly to L.A., shoot the Tom Brady roast that same night to go to the Met
04:22the next day.
04:23What about stairs, though, in the...
04:24Should we practice over there?
04:27Shit.
04:28Hey, Vogue.
04:29It's Tim.
04:30Is she schmoozing away?
04:31She's having a history lesson.
04:32She's schmoozing her life away so she can get some Galliano gowns.
04:36You know John, Chloe?
04:37Travis is a huge car lover.
04:40He bought this 1962 cool, beautiful car.
04:45You like it back here?
04:46Yeah, you can come too.
04:48Hi, it's with me.
04:49Are you flipping him off?
04:50No.
04:51Oh.
04:51Uh-oh.
04:52We get a flat tire.
04:54Fuck, look at this.
04:56Let me ask you this.
04:56Are you cool, Mom?
04:57I'm cool by nature.
04:58I'm not like trying to be cool mom.
05:01But that's just like facts.
05:03I'm here for Tom Brady's roast.
05:05I had no idea it was sold out.
05:07I thought it was like a private taping.
05:09I could have never imagined that I would be booed.
05:13I thought I was going to get up and give a toast and leave.
05:16You know, there's also a narrative that you went to Netflix and asked them to remove all
05:20the booing.
05:21I could care less if it happened.
05:23No one, none of my kids care to say hi to them.
05:26Today is Matt Monday.
05:29I feel the booze.
05:30It's like someone peed in a while.
05:35I am.
05:36Hi, Kendall.
05:40I've never felt this much pain in any.
05:42Can I take it off?
05:43Wait, Freddie, you have a knife?
05:45No, no, no.
05:45It's so funny how many people thought that sweater was like a last minute decision.
05:50You guys are never going to guess who I met with.
05:52Who?
05:53Lamar.
05:54When I gave him the trunk of stuff, he was like blown away.
05:58It took away my innocence.
05:59But maybe that's what happens when you get married in nine days.
06:02If it wasn't for drugs, I know we would still be married.
06:05Do I feel like Lamar sitting in your lap?
06:07Today, I'm shooting a Beats commercial with Jimmy Fallon.
06:11Okay, ready?
06:12Jimmy, go for it.
06:15North got offered to sing a song at the Hollywood Bowl.
06:20Is she going to do it?
06:21Or you don't know?
06:22I just can't decide.
06:24But guess what?
06:24This momager is not taking 10%.
06:27Hello.
06:29You got a smoothie if you don't mind.
06:31Just like I like it.
06:33You're welcome.
06:35You're a f***ing actor.
06:36Netflix keeps pulling me in.
06:38They offered me a movie, but my assistant, she told them I couldn't make it.
06:44And an Adam Sandler movie?
06:45If anybody knows I'm an assistant for Scott.
06:49Thanks, Club.
06:49Scared you're going to hit my ass.
06:51I thought about it.
06:52I want to talk to my mom about North.
06:53I decided I'm going to let her do it.
06:56Just enjoy the ride.
06:57Let her fly.
06:58No, I absolutely am.
07:00Embrace it.
07:01I'll try.
07:02Love you.
07:03See you tomorrow.
07:04Ta-ta.
07:05Hi.
07:06Are Kendall and Kylie here?
07:08Not yet.
07:10Shocker.
07:10Court, what is all that?
07:11Just like the house renderings I wanted to show them.
07:14Hi.
07:15Hey.
07:15I was texting you guys yesterday, but I don't think you read the group chats.
07:19I don't read the group chats.
07:20If I want to ask her something, I have to send it direct.
07:23She has this on mute.
07:25I'm so small.
07:25Proportion-wise, this is a small room here, and it's filled in your couch.
07:29It feels big.
07:30Oh, we're going to Vegas.
07:32It's like my first Sprinter 818.
07:34Aren't you so excited?
07:37Of course.
07:38We love Vegas.
07:39I hate Vegas.
07:41Me too.
07:41I was going to pretend that I liked it for this.
07:43Sprinter is Kylie's brand, but I'm in the behind the scenes.
07:47I just got it yesterday.
07:48I've been looking for one.
07:49What is this place that you have taken me to?
07:53Mother's Day of all places.
07:54I have no idea what we're doing today.
07:56We're going to destroy some stuff.
07:57Should I be concerned?
07:58This is where she wanted to take me on Mother's Day.
08:01This is a fax machine?
08:02Who faxes anymore?
08:04I do not.
08:07This one is for exes.
08:10You know who you are.
08:12Did you like this?
08:13Nothing more I would have rather done on Mother's Day.
08:15You want a Starbucks?
08:18Did you just give him $2?
08:19You don't tip?
08:20Yeah, but not $2.
08:2220% of that.
08:23You got a $50 Starbucks and you gave him $2?
08:25Oh, shit.
08:27Three things I'm looking for in an assistant for Scott.
08:31Professional.
08:31You can't be sensitive.
08:33Scott sort of needs like an adult nanny.
08:35Trying to find my home and longevity.
08:37I have a lot of experience in that department.
08:39You were on curb?
08:40Yeah.
08:40That must have been fun, huh?
08:41It was.
08:42It was fun, yeah.
08:43It doesn't sound like you liked it that much.
08:45Very tech savvy.
08:46Tech savvy is great.
08:48Very good at Excel and Pages.
08:50What do you use QuickBooks for?
08:51With other people that use QuickBooks.
08:54What?
08:55QuickBooks is accounting software.
08:57Exactly.
08:58You're good with kids?
08:59Yeah.
08:59My birth control, I can't.
09:01I don't want my own, but I'm good with kids.
09:03I have a brother in Barcelona who is about to have a kid.
09:06About to be extra great with kids.
09:08How much would you tip on a $30 Starbucks?
09:10I probably would do $10.
09:11A $30 order?
09:12I'd probably do five.
09:13The first one was, like, I loved.
09:15We are in Vegas.
09:17Oh, yeah.
09:18You should end up.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Oh, yeah.
09:20We're so busy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21What can I bring the two of you?
09:22We are actually on our way out.
09:24You don't think anyone poisoned us while they were sitting over there, right?
09:26It's when Kate's done.
09:27I'm a little creepy.
09:28I went to the bathroom and, like, her first two rehearsals were right.
09:32Right now you should hear, you should hear the track in your ears.
09:35We're so happy you're doing this.
09:36It's amazing.
09:36So happy I'm doing this.
09:37We're going in Lovey's car, girls.
09:40We are all going to the Hollywood Bowl to see Northwest.
09:43Pops and balls!
09:45Hey!
09:47Mom, they're just singing.
09:49I guess Lovey's stressed out about the car.
09:52Lovey gets stressed out very easily.
09:55These are the nails.
09:57So the camera's just going to be facing you all the time.
10:00Put the camera on you.
10:01Your outfit's so cool, Northy.
10:03Kill it, North.
10:04Good luck.
10:05See you out there.
10:06I haven't seen you in so long.
