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    Band Name: Testosteroso
    Song Title: Chew-Toy
    Album Title: Four-Fathers
    Genre: punk/comedy/rock
    Band City, Country: Lancaster,PA,United States
    Director Name: Scott Shaub
    Producer Name: Elias Swinehart

    About The Video: A parody of 70's grindhouse films/b-movies, set to the song Chew-Toy.

    Band Biography: Testosteroso is a rock band from PA that plays stupid songs about things you shouldn't put your wiener in. The band consists of Skot Shaub (Lead Vocals, Guitar) Cody Smith (Vocals guitar) Tom Rodriguez (bass) and Elias Swinehart (drums)

    Primary Website: http://www.testosteroso.com
    Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/testosteroso
    Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/testosteroso
    YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/testosteroso
    Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/testosteroso
    LastFM: http://www.last.fm/music/Testosteroso
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    Song Lyrics:

    She took me back to her place, I walked her to the door,
    we started fooling around, and the next thing I found, our clothes are on the floor.
    She started going downtown, and that's when things went wrong,
    she was pullin' and tuggin' so hard on me that she almost broke my dong.

    Don't pull so hard don't use your teeth when you're going down on me,
    oh my lord I can't afford wiener surgery.
    I wanna be your new boy, but girl I'm not your chew toy.
    Girl you're gonna break it if you don't take it easier on me.

    It feels like I got rug burn, I got a penis injury.
    I'm gonna need an ice pack, when she gets through with me.
    I went to see a doctor, he stared in disbelief,
    he said "I can't explain it but I think you sprained it. Is there no relief?"

    Don't pull so hard don't use your teeth when you're going down on me,
    oh my lord I can't afford wiener surgery.
    I wanna be your new boy, but girl I'm not your chew toy.
    Girl you're gonna break it if you don't take it easier on me.

    She left my penis crippled, now it's no use to me.
    I'm a loner with no boner. Dick disability.
    Her way of affection, is to punish my erection.
    Girl I ain't jokin', now I think it's broken,
    pullin' and jerkin', now it isn't workin',
    cryin' and naked, girl you need to take it easier on me.

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