00:11I'm sorry, son.
00:15I'm a happy mother.
00:47Oh, so, what do you mean you won't go?
00:51Who's sick do we suck this then?
00:54For what?
00:57I know that you will hardly understand this, but I will try to explain.
01:01Explain?
01:02Oh, okay.
01:03Then go ahead and try.
01:05I have met a lady.
01:07Ah, so you've been fooling around with someone while I worked for both of us?
01:12No, nothing's happened yet.
01:14Okay, so on the first date, you suddenly decided to-
01:16No, the date hasn't happened either.
01:18We never talked.
01:19Don't think she ever noticed me.
01:21But she's amazing, like the goddess Cabela eating a hot dog.
01:26She dropped her bike keys from their sign Victoria.
01:30Perhaps that's her name.
01:33Oh, now I understand.
01:36I knew that you-
01:36You're nuts!
01:38What hot dog?
01:39What Cabela?
01:40Hundreds of women's bodies flew over your sight, only now you got what should be done with them?
01:45Yes.
01:45You missed our first audition.
01:48Yes.
01:48Now you're gonna miss the second one?
01:51Yes.
01:52All because of some loaded bimbo?
01:57Never call her that.
02:00Oh, he doesn't like it.
02:02Loaded bimbo, loaded bimbo!
02:04Ow!
02:07Sorry, you made me do it.
02:10Mutually.
02:16Chive.
02:19I am leaving this dump.
02:22With or without you.
02:26Hmm.
02:29Hmm.
02:40Come on, Panther.
02:41Come on.
02:43Ugly old rusty wreck.
02:45Chive?
02:48What now?
02:49I'm really sorry the whole thing happened.
02:51But I can't leave before I find her.
02:54Best wishes, newlyweds.
02:56Wish all your kids are redheads.
02:59Together, we went through a lot.
03:02We always supported each other.
03:04Many things we achieved together.
03:07That's why I hadn't left you.
03:11I never did all of this for myself.
03:14And you?
03:16What reason are you willing to go?
03:19And do you really want to?
03:25No, to be honest, I don't really want to go.
03:31But I always dreamed about fame.
03:41I hope you will achieve your dreams.
03:45So, where could she be?
03:47I should check the lot near the park.
03:52Ha ha ha!
03:54Our guests today are the members of the reassembled, but still sensational band,
03:58Those Monsters On Stage.
04:00Greetings, gang.
04:02And I have a question for the band leader.
04:05Lordy, tell me, who came up with the band name?
04:09It was my idea, of course.
04:11I've been improvising on my face.
04:13Such a fraud.
04:19New sound and new lead singer.
04:21Ha!
04:22Howdy, Leo.
04:23Oh, hi there.
04:25Hey there.
04:26I've heard you've made a lot of changes in the songs.
04:29What exactly, huh?
04:31First of all, I performed the song,
04:33Smell Like Cherry, in a high pitch.
04:36One octave higher.
04:38You cannot sing the song an octave higher!
04:41After all, the song is about a girl.
04:44The song is about a donut!
04:45That smells like cherry.
04:48Ha!
04:48Maybe you should start with it then.
04:50Um, no problem.
04:54Smell Like Cherry!
04:57Ah!
05:02So now you are the lonely one, I see.
05:06Yep, I am the lonely ante-eater now.
05:11Do you remember what I told you when we first met?
05:15Something about the gender of a donut, like not female?
05:19Or it wasn't you?
05:21Then I am only interested in you two.
05:25You and Glam.
05:27I don't need anyone!
05:29I'll do it all myself.
05:31And who's gonna perform the guitar solo?
05:34Wasn't Glam in charge of it?
05:36Like what?
05:37You have a lack of guitarists.
05:39No plans around, but guitarists are on every corner.
05:41Who created guitar solos?
05:44You or Glam?
05:48Okay, Glam took a little part and wrote a few notes.
05:51Chive.
05:52Success depends on the people who achieve.
05:56When achievers leave, success goes with them.
06:00Hmm.
06:02I have no intention to invest in the project which is defined to fail.
06:06Dude, I know my job!
06:08I'm not just some kind of-
06:09Well, I've been informed about your problems with the hard stuff.
06:14Hey, I quit!
06:15That's in the past!
06:16That's nice.
06:17But I'm old enough to not believe in Santa Claus,
06:20Tooth Fairies,
06:22and people who quit drugs.
06:26Loud and clear.
06:28Well, if we're done-
06:30We're not done.
06:34What's this?
06:36Advance.
06:38You will need it to change your image.
06:42Right now, you differ too much from the famous performers.
06:46And you want to be famous.
06:49Don't you?
06:55And Chive, do not let me down.
06:59I won't let you down.
07:00Things are going to be ricky-ticky-chow!
07:05Thank you all!
07:06It was those moss-
07:08Green cash-a-lot!
07:12Yeah, that's our bad name.
07:15Yeah.
07:18Cash-a-lot!
07:19That was so rad, guys.
07:20Yeah, guys.
07:21It was a good show.
07:23Listen, you should practice more with Hordy.
07:24You're still crashing cymbals too soon.
07:27Hordy?
07:28You said Lordy?
07:29Oh, sorry.
07:31You are...
07:32Your name is...
07:33What?
07:34If you want a man, I can be Lordy.
08:01I like glam too, you know?
08:04What now?
08:05I mean the genre, in which you're playing.
08:09Ah, you mean that.
08:11My name's Aiza.
08:14Aiza.
08:14Like Lisa, but with an open mouth.
08:20I've been warned that you're a little bit weird.
08:23But you're so upset.
08:25Why?
08:26Just imagine that you are always lucky, and you always have a strong hand.
08:32Strong hand.
08:34Suddenly, your friend starts to get a pretty wet board.
08:38He starts to pair, raise, and re-raise.
08:42In the end, he goes all in.
08:44But you know that you're the one with the strong hand, you know?
08:47Uh-huh.
08:50And you're thinking, what is better, to call and win the pot, or just fold, but continue to play?
09:02Is that what got you so high?
09:05Nay, I try some.
09:06Over my dead body.
09:14You are so rad.
09:18Chime!
09:20Chime!
09:22Chime?
09:29Son?
09:32Mom?
09:34You are home at last, baby.
09:38Mom, how are you doing here?
09:41It's okay, my dear.
09:43All is well.
09:45Sorry, I still haven't brought you a beer.
09:47Oh, who cares?
09:49The main thing is that you are here.
09:51With me.
09:53Come to me.
09:54I-I should have visited you.
09:57I-
09:57Don't blame yourself.
10:01I'm a crappy son.
10:03We all made mistakes.
10:05You achieved your desires, and that's important.
10:09You showed them all.
10:11You won.
10:17I'm a crappy son.
10:18I'm sorry, Mom.
10:19Where are you going?
10:20I really am.
10:22A crappy son.
10:25No.
10:26Don't-
10:27Don't leave me.
10:28Come back.
10:29Please.
10:30Come back!
10:34Time of death.
10:36Wait.
10:36Doctor, he's coming back.
10:38Damn.
10:39One ampoule of the Hepatrol with 200 milliliters of the saline intravenously.
10:43Quick!
10:44Check oxygen sac...
10:45Come back.
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