10:08What's up, guys?
10:09Are you okay?
10:10Came to rehearsal and he's like, we changed the graphics, like, to The Lion King.
10:14You know, and I'm like, of course, of course.
10:16Please welcome the brilliant Northwest.
10:19A little uninspiring thing.
10:24How do you feel?
10:26Good.
10:27Yeah, she did so good.
10:28From me.
10:30You're welcome.
10:31Here are the analytics of Northwest.
10:35Northwest has 18% more popularity than all of her family members.
10:40We're going to have to work on this, Nora.
10:42Today, I'm doing a collab with Skims and Dolce & Gabbana.
10:47All the models, they're going to walk out.
10:49Of course.
10:50Where's Chloe when I need her?
10:52I still think this campaign has to be me and Kourtney.
10:55Hi, everybody.
10:56How do we get Kourtney to be in the campaign?
10:59Boo.
10:59This is classic Kardashian.
11:01Something blows up and then it's, like, all under the rug.
11:04We explored and exhausted this.
11:07Tonight, we are going to go have dinner with Brian Johnson, the most well-known longevity
11:11specialist.
11:12Hi, Brian.
11:13Nice to see you.
11:14Your skin is amazing.
11:16Sorry, I'm going to be really annoying.
11:17So your chronological age is?
11:2046.
11:20My speed of aging is slower than 99.8% of 18-year-olds.
11:24I get accused of being AI quite a bit.
11:26Are you guys aliens?
11:28What does biohacking mean to you?
11:32Biohacking.
11:33Hacking into your biology?
11:35I don't know.
11:36Figuring.
11:37I don't know what biohacking means, okay?
11:39They think I am a scientist.
11:42Kendall designed the bottle.
11:43Of course my mom would bring someone who notoriously does not drink alcohol a bottle of 818.
11:48We could put olive oil in here.
11:50There's tequila in there now, so you could water your plants.
11:53Yeah.
11:53This is for elasticity and collagen production.
11:56Elasticity.
11:56We need that.
11:57Talk to me.
11:58This is electromagnetic for muscle contraction.
12:01It's found a rabbit hole of nighttime erections as a biological age.
12:04I don't necessarily need to know everything.
12:08I have no idea what to do with that information.
12:10Good for you, Brian.
12:12Congratulations.
12:14I'm not judging.
12:16The whites of your eyes are extremely white.
12:19Am I embarrassing you tonight?
12:20I'm not really angry.
12:22This is your Super Bowl.
12:23You can see when someone is alive in their eyes or if they're dead in their eyes.
12:26Do you think I look dead in my eyes?
12:27They get kind of glassed over.
12:28Quite the opposite.
12:28You can tell me.
12:29What's your thought on drinking alcohol?
12:30I don't do any alcohol personally.
12:32Same-sies.
12:32We were just drunk two nights ago.
12:34The minute I stop drinking as much, then I don't have a taste for it.
12:37Is this a lying competition?
12:40If you had access to an algorithm, you ate what it said, you went to bed when it said,
12:44would you say yes or would you say no?
12:46I would say yes.
12:47Are you willing to give up your five o'clock martinis?
12:50No.
12:51My Instagram algorithm, I'm not really sure.
12:54I'm just pretending like I'm smart enough to know what's happening.
12:56I'm so nervous to go in and ask Kourtney to do the Dolce & Gabbana campaign with me.
13:04She could either be such a bitch and say, go myself or make some money with me.
13:10I've never been in this room.
13:12Do you want me to beat you at ping pong?
13:14One point for me.
13:172.20.
13:19North is like obsessed with me now.
13:22She's always been like that with me.
13:24Do you think you change?
13:25Also, you guys were getting a divorce.
13:28I have such an exciting opportunity for you.
13:31I told you about Dolce & Gabbana, right?
13:33Yeah.
13:34Couldn't imagine a better campaign than you and me together.
13:39I mean, I think I just wanted to know if you were interested.
13:41Right, she said yes.
13:43I'll get you a good check.
13:45Yeah.
13:46I wouldn't do it without a good check.
13:48I feel like this is what we always wanted.
13:50Did we?
13:51This is what we always wanted.
13:52Didn't we?
13:53Someone sent me a clip from the show.
13:56And in his fridge, it's weight loss medication.
13:59Do you see what's in your fridge?
14:00No.
14:01It shows the moon jar.
14:03It's everywhere, Scott.
14:05By the way, I'm not embarrassed.
14:07No.
14:08You just don't have these problems.
14:10Do what everyone else does.
14:11Hide your drugs.
14:12Are you aware of the dinner I went to?
14:15The guy named Brian Johnson?
14:17Wait, why didn't I go to this?
14:19I don't read the group chat.
14:20Would have asked all the right things.
14:21Yeah.
14:22He barely blinks.
14:23When we do drink, I have her take a shot of oil.
14:25I'll take a shot of olive oil before you drink.
14:27Don't get hungover.
14:28Should pass that out at my birthday party.
14:30It's too much.
14:31That is sensory overload.
14:32That group chat's not healthy.
14:33Seven different group chats.
14:35The entire family chat includes former partners, baby daddies.
14:40Not on all the group chats.
14:41Uh, we know you're not on not Courtney.
14:43I'm not on not Courtney.
14:44Oh, there's two not Courtney chats.
14:46Is there a not Kylie chat?
14:47It's Bible, I swear.
14:49Not that I've heard of.
14:49I'm on not Chloe because we're planning her 40th.
14:52We were together one time and the group chat was going off and you were like, you don't
14:55have those silenced.
14:56I didn't know we were able to silence them.
14:59So now mine are also muted.
15:01Today's shoot is our Dolce & Gabbana Skims collab shoot.
15:04How much longer do you think we'll be here realistically?
15:07I have a while.
15:08Nice.
15:09I've been sitting in there since 1030.
15:11Complainer.
15:12This is like me stepping out of retirement.
15:15I like your hair.
15:16Really?
15:17I think I'm having a little regret.
15:19I have like PTSD.
15:21I had a bowl haircut in sixth grade.
15:25How's it going?
15:26Just a good reminder of why I retired.
15:30Action.
15:33And I can't wait.
15:34To cash that check.
15:37I'll give you one of everything.
15:38How's that?
15:39About a dollar for everything sold.
15:41We're celebrating Shelly's birthday.
15:43We are going to the Janet Jackson concert for Shelly Aesop's birthday party.
15:48Injected collagen into my neck.
15:51What does it do?
15:52Skin tightening.
15:5225 days I'm going to do it on his 50th birthday.
15:55Let's take a picture.
15:56Everybody look.
15:57I vowed to Kendall that I'd stop doing the kissy face.
16:00Where did your love of pirate shirts come from?
16:04Do you see me complaining that Kim's in sweats for the fourth year in a row?
16:07No.
16:08I hope she plays all her hits.
16:11Is there a not Kylie, not Kendall chat?
