00:00Honey, I gotta tell you, I am lovin' this celery.
00:03And unlike a chili dog, no mess in the bed.
00:07Flannels?
00:08What happened to that little, uh, cute number you were wearing last night?
00:12What are those on your PJs?
00:15Ducks.
00:18You know, I've, uh, always been a little attracted to ducks.
00:22Webbed feet.
00:23Feathers.
00:24Flyin' in a V.
00:31What's, what's the matter?
00:33Oh, I guess I'm a little tired from being so fat.
00:37Come on, Carrie, I should've never brought this up.
00:40Stupid picture.
00:41What picture?
00:43When your dad was showing me the albums, it was this picture of your mother, and I just...
00:46Oh, I get it. So because my mom gained a lot of weight, you're afraid I'm going to?
00:51No, no, not afraid, just...
00:53Mildly aware.
00:56Come on, Duck, I really wanna know.
00:57How would you feel if I did end up looking like my mother?
01:01I'd be fine with it.
01:06Duck, I could see your reflection in the window.
01:28What?
01:31What did you do?
01:32What did you do?
01:33What? You told Carrie what I said about my wife being overweight?
01:35What?
01:36I don't, I don't, I, I think you're wrong.
01:38I'm not wrong!
01:39I think wrong!
01:40Dammit, what are you doing to me, huh?
01:42I just wanted to make Carrie feel better, I didn't think that...
01:44That's right, you didn't think.
01:45You had seven months of work, undone.
01:47I came home last night, and Kelly was weeping and giving me the finger at the same time.
01:52Never seen that before.
01:55To any consolation to you, my life is hell, too.
01:57That does make me feel better.
01:58Now, I'm on a diet.
01:59Carrie won't sleep with me.
02:01No sex, no food.
02:03If the cable goes out, I'm gonna have to kill myself.
02:07Didn't I warn you not to pick at your life?
02:09Hey, what's on that?
02:10You couldn't listen, could you? No.
02:12We talk, we communicate.
02:15Look at you now.
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