Fail Compilation of the Month April 2013

Jukin Media

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00:00 (announcer speaking in Russian)

00:04 (woman yelling)

00:07 (dramatic music)

00:18 (upbeat music)

00:21 (gun cocks)

00:22 - Oh!

00:22 (laughing)

00:32 - I got my video camera on.

00:35 (crowd cheering)

00:39 - Go for it.

00:46 Come on, you're gonna have a hair on your ass,

00:49 if you don't.

00:50 (gun cocks)

00:55 Oh!

01:02 (laughing)

01:04 - 'Cause we have two witnesses.

01:14 The girls in the smoke shop,

01:15 they're not gonna be allowed down.

01:16 They have to be in the space for about 20 minutes.

01:19 With the ABC store witnesses,

01:20 they might be able to.

01:22 But Millette said plus, we're gonna probably hold off.

01:26 (gun cocks)

01:30 - Oh shit, it's closed.

01:32 It's closed!

01:35 Oh shit!

01:36 Holy shit!

01:37 - I got it!

01:40 I got it, man!

01:41 (laughing)

01:48 (speaking in foreign language)

01:58 (drill whirring)

02:01 - Lean back.

02:08 (screaming)

02:13 - Oh my God, oh my God, it's four o'clock.

02:15 (screaming)

02:17 - Oh!

02:23 - Did you get that on video?

02:27 - I did, got it all.

02:28 (speaking in foreign language)

02:43 (laughing)

02:45 (laughing)

02:48 - I'll look after you, missus, don't worry!

03:01 - Whoa!

03:04 - Quick, give me a hand.

03:07 (laughing)

03:10 (laughing)

03:12 (laughing)

03:14 - Most unbalanced, and concentration.

03:29 (cheering)

03:34 - That's why it's a great thing to do, it's brilliant.

03:41 - I'm totally fine, I love this game,

03:43 this is one of my favorites.

03:46 (cheering)

04:02 (laughing)

04:04 (laughing)

04:07 (laughing)

04:09 (speaking in foreign language)

04:13 (speaking in foreign language)

04:17 (laughing)

04:20 (speaking in foreign language)

04:24 (laughing)

04:35 (laughing)

04:38 (thudding)

04:40 (screaming)

04:57 (screaming)

04:59 (upbeat music)

05:07 (laughing)

05:20 - He's going, he's going!

05:24 (laughing)

05:26 - Triple.

05:50 (laughing)

05:52 - Oh!

05:59 - Don't tell me they got in his eye.

06:01 - Go!

06:02 - It's gonna be.

06:04 (groaning)

06:08 - Yes.

06:14 - Set.

06:18 (laughing)

06:20 - Damn dude, somebody must have pissed you off, huh?

06:27 - Oh!

06:28 Oh!

06:32 - You okay dude?

06:32 - Fuck that shit up.

06:34 Fuck her.

06:36 - That's your bitch's car?

06:37 Or your ex bitch?

06:39 - Fuck that bitch.

06:45 (speaking in foreign language)

06:49 (cheering)

06:53 - You good?

07:09 - Cowboy, I don't know.

07:11 (speaking in foreign language)

07:15 (speaking in foreign language)

07:19 (cheering)

07:24 - Okay, let's go to 600.

07:44 - Hey!

07:45 No, you're a thug!

07:49 (screaming)

07:56 - All right, go.

08:01 - Like I'm one for it?

08:13 (speaking in foreign language)

08:17 - Yeah.

08:23 - Oh!

08:27 - Beautiful.

08:32 - Cut!

08:38 (gunshots)

08:40 (screaming)

08:47 - Oh shit!

08:50 (speaking in foreign language)

09:00 (speaking in foreign language)

09:04 - Oh shit, you all right?

09:15 - I'm good.

09:17 - Fuck.

09:29 - Oh my God, somebody's gonna die.

09:31 Oh my God, and it's gonna be me.

09:33 Please don't hit Emily.

09:36 Or the kids.

09:39 I got video of that, and it's going on Facebook.

09:45 (rock music)

09:48 (rock music)

09:50 (rock music)

09:52 (rock music)

09:55 (rock music)

09:58 (rock music)

10:00 (upbeat rock music)

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