16:14I just feel like I'm more...
16:16I feel like there would be a not Kylie chat about me.
16:18No.
16:19It is the 40th birthday of the one and only Khloe Kardashian.
16:24So we are dedicating this episode to Khloe.
16:26Right now I'm on set for Good American.
16:29Hold on, this is Kim.
16:30For your 40th birthday, would you rather have it like with a theme?
16:34What does that mean, a theme?
16:36Like 80s?
16:36Because, ugh.
16:37No, no.
16:38Oh, okay.
16:38Everyone's on a boat and on vacation and no one's responding.
16:41They're all dead to me.
16:43So Kourtney and I are going to make vision boards together.
16:46Well, definitely National Geographic is on my vision board.
16:50Chasing the unknown.
16:52Do you feel like how I did when I was turning 40?
16:55Remember I kept crying nonstop?
16:56Yeah, but I thought that was also because you started therapy.
16:58No.
16:59Did you continue therapy, by the way?
17:01How is therapy going?
17:02I have an appointment tomorrow, but I haven't seen her for like three weeks.
17:05She's like, I feel like I'm not taking this seriously.
17:07And now I'm being bullied to see my therapist.
17:09Of course I'm going to go see her because I'm a people pleaser.
17:12And mom is not happy that I'm in therapy.
17:14Maybe my mom saw the reaction that I had.
17:17Maybe she's like, not the other two.
17:19She just thinks that I have complex PTSD.
17:22How mom would like leave me alone with the kids.
17:25You were parentified.
17:27Like made to be like a parent.
17:29When I turn a new year, am I supposed to be like, what I want for this year?
17:34You don't write goals out.
17:35No.
17:36Do all you guys write goals?
17:38The fact that I make it to my bed at night, it's a huge accomplishment.
17:41He did my nose.
17:42I love him.
17:43We are planning.
17:44No, wait.
17:45No, no, no.
17:45I am planning.
17:47Singular me is planning Chloe's birthday party.
17:50Like typically whoever plans the party pays for the party.
17:54Definitely sending everyone a bill.
17:55Chloe has always been obsessed with Dolly Parton.
17:58So we thought let's do Chloe Wood.
18:00Let's do the photo booth with kisses all over the mirror.
18:04No doing wheelies together.
18:06Be careful.
18:07Best decision.
18:08No more.
18:09No.
18:10No wheelies, especially on the cement.
18:12You could fall and cut your crack, your head open.
18:16I'm serious.
18:17Is being a mom the hardest job you have?
18:19Hands down, toes down.
18:22Here we are.
18:22We're going to go drink some wine.
18:24Feel good.
18:25I feel like I'm on a better band.
18:26You're as bright as your hair.
18:27You are.
18:28I'm leaving the house.
18:30If we had gone to college, we would be married.
18:32We would be married.
18:33Oh, Courtney went to college though.
18:35I mean, her minor was Spanish.
18:36If you ask her to say one sentence in Spanish, you can't.
18:39Ask the ass.
18:40Can you say one sentence in Spanish for us?
18:43Hola, como estas?
18:45Oh, señorita.
18:47Do you know any Spanish?
18:49Si, señorita.
18:50Do you know donde esta albaño?
18:52Don't do it.
18:53You should at least treat yourself to like a golden milk latte.
18:57Better than the golden shower I was going to treat myself to.
19:00Ask if it's on the smaller side.
19:01I do recall we are not driving back.
19:04I've stayed here with a couple men.
19:06I'm sure they're like, that girl's here again.
19:09But I'm not on Hinge and I'm not on Raya.
19:11I'm fine.
19:12I'm just a spider in your hair.
19:14Move my face.
19:14I think I got it.
19:15I actually like to be hit a little bit.
19:16Strangle me, spit on me.
19:19Just kidding.
19:20You're not kidding.
19:21I'm Chloe.
19:21Awesome, Tristan.
19:22Nice to meet you.
19:23That's really good.
19:24We should play something.
19:25I really don't understand how you play golf.
19:28Shit.
19:28Hold on.
19:30Oh, no.
19:31I've stayed here before.
19:32It's very classic.
19:34Do you guys have anything where we could like throw a party?
19:36I've actually stayed here before.
19:38We definitely took advantage of the jacuzzi and everything.
19:41Last minute, every sister had a complaint.
19:43No one was here to help me plan.
19:45The location's horrible.
19:46And I'm like, now you want to talk?
19:48Tonight's the night.
19:49We're getting ready for Chloe's birthday party.
19:52Today is my 40th birthday party.
19:55Somebody's having a party and I'm not going to be there.
19:59And I'm sorry about that.
20:00She got this.
20:01It was like a Coke bottle.
20:03It would put so much money in it.
20:04I was getting my first divorce.
20:06I moved out and I had no money.
20:08And she was like, here, you can have my Coke bottle.
20:11It had $6,000 in it.
20:13Just enough for me to get the down payment on my apartment.
20:16Dolly, watch out.
20:18This is not a recent gift to yourself.
20:20Should have been.
20:20I look like a porn star.
20:22Love it.
20:23Oh my God.
20:25Scott's supposed to be coming to my party.
20:27They said Chloe will be really sad if you miss it.
20:29I'm just so over him at this point.
20:31The sisters are kind of mad at me.
20:32Kendall's not even showing up.
20:33Now I'm kind of in my head.
20:35Is this so cringy?
20:36You're so wealthy.
20:39I think Kim was on to something.
20:43And I don't know what the energy was in the room.
20:46Now what's happening?
20:49No.
20:49Put each other hands up in the air.
20:51Happy birthday, Chloe.
20:52Baby, you got to get a low life.
20:55You're making it back.
20:56That's the point.
20:56Yeah, we get busy.
20:57And what the we do every day?
20:59Smoke weed every day.
21:02Kim and Chloe take India.
21:05We're here for the Ambani wedding.
21:07Oh my gosh.
21:09Oh, a small dining table, Kim.
21:11You look amazing.
21:12Show them you.
21:13This is what North does.
21:14I actually don't know the Ambani.
21:17Kimberly, you're missing a huge part.
21:19Even the invitations that we receive.
21:22I swear, I think 40 to 50 pounds.
21:24It had music coming out of it.
21:26Boy, have we gotten cocoa outside of the gates.
21:29India and then Italy.
21:31You look so good.
21:32You know what I think you should do?
21:34I think you should learn how to cook.
21:36Literally a great love language.
21:39How you feeling and how you doing about your sis?
21:41I'm really sorry about that.
21:42You just don't ever expect your sibling to pass.
21:46How's your mom doing?
21:47Not great.
21:48I don't think any parent deserves to lose a child.
21:52But I just didn't expect a heart attack.
21:54We are in India for only 48 hours and we have so much to do.
21:58Is it too booby?
21:59Is it too busy?
22:00No, like booby.
22:01I am thriving here in these outfits.
22:04We are doing fittings, fittings, fittings.
