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    Joshua Mover

    by Joshua Mover

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    Written and Directed by Josh Mover
    Music Produced and Record by Mathew Wronski
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    Lyrics:

    Dear Hiring Committee
    Today I woke up feeling shitty
    Just another day with no job
    And my folks calling me a slob
    So please see my attached cover letter
    I think you'll agree I'm the better
    Candidate for the position
    And yes I'm flexible and I am wishin' to meet with you soon

    I really need some money to move out by the end of June
    the end of June
    i don't wanna be livin' with my parents when I'm thirty
    so how about you Hire Me
    Hire me?

    Hire me
    I've got the skills and the finesse
    Hire me
    I'll show initiative
    I know your address
    Hire me
    I always give 100%
    Hire me
    Shame if your kids got into an accident

    So do what's best for everyone involved
    Hire me and all your problems will be solved
    check my references
    they will all attest
    I am the motherf%^&ing best
    So Hire me
    do it now F&^%$^!

    Dear Hiring Committee
    it's been six months and it is a pity
    no response, no word at all
    I know you're busy but at least a call
    I'm starting to think that you don't care
    and maybe I should go over there
    and prove to you what I am worth
    maybe put you underneath the earth
    so please understand

    I wouldn't ever normally dare to make such a firm demand
    such a firm demand
    but if you don't employ me
    my option's really only
    necrophiliac sodomy
    (that's gross)

    So Hire Me
    I'll make sure to meet your deadlines
    hire me
    I think you can read between the lines
    hire me
    here is my updated CV
    Hire me
    you'll notice I speak murder fluently

    So do what's best for everyone involved
    Hire me and all your problems will be solved
    check my references
    they will all attest
    I am the motherf%^&ing best
    So Hire me
    I can start now
    Hire me Hire me
    I've got the know-how
    Hire me Hire me
    I'm gonna contact you
    Hire me Hire me
    no matter what you do
    Hire me Hire me
    Hire me Hire me
    Hire meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    SHOT BY
    Noam Kroll and Michael Kerr

    EDITED BY
    Noam Kroll, Josh Mover and Pedja Milosavljevic

    CAST
    Josh Mover, Mat Wronski, Stan Simon, Craig Salz, Liz Zigelman, Michael Kerr and the fine people of Toronto