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    Cast Your Eye Upon My Rustic Beard

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    sambaron

    by sambaron

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    A very silly song about beards. Visit sambaron.com for more comedy videos.

    Lyrics:

    I'm my father's son
    I am the grain he once threw down
    Just like Isaac in the Book of Psalms
    One wee dram leaves him damned
    And gasping in my mother's arms (the devil's arms)

    The oak tree falls
    But the sapling's roots are lain
    Son assumes the father's mantle
    Mother, look -- I am a man

    Cast your eye upon my rustic beard!
    Long I've nurtured chinny crop!
    No battle lost by man with beard
    He bearded man? He strong and proud
    To be a farmer is to have a beard
    Father, put aside your tools

    My fragile face was fertile
    And the seeds were sown thereon
    Forty moons of cloud and rain anon
    Did yield one hairy man
    From baby boy amidst the bales (my father's bales)

    One single drip
    Of malt upon my whisker
    Those drops weren't made of poison
    My mother's milk is gold

    Cast your eye upon my rustic beard!
    Long I've nurtured chinny crop!
    No battle lost by man with beard
    He bearded man? He strong and proud
    To be a farmer is to have a beard
    Father, put aside your tools

    Don't tell my mother
    But I am not a farmer
    I only have a beard

    Jesus -- had a beard
    Moses -- had a big old beard
    Lincoln -- had a beard
    A billy goat -- he has a long white beard
    Rastas -- have a beard
    Rory McGrath -- has an almost beard
    Scary Spice -- has a beard
    And Brian Blessed has a great big beard!

    Castro, Santa Claus, Jim Morrison of The Doors
    Gandalf, Saruman, other wizards, Dumbledore
    And orthodox religious people all have beards