22:06We did fittings till 3 in the morning.
22:08We're going to go to the marketplace in like an hour.
22:11Was I meant to be a princess or what?
22:14Guys, I'm never going home.
22:15Don't do random dogs.
22:16You're fine.
22:17You're fine.
22:18I thought it was going to be like the marketplace.
22:20No, this is like the street.
22:22Well, you see Aladdin going through and stealing the bread.
22:25That's where I thought we were going.
22:28Should I get this for Shai Shai?
22:29Okay, I'm sweating to death.
22:30Let's get this.
22:31Kim definitely has a master's degree in shopping.
22:34It's this, this, wrap it up.
22:36She's not paying for it at all.
22:37I'm paying for it.
22:38Well, obviously.
22:39I'm just not physically.
22:40She's not robbing anything.
22:42At first, I was confused as to why the wedding was in the height of summer.
22:46According to Hindu tradition, they do have the best chance of success depending on this date.
22:52Should we get a little tiny pillbox to put by our bed?
22:55They saw us coming.
22:56They were like, we got these American suckers.
22:59Oh, we should get mom a big one.
23:00Because moms are very important.
23:02We are he because of them.
23:03They got us.
23:04They got us.
23:04All right, let's go back to the hotel.
23:07Can we call this episode, Kim and Chloe Take India?
23:09Nice to meet you.
23:10How are you?
23:11Today, we're filming a promo shoot.
23:13On tour, Travis decided he's going to be doing these 5K runs.
23:18He decided to call it Run, Travis, Run.
23:21I'm going to run the 5K with him.
23:23How long is a 5K?
23:24Three miles.
23:25Does that sound exciting to you?
23:27I mean, not particularly.
23:29Run, Travis, run.
23:31I never want to see this dress again after today.
23:33It's so good, babe.
23:34In the older days in India, you couldn't wear red, but now red is accepted.
23:38I'm going to wear red.
23:39We're off to the wedding.
23:40Look at Auntie Kiki.
23:41Ooh.
23:42This is the longest I've ever left my kids.
23:44I think we'll be gone a week.
23:46Look at the haters.
23:48No one's awake and no one cares.
23:50Kim has a rare gift.
23:52You could fall asleep anywhere.
23:53It's not narcolepsy.
23:55I think you might have it.
23:56There you go.
23:57Get the contact.
23:58My mom's like, I need to see what it looks like.
24:00They transformed this entire arena.
24:03Millions of flowers hanging from the ceiling.
24:05And no exaggeration.
24:06Gosh, the flowers.
24:08Sure.
24:0920 years ago.
24:11Yeah?
24:12It felt like a whole different world.
24:13Leading up to the wedding every day, one day they paid for, I think, 5,000 people's groceries
24:19for a year.
24:19Um, so much for having us.
24:21Thank you guys for having us here.
24:22So excited to show you our Indian tradition.
24:25She is like the Kris Jenner of the Ambani family.
24:30I've never felt someone with softer hands in all my life.
24:33Softer than Tatum.
24:34Yeah, let's go.
24:37This was Kim's Super Bowl.
24:38He took a step back.
24:39Gang, she's waving.
24:41Craziest wedding ever.
24:42Never seen anything like that in my life.
24:44The bride coming in on a peacock float.
24:47I don't think any other culture celebrates a union and love like this.
24:52But we have to be on time.
24:55We're Christian, but we love to learn about other religions and faiths.
24:59This is Lord Ganesh.
25:00We pray to him to remove all obstacles.
25:02Overall, what we feel on this entire trip, there's so many more things that we haven't
25:08seen and witnessed.
25:09We really are enjoying being, like, removed, living in the moment.
25:13We do come from a very materialistic place.
25:16How old are you?
25:1611 years.
25:17My daughter's 11.
25:19Here today, doing the Run Travis Run 5K.
25:22I'm going to start by jogging.
25:25My boobs are filled with milk and I can't really run.
25:28Courtney Kardashian as well.
25:293, 2, 1.
25:32Let's give a little jog.
25:35I'm really just running to just get it over with faster.
25:39Wait, I'm so proud of people.
25:40Amazing.
25:41Aw, thank you.
25:42Love everyone's motivation.
25:44Killing it.
25:45Just walking.
25:46What did I get myself into?
25:48I ran a mile.
25:49I walked the other two.
25:50Bye.
25:51Right, it's night two of the wedding.
25:54You guys are leaving it now.
25:55I'll take it tomorrow.
25:56Then you're off it.
25:57I've been more places in two weeks than I have in four years put together.
26:01All these diamonds.
26:03Did you see that meme?
26:04I was on Ellen and I was like, I don't even ever want to wear diamonds.
26:07It's just not who I am anymore.
26:08And then cut to it's like, hey guys.
26:10All these diamonds.
26:11Scott sent it to me and I was like, this is the funniest video I've ever seen.
26:15Tonight is the reception.
26:17It's equally as important as last night.
26:19How are you doing?
26:20Um, really exhausted.
26:22Honestly, the best part about this wedding is that you guys came.
26:24Oh my gosh.
26:25I used to walk in the US and I used to be a consultant.
26:28Every day after work I'd watch keeping up.
26:30You enjoy the ceremony so much.
26:32Kim, let's miss the diamond.
26:33When we were talking to the sister, the diamond fell.
26:37I just am like, oh my God, I'm going to have to pay for this.
26:41They're absolutely concerned about the diamond.
26:43We'll put the diamond issue on hold.
26:45We're going to take some photos.
26:46This is your glory.
26:47I think we got enough.
26:48What about me, bitch?
26:50Wait, Lorraine, my Chris Humphreys ring was an emerald cut, right?
26:54How many carrots?
26:5518?
26:55About 18 with the sides.
26:56Didn't keep that.
26:57And in order to divorce him, he said I had to give him the ring in my divorce that I bought.
27:02Contributed a fifth.
27:03Here's to India.
27:04Oh my God, I found it!
27:05Shut up!
27:06It was in my skirt!
27:07Joking?
27:08I'm joking!
27:09Wait, did you ever find the diamond?
27:10No.
27:11An RIP.
27:12We should have at the end of this episode in loving memory.
27:15You feel bad, Kim.
27:16Yeah.
27:16Only right now, she hasn't thought about it since.
27:19I feel bad in the moment.
27:21Kim is definitely in her element.
27:23We used real gold to stitch your fabric.
27:26I was like, oh my, we don't have to do that.
27:28And Kim is like, add the real gold.
27:30Hello?
27:31Hey.
27:31We're going to make cinnamon rolls.
27:33I used to be too easy to stay with a stem off job.
27:35Harley, what is Kendall going to be like when she's 90?
27:37Hopefully still alive.
27:38I think I'm more free-spirited.
27:41Oh.
27:41I don't know if that was the right term.
27:42Okay.
27:43More easygoing?
27:43Prettier?
27:44More gorgeous?
27:45Mom told me there's a bear lurking around Hidden Hills.
27:48Kim and I, we just left India.
27:50Nothing like bread and cheese and burrata.
27:53We are here to see Andrea Bocelli perform.
27:57Kim and I will be skinny dipping.
27:59Stay here longer.
28:00We don't have to go.
28:01It's my kids less now that I'm here.
28:03Hi, Mom.
28:04Hi.
28:04Oh, my God.
28:05Look at this pool.
28:07Hi, guys.
28:08Tonight, Kim and I are going to go to dinner with our glam team.
28:11Can we order?
28:12We're starving.
28:13Any, like, bread or burrata?
28:15I've never eaten before.
28:16Italy.
28:17I thrive in Italy.
28:18Cheers.
28:19Cheers, guys.
28:20Italy.
28:20Italy.
28:21Who's going to be there tomorrow?
28:22You're 10 minutes.
28:23We'll find you a boyfriend.
28:24Maybe.
28:25Me.
28:25Just me.
28:26Let's get Chloe laid.
28:27On Instagram, I did see someone that married the Eiffel Tower.
28:31This might be me in the next couple of years.
28:33Marrying something that my bed.
28:35You're just going to be there for me.
28:36Every trip I always bring lingerie so I could, like, feel myself.
28:40Wear it a little.
28:41Oh, I never just meet someone and be like, come over.
28:44I don't live my life like that.
28:46Just so you know.
28:47Did you hear about Chloe meeting with Lamar?
28:49It was kind of sad.
28:50I mean, I have my, like, personal thoughts on it.
28:53Chloe could have been a bit gentler.
28:55I'm not taking away what she's been through.
28:57Tonight is the Bocelli concert.
29:01I don't think I realized what we were doing.
29:03How are you?
29:03We're so excited to be here tonight.
29:05Courtney and I fight over you.
29:07Cleared up for us.
29:08Who is the bigger Bocelli fan?
29:09Me.
29:10I'm at this concert, aren't I?
29:11I mean, I don't know.
29:13Thank you very much.
29:15This looks so pretty.
29:18It's Mary Jo's 90th birthday.
29:20Hi.
29:21Hi.
29:22Yeah, remember when you said fake Chanel watches?
29:24Chanel watches.
29:26Diamonds would fall out.
29:27Happy birthday.
29:29Love you.
29:29I'm so happy to be here, MJ.
29:31Hi, Grandma.
29:32Mom, this looks amazing.
29:34Can I get everyone's attention?
29:36Like I'm throwing this party.
29:37But you guys look amazing.
29:39Kids, look up here.
29:40We love you, MJ.
29:41Happy birthday.
29:42I am getting my podcast up and running.
29:46I could not think of a better way to start off a week.
29:48What?
29:49You said that to me.
29:50We're getting closer on the podcast.
29:51How you feeling?
29:52Does that feel good?
29:53No.
29:54Feels crazy and overwhelming.
29:55We have 36 topics.
29:58Scott is actually going to be my first guest.
30:01Told you I'm not interviewing celebrity.
30:03I find that so lame and done.
30:05Then I can do a gimmick episode here or there.
30:08The pyramids.
30:09You're telling me that those people were smart enough to build pyramids, but they couldn't
30:13make a boat to come to America?
30:15I'm a little concerned for this podcast now.
30:17I was just bothering glam today.
30:19If they thought the earth was flat or not.
30:21You're not a flat earther.
30:22I never was.
30:24We are here.
30:25Set of my fragrance campaign.
30:27And it's called XO Chloe.
30:29It's very like rich.
30:30Her check's coming in the mail.
30:32Oh, there's a black bear in Hidden Hill.
30:33My mom was security.
30:35Now, the gun.
30:36I don't want the gun in your backpack.
30:38You have to be ready.
30:39Oh my God.
30:39To kill the bear.
30:40She's like, serious Chloe.
30:41I don't want to hear your attitude right now.
30:43All you do.
30:44Shit.
30:44Did you're going to get somebody killed?
30:46There was a whale video.
30:47Don't worry.
30:47If you don't think 50 people said.
30:49I know, I know.
30:52Well, it was basically a porno.
30:54Anise Natalie, who's getting married in the spring.
30:57You'll show Natalie some wedding dress option.
31:00This is I Got You So You'll Remember This Day.
31:02Go upstairs and see what we got.
31:04That looks incredible.
31:06I love it.
31:06But I still like the first one.
31:08I love you.
31:09Doors without door locks and doorknobs.
31:12Not as good as I thought.
31:13But it's like me.
31:14Want to be loving too?
31:15Okay, get on all fours.
31:17Why do you think I'm in this position?
31:18Just take a photo.
31:20You won't get in trouble.
31:21Promise you.
31:22I'm going to dress up as the bear.
31:23Don't shoot me.
31:24Hi.
31:24Hey.
31:25Did you get that text from security?
31:26They got a bear sighting.
31:28Black bear.
31:28Go over there.
31:29Every day has been 100 plus degrees.
31:32I didn't really think that through.
31:33Why?
31:33Because of the bear?
31:34Because of the bear.
31:35What bear?
31:35I got this.
31:36Oh my gosh, I can't breathe.
31:38Oh shit.
31:39Man, those people at Disneyland need a lot more respect.
31:42What is that?
31:43If there's a snake, I'll die.
31:44There's a bear out there.
31:46I'm stuck in something right there.
31:50The gardener.
31:51Chloe, you better tell me.
31:52What bear is crawling across the grass?
31:56Chloe!
31:57Payback's a bitch.
31:58Don't be surprised if I manage to put a whale in Chloe's pool.
32:02Come here, babe.
32:03This is my new boyfriend, guys.
32:06We know the bear makes you hot.
32:08In more ways than one.
32:09And she lived happily ever after.
32:11I probably would.
32:12I'm packing up my entire house.
32:14I'm fully remodeling.
32:16What the hell is going on?
32:18I thought you were a minimalist.
32:19You look like a hoarder right now.
32:21You're the real hoarder.
32:22I am.
32:23This is a really nice wig.
32:25Could you imagine if Corey didn't recognize me?
32:28I'm going to say goodbye for a year and a half.
32:31We're definitely going to stay in Malibu for the rest of the summer.
32:33Here.
32:34It'll be a whole closet.
32:36I could show you right here.
32:37For what?
32:38For a hymn.
32:39Who's hymn?
32:39I don't know.
32:41Manifesting.
32:42I did this whole renovation.
32:43And then I thought, wait, where's the his side?
32:46So if you build it, he will come.
32:49Should we assume that there's a hymn?
32:50You should never assume.
32:51Is there a her?
32:53Maybe.
32:54So here, I make like a whole his closet.
32:57Kim.
32:58It's bigger than my bathroom.
33:00She looks f***ing amazing.
33:02Her ass is out.
33:04Well, I didn't see that part.
33:05I have a fundraiser for my dad's charity I have to go to.
33:09I'm sweating like a f***.
33:12Hi, everyone.
33:13Come on in, guys.
33:14Hi.
33:15I would like to invite my dear friend, Kim Kardashian, to come up and say a few words.
33:20It's so interesting that we chose a partnership like this.
33:24My dad hated the hospitals, hated doctors.
33:28I know he would be so proud.
33:30These two shy girls, you don't want to say anything?
33:32Hi.
33:33That's it.
33:33Ah!
33:35Everybody line up tallest to shortest.
33:38Today, I am taking all of my grandkids to Underwood Farm.
33:42Come on, Tatum.
33:43Happy October.
33:44It's my time to shine.
33:46I do love Christmas more.
33:47Just to clear up the rumors.
33:49Can I just go see you guys?
33:51Rejection.
33:52Let's slow down on the candy, okay?
33:54Tatum, do you want water?
33:55No.
33:56And Tatum.
33:57I want more chips.
33:58This language barrier is wild.
34:00I look like a pumpkin.
34:02No, you're not a pumpkin.
34:03Mom, how was that sprinter ride?
34:06Interesting.
34:06Look at all the pumpkins.
34:08All right, let's do this, guys.
34:10Please don't know.
34:11Where is everybody?
34:12How did we lose six kids?
34:14How did you get up there?
34:15Every time we would go to a city, we would always be like, can you give us one?
34:19Like, the Kardashians are here.
34:21Mom, there's only two Kardashians here.
34:23I was a Kardashian before they were a Kardashian.
34:26But Kourtney won.
34:28The Kardashians are here.
34:30Let's go.
34:31Tell them if they don't come now, they're going to miss the truck.
34:34Well, let's not traumatize them with abandonment issues.
34:37Or in a pumpkin patch.
34:38You may never make it home.
34:40We are going with Scott Budnick to Growlersburg Conservation Camp.
34:45It probably gives them such purpose, too.
34:47You've nailed it.
34:48I've been wanting to come.
34:49I feel like it just hasn't worked out perfectly.
34:50But I'm happy to be here.
34:52Wait, so we're not, like, locked in?
34:53Nope.
34:54Down this way?
34:55Yep.
34:55Nice to meet y'all.
34:57Big fan of you guys.
34:58What's up, Scott?
34:59Yeah, I'm a big fan.
35:00Who's your favorite sister?
35:03I was kidding.
35:04No, she wasn't.
35:05Wait, we need a selfie.
35:06All of us.
35:07Okay, babe.
35:09What the is this?
35:10You have beautiful, gray, soft hair.
35:13Gray?
35:13Hey, great.
35:14Oh, well, that's good.
35:16I went to Kim's house, and there was a whole men's bathroom.
35:19She goes, well, yeah, this is for my future husband.
35:22With 9 times 10, a person's already seen her.
35:24It's hard not to know her.
35:25No heterosexual man on this earth that don't know who Kim is.
35:29I never thought about it like that.
35:31Come find me.
35:32Now we're at a different part of the camp where we get to hear their stories.
35:36One thing that you're proud of that you've accomplished.
35:39I'm now halfway to finishing my college degree.
35:41I've gotten a lot of skills.
35:43Self-control.
35:44My first prison experience, and Scott and I were talking about it on the plane, was the
35:48sense of purpose that I feel like you guys might feel you have.
35:50I'm Olivia.
35:51My grandpa.
35:52My two uncles and my cousins are all firemen, fire chiefs.
35:55Excited for you guys.
35:57Something like this really shows people what you can do and be a better person.
36:01This is the glimmer of hope that people have to see in order for the whole system
36:06to change.
36:07So I've heard like Scott Budnick's name.
36:09I got a blind text that said, hi, my name's Kim Kardashian.
36:12He was like, okay, do you want to go to a prison?
36:14I was like, sure.
36:15And this one girl was like, my boyfriend had me go get drugged.
36:18And I didn't know that like some shit was going to go down.
36:20And I thought to myself, my friend had me go pick up like ecstasy at this apartment.
36:26What if something happened?
36:27And the reason I lost it was because I saw the officer like basically be like, hon.
36:35There you go.
36:36So like if I like sellers on eBay, how much do you have to pay?
36:39Honestly, I don't know.
36:40Hi so much.
36:41That was really cool.
36:42Nice to meet everyone.
36:44I'm not throwing up anymore.
36:46I am recording my new podcast.
36:48Chloe the set is so good.
36:50Hello, Chloe.
36:51Lordy, lordy, lordy.
36:52I'm out.
36:54Peace.
36:54For years, people have always ran with this narrative.
37:00Are you hooking up with Kendall?
37:02Every week it was a different sister.
37:03I got pregnant.
37:04Oh, gross to think you and I being together.
37:07I'm white, so.
37:08The only thing that really annoys me is say you're going to come to something and then you don't show up.
37:12Never not showing up to anything.
37:14You're the biggest liar.
37:16Scott, welcome to Wonderland.
37:17Oh, I didn't even know that.
37:18Chloe in Wonderland.
37:19Love you.
37:21I don't know what hand movement that was.
37:23It felt gross.
37:24It was.
37:25Hey.
37:26I like to hang out with them, but I'm also allergic.
37:28No cat is completely hypoallergenic.
37:31Kendall, she loves you.
37:32Are you doing weekly therapy?
37:33She wanted to see me three times a week.
37:35Chloe, oh my god.
37:36What's wrong with you?
37:37Everything I do, she's like, okay, we'll unpack this.
37:41How many times do you go to therapy a week?
37:43Once.
37:43I'm going to New York on Monday, and then I go on another college tour.
37:47Mom is so funny.
37:48I was saying, like, let's go and do this wilderness thing.
37:52She was like, I'm scared for this.
37:54What if no one's going to, what if we get really lost?
37:56Did you know mom has never seen Troop Beverly Hills?
37:59Because she's Phyllis Neffler.
38:02She is.
38:02Have you been to Joshua Tree?
38:05No.
38:05It's near Palm Springs.
38:07If we went on a one-night RV trip, would you be down for it?
38:11Can I have my own RV?
38:12The point is for us all to be together.
38:14Is that a guaranteed?
38:15Yes.
38:16I'll bring the snacks and the answer is yes.
38:18Oh, I love the Courtney top.
38:20My pajamas.
38:21Nice to meet you.
38:22Nice to meet you.
38:23Simon has asked me to do this podcast for Lemmy, which is the Skinny Confidential.
38:29Hey, mom.
38:30Hey, mom.
38:31How's it going?
38:32Good.
38:32You ever anticipate you were going to be on television?
38:35I always wanted to be a fashion designer.
38:37I was Donna Karan, and Kim was my assistant.
38:40Hi, how are you?
38:42Amari turning 18 is a huge milestone for him.
38:45Christy.
38:46I can't believe he's 18.
38:48Happy birthday.
38:49Happy birthday.
38:50Aw, thank you, Ray.
38:52Happy birthday, Amari.
38:53Oh, thank you, Troop.
38:56Everybody, look at me.
38:57Are you girls a little bit scared?
38:59There's no need to be, but it's okay if you are.
39:02Happy birthday, dear Amari.
39:07I've been bubba.
39:08It's okay.
39:10I'm just going to take a minute.
39:12Never seen one before.
39:13It's okay.
39:14And she normally can fix problems.
39:15This situation, I think she feels so terrible.
39:18Something she has no control over whatsoever.
39:20I'm so proud of you.
39:23The way you've handled this whole situation.
39:25Mom, we're all going to go to Joshua Tree.
39:27Kendall is not here.
39:29We're going camping.
39:30Why we're going camping, I have no idea.
39:34How much stuff did you bring?
39:35We're going for one night.
39:36A girl's got to be prepared.
39:38It's a hundred and something degrees and you're wearing leather gloves.
39:41I don't need any mosquito bites or anything.
39:43Don't you think we need a drive-thru or something?
39:45I'm going to need food.
39:46I'm excited about the stargazing.
39:48I don't want to be abducted, but I wouldn't mind seeing a UFO.
39:51Wait, did you finish the Menendez brothers?
39:53I'm on the last episode.
39:54We all know how it ends.
39:56It's just crazy.
39:57Those two guys used to come over to our house.
39:59When I heard on the news about the crime, I was shocked.
40:04Oh, North just texted me.
40:05You have Wi-Fi.
40:07You have service.
40:08Oh my gosh.
40:09I didn't even know if I slept.
40:11Bubs, you have a show tonight.
40:12So North is in China with her dad and she's performing.
40:16It is six in the morning.
40:18I only slept four hours.
40:19I'll just take a power nap before the show.
40:21Flying 10 minutes before the show.
40:23Flight all the way to China.
40:25I would do anything for you, actually.
40:27This is a gourmet meal.
40:28Don't ask if you wanted fries.
40:29You said no.
40:30Now look at you.
40:31This is good.
40:33This doesn't say on the phone.
40:34Zero usually works in most countries.
40:37If the trip doesn't turn out good, the McFlurry was great.
40:41We are in Texas for our 818 college tour.
40:45If you lived in a dorm, what do you think would be hanging on your wall?
40:48Math problems.
40:49If you were dating a hottie boy and the quarterback wanted to take you on a date, what would you do?
40:54I would probably already be dating the quarterback.
40:57I was definitely, like, at that age, awkward and weird.
40:59Your hair is so cute.
41:01I'm going to stop.
41:02I'm going to stop.
41:02I'm going to stop.
41:03I'm going to stop.
41:03I'm going to stop.
41:05No.
41:05Are you sure?
41:06Yes.
41:06We have spent more than half of the trip on the phone with your children.
41:11Who gave her so much shit checking in with her kids?
41:14For three minutes.
41:15Honestly, you'd freak out.
41:17She's in China.
41:18Just don't be an asshole.
41:20This is it.
41:21This is definitely not what I envisioned.
41:23Didn't you think it was, like, a lot of trees?
41:26Is that a Joshua tree?
41:27There is such thing as a Joshua tree.
41:29Absolutely.
41:30Literally tumbleweeds rolling on by.
41:34There's no trees.
41:35Just the Josh.
41:36You brought a whole bus for a chef.
41:38I did.
41:39It's camping, but we have to eat.
41:40And you know how we always sit around and say, I wish we had nothing to do?
41:44Well, your dreams are about to come true.
41:46Ready to take a look at the premises?
41:48Yes.
41:48The cowboy ice bath.
41:50We have tons of ice on site.
41:52Fill it up fresh whenever you guys want.
41:53It's cold enough for me.
41:54Thanks, Kendall.
41:55I'm going to kill her.
41:56Oh, hello!
41:58Kim's not looking.
41:58We're going to pretend like I just got...
42:01Oh, my God!
42:03I got the horseshoe.
42:05You are a winner.
42:06You are a Jenner.
42:07I'm an animal.
42:08Come on.
42:08Give it to me, baby.
42:09Well, one point for you.
42:11Mama needs a martini.
42:12Let's go.
42:13I am kind of loving the vibe here.
42:15I'm just about to fall.
42:17Have you ever been on a hammock?
42:18No.
42:18Now that we're here, we could not have ever done that wilderness challenge.
42:23We would all be dead.
42:23Stay in the middle.
42:24Okay.
42:25Mom needs a personal chef following her everywhere.
42:27Drop the martini.
42:29I'll get you a new one.
42:29I think it's my closest experience to being like a pop star for five seconds.
42:33Thank you so much.
42:36This is so cute.
42:39I just think Kendall is such a snake for doing this to us.
42:43Kendall said, wait, why is this my fault?
42:45I think I was just saying I had a great time on my RV trip.
42:47And honestly, maybe they need a little bit of this.
42:49Humbles them a little.
42:50I think I was the one who said Joshua Tree would be great.
42:54Well, here we are, and I haven't seen one Joshua Tree.
42:57Well, I'm breastfeeding.
42:59She'll use this baby excuse until the kid's 10.
43:02Let's keep it real.
43:03It's the Kim, Chris, and Chloe show.
43:05Hi, babe.
43:05Wow.
43:06Carlton's here.
43:07Start filming.
43:08In LA?
43:08Oh, my God.
43:09So I'm doing a show with Ryan Murphy called All's Fair.
43:12We're talking about Cruella DeVille here.
43:15I'm acting with Cruella DeVille.
43:17Look at that one gorgeous star in this.
43:19Oh, I think it's a plane.
43:21I think it's a plane.
43:21Something's over there.
43:22You don't want to go over there.
43:24I'm not afraid of a snake.
43:25It's a rattle.
43:26No, it's for sure a snake.
43:28This guy must think we're insane.
43:30I never see anything in a telescope.
43:32Do you remember you sent me to space camp?
43:33Yes.
43:34I don't know if she's trying to get rid of me, but I'm still here.
43:36Oh, my God.
43:37That art studio in Brentwood?
43:39You're starting to sound like Courtney.
43:41Ah!
43:42Not funny.
43:43I need to shower.
43:45You brought a loofah.
43:46I just wish it was warm.
43:48You're going to put soap in there?
43:49Yes.
43:49It feels very inappropriate.
43:51Either it's the setup of a porn, or we're going to get murdered.
43:55Oh, thank you.
43:56I feel cleaner already.
43:58Ah!
43:59you!
44:00I think I peed myself.
44:01Night, ladies.
44:02We're all set.
44:03Yeah.
44:04I'm leaving.
44:05I'm not sleeping in this RV.
44:08Hey, girls.
44:08I'm sure you won't read this until tomorrow morning, and I just wanted you to know that I'm okay.
44:14Ta-ta, ladies.
44:15I just want you to know that I'm okay, and I can't take it anymore.
44:18My mom has vanished.
44:19Certainly does not help my abandonment issues.
44:23I love you madly.
44:24That was fun.
44:24Ta-ta.
44:25I'm not surprised that she left me, but I am surprised she left Kim.
44:29Mom's at home.
44:30What?
44:31Isn't that, like, what a one-night stand must feel like?
44:34Like, she just dipped.
44:36My therapist will hear about this one.
44:38I had a dream about dad all night long.
44:40It was that dad was really alive.
44:42I have dreams that he's alive all the time.
44:44We should Google what that means.
44:46Unresolved emotions.
44:47Brief or longing.
44:48Hi!
44:49You couldn't have at least woken us up to take you with-
44:51That's what I said.
44:52To take us with you?
44:53I was really struggling with that bed.
44:55Let's do it again really soon.
44:57Good to see you.
44:58Oh my god, I saw pics of you on the red carpet last night.
45:01You looked cute.
45:02I looked major, you bitch.
45:05Iconic.
45:05Cute.
45:06I look cute.
45:07I saw the nice little surprise.
45:09I could tell you were shut off.
45:11Is it that you're more guarded?
45:12I don't know.
45:13I started getting really anxious without me even noticing it.
45:17Maybe I'm so used to people nitpicking, and I'm like,
45:20I don't want anyone to read into this too much.
45:22I'm never going to take away from you, like,
45:24the trauma that you were put through for yourself.
45:27I would almost say you have to find it within you to forgive.
45:30You don't have to forget.
45:31I think what is so frustrating,
45:33they don't really understand.
45:35You have to protect yourself and grow from that scenario.
45:39Whether it be Tristan or Lamar,
45:40they see me again,
45:41and they're like,
45:42act as if nothing happened.
45:44There's so much that you kept from us,
45:46in a good way.
45:47We were so young.
45:48Kylie and I actually don't know a lot of it.
45:50Strong like bull.
45:51Strong like who?
45:52Oh, to be a Gen Z.
45:54We are in Paris.
45:56I'm here for the Copernice Show.
45:59I am here for L'Oreal.
46:01You just sat on all my phone.
46:02I'm TikTok-ing.
46:03Lunch with my sister.
46:05Just trying to keep up with the times.
46:07I have agoraphobia.
46:08Kylie, no, you don't.
46:09I think...
46:09Do you know that that's like a real thing?
46:11People like really...
46:12You're a homebody.
46:13It's like the fear of putting yourself in situations
46:16that could cause embarrassment or something.
46:18Patent leather.
46:19That's how a lot of girls fall.
46:20You come out of the castle,
46:22because they're doing it at Disneyland.
46:22Oh, so you're walking down a circle.
46:27It is L'Oreal Show Day.
46:29L'Oreal is so supportive.
46:31Not only humans, but women.
46:33They said they're going to come and get us.
46:37Do you think this room has a minibar?
46:40I felt like a princess for two seconds.
46:43It is Coperni Day today.
46:47We are about to have my fragrance launch at Harrods.
46:50This is to go to London when I was a stewardess, guys.
46:53Let me muster up enough to give a energy.
46:56Yeah.
46:57Take the Xanax and fall asleep.
46:58We have a busy schedule.
47:00Wait, have you heard from Lamar?
47:01No.
47:02I haven't either.
47:03He DMs me the strangest videos.
47:06Is it him with your blow-up doll?
47:09I found out about Lamar's blow-up doll is on the internet.
47:14Oh, my goodness.
47:15One of my New Year's resolutions is going to be be kinder and not so judgmental.
47:21If a blow-up doll makes you happy, honey, you go get it.
47:25Right now, it's Christmas time.
47:27The Skims pop up.
47:29Welcome to the Skims pop up.
47:30We could get a Twister game and some baby oil and play Twister tonight.
47:34And the baby oil?
47:35I love a mother and daughter night.
47:37Hi.
47:38This is embarrassing.
47:39Mom, hurry up.
47:41We were going to look at some lights, guys.
47:43I had to drive you guys around this town and tell you're really excited.
47:47Look at the lights, guys.
47:48Oh, my gosh.
47:49Look at them.
47:51I've never seen a tree like that in my life.
47:53There's two.
47:54Today, I'm doing my Harrods photo shoot.
47:57Wow, this is stunning.
47:58Okay, we're done.
47:59This is a good cover.
48:00Oh, my God.
48:02Okay, I think we might have it.
48:04Such a beautiful room.
48:06Today, I'm meeting with a bunch of different reporters and different media outlets.
48:09What if I just created?
48:10I just turned 40.
48:12I wanted to do things that were going to push me outside of my comfort zone.
48:17Oh, my God.
48:19You want to come, Mom?
48:21I can't believe how beautiful everything is.
48:23This was something that I put a lot of thought, pride.
48:27My best friend, Malika, is here with me.
48:32Not great at mastering my social life.
48:34There goes my makeup.
48:36Thank you, guys.
48:37Have some drinks.
48:39You guys, it's all the flirting I'm going to get, so I need it.
48:42Don't take it away from me.
48:44Plan this whole party for Cam.
48:46Yes.
48:47Happy birthday, Cam.
48:47What a lot of birthdays with you.
48:49I know.
48:50More than nipple brought today and nobody noticed.
48:52Not one person said nice nipples.
48:54It is my 44th birthday.
48:57Love this house.
48:57Yeah, it's amazing.
48:58I mean, this compound.
48:59We're going to go on Grindr and invite everyone that we know.
49:02Oh, I would the shit out of Chris Appleton.
49:04Who wouldn't?
49:05He's such a vibe.
49:06I don't know if he would me, but...
49:07You really teach the rest of us what it's like to be there to fight for others.
49:11I think that we should all describe Cam in one word.
49:16My word for Cam is...
49:18Strength.
49:19I would like to say many, many, like love and...
49:22That's not one word.
49:23Really?
49:23Okay.
49:24Waste it.
49:24A flower of the petals that expand.
49:27You're making me look bad.
49:29Mine's courageous.
49:29The image that came to mind was a phoenix.
49:32Genuine.
49:33And you never treat anyone any different.
49:35If the glam doesn't go well, it's a slightly different story.
49:38Enchanting.
49:39Just wanted to say thank you guys for being here.
49:42Happy birthday to you.
49:46My wish is that the Menendez brothers get out next week.
49:50Happy birthday.
49:51I think this year has been great.
49:54This year has been amazing.
49:56This year has just flown by.
49:59My year has definitely been a success.
50:01This whole entire year has felt like a dream.
50:04How's the manifesting going in the hymn department?
50:07You'll have to tune in to next season.
50:09Are we going to see you back for season seven?
50:11You better believe it.
50:29I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:30I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:31I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:32I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:33I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:34I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:35I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:36I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:37I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:38I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:39I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:40I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:41I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:42I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:43I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:44I'm going to see you back for season seven.
50:45I'm going to see you back for season seven.
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